May/22
2017

Because guns solve EVERYTHING.

Ha. Not.

May 22 (UPI) -- A South African hunter was crushed to death by an elephant that was shot in western Zimbabwe, the nation's national wildlife authority said.

Theunis Botha "unknowingly got in the middle of a breeding herd of elephants with several calves" in the Gwayi conservancy Friday and was trampled to death, Zimparks acting spokesperson Simukai Nyasha said Sunday to News24.

The elephant was shot as she picked him up with her trunk, before she fell and died, crushing Botha, according to Netwerk 24.

Can you imagine someone walking into a group of mothers and babies and trying to hurt one of them? Doesn't matter the breed, genus or species, he's a fucking DEAD man. Not that there's any room in the world for Great White Hunters making money from killing endangered species. Certainly not in 2017. The fact that he was crushed by the elephant that was shot was also wonderfully poignant.

The days of Bwana-go-trophy-hunting are past. It's entertainment, if you can call it that, for the ignorant and mentally-challenged.

Well, at least they won't have to have him embalmed, now will they?

May/21
2017

Make that 40,001 less Texans I'd be ok with not having.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A transgender "bathroom bill" reminiscent of one in North Carolina that caused a national uproar now appears to be on a fast-track to becoming law in Texas - though it may only apply to public schools.

A broader proposal mandating that virtually all transgender people in the country's second-largest state use public restrooms according to the gender on their birth certificates sailed through the Texas Senate months ago. A similar measure had stalled in the House, but supporters late Sunday night used an amendment to tack school bathroom limits onto a separate and otherwise unrelated bill covering campus emergency operation plans.

Republican Rep. Chris Paddie authored the hotly-debated language, saying it had "absolutely no intent" to discriminate.

Same shit, shittier state. Penis Paddie says it's all about "keepin' teh chilluns safe" but it's not because there has yet to any ANY fucking instance of transgender americans preying on anyone at all. But hey, they have to do SOMETHING to get their 15 minutes of fame, so why not keep beating the same dead horse?

Paddie, you're a fucking imbecile or a fucking asshole, or probably both. I look forward to your shitstain state losing dollars from agencies and institutions who don't tolerate hate-laws like the one you just passed.

I also look forward to your losing your job right after your state loses a few buckloads of cash.

Idiot.

May/20
2017

Because nothing good ever comes out of Texas. At least not these days. It's basically a cesspit of hate and stupidity.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas moved closer Friday to restricting emergency immunizations given to children removed from troubled homes, worrying doctors and handing a political victory for vaccination opponents in a state where the number of families forgoing shots is soaring.

Vaccination critics are trying to build a foothold in Texas, and the state's Republican-controlled House has now signed off on prohibiting doctors from administering any immediate immunizations- other than for tetanus - for children newly taken into state custody.[..]

More than 44,000 parents in Texas filed personal-belief exemptions last school year to shield their children from vaccinations, a nearly twentyfold jump from 2003.

Texas is setting itself up for a massive disease-fest. As a major immigration point it will only take one case of exposure to ripple though unvaccinated children, and into the at-risk population of infants and elderly. Eventually Texas will be a wasteland, hopefully without zombies, not that there's a real difference between zombies and what currently passes for citizens in Texas honestly.

At least they won't vote. Again, hopefully.

May/18
2017

Is it delusion or mental deficiency? I guess it really doesn't matter since the result is the same. In both cases people who KNOW something is wrong but want to believe it's not are a threat to themselves and others.

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald Trump's loyal backers say they don't know, don't believe or don't care about the explosive revelations that forced the Justice Department to appoint a special counsel to investigate possible collusion between Russia and the Republican campaign.[..]

"I tuned it out," said 44-year-old Michele Velardi, a mother of three sons, during a break from her job at a Staten Island hair salon. "I didn't want to be depressed. I don't want to feel that he's not doing what he said, so I just choose to not listen."[..]

"If you're wishing for him to fail, you're basically wishing for the pilot of the plane to crash," [Joseph] Amodeo said. "You just gotta stick by him and hopefully he does things that benefit everyone."[..]

Down the street, Andrew Ottrando, a 56-year-old truck driver, said, "The Comey stuff is a joke." Could anything persuade him to abandon Trump? "If he gases his own people, yeah I would be against him," Ottrando said, saying afterward that he was only joking.

From "I tuned it (meaning the facts) out" to failed analogies, tRumpanzees are desperate to hold on to their delusion. The press is evil, and it's their fault for reporting the facts. Democrats are the ones destroying the nation because they refuse to "just get along". Breaking laws, leaking secrets, making up lies to distract the public (and himself) from the truth, none of those are bad for a president apparently. It would be bad for the rest of us, but not for a president. Or doctor. Or pilot for that matter. Frankly I'd love to see Joe there up in a plane being flown by a successful business man with absolutely NO flight training whatsoever. Sure it's a choice between praying like hell and jumping into the cockpit to try and make sure nothing important gets ignored, but maybe NOT FLYING WITH A DICKHEAD IN CHARGE would have been the better solution.

Bottomline is: there's no point in presenting facts or using logic on tRumpanzees. Their ignorance is both their shield and their security blanket. They savor it, and choose "head in ass" blindness over the terror of admitting that THEY contributed to how bad the situation really is. I guess that's one way of handling things, but adults, ones trusted with the ability to vote, are expected to do better.

May/17
2017

That's just soooo true in ALL the ways! But let's start with the fact factory first!

The U.S. official told AP that Trump shared details about an Islamic State terror threat related to the use of laptop computers on aircraft with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Ambassador to the U.S. Sergey Kislyak. The official said the disclosure came as Trump boasted about his access to classified intelligence. An excerpt from an official transcript of the meeting reveals that Trump told them, "I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day." (AP)

So Dickhead blurts out whatever comes to mind, this we already know because Twitter. But when it comes to national security there's a lot more on the line, not the least of which is the cooperation of our allies who probably won't be our allies for much longer. Not since Dickhead can't keep his fucking cakehole shut.

Also: "I get great intel" Goddamn you're a driveling moron, aint'cha? No wonder we keep seeing press releases of foreign dignitaries smiling, they're just doing their best to keep from rolling on the Presidential carpet.

Codeword: Adds a second level of clearance to Top Secret, so that only those cleared with the codeword can see it. Administered by the CIA. The material discussed by Mr Trump with the Russians was under a codeword, sources told the Washington Post (BBC)

Dickhead doesn't realize that he doesn't OWN the information, yes he may have the ability to declassify information, but I'm willing to bet that he still needs to go through a process not just decide at the drop of a hat to blab out information that is so highly classified that it has a unique code. But the Trumpanzees out there wanted change. They wanted an idiot in the office to PROVE to america that being smart isn't a criteria for being a lawmaker.

Boy, they're sure showing us. And the rest of the world.

And then there's the Whitehouse staff stuck with the job of shoveling out yet ANOTHER gargantuan pile of shit, pooped out by Dickhead, all over the carpet.

May 16 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump's national security adviser on Tuesday said the commander in-chief did not put U.S. intelligence operatives at risk by divulging information to Russian officials.

H.R. McMaster told reporters at a White House briefing that Trump could not have jeopardized national security because he didn't even know where the information came from.

"The president wasn't even aware of where this information came from," McMaster said. "He wasn't briefed on the source."

Ok who here sees the total failure of the statement above? Here's a hint: Not knowing a source doesn't mean that the information ISN'T still classified. And if Dickhead doesn't know the source, it's probably because his staff knows damn well they can't trust him with it.

It also doesn't mean that the Russians don't know the source, which they probably do.

Cold war? Nah, the Russians are going to save a fucking bundle, instead of having to hack into systems to get it, they can just walk into the Whitehouse and ask. Dos Vedanya Dickhead.

May/16
2017

Even Hitler had women who supported and aided his mission of murder and oppression, thus it's no surprise that there are women willing to turn a blind eye on Dickhead Donald's misogyny and hate for their own personal glory.

Trumpslut 1: Kunty Kara McCullough

Asked during Sunday's pageant in Las Vegas whether healthcare was a privilege or a right, Miss McCullough said: "I'm definitely going to say it's a privilege."

She added: "As a government employee, I'm granted healthcare and I see first hand that for one to have healthcare, you need to have jobs.(BBC)

Basically dying is for the poor, because only the rich should be able to afford to see a doctor. And this is Miss USA of today speaking. Of course Trumpanzees are delighted to hear her spouting "kill the poor" rhetoric, and are leaping to defend her as being "correct". Somehow this doesn't quite align with what are commonly touted as "good Christain" beliefs, but then we all know that the right loves the religious label but has zero interest in the actual meaning.

Trumpslut 2: Cheating, Husband Stealing Callista Gingrich

Because who wouldn't want an avowed adulterer as the US rep to Christianity?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Trump administration has approached the wife of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich to be the next U.S. ambassador to the Vatican

Well she's blonde, ambitious and probably gives good head. Too bad none of those are actual qualifications for representing a nation.

Yes Trumpsluts, demonstrating that looks and no brains IS the road to riches in the current political climate. I guess those would be the only women who could openly support a dickhead like donald.

May/15
2017

Let's look at some of the "success" the GOP is lauding themselves for.

Congressional Republicans anxious to show voters they can get something done are hailing their reversal of more than a dozen Obama-era regulations on guns, the internet and the environment.(AP)

  1. Women can get less services at Planned Parenthood, because smaller government means more intrusion into private decisions regarding her most private parts
  2. More chemical runoff from mining will be allowed, because who needs clean water? That shit comes out of a bottle right?
  3. Your wireless company can go right back to selling your private data so you can get more harassing calls and solicitations
  4. The mentally disabled can buy guns

Yes, undoing legislation designed to protect citizens is what the GOP is about. Protecting people from pollution is BAD for business and that's the bottom line.

"I am almost speechless when I think about the success," said Sen. Jim Inhofe, R-Okla

It's like watching a jealous child smashing a sandcastle, they're overjoyed at the "difference" they made, mainly because they aren't capable of making their own.

May/14
2017

No One Can Keep Up

Mainly because everyone else in that office got their jobs based on skill and experience. In a nutshell, Dickhead Donald is not only nutso but making everyone ELSE nutso trying to keep up.

President Donald Trump is contradicting previous White House explanations for the firing of James Comey as FBI director.

Trump says in an interview with NBC News that he had planned to fire Comey all along, regardless of the recommendations of top Justice Department officials.

Initially the White House cited a Justice Department memo criticizing Comey's handling of last year's investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails as the impetus for Trump's decision.[..]

President Donald Trump says his busy schedule makes it "not possible" for his staff to speak at the podium with "perfect accuracy."

Trump on Friday defended the struggle by his administration to come up with a consistent timeline and rationale for the abrupt firing of FBI Director James Comey this week.

Trump tweeted, "As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!" (AP)

So here's the "strategy": Say whatever pops into your head. Tell others to say it. When asked about the same topic later say something else. Let others deal with the contradiction, and enjoy their pain and discomfort as they scramble to keep up.

You know the real winner in this mess are the doctors and pharma companies who are going to make a shit-ton of money off the meds everyone will be taking just to keep their day job. My question is: when will stupid supporters get tired themselves of trying to keep up?

May/13
2017

Remember that guy who said he's put america first and bring the Chinese lion to heel? Well he's that guy in action...

The US and China have reached a 10-point trade deal that opens the Chinese market to US credit rating agencies and credit card companies.

Under the deal, China will also lift its ban on US beef imports and accept US shipments of liquefied natural gas.

In return, Chinese cooked chicken will be allowed into the US market and Chinese banks can enter the US market. (BBC)

That's right, he sure showed THEM. They're going to open banks right here in the US and have to deal with American's trying to save money! Ha! Good fucking luck. American's don't save, they don't make ENOUGH to fucking save. Plus there's all those lovely loans so they can buy bigger houses and cars than they can afford.

Good thing all those Frank Dodd laws are being repealed, too. That way when the Chinese banks go to hell along with ours they can suck at the government titty like everyone else. Because "too big to fail" and all that shit.

Yeah, I'm sure all those heartlanders can't fucking WAIT to open their accounts at the National Bank of China! Move over Canada, here comes the Big Eggroll!

May/12
2017

More Nixon Than Nixon

But really, Nixon did it better.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Raging against a political firestorm, President Donald Trump on Friday shot a sharp warning at his ousted FBI director about possible "tapes" of their disputed private conversations, raising the provocative possibility that recording devices have been installed in the White House.

Not even waiting for someone else to bring up the notion of "tapes" Dickhead is all over it. Because he wants to be first. Loudest. Angriest. Everything-est.

He's the Great Autistic President, someone who can't stand peace and quiet. Doesn't understand civility. Can't get through the day without infuriating someone while at the same time lavishing compliments on those clearly subordinate to him. I know this behavior very well because I grew up with it. It's called bipolar. It's best for everyone if medication is applied. But if it can't? The the second best option is to stay the fuck away.

Shit. Why couldn't he want to be Elvis?

May/11
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Thursday launching a commission to review alleged voter fraud and voter suppression in the U.S. election system, three White House officials said.

Distractions only work so well, so choose them carefully or they may just backfire on you. And your party.

May/11
2017

" Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe disagrees with the White House suggestion that it's a low priority of the FBI to investigate Russian interference in the election and potential Trump campaign collusion." (AP)

Run for it Andy! Run!

May/11
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump says his White House may be "combative." And he says it could be his fault.

Qu'elle Surprise.

May/10
2017

GOP Continues War On Women

You know they keep saying they aren't trying to marginalize, impoverish, enslave and malign women as an entire gender but then shit like this keeps happening.

CONCORD, N.H. (AP) -- A New Hampshire legislator under fire for creating a misogynistic online forum said Tuesday he doesn't hate women or condone rape, and he believes it's a waste of lawmakers' time to dig into his past comments.[..] The hearing was prompted by recent revelations that Fisher created a Reddit forum called "The Red Pill," which bills itself as a discussion of sexual strategies for men. Fisher admitted Tuesday that he is the user who appears to have created the site, but he denied a Monday story prominently displayed on The Daily Beast website saying he still moderates it.

In one Red Pill post, users debate whether "every woman wants to be attractive enough to be raped." Discussions also have degraded women's intelligence and decried feminism as a societal problem."

Yes that's the RED pill, as in GOP red. The GOP solution to women is: objectify, dehumanize, dis-empower. Women want to be raped? Feminism is a social problem and the cure is... grabbing them by the pussy? Well that's not what the party line wants women to believe, unless you look at the laws backed by that party and the statements their lawmakers keep making.

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) - An Alaska lawmaker who set off a firestorm by suggesting women try to get pregnant for a "free trip to the city" for abortions is a military veteran and first-year representative with a reputation for being outspoken in his conservative beliefs.

The new healthcare laws removes a mandate that birthcontrol is a basic right that should be covered, it removes funding for women's health organizations that do far more than just provide abortion services. Other new laws in Red Pill states makes it a crime for a woman to have an abortion over 20 weeks. Still others roll back rights for moms, support for leave and freedom from having your employers religious views imposed on workers.

This is the truth of how the GOP empowers women, there's no denying they do support women's rights... right back to the stone age. Only the stone age was more progressive...

May/09
2017

Introducing, once again, Texas, one of the shittiest, stupidest, most ignorant hate-state in the union.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- State-funded adoption agencies backing Texas legislation that would sanction the rejection of prospective parents on religious grounds freely admit they already routinely deny non-Christian, gay, and unmarried applicants because they are wary of their beliefs or lifestyle.

Texas currently discriminates against potential adoptive parents who aren't white or christian or straight enough with total impunity. What they're afraid of is that the federal government will prevent their state-sponsored hate by insisting on the application of federal laws. So Texas wants to enshrine it's hate in law, under the guise of "protecting children" by denying them loving homes or parents that won't shove christianity and heterosexuality down kids throats.

Texas. The Shit Bag state. Yay!

Can we give it back to Mexico yet? Would they even take it?

May/09
2017

What Loyalty?

After handing tRump the election Comey gets his just desserts. With both barrels.

The White House shocked Washington by announcing that James Comey "has been terminated and removed from office". (BBC)

Wonder how that's going to inspire the rest of the team eh?

May/09
2017

Ok, Stupid Slut DeVos needs to go.

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos reiterated her push for school choice during an annual education technology conference in Utah Tuesday, comparing the issue to being able to switch between phone service providers.

She said there are many great cell phone companies, but people have the option to pick which one they want to use.

Because your kid's future is EXACTLY the same thing as your cell phone bill. Gods what a stupid twat. There's really no explaining to a billionaire bitch why we need public education. So why bother? It's going to be more asinine drivel for another 3+ years. Next!

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas lawmakers are advancing a proposal to license family immigrant detention centers as child care providers.

The state Senate voted 20-11 Tuesday to give preliminary approval to a bill that would allow Texas to license two family lockdowns, despite a past state court ruling that such facilities do not meet minimum requirements to care for kids. The measure would enable detention facilities to hold families for prolonged stays, which advocates say could physically and psychologically harm children.

Yes, Texas found another way to help their prisons earn money! By incarcerating whole families and then claiming credits as child care. Imagine, what a great way for kids to learn and grow, behind bars in a cement box.

America the loathesome. It's not a great time or place to be a kid.