Jun/24
2017

I'm not proud to be American these days. Everything about the US that was awesome, our tolerance, our creativity, our willingness to do good without recompense is gone. Now anyone I see sporting an american flag on their shirt or hat I automatically assume means they're full of hate; hating immigrants, hating women, hating the poor, hating anyone who isn't a white male with money.

I don't get it. All those haters came from immigrant families at one time or another, but they've conveniently forgotten that. Not only that but even those whose parents or grandparents are immigrants feel ok to attack darker skinned americans whose families heritage predates theirs by several generations.

White makes right apparently. Money is power. And people who are missing one of those two are more than happy to sell their souls and the souls of their neighbors to return to a past that never was as great as they imagined it.

Of course they have someone feeding them lies, and like hungry, baby birds they're willing to swallow any shitty tasting worm just to keep the illusion alive.

Never has there been a president -- case of FDR, he had a major Depression to handle -- who has passed more legislation and who has done more things than what we've done." (Dickhead Donald)

It's astonishing how little value is placed on facts, on truth, on the honest perception of reality. These are people who are not only willing to believe the emperor is well dressed, but that his clothes are so fine that it hides their own shit stained, ratty, torn, filthy garments.

I don't fault tRump for being who he is. I fault his "supporters" for believing something he's not, to the point where anyone NOT drinking the Jonestown Koolaid is not fit to be american.

Well I hate Koolaid. And I have no tolerance for delusional assholes who want to laud someone as inept, incapable and ignorant as the current fool who would be king. I guess that makes me unamerican.

Jun/23
2017

Dickhead is only great in his mind and the tiny minds of this blind, evangelical followers. The rest of humanity is already plum tuckered out with his infantile shenanigans.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump suggested he was just trying to keep fired FBI Director James Comey honest with his cryptic tweet implying there might be recordings of their private conversations.

Trump ended a month-long guessing game Thursday by tweeting that he never made and doesn't have recordings of his private conversations with Comey. In an interview that aired Friday on "Fox & Friends," Trump said: "When he found out that I, you know, that there may be tapes out there, whether it's governmental tapes or anything else, and who knows, I think his story may have changed."

If you can make it through the wandering, disabled droolings of Dickhead Donald in that quote bravo, give yourself a pat on the back. What he said, however, was "I made shit up because I could and I think it's really clever to lie about things."

It's hard to imagine less presidential material than this.

So here's the thing Dickhead, as president you're not either ALLOWED or ENTITLED to just make shit up. There are consequences to EVERYthing you say and people spend tax payer money to clean up the poo you keep flinging everything you open your filthy cakehole. In essence your stupidity is COSTING AMERICA MONEY. I mean fuck, we're already out of patience.

You know, when you're own "party" is left with the lame excuse of "well, the president is a political idiot" then there's really not much lower anyone can go.

I figure there's no way for you to embarrass yourself further. I just wish to fuck you'd stop embarrassing us.

Jun/22
2017

In ended in a mistrial but Cosby is celebrating as if he was acquitted. Now he wants to do a tour basically titled "Bitches are whores".

Embattled comic Bill Cosby plans to embark on a town hall-style speaking tour to educate young people about sexual assault allegations.

His spokespeople said on Thursday that due to changing laws, more young men will face sexual assault allegations.[..]

"This is why people need to be educated on - you know, a brush on the shoulder - you know, anything at this point can be considered sexual assault and it's a good thing to be educated about the laws," said Ms Benson, who is a spokeswoman for Mr Cosby's wife, Camille.

That's right Cammie, it was JUST a brush on the shoulder that 50 women accused your husband of, not say DRUGGING them and then RAPING them while they were only semiconscious. Delusional much bitch?

It's nice to know that money can buy silence and innocence for the really wealthy. It won't buy back your reputation though. Cosby is a rapist and predator. His career is over and no amount of explaining is going to help.

Go ahead and try though. Really.

Jun/20
2017

About 1,300 US children under the age of 17 die from gun-related injuries per year, a government study has found.

Researchers at the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) also found that guns seriously wounded about 5,800 children each year.

Researchers also pointed out that children were rarely injured or killed by guns in other developed countries. In fact, more than 90% of all children ages 14 and up who were killed by guns in high-income countries resided in the US (BBC)

Go on. You tell me. Why is this ok? Is your desire to own a gun more important than all these children? And if you say "It's not me, not my guns" then you're just another delusional fucker refusing to take the credit you're due.

You don't need a gun. Unless you're law enforcement, you don't NEED a gun.

And all those kids? They didn't need a bullet.

Jun/20
2017

When faced with the literal facts, facts he can't control, contrive or conceal, Dickhead will do the next best thing: say as little as possible. Which leads to the next question: how is Dickhead going to "drain the swamp" when he's not even willing to talk about it?

Once more freewheeling exchanges, White House press briefings have been shrinking both in length and content as Trump's senior aides clamp down on information and contend with the president's own lack of message discipline and preference for speaking directly to his fan base.

The administration has erected other barriers to transparency as well, such as refusing to make its visitor logs public. And Trump hasn't held a full press conference since February or participated in interviews since the end of April.[..] David Boardman, chairman of the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, said Trump's method of communicating via Twitter creates a compelling need "to follow up on those 140-character proclamations with questions."

He said a trend toward less transparency has rippled through all levels of government, and the approach is set at the top. (AP)

That's right, it's all about blind belief. No facts. No reason. No logic. No questions. It's about acting like a DICKtater, not a president who is open and aboveboard with the people he was ELECTED to SERVE. It's about hiding everything because he can do so and refuses to be questioned.

But those forms of communication are eroding discourse, said Kathleen Hall Jamieson, director of the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Pennsylvania.

"You get assertion but no argument. You get attack but no justification," she said. "These are ideal formats for someone who does not want to be held accountable. You're being asked to accept on authority that this is all that you need to know."

And if that doesn't frighten you then you're clearly not thinking for yourself. Or your nation.

Jun/19
2017

It's free speech when you say you want to shoot Hillary or kill muslims. But if you mock the president then LOOK THE FUCK OUT because it's not free speech any more. At least not since Dickhead was elected.

Several theatres in the US have received threats and complaints after a show in New York depicted the assassination of a Julius Caesar made to look like President Donald Trump.

Messages wished death upon theatre staff at unrelated establishments in an apparent mix-up.[..]

"Hope you all who did this play about Trump are the first to die when ISIS COMES TO YOU... scumbags."

Aside from wanting to offer the last person who contacted the theater troupe both a course in grammar and a blog at WoS, it's pretty clear that the Ol' Double Standard is alive and well from the conservative perspective. Liberals have long been willing to accept their position as targets for gun-toting conservative assholes who prefer to shoot first and apologize never. But with the sudden change in perspective, conservatives are in a frenzy of previously-derided political correctness. Threatening a sitting president? It was just dandy-fine for teddy nugent, but for anyone else? DEATH! MURDER! OMGOMG TEH CHILLUNS HOOMANITIES! Blah blah blah rhetoric blah. Shooting a lawmaker? Well hell, Gabby was a woman, so fuck who cares right? Shooting an IMPORTANT male lawmaker? OMGOMG EVIL LIBERALS ARE TAKING OUR GUNZZZZ!

Yeah, right, he bought them legally so FUCK YOU. It was your idea to make guns easily accessible to everyone so big fucking deal when someone gets shot right? It was second amendment expression, is all.

The right is pretty angry when the left steals pages from their play book. Sauce for the goose bitches. Sauce for the goose.

Jun/18
2017

Under a lot of circumstances the back and forth would be absolutely fascinating, however not so here. At this point everyone is tired of a whiny, little, crybaby man who likes to play at being president.

une 18 (UPI) -- Jay Sekulow, an attorney for Donald Trump, on Sunday said the president is not being investigated for obstruction of justice.

"Let me be clear here," said Sekulow, a member of the president's legal team, on NBC's Meet The Press. "The president is not and has not been under investigation for obstruction."

On Friday morning, Trump posted on Twitter: "I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt."

This constant begging for attention, no matter if it's good or bad, its tiresome. Like a spoiled toddler who breaks toys, demands new ones and pitches a tantrum on the floor in a shopping center to maximize embarrassment, Dickhead has ZERO interest in governing and 100% interest in himself.

That won't stop tRumpanzees and his staff from lauding him and sucking his dick in the most hitler-esque manner possible.

"On behalf of the entire senior staff around you, Mr. President, we thank you for the opportunity and the blessing that you've given us to serve your agenda and the American people." —WH Chief of Staff Reince Priebus at a cabinet meeting

Yes, you're serving the american people. Serving us cat-barf on a platter garnished with a puerile gravy of self-gratification. You can be so proud of yourself. Now just stfu, sit quietly in a corner and play with your interns mmmkay?

Jun/16
2017

The delusion is strong with this one. And voters in Iowa who seem to believe he represents them.

Republican congressman Steve King has blamed President Barack Obama for fuelling political divisions that led to an attack on Republican lawmakers.

Mr Obama "focused on our differences rather than our things that unify us", the Iowa Republican said. (BBC)

Apparently Stevie isn't at all disturbed by the anti-woman, anti-muslim, anti-colored people rhetoric spewed by the current dickhead in office. No, it's Obama's fault somehow. No evidence to support that, or rationale, just slinging the shit in hopes what it will stick. Of course he's pitching to his constituents who are people who haven't had enough of his prior brain-vomit quotes...

"This whole 'old white people' business does get a little tired, Charlie. I'd ask you to go back through history and figure out where are these contributions that have been made by these other categories of people that you are talking about? Where did any other subgroup of people contribute more to civilisation?" - on MSNBC, July 2016

Stevie believes that immigrants are all illegal, worthless, drug-toting mules, that blacks are responsible for all crime against blacks and that gay marriage means you can hook up with your lawnmower (something I'd dearly like to see with Stevie and Mrs. Lawnboy.) It's hard to believe there's any reason at all for such stupidity, or any reason that the press needs to cover it. About his only claim to fame is that if it's breathtakingly stupid and most people have the common sense not to believe it, Shitstain Steve will be it's sponsor.

Jun/15
2017

Bottom line, if the model you use makes a buyer feel bad or ignore your sales pitch you're DOING IT WRONG.

Young women are more likely to notice and remember average- and plus-size fashion models than thin ones, according to Florida State University researchers.

Seeing plus-size models also gives a boost to many women's mental health, the researchers found.

"We found overwhelmingly that there is a clear psychological advantage when the media show more realistic body types than the traditional thin model," study co-author Jessica Ridgway said in a university news release. She's an assistant professor in the department of retail, merchandising and product development.

It's been a man's world for so long that advertisers, fashion pushes and media has missed the obvious: if you're trying to get a woman to BUY something, you need to make her feel like she'd WANT it. Showing emaciated stick figures with the clothes, jewelry, makeup or whatever draped over their skeletal figure doesn't make a woman identify with the product. It's no surprise really, that someone who LOOKS like a pretty girl you'd see on the street, regardless of waist or wrist size, would make another woman think "huh, if she can wear that and look good, so can I".

DUH.

But it's a tRump world, with ugly, trailer-trash, meth-momma looking spokes ladies preening over surgery enhanced wives and rich twat daughters who can afford high-colonic enemas to flush the crap out of them and lipo away their flab. It's the era of the neglected, saffron-toupeed white guy, feeling empowered because you can abuse women and minorities and STILL be in charge.

Still won't sell a dress though.

Jun/14
2017

Well the GOP wanted more bullets. Guess they got them. I may have to readjust my perspective, after all if EVERY woman were to carry a gun there would probably be a lot less rape and a lot less men in prison for domestic abuse.

A picture is building of the prime suspect in the shooting ambush on Republican congressman at a baseball game in Alexandria, Virginia.

James T Hodgkinson, who shot and wounded congressman Steve Scalise and injured four others, was carrying an assault rifle and pistol, according to authorities.

Five people including two police officers were taken to Washington DC-area hospitals. Hodgkinson died in the firefight with the congressional security detail. (BBC)

Now, of course, there are GOP senators stating how they'll carry a gun on their person at ALL times, even sliding into second base. But why stop there? So many shootings means that EVERYONE needs to be armed at ALL times! Men, women, children, women having children, nurses, doctors, senators, even the nice little old librarian. Because guns, guns, GUNS!

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- A UPS employee opened fire inside one of the company's package delivery facilities in San Francisco on Wednesday, killing three co-workers and then himself as officers closed in and workers ran frantically into the streets, police and company officials said.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Police say a man has been shot in the ankle near the Barclays Center in New York City

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- A toddler who was shot in the head while riding in a car with her mother and brothers in Tennessee has died, police said Wednesday.

DRAPER, Utah (AP) -- Police in Utah investigated an anonymous tip about a man who wanted to kill his ex-girlfriend and himself just before he killed the woman and her son

Guns, if we can't live peacefully without them then everyone will just have to carry one all the time. From highschool football games (the ref might need one to protect himself from an angry parent) to girls scouts selling cookies (someone might try and steal them) to trips to Disneyland (there might be a terrorist hiding in the Tunnel of Love) we all need guns, all the time, every minute of the day.

And when accidents happen? Or someone murders an elementary school full of kids? Well, just chalk that up to conspiracy because they're trying to murder the second amendment!

Next up: Overthrowing the gub'mint with ur own Uzi, two good buddies, a pickup truck and a dog.

Jun/13
2017

Like anyone would ever look at Asshole Alex and think "gosh he's hot, I want to fuck him."

NEW YORK (AP) -- Megyn Kelly defended her decision to feature "Infowars" host Alex Jones on her NBC newsmagazine despite taking heat Monday from families of Sandy Hook shooting victims and others, saying it's her job to "shine a light" on newsmakers.[..]

Jones also described Kelly as not feminine, cold and robotic.

"I felt zero attraction to Megyn Kelly," he said.

Hey Fuckface. You were there for an INTERVIEW not to slobber over the reporter doing the interview. Like anyone a) cares WHAT the fuck you think and b) doesn't know that Megyn could have her choice of whomever she wanted and c) doesn't already know that trolls like you look like Warhammer Orcs for a good reason... because you're fucking TROLLS.

Go hide shitstain. No one cares what you think, you're just a freak at a freakshow.

Jun/12
2017

I mean his sons survived right? So everything's ok, right?

HOBART, Ind. (AP) -- Prosecutors have filed neglect and reckless homicide charges against the father of a 9-year-old northwestern Indiana girl shot to death when his firearm accidentally discharged [..]

The (Northwest Indiana) Times reports family members told police the father was showing a firearm to Olivia and her brothers Saturday afternoon when it discharged, striking the girl in the head.

I've got nothing. You know where I stand. And you know I'm not ignoring yet another, stupid, avoidable gun-related death.

Jun/11
2017

The last guy who I knew that pulled this shit got fired.

During an appearance at the Department of Transportation headquarters, the president dramatically flipped through binders that he said contained pages of "nonsense" paperwork for an 18-mile road in Maryland, and then tossed them onto the floor.

The binders containing environmental impact statements landed with loud thuds.(AP)

So I was at a program review, literally over 150 people in a room. A big guy with a big beard and big suspenders (note the rest of us were dressed formally) proceeded to take offense at questions thrown his way. He stormed to the back of the room, grabbed three huge binders, stormed back to the front and dropped them with a bang on the table. In front of the sponsor.

It was supposed to show how much "nonsense paperwork" he had to deal with.

Of course, when people's lives are on the line you WILL have a lot of paperwork. If you choose to consider it nonsense, and not part of due diligence in planning then sure that's your choice. But keep in mind the people who care about those papers might not take kindly to your opinion. Or you.

But hey, again, your choice. Just like finding a new job. Something I wish Dickhead would take more seriously.

Jun/10
2017

And, to be honest, so can Dell, but I hate Apple more.

So what happened? Apple just upped and cancelled an entire set of orders for computers that were in stock the day before. Why? Because they want to sell new products instead (and make more money). So instead of notifying buyers that new products were going to come out soon. Instead of telling people that they'd better order model X before model Y came out they just flat out cancelled shit and said "Well, sorry, but go back to your users and your purchasing department and while you're at it, go get another 50 signatures since these are new prices for new products (which may have new features that people DON'T want) and while your at it, go fuck yourself because we don't care enough to fuck you personally.

So now all the people who waited several weeks to get their ordered through the purchasing process can wait a whole lot longer because the new products aren't even available to buy.

Hey Apple. Screw you. This is why I build my own. Fuck you. Fuck your iWhatever. And fuck off.

Jun/08
2017

You kind of have to wonder where Eric has been for the last 8 years because he clearly didn't notice how well our last President was treated.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Eric Trump says critics of his father are "not even people."

President Donald Trump's son told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Tuesday that he's "never seen hatred like this" and "morals have flown out the window" when it comes to attacks against his father.

Break out the tiny violin because Eric is feeling all sniffly about how bad his rich, arrogant, egotistical dad has it as president. Still you do have to feel bad for him because his father IS one of the shittiest assholes ever to get elected, so there is that. On the other hand maybe, just maybe, if his dad stopped opening his fucking cakehole and vomiting out garbage without any basis in fact or reality people MIGHT just hate him a little less.

And of course maybe if he stopped attacking people first and calling them stupid, but we all know that's not within his capacity so meh. Maybe Eric needs to man up a bit and deal. Sasha and Malia managed to, but I guess they're just a lot tougher.

Jun/07
2017

Those two things don't go well together but hey, let's face facts, Americans love their guns far more than they love their kids. In fact if they had to do without one of the two the population would drop like a rock.

HELENA-WEST HELENA, Ark. (AP) -- Police say a 4-year-old boy fatally shot his mother's boyfriend in eastern Arkansas.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Police in Tennessee say a toddler apparently shot a 7-year-old cousin to death at an apartment.

No one expects a seven or a four year old to have a fucking clue about how to properly handle a gun, but in both cases loaded weapons were left within their reach. It's no surprise that with all the NRA-fed gun frenzy that's been going on since Obama was elected that kids are getting their hands on weapons, nor the results.

But the NRA and the GOP would have you believe that its your RIGHT to have so many guns and keep them so insecurely that shit like this becomes so common that no one even cares any more. It's just a kids game now. For great big kids who never, ever want to grow up. And for some who never will.

Jun/07
2017

Hey Dickhead Donald! You're doing it wrong. All wrong.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is defending his use of social media, saying that the mainstream media doesn't want him to get his "honest and unfiltered message out."

He says, "Sorry folks, but if I would have relied on the Fake News of CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, washpost or nytimes, I would have had ZERO chance winning WH."

You know after you hear the same joke for the 15th time it gets pretty fucking old. Dickhead is STILL telling the same stupid joke months later and the rest of the nation, and world, has really had enough.

Dickhead, listen. All those news services you labeled as fake, those services actually CHECK their sources and facts before they blurt out anything at all. Unlike, say, you. You've been wrong, you've lied, you've doubled down on both of the previous and STILL you cleave to your delusional notion that anything that pops into your cheeto-colored mop-covered brain is real.

Guy, the only thing fake is your belief that you're qualified for the role you're currently in.

But no, Dickhead is going to continue the circuses until morale improves. Which will be about the same time as hell freezing over. Or until everyone who disagrees with Dickhead is blocked on Twitter.

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald Trump may be the nation's tweeter-in-chief, but some Twitter users say he's violating the First Amendment by blocking people from his feed after they posted scornful comments.

Lawyers for two Twitter users sent the White House a letter Tuesday demanding they be un-blocked from the Republican president's @realDonaldTrump account.

"The viewpoint-based blocking of our clients is unconstitutional," wrote attorneys at the Knight First Amendment Institute at Columbia University in New York.

Hate speech is free speech right? Uh no, not when it comes to how Dickhead perceives the world. To him the only facts, responses and statements which are valid (i.e., not fake) or worthwhile (i.e., not blocked or deleted) are the ones which agree with him. Everything else should be censored, eliminated or discredited.

But all is NOT lost. Google is coming to the rescue with a guide (ostensibly for kids) on how to interact with the internet! Something that Dickhead is sorely in need of.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) -- Google is spearheading an educational campaign to teach pre-teen children how to protect themselves from scams, predators and other trouble.

The program announced Tuesday is called "Be Internet Awesome."

Yes awesome. With a moniker like that maybe even Dickhead will take a moment to learn how not to be a troll, how to avoid being scammed by liars and not to keep propagating bullshit. Yes Google could teach Dickhead a thing or too. If he were actually capable of learning anything, which has yet to be proven.