Nov/20
2017

Hard to imagine that this guy is affiliated with religion right? Blaming women for being sex fiends; only said by virtually every big-box religion ever.

"More women are sexual predators than men. Women are chasing young boys up and down the road." —Pastor Franklin Raddish, defending Roy Moore

Like that? It's OK for Randy Roy to pursue teenage ass, because like, the Bible says it's OK... and because women chase young boys.

Um, where? When? And do they catch them? Has anyone witnessed this or is it just more patriarchal justification for criminal behavior?

Yeah, we know the answer to that.

In other "I wish it were fake news" tRump spokeswoman takes BACK her claim that molesting young girls is bad.

Asked if she was encouraging people to vote for Moore, Conway avoided the question, saying: "I'm telling you that we want the votes in the Senate to get this tax bill through." (AP)

Like that? It's not indulgences that give you a get-out-of-jail-free card for being a criminal pervert, it's running for GOP office. Because then you can do whatever you like to whomever you like. And if the president says it, it must be true. (He said that also.)

Nov/19
2017

Medieval moron from middle east is a fucking moron. That's really not news. It's the few guys who aren't morons who are actually newsworthy.

As contestants for Miss Universe 2017 gather in Las Vegas, it's no surprise many have been grabbing photo opportunities together.

However, when Miss Iraq, Sarah Eedan, posted a selfie with fellow contestant Miss Israel, Adar Gandelsman, they may not have realised how mixed reaction would be on social media.

Ms Gandelsman shared a similar photo on her Instagram account calling Miss Iraq "amazing". Her post was liked nearly 3,000 times. [..]

Asaad Abukhalil, a professor based in the US, tweeted: "The beauty queen of Iraq is happily posing with the beauty queen of occupation and brutality." (BBC)

Asaad is a fucking moron. He's clearly not professorial material and whomever has his contract should sincerely reconsider his worth. Any dipshit who claims to be an academic, yet spews hate-rhetoric as moronic as that deserves a boot in the ass. This is the US, not some backwater, fucked up, miserable, dirt-sucking cesspit.

  1. Ms. Israel never dropped a bomb or occupied anything
  2. Ms. Iraq and Ms. Israel were demonstrating the change they WANT for the world and should be celebrated for it

Listen, Asshole-sad, if people NEVER take a step beyond their trenches there can never be peace and stability. So instead of stomping on the tiny sprouts of peace, why not nurture it with love? I'm guessing that a) your dick is too small and b) your brain is too small to grasp this concept. Dipshit.

Nov/18
2017

Credit: My friend came up with the title accidentally.

Nov. 17 (UPI) -- Officials at a Washington state Navy base confirmed one of their aircraft was behind a contrail drawing of male genitalia spotted over a residential area.

Residents in Omak, where the image was clearly visible in the sky, snapped photos on Thursday when a Naval aircraft drew a penis and testicles in the sky using its contrails.

Reactions, of course, were predictable if mixed. Prudes screamed and yelled about something their precious darlings could see every day if they looked in their pants. Most other people just chuckled and moved on.

As my friend pointed out, many pilots just turn on their map-based recorder and then post their dick-flightpath-pics to their friends.

It's just a dick people what's the big deal? By now you'd hardly think they'd even cause a stir. I mean hell, we have a HUGE one as president.

Nov/18
2017

Guess who I'm referring to?

"Sen. Franken has admitted wrongdoing, and the president hasn't." —WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, on how accusations of sexual assault against Franken and Trump differ (Doons)

Someone who apologizes is the GOOD guy, you know, it's what the jury looks for in a criminal. Remorse. Acceptance of what they did.

Total fuckheads don't. They're the ones you lock up for life because they're too dangerous to be allowed in society.

Nov/17
2017

Nope. Because Dickhead Donald can even beat that.

One of President Donald Trump's judicial nominees is a ghost hunter who has written several novellas about paranormal activities.

The appointment of Brett Talley, 36, for a lifetime post as an Alabama federal judge is raising eyebrows because he has never tried a case.

It also emerged he failed to disclose on a conflict-of-interest questionnaire that his wife is a White House lawyer. (BBC)

Most presidents have the common sense to do truly stupid, egregiously nepotistic shit at the END of their second term. But not Dickhead. He's going to give prime positions to ass-cannons who are second, third and nth removed from staff that sucks his dick. In this case the unqualified husband of a white house lawyer. With a penchant for the paranormal.

You know maybe he DOES have a position he can play for Dickhead where he could be useful (and get your mind out of the gutter, I wasn't going there, I mean I could, and I usually do, but not in THIS case.) Brett could be the white house fortune teller, and astrologically connect to Regan's ghost to guide Dickhead through his trials and tribulations.

Or yah, he could just give his wife a break from the dick sucking from time to time and take over for her.

Nov/16
2017
  1. Yes.
  2. Where do I get one?

The pick-up truck sticker prompted a Facebook post by a local sheriff who asked to speak with the vehicle owner. In his post, the sheriff threatened to prosecute the owner for disorderly conduct unless she changes the sign. But free speech advocates argue the anti-Trump driver, 46-year-old Karen Fonseca, within her rights.(BBC)

Karen, I salute you. Also, where DO I get one?

Nov/16
2017

Screwing young teen girls is just fine. So says the white-male-conservative-patriarchy in Alabama. Thus is must be.

Some local lawmakers in Alabama have said it's better to have a sexual predator in office than a Democrat. One fell back on a fairly unusual biblical interpretation to justify the allegation.

Jim Zeigler, the Alabama State Auditor, told the Washington Examiner: "Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus. There's just nothing immoral or illegal here, maybe just a little bit unusual."

Yes, that's a direct quote. (BBC)

Really.

It's hard to believe that Alabama is THAT fucked up, but apparently it is. Inbreeding? Something in the water? Just a predominance of sheer stupidity? I mean who the fuck says they would prefer a pedophile to a candidate from the opposite party?

I guess Alabama is really that morally bankrupt, ironic for a "bible" state that they'd not only stray from their sacred teachings but they'd also prefer to break the state laws as well. I mean it's not even a choice of what would Jesus do, because sure as shit Jesus wouldn't vote for a predator that molests young girls, in fact he'd probably call his Dad and have the perv thrown into the deepest pits of hell.

And as for Mary being a teen? SHE DIDN'T HAVE SEX. Fuck, I'm not even Christian and I know that one. So no, it's NOT ok. It's never ok. And if you vote for Roy Moore? You're probably going to hell because you failed the morality test your god set for you.

Nov/15
2017

Hooray for Australia! Hooray for love! Hooray for sanity!

Australians have overwhelmingly voted in favour of legalising same-sex marriage in a historic poll.

The non-binding postal vote showed 61.6% of people favour allowing same-sex couples to wed, the Australian Bureau of Statistics said.

Jubilant supporters have been celebrating in public spaces, waving rainbow flags and singing and dancing.

A bill to change the law was introduced into the Senate late on Wednesday. It will now be debated for amendments.

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull said his government would aim to pass legislation in parliament by Christmas. (BBC)

Well done Australia! Well done!

Nov/14
2017

Well, birds of a feather... except in this case if they were birds they'd fly repeatedly into every window they could find just to prove that the glass wasn't real.

The Flat Earth International Conference in Raleigh, North Carolina, attracted hundreds of attendees who believe the shape of the Earth is a disc instead of a sphere. (BBC: see the freaks here)

Can we export them to the Middle East perhaps to fight terrorism with their stupidity?

Nov/13
2017

Here's what Wikipedia says: "As of July 2016, white Americans are the racial majority. African Americans are the largest racial minority, amounting to 13.3% of the population. Hispanic and Latino Americans amount to 17.8% of the total U.S. population, making up the largest ethnic minority."

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out what this means for the future of the US. Problem is, the lower-income, lower-educated whites out there are shit-fucking scared of the future. Lucky for them, this asshole came along.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is nominating white men to America's federal courts at a rate not seen in nearly 30 years, threatening to reverse a slow transformation toward a judiciary that reflects the nation's diversity.

So far, 91 percent of Trump's nominees are white, and 81 percent are male, an Associated Press analysis has found. Three of every four are white men, with few African-Americans and Hispanics in the mix. The last president to nominate a similarly homogenous group was George H.W. Bush.

In a desperate attempt to roll back the clock, Dickhead Donald is using his authority to deny reality by appointing white men to every position he can. From every major position in his cabinet to the judiciary, Dickhead is projecting his view of the world on America. In his defense, it WAS mostly white, uneducated voters who pulled through for him. Not the popular vote mind you, but the electoral vote of course.

White non-Hispanic voters preferred Trump over Clinton by 21 percentage points (58% to 37%), according to the exit poll conducted by Edison Research for the National Election Pool. [..] College graduates backed Clinton by a 9-point margin (52%-43%), while those without a college degree backed Trump 52%-44%. (pew)

And so Dickhead is making good on his efforts to stamp out any gains made by women and minorities as hard and as brutally as he possibly can.

Of course that's not great for a nation that supposedly pride itself on diversity. But then in tRumpmerica it's not about diversity, it's about hating those who are different from you. Basically what the Nazi's and the KKK have been touting all along. Not that these are the best or most qualified people who could do the most for their community, fuck naw, because just like the EPA, just like the FDA, Dickhead wants to enable the wealthy and white and at the same time hamstring any other contenders.

So if you're a white, middle-aged man, props. This is your age of Aquarius. But that comes with a warning: there's going to be a backlash. And it's not going to be pretty. History says so.

Nov/12
2017

It's always the ones that preach the hardest that have the darkest secrets to hide. Roy Moore is no different than any other holy-rollin' wannabe with a terrible past of abuse.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- A second woman abruptly emerged Monday to accuse Roy Moore of sexually assaulting her as a teenager in the late 1970s, this time in a locked car, further roiling the Alabama Republican's candidacy for an open Senate seat. Leaders of Moore's own party intensified their efforts to push him out of the race.[..]

One night when she was 16, Moore offered to drive her home, she said, but instead parked behind the restaurant and touched her breasts and locked the door to keep her inside. She said he squeezed her neck while trying to push her head toward his crotch and tried to pull her shirt off.

"I thought that he was going to rape me," she said.

Moore finally stopped and as she got out of the car, he warned that no one would believe her because he was a county prosecutor, Nelson said. She said her neck was "black and blue and purple" the next morning and she immediately quit her job.

Nelson said that shortly before that, days before Christmas, she'd brought her high school yearbook to the restaurant and Moore signed it. A copy of her statement distributed at the news conference included a picture of what she said was his signature and a message saying, "To a sweeter more beautiful girl I could not say, 'Merry Christmas.'"

Roy Moore is evil. He's the person who hails Jesus the loudest because he's got something to hide: his own crimes. Roy grew up in a time when grabbing titties on young, defenseless women was OK because he had power and they had none. In fact he never DENIED grabbing titties, rather he claims that he "can't remember" exactly WHAT happened, while not denying that something did.

[Moore] has threatened to sue the Washington Post, which last week published accounts from three women who alleged encounters with Mr Moore decades ago when they were teenagers and he was in this 30s.[..] But Mr Hannity argued that Mr Moore "deserves the presumption of innocence".

He invited him on his radio show to defend himself and his campaign.

On his radio show on Thursday, Mr Hannity seemed to play down the women's allegations.

He said: "There was no sexual, there was kissing involved, and then they're saying this one encounter with a 14-year-old..."

"And it was consensual," his programme producer interjected. (BBC)

A 30 year old man trying to screw teenagers is disgusting, but let's not lose track of the real issue here: AGE OF CONSENT IS NOT 14 ROY MOORE, YOU FUCKING PERVERT, AND YOU KNEW IT. In fact so many people are disgusted with Hannity backing a pedophile that they dropped their advertising from his show, including the coffee-maker giant Keurig. This is leading to the conservative howler-monkeys getting headaches from a lack of caffeine in the morning.

US conservatives are destroying their Keurig coffee machines after the company announced it would stop advertising on a Fox News programme.

OMFG cry me a river you stupid fuckwads. Yes, please smash your coffee machines. I'm sure the Keurig company will REALLY fucking care. Plus at some point you'll probably go out and buy new ones because of the huge stash of K-cups you have in your pantry that you'd have to throw out otherwise.

And Roy, as for you, maybe you can get a good job as a barrista, since there's going to be a spike in customers at the local doughnut shop in the near future.

Nov/11
2017

Holy crap, I never expected this.

Reversing an earlier decision, the University of Notre Dame will continue providing students and employees with access to birth control free of charge.

The Catholic institution was one of the first major employers to take advantage of the Trump administration's weakening of Obamacare's contraceptive mandate.

Notre Dame, which had long battled the Obama administration over the provision, said in late October that it would end coverage for employees after Dec. 31 and for students after Aug. 14. The university said it objects to the mandate based on its religious beliefs.

Students and employees quickly protested the decision, holding a demonstration and creating an online petition. (CNN)

I'm both astonished and pleased. That a catholic university could find it in themselves to do right by women? I guess Notre Dame really is an institution of higher learning, in all respects of the term.

Props to you Notre Dame. And thank you for choosing sanity and equality over rhetoric.

Nov/10
2017

To sweeten an otherwise terrible topic that has NOT been getting better here in the US.

Nicola Sturgeon has offered an unequivocal apology to gay men convicted of sexual offences that are no longer illegal.

The first minister's apology coincided with new legislation that will automatically pardon gay and bisexual men convicted under historical laws.

The bill will also allow the removal of such convictions from criminal records.(BBC)

The US has been backsliding with an alarming alacrity. But this doesn't mean the rest of the world hasn't kept on, keeping on without us. It's delightful and heartwarming to see that the stupid fuckery that has infected America hasn't infected nations abroad. Sure the UK needs to keep sucking tRump dick, as do other large nations, but smaller nations can forge ahead and take the lead in democracy and liberty, the leadership the world needs.

Thank you Scotland.

Nov/09
2017

Long ago I read a study that hypothesized that a person is more likely to believe an obvious lie when they hear it "first hand". This is the premise that won Dickhead the election and he continues to exploit: utilizing social media as a vehicle to spread lies and confusion to discredit agencies who actually have rules and standards

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Disguised Russian agents on Twitter rushed to deflect scandalous news about Donald Trump just before last year's presidential election while straining to refocus criticism on the mainstream media and Hillary Clinton's campaign, according to an Associated Press analysis of since-deleted accounts.[..]

AP's analysis illuminates the obvious strategy behind the Russian cyber meddling: swiftly react, distort and distract attention from any negative Trump news.

I don't think it needs to be said but let's state the obvious: Dickhead Donald has no morals or standards, he will say whatever he thinks will get him what he wants. But it doesn't stop there, all the tRumpanzees who scream and yell about the news are gleefully swallowing the poison from non-US entities who use social media to conceal their identities and goals. Simply put: if you chose to listen to facebook and twitter to decide who to vote then you're: a) fucking stupid and b) a ruski stooge.

Nov/08
2017

America wished for change. Well here it comes. Just remember the old adage: be careful of what you wish for.

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- A transgender candidate defeated an incumbent Virginia lawmaker who sponsored a bill that would have restricted which bathrooms she could use.

Democrat Danica Roem, a former journalist, is set to make history as the first openly transgender person elected and seated in a state legislature in the United States. She unseated Republican Del. Bob Marshall, one of the state's longest serving and most socially conservative lawmakers. The race was one of the year's most high profile, drawing international attention and big money to the northern Virginia House of Delegates district outside the nation's capital.

Bob wasn't a nice guy. During the campaign he and his team repeatedly called Danica by the wrong gender, as a means of marginalizing, mocking and disrespect. Bob also claimed the title of "homophobe in chief" and backed it up by trying to legislate marriage and who can use a bathroom.

Bob was a waste of time and the voters told him so. They'd had enough of his stupid shit. But Bob is small fry. There's a worse, more hateful, more divisive target which, based on history, won't take any lessons from the voters putting a boot in Bob's ass. Nor will any of the tRumpanzees who believe that the majority of america is with them. But they're not alone, everyone has something to learn from this. For those who feel despondent that a delusional fuckwad is president, for those who feel afraid of their fellow citizens, for women who learned that their "rights" can be suppressed, for immigrants who expect to be hated because of where they were born, there's a message here.

The message is: fight back.

Dickhead likes to quote other Dick-taters who say shit like "hit me and I'll hit back harder", well, we've been hit and we're still getting hit, but we'll hit back smarter.

I guess it's true, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger. Maybe not more organized, maybe not permanantly, and there will always be selfish stupidity to stamp out, but Dickhead's elections have made the message clear: Don't wait for change, make it happen.

Congratulations Ms. Roem. You won. And hate lost.

Nov/07
2017

So the premise here is: the solution to bullets is more bullets. It's like saying the solution to death is more death.

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- President Donald Trump says tougher gun laws would not have prevented a mass shooting at a south Texas church, arguing that more restrictions might have led to more casualties.

Trump spoke at a news conference in South Korea Tuesday where he was asked about "extreme vetting" for gun purchases. Trump said: "If you did what you're suggesting, there would have been no difference three days ago and you might not have had that very brave person who happens to have a gun or a rifle in his trunk."

Dickhead Donald is pretty damn quiet when it comes to white people with guns committing mass murder. As opposed to say non-white (well, tan) people running over people with a truck.

Naturally the numbers don't compare.

But already the "outrage" over murder-enhancers like Bump Stocks has waned. With the exception of Massachusetts (and already the gun-nut-howler-monkeys are screaming about how they're being oppressed) no action has been taken to close what is obviously an exploit. Yep, Dickhead is real fucking quiet suddenly, not screaming at Governors, not demanding the round up and branding of every immigrant, nah, this is white-on-white murder so any solutions sure the fuck ain't coming from him. Hell, his pea brain can't even see the problem. Instead he's lauding, celebrating how great guns were in killing someone who used a gun to kill a whole lot more.

Yes, that's sure great that one guy with a gun managed to kill another guy with a gun... AFTER of course he shot the shit out of a church. Let's just neglect that first part shall we? Because if that first guy didn't have a gun we wouldn't have as many deaths in the first place. Chances are he just would have showed up at his Mother-in-law's place and yelled at her, not shot up her church.

But hey, guns are great aren't they? They solve so many problems, ones you can't talk through. Killing someone is ALWAYS a great way to win an argument. Works every fucking time.

Nov/06
2017

Dear Akima. You are all shitbags. And I hope you get ROASTED alive by the social media platforms that you used to crucify Juli.

A woman pictured raising her middle finger toward US President Donald Trump's motorcade has reportedly been fired from her job over the photograph. [..]

Juli Briskman, who was identified as the cyclist in the image, alleges she was fired by employers Akima LLC after she posted it to her online profiles [..]

Ms Briskman said she had emphasised to management that she had not been in working hours when the photograph was taken and had not mentioned her employers on the social media pages. (BBC)

So where's this free speech that Dickhead Donald likes to applaud Nazi, fascist fucktards over? Judi was NOT working when the picture was taken, she posted it on her PERSONAL social media, she did NOT mention her employer nor anyone she works with and quite frankly no one would ever have known or cared who Akima was if she hadn't been fired for a picture she didn't even take.

So here's the thing Akima, when you EMPLOY someone they're not your fucking SLAVE. They are entitled to post their opinions, political or otherwise, wear t-shirts that say FUCK TRUMP and attend all the anti-KKK rallies they want ON THEIR OWN TIME, as a private person unassociated with their employee. Because you PAY them doesn't mean you get to dictate their voice.

The fact that you believe that Judi damaged your image is not only short-sighted but FUCKING CLUELESS because in firing her you brought the entire internet down on your sorry, ignorant, fuck-brained asses.

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but you already did a pretty damn great job all by yourself. Congrats.