Feb/10
2017

Because you're supporting IMMIGRANTS!

That was then and also now...

Of course now it's not the "Japs" it's the "Wetbacks" we're intolerant of. Never mind that they contribute to taxes, to our economy, to the culture and identity of our nation, no never mind that, rather think about how they are stealing, overwhelming and committing crimes against white america.

Over and over America has tried to shut her doors when ignorance, hate and money come together. Eventually, decades later, people forget and it's not a problem. Kind of like how sushi is not a problem any more.

America has nothing to fear from the current and next generation of people coming to our country trying to make a better life. And if you're not descended from Eskimos or Native Americans then your ancestors also faced this same animosity... and yet here you are. Maybe, instead of looking for the enemy on the outside we should concentrate on the enemies inside our nation trying to scare us into giving away our freedom, sanity and self-esteem.

Feb/09
2017

To the Trumps the Presidency is only a way to make a LOT of money. It has nothing to do with actually contributing to the country.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- First lady Melania Trump expected to develop "multi-million dollar business relationships" tied to her presence in the White House, according to a lawsuit she filed. And she has yet to step away from the companies that manage royalties from her name-branded products, business documents show.
Ethics watchdogs worry that Mrs. Trump seems to be inappropriately trying to profit from a high-profile position that is usually centered on public service.

NEW YORK (AP) -- The White House has "counseled" a top aide to President Donald Trump after she promoted Ivanka Trump's fashion line during a national cable television appearance from the White House.

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible! -Dickhead Donald

It's either jaw-dropping or awe-inspiring, whichever, the level of blatant GREED involved. One might think, in fact I'm sure very many hoped, that Dickhead Donald would at some point start acting like a president and boy oh boy has he proven them wrong. In fact it's pretty fair to say he's gotten only worse and we're barely into his tenure. The Clintons were bashed over book deals and speaking engagements, but compared to this? Wow, not even several orders of magnitude within comparison. Even as president Dickhead can find more time to complain about how other businesses are negatively affecting his and why he should be getting MORE money, MORE attention, he still has yet to address the SMALL business person whom he pledged to empower.

Laws? Pffft. He's taking a leaf from Putins playbook, the laws don't apply when you're president. They only apply to everyone else. Including ones he's only just thought up.

Fuck Free Melania, Fuck Ivanka and fuck the entire tRump troupe. Did you vote for him? Are you not sorry yet? No? Then fuck you too.

Feb/08
2017

If Obama was the great "Explainer in Chief" we now have this asshole as president. But hey, he can have TWO titles.

"All over Europe it's happening. It's gotten to a point where it's not even being reported. And in many cases the very, very dishonest press doesn't want to report it. They have their reasons, and you understand that." -Dickhead Donald

He would have won the popular vote. More people came to his inauguration. Terror events are not reported. The press, ALL OF THEM (except maybe Fox) are liars. Deny. I didn't say it, even if you have it on tape, I didn't say that. That's not what I meant. It's not even one month and every sane person is fucking sick of hearing excuse after excuse for the baby-man who became king.

On Air Force One, before a smaller audience, Trump spokesman Sean Spicer said Trump did not really mean that terrorist attacks received no coverage. Trump's actual complaint, he said, was that such acts don't get enough attention. (AP)

Want a fact? I'll give you one: this asshole acts, speaks and thinks JUST like someone who I know for a fact is delusional. Sufficiently deranged that his spouse was told to pack her bag and keep it in her car at all times, just in case. And I'm not the only one to notice that the pattern of lies, and self-aggrandizing bullshit is at dangerous levels.

Maybe the question has crossed your mind: Is Donald Trump a psychopath?
An expert on the personality disorder took a crack at answering that question and found the GOP nominee to be even more psychopathic than Adolf Hitler. (Daily News)

Hitler was pretty popular too when he was elected. Now it's America's turn and instead of Jews we're going after immigrants. So, which side are you on? Friends with an immigrant? Would you turn them in to the police? Because that's where we're going.

Feb/08
2017

Yes, 50 senators and 1 VP voted for stupid twat. So what else goes with DeVos? Devalue. Denigrate. Destroy. Demean. Oh it's a list that just goes on and on. Ah, america the privileged, where being a fudie-wife of a rich lobbyist gives you the power to decide the future of ALL american children, underprivileged ones of course, the slops and filthy spawn of the Great Unwashed masses (aka voters.)

In her world america is ONLY white, ONLY christian and ONLY educated as far as necessary for them to fill their role. Aspirations are for the rich, not the "others."

It's hard to put into words the hate and loathing I have for this woman and her handler. You thought you hated Hillary? Oh honies, you ain't seen nothing yet. I promise you.

Feb/07
2017

And This Is Your Party

Apparently quoting from a 10 year old letter is a penalty worth gagging on.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Sen. Elizabeth Warren has earned a rare rebuke by the Senate for quoting Coretta Scott King on the Senate floor.
The Massachusetts Democrat ran afoul of the chamber's arcane rules by reading a three-decade-old letter from Dr. Martin Luther King's widow that dated to Sen. Jeff Sessions' failed judicial nomination three decades ago.[..]
Quoting King technically put Warren in violation of Senate rules for "impugning the motives" of Sessions, though senators have said far worse stuff. And Warren was reading from a letter that was written 10 years before Sessions was even elected to the Senate.
Still, top Senate Republican Mitch McConnell invoked the rules. After a few parliamentary moves, the GOP-controlled Senate voted to back him up.
Now, Warren is forbidden from speaking again on Sessions' nomination. A vote on Sessions is expected Wednesday evening.
Democrats pointed out that McConnell didn't object when Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, called him a liar in a 2015 dustup.

So here we have the part of "unity" right? All the calls about how we were going to "come together" after tRump was elected, live and let live, respect other views, bring america together.

Really, what do you expect from a party that uses every opportunity to disenfranchise voters, repress minorities and destroy the middle class? Yes, reading a LETTER from Coretta King was more offensive than being called a liar. REALLY McConnell? So here we have the new union. Better, greater than before. Ready to work together.

Actually it's more of a swamp than ever before. Between the lies, the denials, the complete lack of ethics the government is now more vile than any time in the past. I would say the civil war was probably more civil than this. Still, it's what voters wanted and thus it's what they're going to get. Here, have some: Fuck you cocksucking GOP dicktards, fuck you and your "values", your limited horizons and your vision of a white, aging, evangelical america. Fuck you sideways with a rusty spoon.

Now, are we friends yet?

Feb/07
2017

Not mine. I didn't vote for him.

President Donald Trump has told a Texas sheriff they could "destroy" the career of a state lawmaker trying to reform asset forfeiture laws that critics say police abuse as a funding source.
Trump's comment Tuesday drew laughs during a meeting with sheriffs in the White House. The remark followed Rockwall County Sheriff Harold Eavenson's criticism of an unnamed state senator who believes police shouldn't receive forfeiture money unless a case ends in conviction.
Trump responded: "Who is the state senator? Do you want to give his name? We'll destroy his career." (AP)

Now there, tRump voters, doesn't that make you proud? The president of the US saying he's going to help destroy any politician who he doesn't agree with? What's that about "divided we fall?"

Well, I guess that's next then. Pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

Feb/06
2017

Because it's going to take a LOT more time and effort to find out what the public is actually entitled to know.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Agriculture Department has removed animal welfare inspection reports, enforcement records and other information about the treatment of animals from its website, citing privacy and other laws.[..] The statement said the documents will still be available through Freedom of Information Act requests, which can be costly for the general public and sometimes take months or years to obtain.

So let's get this straight, the process of "draining the swap" actually means LESS transparency? It's like watching a magic show where the magician hides behind a curtain during the process of every trick. Convincing? Yeah no. Not really.

Yes folks if you really thought that der tRump was going to "Drain the Swamp" you were sadly, sadly mistaken. Rather I'd characterize his actions as driving through the swamp at high speed in an airboat shooting indiscriminately and screaming "Yeeeeehaw!" as the spectators are covered in swamp-slush. Oh and then letting big businesses dump all their pollution into it for free so it turns into a steaming cesspool too vile to support any life at all. And declaring it a big success. Yep, that's about right.

Feb/05
2017

Wanna know what's REALLY entertaining? Is that the people who stand to suffer the most actually voted for this.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Republican-controlled House voted on Friday to overturn an Obama administration rule that sought to reduce harmful methane emissions into the environment, part of the Democratic president's campaign to combat climate change.[..] The House vote followed action in the Senate earlier Friday ending an Obama-era regulation that requires oil and gas companies to disclose payments to foreign governments for mining and drilling.
The House and Senate also gave final approval this week to a measure that eliminates a rule to prevent coal mining debris from being dumped into nearby streams

This follows right on the heels of the GOP overturning rules to ensure that seniors with dementia aren't being used by people who need a clean name under which to buy a gun.

So let's see here, just a month in and energy industries can go back to spewing shit into the air, poisoning the water, keeping banks from wrecking the economy and minimizing the ability of felons to get their hands on guns purchased through our elderly who can't make decisions for themselves.

Boy oh boy that's just making America great ain't it? Well, not for anyone who lives near the pollution or shot by an illegal gun, but hey, dead people don't vote do they?

Feb/05
2017

Apparently we're bad and we should feel bad. And also love Putin.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump said he respects Vladimir Putin, and when an interviewer called the Russian leader "a killer," Trump said the United States has many of them.
"What do you think? Our country's so innocent?" he told Fox's Bill O'Reilly in an excerpt released by the network. The president's interview was to air Sunday afternoon on the Super Bowl pregame show.

Do you smell the patriotism burning there? I do. Truthfully I get it, Putin helped tRump win the election AND probably has some nifty dirt on Dickhead Donald as well. Trump stands by people who helped him, regardless of ethics, impact and better judgement. The best part is seeing the flag-mongering, ultra-patriots who backed him try and swallow this. Yes, Putin's a thug, a killer and a war-hungry megalomaniac. But hey, we're besties now so it's cool right?

Heh. So awesome.

Feb/04
2017

Ugly And Stupid

But hopefully she gives good head because she sure as shit ain't too good at her job.

A top aide to US President Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, has cited a "massacre" which never happened while defending the president's controversial immigration ban. Ms Conway said Mr Obama brought in a six-month ban on Iraqis after the arrest of "the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre". "Most people don't know that because it didn't get covered," she added. In fact, there was no massacre at Bowling Green, Kentucky. (BBC)

"Ms. Alternative Facts" seems to have a real problem with the basic, most fundamental portion of her job: GETTING THE FACTS RIGHT. It doesn't help her that she's about as attractive as the Crypt Keeper in bad drag. Most people can forgive pretty, cute and ditzy, but scary-corpselike isn't really a "spokes person" asset. One has to presume that she's got other skills that awarded her the position, kinda like Betsy Devos.

Ah yeah, the cavalcade of ineptitude continues. Laughs abound! Too bad the jokes on us.

Feb/03
2017

Thing is, when the person who NEEDS excusing doesn't feel obliged to come up with the excuse it raises the all important question: "Is this person sane?" But we know the answer to that, don't we.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump warned in a phone call with his Mexican counterpart that he was ready to send U.S. troops to stop "bad hombres down there" unless the Mexican military does more to control them - comments the White House described as "lighthearted."

Wrecking relationships one at a time seems to be this brat's agenda. Kicking over the blocks that have been carefully laid over decades isn't a concern here because he's never the one to clean up his own mess. Quite literally he has people to wipe his shit for him, no matter the end it spews from.

What a world eh? And people are actually HAPPY about this. Dumbfucks are proud that we have a pathological, lying, egomaniac fronting the nation because it makes them feel better. "Yeah that's stupid, but if the president can lie and deny then it's ok for me too." No, sorry, it's not ok. Being a racist is not ok. Hating foreigners is not ok. Being greedy is not ok. Being a blatant misogynist is not ok. You know that and because you're NOT tRump you have to care.

And if you don't understand why, I suggest you try it for a while. You'll figure it out.

Feb/03
2017

Arnold would have my vote.

On Friday, Trump said in his tweet, "Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice ... but at least he tried hard!" Schwarzenegger responded quickly to Thursday's remarks in a video on his verified Twitter account, suggesting that he and Trump switch jobs. (AP)

So really this is how he tries to make his own show a success by pissing on the person he picked to replace him? Why the fuck... No. There IS no why. There just IS.

We all know that he sure as shit can't match Arnold's past as a body builder and successful actor. For the record Arnold WAS reelected as Governor. Let's see if Dickhead Donald can match at least that eh?

Feb/03
2017

Because It Bears Repeating

"There are more black people inside Beyonce right now than the entirety of Trump's cabinet" -teh Internets

And you know. It's totally true.

Feb/01
2017

And it's a Republican gag-fest!

"One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, 'You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'" -- Sen. Mitch McConnell, 2016
"Apparently there's a new standard now, which is to not confirm a Supreme Court nominee at all. I think that's something the American people simply will not tolerate." -- McConnell, 2017

Oh waaaaa and boo-fucking-hoo. Now the shit is on the other shoe and you can't TAKE it? Really? Please, cry me a fucking river you "let's shut down the government rather than do our jobs" assfucks. Seriously, the GOP can take their pity-party and cry themselves sick over how LITTLE respect Dickhead Donald is getting from the dems AND the majority of voters.

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, was angered by the Democrats' action, saying, "I can't understand why senators, who know we're going to have these two people go through, can't support the committee.
"I'm very disappointed in this kind of crap. Some of this is because they just don't like the president. This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in my whole time in the United States Senate."

Hahahahah fuck you.

Yeah cry me a fucking RIVER. Sauce for the goose BITCHES.

Feb/01
2017

Sally told Trump to go fuck himself. That makes me both happy and proud. Look, A WOMAN telling Dickhead Donald where to put it. She's my hero.

Donald Trump has fired the acting US attorney general after she questioned the legality of his immigration ban. Sally Yates, who was appointed by Barack Obama, ordered justice department lawyers not to enforce the president's executive order. A White House statement accused Ms Yates of "betraying" the justice department and being "weak on borders". (BBC)

Sorry, but WHICH borders do we have going through our airports? Yeah, that would be none fucktard. Yes it's more stupid-as-usual from this "administration" where the tRumpsterfuck shoots his mouth off, tells no-one (because "Surprise!") and then guess what? Shit goes wrong. From students, to researchers, translators to teachers, even green card holders were caught in the ensuing multi-agency thrash-fest. No one knew because, quite simply, NO ONE HAD THOUGHT IT THROUGH. Certainly not Der Dickhead. After all it's not his job to think. He's an "I'm not paid to read, I'm paid to lead" kinda guy. Thinking shit through is for his peons. Even if they're not a) quality or b) familiar they do give a snappy salute which IS pretty impressive when you have a dick stuck in your mouth (albeit a small one).

Now, of course, Der Donald wants to sack the attorneys general of the individual states because THEY'RE starting to defy the stupid as well. So much for smaller government and less intervention. No worries though, because he's got a plan, can't tell you want it is, but it's there, really it is. Just like the Emperor's new clothes.

Jan/31
2017

Just Say It Wasn't You

Thing is, he's *not* Shaggy. Well, maybe in a high wind.

Trump denied that his order, which suspends all immigration for citizens of seven majority-Muslim countries for 90 days, was to blame for weekend chaos at the nation's airports, instead pointing to computer glitches, demonstrations and even the "fake tears" of Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer. (AP)

And that's his whole strategy right there: just deny. Wasn't me. Wasn't my fault. Wasn't my idea. Wasn't, wasn't, wasn't. So really fucktard just what ARE you responsible for? Oh yeah, making American GREAT again. How? Who the fuck knows. Seriously, his fans say "We have to trust him, he ran a business so he MUST know how to run a country." If that's the logic when why the hell not save a lot of money the next time you get sick and see a vet instead of a physician? I mean they BOTH know how to heal sick things right? Enough similarities.

Yep, as the BBC put it, it's "amateur hour" at the Whitehouse. Because having NO strategy is better than having any strategy at all.

Jan/30
2017

It's not like we don't have HISTORICAL evidence to prove that walls are for imbeciles, but hey, let's do diligence here and lay out the points eh? So here are ten solid reasons why a wall between Mexico and the US won't work.

  • 1. We have two coasts. It's pretty hard to build a wall on water and plenty of immigrants come across via boats around either end. Oh you think the Coast Guard is going to handle that? The 30k people in that poor, impoverished, semi-DoD organization is going to stop dragging trashed hulks out of the Missippi, cleaning up the bayou, and rescuing lost boaters just to chase immigrants? Hahhahahahhaha. Funny!
  • 2. Under. From digging tunnels to crawling through storm drains we don't have enough people and never CAN have enough people to police the ground under the border. Good fucking luck trying. Google "how many tunnels under US border" and then get back to me.
  • 3. Over. I've seen pictures of people driving up to EXISTING sections of wall with bucket loaders and ramps and just scooting over. Not to hard, expecially since even if we DO spot them we still have to intercept them.
  • 4. Around. There are always gaps in every fence. There has to be. Think people won't find their way around fences when the land isn't flat, has rivers running through it or just areas to drive past? Let me remind you of another great wall that fucking FAILED because of the "around" strategy: The Maginot Line.
  • 5. And speaking of history, let's look at other successfull walls in China and Berlin. Guess what doesn't work? WALLS.
  • 6. Also think for a moment, what exactly will a wall solve? Crime? Drug trade? A lack of jobs? Just for one fucking second THINK about what this wall is purported to solve. I'm sure tons of farmers, day laborer dependent industries would really, really like you to consider the consequences. Americans are going to pick berries and harvest crops? Uh huh, sure
  • 7. After the moon landing, what massive project has the US managed to complete successfully. The Big Dig? Modernizing O'Hare? California Rails? Just how on-budget and on-time do you think this will be? Remember who is footing the bill?
  • 8. Fear. A wall does nothing to make the US safer, especially when we have a history of blowing ourselves up. The wall won't make anyone or anything safer. It won't reduce fear and uncertainty between us and immigrants at all. It's like a pillow fort, maybe you feel better inside but it's not protecting you from fucking anything but your own insecurities.
  • 9. Isolationism is a failed policy. Whenever we have stuck our heads in the sand it has hurt us. From Pearl Harbor to the expansion of the Islamic State, failing to act when the problem is small has lead to American deaths. Preventable American deaths, and the deaths of many from around the globe. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed as fuck to get their asses kicked with no one to blame but themselves.
  • 10. tRump bullshit. He likes to buy new shiny things. He doesn't follow through. Then he blames others or just lies about what he was on record for saying. NATO is back. Think he's going to do anything other than feed business buddies $15 billion of taxpayer money? Think again.

If you can.