Aug/17
2017

Joe Love is a fucking dick-brained asshole. The kind of asshole who flies a Nazi flag in front of his home in North Carolina. Why? Because in his words "this is Nazi fucking America."

Oh really? Well I have news for you Joe. It FUCKING ISN'T. And I would love, love, LOVE to see you take that Nazi flag and head right over to Arlington Cemetery and walk around with it. I DARE you to take that Nazi flag and stand on the side of a Veterans parade. I CHALLENGE you, fuck-face, to walk the streets of Manhattan on Hanukkah with that flag, in Times Square or Rockefeller Center with that flag.

I also suggest you pay up on your Obamacare because you're going to need medical help getting that flag out of your colon.

So listen Joe Ironically-Misnamed-Love: flying a Nazi flag means you're a fucking Nazi. You're a racist. You're a proponent of evil, hate and as un-American as Al Qaeda. It means you're terrorist. And you should be treated like one.

Good luck pin head. Because you're going to need one fucking hell of a lot of it in the future. Congratulations on your fame. It's going to haunt you. Probably forever.

Aug/14
2017

Alt right

Ah, the alt right is out in force. They want to be called that because calling them by their true name sounds bad. There is no good way to be a racist. Sorry. Doesn't matter if your a Klansman against blacks and jews. Or a Nazi against blacks and jews. Or a white supremacist again blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. Now they want to be called the alt-right. But they're the same people.

And they helped elect a orange gibbon. It's been building up for years. They've sat in the echo chambers of the internet and become more and more isolated from society. They built this mantra between themselves that it wasn't just them. Others must believe it too. Because they were insulated from people who would tell them that they're racists, they assumed it must be getting more common.

They stood up and started being more visible. And they blended in with the tea party. It was an American Taliban, and they loved it. They fit in! They helped elect other racists. The party of Strom Thurman was getting even more bent into their image. Fast forward to the current presidential campaign. He's given them hints that he supports them. The whole party saw them and just tried to pretend they weren't there. But they're there. Right in his rallies. Committing violence in front of him and the orange gibbon's egging them on. The entire voice of republican voters saw it. And they tried to ignore it.

Fast forward again, he's elected and these fuck heads have his silent support. Now they have a protest. More accurately, they planned and coordinated a race riot. They came armed with AR-15s and flak jackets. They came with swastika flags and Klan hood. They stood up with one voice and they said they were the alt-right, and they had political power. Then they killed someone.

I say them. One person drove the car. the rest of them were party to it because they supported the crazy mindset that fucked this kid up. They own part of this. From my previous post, I hold the gibbon responsible for it as well. But this time I go further.

You conservatives that voted for him. I lay a dead person at your feet. This is on you too.

You saw what he was.

You saw who else supported him.

You voted for him.

You voted for THEM. They killed someone. You helped.

Fuck you.

Aug/14
2017

Orange Gibbon

It's not hard. Facing a crisis, sometimes it's difficult to say the right thing. You want to be cautious and make sure what you say is appropriate.

Not the Giant Orange Gibbon. He says exactly the wrong thing. Well, that's not true. He spoke from the heart. He said what he meant. He didn't think hard about it. He blamed everyone else for killing a girl. He didn't call out the hate groups that were involved, and clearly so. He didn't speak up and show courage and demand that we, as a people, reject white nationalism. He didn't says nazi's were bad, or that the Klan doesn't represent the views of the people. He didn't call it domestic terrorism, despite the obviousness of the facts. He didn't say that the federal government would start an investigation and track down and additional parties involved. Or that the government would be cracking down on hate groups that promote violence, and that radicalize the youth.

He said none of that. And those fucks heard EVERY SINGLE UNSPOKEN WORD. It was fucking music to their ears. The Leader of the Free World endorsed them. It's not the first time the subject has come up. And every time, the orange gibbon does his best to duck the subject. He won't speak out against them voluntarily. And as John Oliver said last night, it's almost impossible to screw up. Don't be on the side of nazi's. As we've come to expect, the gibbon is weak. He's cowardly. He has no ethical or moral values. He does what's good for him. And he knows how Nazi's vote.

He knows that the positions and statements he's given them since the beginning of the campaign have lead them to the position that he supports their racist views. Build a wall to keep darkies out. Defang affirmative action. Break down voting rights protections. Bannon being allowed anywhere near him. One thing after another. They heard it and supported. They voted for him en masse. Did they make the difference? Doubtful, but it's hard to be sure. The problem is that not every Klansman shows his face. Not every Nazi has a swastika on his forehead. Not every racist wears a shirt that says 'Die Niggers'. But, we can say pretty confidently that virtually none of them voted for Hillary.

He feed them. They ate. This is the result.

Now sure, he had a much harsher statement today. Less equivocal. But everyone in the world knows it wasn't something he wanted to do. It wasn't scheduled until moments beforehand in a world where every minute of the President's day is detailed. He didn't do it yesterday, or Friday night when the issue began to blow up. The entire worlds press called him out on his bullshit before he opened his mouth to speak. Even during his speech, he was so obviously reading a prepared statement that he didn't want to read that the nazi's know it's political theater and are ignoring it.

We called him weak and he showed up to try to prove he's not. But all it did is demonstrate conclusively that he has no spine or convictions. No sense of right and wrong. It just goes to show that his tiny hands match his tiny dick, which both match his tiny moral fortitude. He walked out there today to try to show that he's against white supremacist *nudge nudge wink wink*. Maybe he's a closet racist. Maybe he's not, but he's acting like one.

The orange gibbon is deplorable. He's won the support of the KKK, neo nazis and every other group of white power mental deficits. He earned their support. It's time for the rest of us to call it like is is. He who feeds them, owns responsibility for them. The trail from that woman's corpse runs straight to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Fuck him. He's an accessory to murder.

Aug/14
2017

Nazis

The events of the past weekend, culminated with the death of a person who's sole purpose that day was to stand up against the hateful ideas and goals of nazis. In the 1940s, it was the goal of the country. In the 2010's it's something we honestly have to do again.

I could go on and on about the events in Charlottesville but let's step back a minute and look at what happened.

City renames park away from Civil War General. City plans to remove statue of individual. Both events are a movement toward political correctness that has been going on for a long time. Those values are legitimately debatable. I have a position, but it's not germane. What is germane is that the cities plans drew a response from a cultural group that has been feeling increasingly maligned by the rest of society. They feel that their values are under attack. That society doesn't want them around, and disrespects them.

They're right. I don't feel bad about it. Nazis (neo or otherwise), Klan members, white supremacists, armed vigilantes and a boiling soup of other 'deplorable' people showed up to protest. I support their right to protest. Their values and culture can go fuck themselves. Every single person who showed up to join that crowd of people needs to be cast out of society post haste. Anyone that can walk up to a crowd of people with swastikas and Klan hoods and says to themselves 'yeah, let me chant with them' can go fuck off. The moment you joined the crowd, you supported the worst of the worst. Literally Hitler. You walked beside Hitler supporters. I'm done with you. It's the ultimate Godwin. Your argument is invalid, you sided with Hitler. We're done here.

How the hell any of them have the nerve to wave a swastika next to a American flag baffles me. And I also don't know where to start on the person wearing a 101st Airborne badge on his jacket. From dropping on Normandy to kill Nazis to standing side by side with them. One assumes the wearer has nothing to do with the unit and is just so mind blowing stupid as not realize the number of former member who would kick his ass if they saw him.

There are a sub group of this giant fuck fest who claim they're not with 'those' guys. They claim they were just there to help 'unite the right'. Two things... First, you were with them. Right in the fucking pictures you douche bags. You were right NEXT to them. You were with them. You are them. Second, you united the right alright. Those on the left have been saying it for years. The right is made up of racists. They're bigots. They're Nazi's. They're Klan. All of them? No. But enough of them are that they could do this. And the people that showed up this past weekend are just the ones brave enough to crawl out from under a rock.

Fuck them. All of them.

Aug/13
2017

Dickhead isn't just a supporter to the angry-armed mob of white fascists, he's their god.

On Saturday, as Trump read slowly through a statement about the clashes that left dozens injured and one woman dead, he condemned hatred, bigotry and violence "on many sides." The president was silent when journalists asked whether he rejected the support of nationalist groups.

That silence was cheered by the white supremacist website Daily Stormer: "When asked to condemn, he just walked out of the room. Really, really good. God bless him." (AP)

There you go: The white right wants god to bless Dickhead Donald because he won't turn them away. These are the real Dickhead supporters, the ones who will follow and support him no matter what he says, does, did or will do.

Because he will let them hurt, threaten, abuse, menace and ultimately murder anyone who gets in their way. Or in Dickhead's way.

If Fucktard had a choice, THESE are the people he'd put in the senate, because fuck knows the House is already pretty damn close to these clowns.

Yes it's tRumpmerica, where being white, male and moneyed are the ONLY qualifications for citizenship. (Fine print: so long as you're Christian, not-sick, not educated, gun-loving and willing to look away from the pain and suffering of your fellow citizen, not to mention the world.)

tRump = hate. That's the bottom line.

Aug/13
2017

So DOOM. Yes it's a year late, but still, better late than never.

Overall, for MOST of the gameplay I'm thrilled. Fun, fast, giber-fiffic. The art is good, the weapons are good, the monsters are what you'd expect them to be (good). The maps are complex, there's lots of jumping, sneaking and finding out hidden things, all good, good, good.

Then comes the moronic-goobah-style boss fights.

So imaging you're watching a spooky, sci-fi, thriller-style action movie. Like, say, Alien. As you near the climax, the bad guy comes out of his shell and it's Jigglypuff complete with karaoke mic clutch in it's candy-floss pink flipper. You have to bounce around and "kill" Jiggly with a marshmallow gun which does almost no damage. Buzz kill much?

While in actuality the bosses DO look like demons, the boss fights are stuff you'd expect from Super Mario, boring, repetitive, grindy, hard but-not-rewarding, dull. The boss fights are SO out of place after the fast-moving run, climb, jump, duck, shoot-shoot-shoot, switch weapons, shoot that it puts a big boot on your ass and shoves you right out of the moment into the a sweaty-guy, seat-twitching with anxiety, staring with dry eyes at the monitor with spit on my glasses from all the cursing.

If I wanted that shit, I'd watch tRump rallies.

My advice? It's not worth the effort. Play the game on whatever difficulty you like, turn the boss fights down to "baby-cakes" and move on. They're a waste of time and not worth the effort. And to the dev who INSISTED this is what gamers wanted? No. It's not what we wanted. You're a moron and your colleagues who said it was dumb and you're dumb? They were totally right.

To summarize: Doom: 90% of game = Awesome. 10% of boss fights? = Fail.

Aug/12
2017

Dickhead's all "Oooh, I'm so surprised. Hugs anyone?"

President Donald Trump condemned "in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides".

"The hate and the division must stop right now," he told reporters, speaking in New Jersey, where he is on a working holiday. "We have to come together as Americans with love for our nation."[..]

Some observers also argue that Mr Trump's election to the White House re-energised the far right across the US. (BBC)

Who hated on immigrants? Who hated on women? Who hated on Hispanics, African-Americans and Muslims? Who made all these planks in his presidential campaign?

One guy. The guy who is now soooo astonished at the violence that came in his wake. YOU ARE the cause of all this hate mr. president, YOU'RE their hero. They may not have the money for people to write them speeches, to wear nice clothes or force-feed the press state-sponsored rhetoric, but they can do their best to imitate your worst.

And those are your "strong supporters" there Dickhead. Look in the mirror, their image is right there behind your big ugly mush. It's your party now fuckwad. Aren't you proud?

Aug/12
2017

A. If you don't like abortion, don't have one
B. If it doesn't involve you mind your own goddamned fucking business
C. You don't judge others
D. Preventing women from getting the access they need isn't just hate, it's a crime

"One of the talking points we've heard lately is abortion should be considered health care," Elizabeth Graham, director of Texas Right to Life, told a Texas Senate committee. "Really, the definition of health care is to make a person well and to encourage health. The definition of a successful abortion is the complete death of the unborn child." (AP)

F. A Fetus is NOT a baby
G. There is NO SUCH THING as an "unborn baby", the baby exists when it is born, it's a fetus until then
H. Elizabeth Graham can go fuck herself, her attitude and her morals. Cunt.

Aug/11
2017

And *I* don't think that anyone who is against old, white, asshole, conservative fucktards getting it up should pay for their prostrate exams or viagra either.

Aug. 10 (UPI) -- Texas lawmakers this week approved a bill that would require women to pay a separate health insurance premium to get coverage for elective abortions.

The bill will not allow exemptions for cases of fetal abnormalities, rape or incest, reported the Texas Tribune. It passed on a 95-51 vote Tuesday.

The bill's author, Republican state Rep. John Smithee, said abortion foes shouldn't contribute to abortion costs when they pay their health insurance bills to private health insurers.[..]

Democratic state Rep. Chris Turner said forcing women to pay extra to be covered in the case of a rape-induced pregnancy amounts to "rape insurance."

"Women don't plan to be raped. Parents don't plan for their children to be victims of incest," he said. "Asking a woman or a parent to foresee something like that and buy supplemental insurance to cover that horrific possibility is not only ridiculous, it is cruel."

Democratic State Rep. Donna Howard asked Smithee whether a 10-year-old girl who became pregnant after a rape should be forced to pay extra for health insurance, or go through with the pregnancy.

"We're discussing taking the life of the innocent little baby because of something the baby had nothing to do with," Smithee said, according to The Dallas Morning News.

Like that? Hey John Smithee (smithiee? smitey? schmucky? nah let's just go with fucking-assfaced-dickmunch-scumbag-womanhater), pardon let's use your NEW name: Hey Fucking-assfaced-dickmunch-scumbag-womanhater, you thought you were sooooo smart right? Because you're not denying women abortions, you're merely trying as hard as you can to make it as difficult as possible.

Also, an embryo isn't an "innocent little baby" shit head. It's an embryo. And women's bodies are THEIRS, not yours. Also you're going to lose that one in court because it's discriminatory to women to force them to carry an additional financial burden which only THEY have to have. Basically a womb-tax, for the crime of being able to get pregant.

So fuck you. Fuck your misogyny. Fuck your double standard. Fuck your intent to repress women and impose your own standard on what they can and can't do. Fuck you sideways with a rusty spoon which, hopefully, will get wedged, for putting further constraints on the poorest women who need the most help, not judgement, not forced pregnancy, not an end to their future, not a permanent memory of a CHOICE they are legally entitled to make.

Fuck you right to hell John fucking-assfaced-dickmunch-scumbag-womanhater Smithee. Oh, and have a nice day.

Aug/10
2017

You know the old adage that starts with "If it ain't broke..."? Well in this case "fixing" has nothing to do with it because "if it IS broke Dickhead will only make it worse."

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Actions by the Trump administration are triggering double-digit premium increases on individual health insurance policies purchased by many people, according to a nonpartisan study.

The analysis released Thursday by the Kaiser Family Foundation found that mixed signals from President Donald Trump have created uncertainty "far outside the norm" and led insurers to seek higher premium increases for 2018 than would otherwise have been the case.

As much as Dickhead would like to keep blaming Hillary, keep blaming Obama, keep blaming the Dems the fact is that he had his shot at trying to be productive and completely wiffed. Frankly he didn't even try, that's an exaggeration, rather he merely expected that those he sees as serving him should have executed his wishes... just because.

At no point as Dickhead actually done a single lick of work. He thinks (misusing that term right there) that answering emails and barfing up tweets is work. The whole listening, discussing, weighing options, coordinating and making a well thought out decision based on logic and experts isn't even REMOTELY a figure in this administration. This is just "make it up as you go along" proving that indeed, anyone CAN be president but not anyone can be GOOD at it. Or even mediocre. Or even poor. Actually I'd settle for just a smidge over "fucking horrible" but even that's long gone.

Yes the Dickhead solution to healthcare? Unaffordable until you're dead. Then it's not a problem any more.

Aug/10
2017

I'm Sorry, Are You Stupid?

Actually that was the wrong question. His stupidity isn't in question, rather it's the measure of the magnitude. I wonder if we can even count that high?

US President Donald Trump has thanked Russian President Vladimir Putin for ordering the departure of 755 staff from US diplomatic missions.

Speaking to reporters in New Jersey, he said he wanted to thank the Russian leader for saving the US money. (BBC)

Russia boots almost 800 diplomatic staff from the USSR and Idiot-n-Chief says "thank you". Really.

I guess the situation won't improve until someone else becomes President. Good to see we're on a consistent, downward spiral with one of the most powerful nations in the world. Putin must be laughing his ass off.

Other countries have their opinions too...

North Korea has become the latest critic of President Donald Trump's working vacation, accusing him of acting senile while "on the golf links."

Gen. Kim Rak Gyom, commander of the North's strategic rocket forces, made the insults via state media Thursday in response to Trump's "fire and fury" threats against North Korea.

Trump made the remarks during a meeting at his New Jersey golf resort.

Kim said Trump is "extremely getting on the nerves" of his soldiers by making comments that showed his "senility" again.

Kim says "sound dialogue is not possible with such a guy bereft of reason who is going senile." (BBC)

Aaaaand.... I have nothing to add. Thanks for coming! See y'all again soon!

Aug/09
2017

Meet Ron. He just re-defined what an asshole is.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Sen. Ron Johnson suggested that fellow Republican Sen. John McCain's brain tumor and the after-midnight timing of the vote were factors in the Arizona lawmaker's decisive vote against the GOP health care bill.[..] "He has a brain tumor right now. That vote occurred at 1:30 in the morning. Some of that might have factored in," Wisconsin's Johnson said.

Well the GOP certainly headed right from the high points of Roman-esque glory right into the post-Nero conflagration. It's hard to believe that ANYONE would be so fucking disrespectful to a colleague. It's simply breathtaking. I would even go so far as to say that McCain even dead and zombified has more character, courage and capability than R-tard Ron.

Hey Ron. You suck. And you're an asshole. Gratz!

Aug/09
2017

I'm not usually in the position of defending one of the GOP. But there is one thing that I detest more than the right-wing money-money-money me-me-me ideology, and that's pure ignorance.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump scolded his own party's Senate leader on Wednesday for the crash of the Republican drive to repeal and rewrite the Obama health care law, using Twitter to demand of Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, "Why not done?"

Trump fired back at the Kentucky Republican for telling a home-state audience this week that the president had "not been in this line of work before, and I think had excessive expectations about how quickly things happen in the democratic process."[..]

McConnell's Kentucky remarks also drew a tweet from Dan Scavino Jr., the White House social media director.

"More excuses," wrote Scavino, one of Trump's more outspoken loyalists. "@SenateMajLdr must have needed another 4 years - in addition to the 7 years - to repeal and replace Obamacare."

Also joining the fray was Fox News Host Sean Hannity, a close Trump ally.

"@SenateMajLdr No Senator, YOU are a WEAK, SPINELESS leader who does not keep his word and you need to Retire!" Hannity tweeted.

First off, Hannity is a troll. He has no value. Anything spewed by him is already invalid. Moving on.

Scavino. Who? Doubt you'll be in YOUR job for very long. Social media director? What do you even direct? You certainly have no influence on what Dickhead pukes up on Twitter (think orange toupee hairballs). I'm not thinking you have much in the way of a political resume, which basically means you're there to echo whatever Dickhead has to say. Again, invalid. Moving on.

Now to Dickhead. He's a crybaby. When he doesn't get his way he pouts, sulks, taunts and then bullies. The fact that he's gone on the offensive with EVERYONE who has stood up for him means he's also damaged, mentally and socially. Unable to get along, unable to hold it together. He's also frighteningly ignorant, making shit up as he goes along without ANY interest in the actual impact it has on people's lives. So really, attacking someone with several orders of magnitude experience, history and credentials is not a surprise. Dickhead would rather send angry tweets at an alligator were it about to eat his face off rather than do the sensible thing and run away. So again, stupid. No surprise. Business as usual. All fucked up.

Aug/09
2017

He's got AC and unlimited beverages served on a silver platter. For the rest of the nation? Not so much...

Trump, who has called climate change a "total con job" and "hoax" perpetrated to harm U.S. economic competitiveness, has spearheaded a wholesale scrapping of Obama-era initiatives that sought to reduce carbon emissions from coal-fired power plants and other sources. Last week, Trump's administration formally told the United Nations that the U.S. intends to pull out of the international climate accord signed in 2015, in which nearly 200 nations pledged to reduce carbon emissions. (AP)

On the other hand, the people who stand to lose the most and suffer the most are located in the parts of the nation that were solidly for this shitbag. So. Let's see how that works out for them and theirs huh?

Aug/08
2017

Is a steaming cesspool of reality.

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- It would take at least 25 years for Wisconsin taxpayers to break even on Gov. Scott Walker's incentives to lure Taiwanese electronics giant Foxconn to the state, according to a fiscal analysis released Tuesday.

Dickhead was pretty quick to celebrate "his" role in bringing jobs back the US. Only the "deal" is a one-sided suckfest for the state who "won".

The nonpartisan Legislative Fiscal Bureau's analysis of the bill found that Walker's administration found the cost of the tax credits would exceed potential increased tax revenues by $1.04 billion at the end of fiscal year 2032-33. After that year, payments to Foxconn would end and increased tax collections would ring in at about $115 million annually. At that rate, the break-even point would come during the 2042-43 fiscal year.

The break-even point could come even later, though.

So really, for 3k new jobs the state winds up overcommitting and digging itself a hole to the tune of over a billion. If, of course, Foxconn bails before the break even period the state is extra-extra fucked with a side of 3000 new names on their unemployment rolls.

Yes this is the "art of the deal" folks: take a steaming pile of crap, put it in a box, spray paint it gold, celebrate yourself as being awesome and then run away. Because it's not your problem any more.

Aug/08
2017

When the guy with the ability to launch nukes has no control over his temper or his mouth. We're all just plain fucked.

North Korea says it is considering missile strikes near the US Pacific territory of Guam, just hours after President Donald Trump threatened Pyongyang with "fire and fury". (BBC)

Hillary looks pretty damn good now, doesn't she?

Aug/07
2017

Guy thought: "Hey, it's Google, they won't boot me for posting my mind." Then guess what happened next?

A Google employee who wrote a controversial memo about workplace diversity has been fired, the BBC can confirm.

Entitled Google’s Ideological Echo Chamber, the paper argued that "the abilities of men and women differ in part due to biological causes and that these differences may explain why we don't see equal representation of women in tech and leadership”. (BBC)

So you work, pardon me, USED to work, at Google. It's a hip, hop, happening place. Yeah it's a grind but you go in, do your four, five years, make your mark and your money and off you go into corporate lala land to coast through the rest of your career. Most people who I've heard work at Google seem to say this is the way it should work. It's hard, you sweat, but you're empowered. In this case maybe a bit TOO empowered.

Chances are Mr. Misogynist could have posted this and gotten away with maybe some nasty looks and never another date from a female coworker (assuming, possibly incorrectly, that said author is not a Member of the Club, but he probably wasn't because non-cis tend to be more sensitive about how others might interpret gender-bashing statements.)

But instead the story blew up. Suddenly, even though Google did NOT write or encourage such a post they were the ones paying the person who did write it. Aaaaand just as suddenly it WAS their problem. Google was showing up in association with a post saying "women can't code, aren't technical and why try to balance the scales?" Also there's the part where women make better employees for other stuff. Lame stuff. Like with pillows, candles and kittens or something.

So, to make their position eminently clear, after saying this DIDN'T represent their views and whatnot they shitcanned his ass. On the one hand sure, the guy was just expressing his particular viewpoint. Maybe he could also have mentioned he voted for tRump. Maybe he could have said he doesn't think Native Americans were mistreated or that the KKK is just "celebrating white people". All or none of those things could have gotten him canned. But, what did get him canned was a) his lack of self preservation for airing his personal views and b) having the bad luck to get his personal views elevated to prime time.

In essence, he didn't keep his stupid yap shut and damaged the perception of the company that supported him.

I'm sure, however, that he'll find a home. There's lots of conservtards out there (Faux being a prime example) with big organizations who would LOVE to hear about how Google mistreated him just for speaking his mind and also any dirt they could find about Google. It will be interesting to see how far this guy's lack of self preservation takes him.

One thing for sure, it won't take him to a new job in California probably, but I hear Texas has some growth in development. And Utah too.

The author wrote: "We need to stop assuming that gender gaps imply sexism."

Sure I'll buy that. But I guess the data shows that we don't need to assume that people who open their big mouth won't be putting their big foot in it either. That's been proven.