Jul/16
2017

President Snake Oil is back at it, and tRumpanzees are lined up to get their fill, funnel in one hand, pants in the other.

President Donald Trump says his proposed border wall may not need to cover the whole US frontier with Mexico because of existing natural barriers.

He told journalists travelling on Air Force One to France that it also needed to be transparent, to offer border guards visibility into Mexico.(BBC)

Bwahahahahahah! HAHAhahahahaha! Wait, still laughing... *sniff* Whahahahahahah!

Yes, there you go tRump voters, there's your fucking wall. It's INVISIBLE. Because. It NEEDS to be.

Why you ask? Well, here's why...

Mr Trump said it was vital the new construction was transparent to protect border guards from drug traffickers.

"As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don't see them," he said.

"They hit you on the head with 27kg of stuff? It's over."

It NEEDS to be INVISIBLE because STUFF! Large sacks of drugs get TOSSED OVER (seems like a pretty big waste of drugs, and really if it were that easy you'd think CBP would be awash in busts but who's thinking? This shit's straight, uncut, unscripted right from Dickhead's pea brain right out his cakehole.)

Yes the Great Invisible, Solar Wall. Kinda like the Great Invisible Throngs that turned out for the inauguration. Right?

Jul/15
2017

Seems like an orthogonal proposition doesn't it? An Iraqi voting for someone who clearly hates them? Doesn't matter their religion, not if you're Dickhead Donald, but I'm guessing they didn't think that one through.

More than 100 Iraqi Christians in Michigan are fighting deportation after being arrested in an immigration crackdown ordered by the Trump administration.

Most were detained for visa violations, including past criminal convictions, that had been ignored by US officials for years, even decades.

Many in the community supported Donald Trump's presidential campaign and say they never thought they would be targeted by raids.(BBC)

Do Iraqi Christians, some of them at least, are confounded that they're being deported. "My husband is confused, he feels he's american, he's been here forty years." And what? Didn't you realize that still doesn't take away the immigrant stink? Who cares HOW long you've been here, Dickhead doesn't.

im·mi·grant ˈiməɡrənt/Submit noun a person who comes to live permanently in a foreign country

I have no sympathy for any Iraqi who voted for tRump and now finds their bags packed for them and a giant hand shoving them onto the next plane. You voted for hate. You voted for intolerance. Too bad you didn't look in a mirror LONG enough to realize that the person being hated, being targeted was someone who looks JUST LIKE YOU.

Bye. Maybe think next time?

Jul/14
2017

Tami thought that with a sexist, racist fuckwad in the White House she can be JUST like Dickhead. Only she can't.

A racist AirBnB host who discriminated against an Asian guest has been fined $5,000 - and told she must attend a course on Asian-American studies.

Tami Barker cancelled Dyne Suh’s booking, telling her in a message: "One word says it all. Asian.”[..]

Ms Barker cancelled Ms Suh’s booking shortly before the 26-year-old was due to arrive at the location in Big Bear, California, the DFEH said.

In messages sent via the AirBnB app, Ms Barker said: "I wouldn’t rent it to u if u were the last person on earth.” Later, she added: “I will not allow this country to be told what to do by foreigners” and “It’s why we have Trump”. (BBC)

Guess what Twatty Tammi? YOU do NOT win, You do NOT get tRump, You do NOT pass GO, You do NOT get $200 but what you do get is a reputation for being a TOTAL FUCKING CUNT aaaaand... a chance to go to remedial human-school for shithead, fucktards like yourself.

Yes, America might be lavishing attention on the worst, most horrible, most hateful, most ridiculous shitheads the nation has ever had, but YOU are just a REGULAR asshole, not rich, not famous and not forgiven. YOU get to play by the same rules as the rest of us.

Tough Twat Tami!

Jul/13
2017

And what's more, not only is he right, he IS what the right believe themselves to be...wrongly.

A close confidant of Pope Francis has written a blistering critique of how the American Christian right and some U.S. Catholics mix religion and politics.

The Rev. Antonio Spadaro (spa-DAH-roh) accused evangelical political activists and Catholics who work with them of using religion to promote conflict and hate.

Spadaro wrote Thursday that some of these activists have wrongly framed Donald Trump's ascent to the presidency as a "divine election." And Spadaro accused conservative Christian activists of trying to bring about a religious purification of the United States through deportations and the building of walls to keep out immigrants.

Spadaro is editor of the influential Jesuit journal La Civilta Cattolica. The Vatican approves the articles in the magazine, which has become something of an unofficial mouthpiece of the papacy under Francis

So how now religious zealots? Ready to admit that you're no different than any other brand of religious intolerance? ISIS has NOTHING on conservative religion in the US. Not a single fucking thing.

Jul/13
2017

PARIS (AP) - French President Emmanuel Macron said Thursday it is "obvious and indispensable" to have exchanges with U.S. President Donald Trump as the two leaders were set to meet to try to push past major differences and find common ground on security, defense and other issues.

Odious makes far more sense in that sentence.

Jul/12
2017
  1. Actually no one was going to take it, even if it was empty
  2. Actually no one would even want it

Mr Trump tweeted that his decision to allow his daughter to take his seat at the meeting in Hamburg was "very standard".

He also said the media would have cheered "CHELSEA FOR PRES!" if Hillary Clinton had made the same choice.

Chelsea Clinton tweeted back that her parents would never have done so. (BBC)

Boor. No one is as uncouth, unclass, unmannered as a tRump. You're not the first family, you're less than last.

Fail.

Jul/11
2017

Dickhead made it cool to be hateful, mean and offensive to our fellow men. It comes as no surprise that the kids have picked it up and run with it.

They call themselves Generation Identity. Made up of mainly 20-something tech-savvy members, the Identitarian movement has been described as the hipster right.[..] This summer the Identitarian movement tried to stop a Medecins Sans Frontieres rescue ship from leaving port.

The stunt failed but the group has now managed to raise more than €70,000 (£62,000) in less than three weeks, which it says it will invest in its "Defend Europe" campaign. (BBC)

The "Hipster-Right" feels bad... for themselves. After being raised in comfortable homes, with food, medicine and education they are angry, so very angry, that the poor and ugly are being given anything for humanitarian reasons. They are outraged that ANY money that could be going to them is instead going to someone else. The penultimate ME generation has found solace in themselves, and in their cause, romantically rebranded from "hate the poor" to "defending our home".

It's so easy when you've never suffered to be immune to the suffering of others, but actively working to impede the work of those who DO care is a form a evil that deserves to be labeled what it is: FUCKING SELFISH.

"More than 90% of the immigrants coming here by boat are economic refugees," claims 20-year-old Viviana Randazzo, a newly-recruited member of the Identitarians, although official Italian statistics put the figure at 85%.[..] "I think these [migrants] are coming to Europe because they know someone will save them," the movement's Italy co-ordinator, Lorenzo Fiato, told me in Catania, on Sicily's eastern coast.

Lorenzo, you're a fucking dickless asshole. Working to enable the suffering of those who are fleeing poverty and war is a crime and you're a criminal. Viviana, you're a fucking cunt. The same applies to you.

I hope your "fashionable" disservice to humanity sticks with you and your group. None of you are people who I would choose to help if YOU needed it, but from your comfy chairs and full bellies I doubt you'll ever be able to understand why. Maybe you can cry yourself to sleep at night wondering why the world hates you and not the ugly and poor.

Jul/10
2017

I'm not sure why this is news. It's not like it would have worked out any other way.

HAMBURG, Germany (AP) -- Russian President Vladimir Putin hailed his first face-to-face meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, saying Saturday he thinks Trump accepted his assurances that Russia didn't meddle in the U.S. presidential election and that their conversation could be a model for improving ties between the two countries.

So let's see. Dickhead manages to squeak out a victory with the help of Russian hacking, all the while decrying the number of "illegals" voting for Hillary. Angered by allegations of Russia interference, and appointees resignations over revelations that there WERE discussions and collusion Dickhead has done his best to shake a tiny fist impotently while trying to affirm his success. "I won because of me, not because of anyone helping tear down my opponent, most especially NOT because of Comey, look how much I hate that guy!"

The story finally culminates when the happy couple (Dickhead and Putin) kiss publically and the crowd cheers (or vomits depending on the strength of their constitution.)

Dickhead still strives for acceptance, and Putin still smirks at having helped pull off the greatest disaster (PR and otherwise) in American history. He's got a big bully by the balls, and every photograph reveals just how much he's enjoying the catastrophe he helped create. The joke's on US. At least for another 3 years and I guess we'd better learn to grin and bear it.

Jul/09
2017

Apparently when you set the bar low enough, everyone feels compelled to lower their standards. I guess this is why we have the term "lowest common denominator."

July 7 (UPI) -- Vice President Mike Pence, who ignored a "Do Not Touch" sign during a tour of NASA's Kennedy Space Center this week, blamed his viral faux pas on Marco Rubio.

On Thursday, Pence was photographed with his hand on a piece of flight hardware belonging to the Orion spacecraft. A sign just above Pence's hand read: "Critical Space Flight Hardware 'DO NOT TOUCH.'" The event was captured on film and quickly spread across news outlets and social media.

Apparently Mama Pence didn't slap little Mikey hard enough when he was a tyke, because the first lesson of visiting never fully registered. When shit says "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH" it applies to everyone else AND you.

It's nice to see the arrogance and stupidity being demonstrated by the current executives setting the standard for US enshrined in all aspects of their behavior. When presented with the honor of seeing the best space technology the nation has to offer, they act like brats even going to far as to point fingers at each other instead of being adults and taking responsibility for their own stupidity.

Hey Pence, I dare you to go touch a grizzly bear in Yellowstone! Go on, please? Or dare Rubio to. Either way.

Jul/08
2017

Back when Bill and Hillary were tacking the immutable problem of National Healthcare, people took Hillary to task for trying to intrude on her husband's domain. The GOP kept up the constant howl of "No one voted for her." Now, of course they are deathly silent on the fact that Dickhead's daughter just can hop in and "keep his seat warm". Law degree? Prior experience? Demonstrated abilities? None. Just like her Daddy though.

In an unusual move Ivanka Trump briefly took her father Donald's seat at a summit of world leaders on Saturday.

The US president had stepped away for a meeting with the Indonesian leader during the G20 meeting.

Ms Trump is an adviser to her father, but a leader's absence is usually covered by high-ranking officials.

A BBC correspondent at the summit said he could recall no similar precedent. There has been widespread criticism on social media.(BBC)

Yep, it's pretty awesome how Dickhead puts his darling daughter up there, when the rest of the world prefers intelligent, qualified, educated, experienced veterans. It would be like a surgeon bringing his toddler to come play doctor while the patient was still on the table. But Dickhead doesn't think and doesn't need to, so I guess just about anybody would be a fair substitute after all...

Jul/08
2017

Dickhead seems to have greatness and relevancy confused, although in truth he has about as much of either.

HAMBURG, Germany (AP) -- World powers lined up against U.S. President Donald Trump on climate change, reaffirming their support for international efforts to fight global warming.

Dickhead said that America did too much for too many. His plan now is to do precisely the opposite. In the process he's taking away US influence, and neutralizing the US presence in global affairs that will affect the nation anyway.

It's nice to know that the world will carry on without us. I just pity the next poor fool stuck with trying to regain all that we're losing due to incompetence and chumpdickery.

Jul/07
2017

Helping educate Americans is NOT her goal: her goal is to use education to make money and ensure that those who cannot afford the same quality of education as the wealthy will never rise above their poverty.

July 6 (UPI) -- A group of 18 states is suing the Department of Education and Secretary Betsy DeVos over the decision to delay implementation of protections for students at for-profit colleges.

The lawsuit seeks a court order to force DeVos to implement a rule, drafted under former President Barack Obama, that was scheduled to go into effect in June known as the Borrower Defense Rule. It would make it easier for students who took out loans to attend for-profit colleges later found to be fraudulent to have those loans forgiven.

DeVos, a proponent of for-profit colleges, delayed implementation, saying the department needed to further study the ramifications of the new regulation.

Unabashed evil. That's our Betsy. In the US access to education is supposed to be an enshrined right, but Betsy-Evil doesn't see all citizens as equal. In her twisted mind religion is the only education the poor need or should have access to, because they're never going to have a job that requires more than a high school education. College, is and should be exclusively for the exclusive, the wealthy, the few, the 1%.

Anyone who can POSSIBLY need to review a rule that PROTECTS students from fake colleges, and shysters trying to take their money is the definition of EVIL.

Betsy, you're a fucking evil, cunt-whore and I hope you choke on your next glass of champagne. Amen.

Jul/06
2017

Because stupid people do stupid things with their stupid guns.

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Authorities say an argument between two Indianapolis-area neighbors, including one riding a lawnmower, escalated into across-the-fence gunfire.

A video provided by the Johnson County prosecutor's office shows the two trading insults June 27 before 59-year-old Jeffrey S. Weigle - apparently cutting grass at the time - pulls out a handgun.

The video then shows 49-year-old Indianapolis firefighter Dean Keller fire his gun and Weigle returning fire.

Ok these two guys, who are clearly old enough to know better, wind up endangering themselves and others because they got into an argument. Really. If they didn't have the guns I'm willing to bet that neither one would have gotten off their duff to get a stick, bat, rake, bow and arrow, rock or whatever to attack the other person. It would have been too much damn work.

But pulling out a gun and pointing it? Easy. It's the lazy-man's deterrent but it sure the fuck didn't work now did it? It's stupid and they're stupid. In fact the whole thing is just too stupid to go on about.

Jul/05
2017

And if you believe it is, as you post things you WOULD be ashamed to say in real life, then you get what you deserve when you're outed.

The Reddit user who created the CNN wrestling gif adapted and shared by President Donald Trump has apologised for racist and anti-Semitic comments.

But CNN has been accused of "blackmail" by prominent alt right social media influencers following the broadcaster's investigation into the Reddit user's identity (BBC)

Now, suddenly, trolls everywhere are panic stricken. When the shield of anonymity is stripped and sunlight starts their pale, shriveled flesh smoking, trolls everywhere start second guessing and post-deleting.

Free speech? Hmmm, let's think on that a moment.

a) A bully, who supports the king of bullies is suddenly all upset because he's being bullied? Yahno, not sad. b) If you're ok to spew threats and anti-social, hateful rhetoric online why should you need anonymity to do it? Only if you were a whimp-ass, pussy-boy I guess. c) No one was actually threatened. With anything. That's just more troll-shit.

CNN has not revealed the true identity of the user, who also took steps to delete offensive material he had posted, including racist posts, but said it "reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change".

So IF you stand on a street corner and start screaming hate at people it's no surprise that they'll remember and treat you poorly the next time you show up, screaming or not. IF you put something out on the internet WITHOUT taking steps to cover your trail (and it's pretty damn hard to do 100% effectively) and you get found out, well, the same.

Bottom line: if you don't want people to think you're an asshole, then just don't be one. And to all the poor trolls out there on the right who are nervous about their ability to post their misery, well, it's up to you guys isn't it? If you really believe in what you say, why do you have to hide hmmm?

Jul/04
2017

When Chris is nailed by the media for closing a public beach and using it JUST for himself and his family, his response is "well if YOU want your own public beach then YOU should be governor." This is just a watered down version of Dickhead's "Well, I'm President and they're not." Thing is, Chris doesn't have Chrispanzees of his own to go into full-on howler monkey support. So he just comes across as a fat, white, arrogant, GOP asshole.

Christie is getting blistered online and in the real world after he was photographed with his family soaking up the sun on a beach that he had closed to the public over the Fourth of July weekend because of a government shutdown.

A deeply unpopular Republican serving out his final six months in office, Christie was lambasted Monday as selfish and arrogant, and jokesters online inserted the picture of him in sandals, shorts and a T-shirt into various photos and movie and TV scenes. (AP)

He also managed to drag up the tattered, raggedy excuse that he had already "promised to go to his mansion" over the weekend, so he was just "keeping his promise". I'm sorry? Do you know NOTHING about history? Maybe you're just treading sand and not eating cake, but you're a fucking joke. The result will be a public excoriation. Not to say it's not deserving, nor does it seem that Chris really cares what the public thinks since it's fair to assume that he's not running for office ever again. BUT, he does live in the state, unless he's planning to run away from that too...

"It is hard to imagine a worse optic for public relations on a hot July day. Pollsters may find out how low approval ratings can go in New Jersey," said Fairleigh Dickinson University political science professor Peter Woolley.

Maybe he's still on the tRump train, hoping to pull some of that negative energy away from Dickhead In Chief? Either way, he's merely hanging on to Dickhead's skirts, neither big enough (uh huh), nasty enough, or negative enough to hold a candle to the worst president the US has ever had. Sorry it wasn't you Chrissie!

Actually not.

Jul/03
2017

Because if you just kill the poor then someone has to clean up the mess. Freezing them to death instead is much, much neater.

President Donald Trump has proposed eliminating heating aid for low-income Americans, claiming it's no longer necessary and rife with fraud. People needn't worry about being left in the cold, he says, because utilities cannot cut off customers in the dead of winter.

But he is wrong on all counts. (AP)

Dickhead Donald is and continues to be wrong. It's kind of awesome, in a post-disaster sort of way, to watch. I mean things are already pretty fucking shitty so you keep thinking, how much shitter can it really get? And Dickhead keeps surpassing himself.

Yes, the poor don't NEED heat. And heating companies will just give away fuel when it costs the most.

If you wonder what sort of world Dickhead lives in, just remember: it's his world, we just happen to be here too. The less well off, maybe not for much longer.

Jul/02
2017

Dickhead Donald doesn't have much of an attention span or intellectual capacity. So it stands to reason that the National Enquirer is his reading material of choice. The sad truth is their relationship goes far beyond that.

Mr Trump is a good friend to the Enquirer and vice versa. He has penned self-aggrandising first-person pieces for the magazine and can reportedly be relied on to deliver a small sales boost when he's on the cover.

He is also quite literally a friend to the magazine's owner, David Pecker, chief executive of publisher American Media Incorporated. The two have been close for decades. During the campaign, Mr Trump was the beneficiary of the magazine's first presidential endorsement in its 90-year history.

Here are some recent Enquirer cover stories on the president: "How Trump will win!"; "Trump takes charge!"; and "Trump must build the wall!". (BBC)

The tabloid rag is just that, a tabloid rag. No one has ever quoted the shitter-paper without trying to make a joke out of it. Fun point: Dickhead, in his elevation of the "paper" has made HIMSELF a joke by using the paper as a means to spread his cult of personality.

Again, this is what tRumpanzees wanted, a "president" who makes positive headlines only in a media form that believes in children slaves on Mars, that Justice Scalia was murdered by a hooker and that there are survivors still alive in the Titanic waiting to be saved.