Jun/10
2017

And, to be honest, so can Dell, but I hate Apple more.

So what happened? Apple just upped and cancelled an entire set of orders for computers that were in stock the day before. Why? Because they want to sell new products instead (and make more money). So instead of notifying buyers that new products were going to come out soon. Instead of telling people that they'd better order model X before model Y came out they just flat out cancelled shit and said "Well, sorry, but go back to your users and your purchasing department and while you're at it, go get another 50 signatures since these are new prices for new products (which may have new features that people DON'T want) and while your at it, go fuck yourself because we don't care enough to fuck you personally.

So now all the people who waited several weeks to get their ordered through the purchasing process can wait a whole lot longer because the new products aren't even available to buy.

Hey Apple. Screw you. This is why I build my own. Fuck you. Fuck your iWhatever. And fuck off.

Jun/08
2017

You kind of have to wonder where Eric has been for the last 8 years because he clearly didn't notice how well our last President was treated.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Eric Trump says critics of his father are "not even people."

President Donald Trump's son told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Tuesday that he's "never seen hatred like this" and "morals have flown out the window" when it comes to attacks against his father.

Break out the tiny violin because Eric is feeling all sniffly about how bad his rich, arrogant, egotistical dad has it as president. Still you do have to feel bad for him because his father IS one of the shittiest assholes ever to get elected, so there is that. On the other hand maybe, just maybe, if his dad stopped opening his fucking cakehole and vomiting out garbage without any basis in fact or reality people MIGHT just hate him a little less.

And of course maybe if he stopped attacking people first and calling them stupid, but we all know that's not within his capacity so meh. Maybe Eric needs to man up a bit and deal. Sasha and Malia managed to, but I guess they're just a lot tougher.

Jun/07
2017

Those two things don't go well together but hey, let's face facts, Americans love their guns far more than they love their kids. In fact if they had to do without one of the two the population would drop like a rock.

HELENA-WEST HELENA, Ark. (AP) -- Police say a 4-year-old boy fatally shot his mother's boyfriend in eastern Arkansas.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Police in Tennessee say a toddler apparently shot a 7-year-old cousin to death at an apartment.

No one expects a seven or a four year old to have a fucking clue about how to properly handle a gun, but in both cases loaded weapons were left within their reach. It's no surprise that with all the NRA-fed gun frenzy that's been going on since Obama was elected that kids are getting their hands on weapons, nor the results.

But the NRA and the GOP would have you believe that its your RIGHT to have so many guns and keep them so insecurely that shit like this becomes so common that no one even cares any more. It's just a kids game now. For great big kids who never, ever want to grow up. And for some who never will.

Jun/07
2017

Hey Dickhead Donald! You're doing it wrong. All wrong.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is defending his use of social media, saying that the mainstream media doesn't want him to get his "honest and unfiltered message out."

He says, "Sorry folks, but if I would have relied on the Fake News of CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, washpost or nytimes, I would have had ZERO chance winning WH."

You know after you hear the same joke for the 15th time it gets pretty fucking old. Dickhead is STILL telling the same stupid joke months later and the rest of the nation, and world, has really had enough.

Dickhead, listen. All those news services you labeled as fake, those services actually CHECK their sources and facts before they blurt out anything at all. Unlike, say, you. You've been wrong, you've lied, you've doubled down on both of the previous and STILL you cleave to your delusional notion that anything that pops into your cheeto-colored mop-covered brain is real.

Guy, the only thing fake is your belief that you're qualified for the role you're currently in.

But no, Dickhead is going to continue the circuses until morale improves. Which will be about the same time as hell freezing over. Or until everyone who disagrees with Dickhead is blocked on Twitter.

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald Trump may be the nation's tweeter-in-chief, but some Twitter users say he's violating the First Amendment by blocking people from his feed after they posted scornful comments.

Lawyers for two Twitter users sent the White House a letter Tuesday demanding they be un-blocked from the Republican president's @realDonaldTrump account.

"The viewpoint-based blocking of our clients is unconstitutional," wrote attorneys at the Knight First Amendment Institute at Columbia University in New York.

Hate speech is free speech right? Uh no, not when it comes to how Dickhead perceives the world. To him the only facts, responses and statements which are valid (i.e., not fake) or worthwhile (i.e., not blocked or deleted) are the ones which agree with him. Everything else should be censored, eliminated or discredited.

But all is NOT lost. Google is coming to the rescue with a guide (ostensibly for kids) on how to interact with the internet! Something that Dickhead is sorely in need of.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) -- Google is spearheading an educational campaign to teach pre-teen children how to protect themselves from scams, predators and other trouble.

The program announced Tuesday is called "Be Internet Awesome."

Yes awesome. With a moniker like that maybe even Dickhead will take a moment to learn how not to be a troll, how to avoid being scammed by liars and not to keep propagating bullshit. Yes Google could teach Dickhead a thing or too. If he were actually capable of learning anything, which has yet to be proven.

Jun/06
2017

Florida is awash in guns and yet somehow people die there every day from "criminals". I'm still waiting to see a case where an attacker is gunned down before he can harm anyone, the way the NRA says it works. But in reality it doesn't.

A disgruntled US employee walked back into the factory that fired him and fatally shot five ex-colleagues, before killing himself, police say.

John Robert Neumann, 45, was armed with a semi-automatic handgun and hunting knife when he entered the business near Orlando, Florida, on Monday morning.

The US army veteran was sacked in April, police say.

There is no suggestion he was a member of a subversive or terrorist organisation, they add.(BBC)

So really, where were all those guns saving people? It's a "stand your ground" state isn't it? Shouldn't at least ONE person have had a gun and been able to shoot back? I mean the more guns around, the more likely someone pissed off person is going to start shooting. Isn't the logic that the only deterrence is to have MORE guns and MORE bullets flying to make everyone MORE safe? Well why didn't that happen here?

Maybe because that's not really how it works. Maybe because unless you're an officer you're not trained to whip out a gun and shoot someone accurately when everything is on the line. Maybe because MORE guns ISN'T the solution and just keeping guns out of everyone's hands is a better solution.

Jun/06
2017

Ok, well he didn't do the second half of that title yet, but he did the first. Funny how someone who is so anti-terrorist is more than willing to take away any funding that might help prevent it.

LAS VEGAS (AP) -- Cities are pushing back on the possibility of losing millions of dollars in U.S. anti-terrorism grants under President Donald Trump's spending plan - the third straight White House that has moved to cut the funding.

The proposed budget would cut cash for the program from $605 million to nearly $449 million for the fiscal year beginning Oct. 1 and require cities such as New York, Los Angeles and Las Vegas to pay 25 percent of the grants.

If tRump is so tough on terror why exactly is he cutting the budgets to the biggest targets the nation has? There is no why, because there is no logic. When you have a fool at the helm you expect the ship to sail in circles. If it can even sail at all.

tRump is the biggest terrorist of them all. A global threat.

Jun/06
2017

The GOP likes to harp on their "lowering taxes will increase state revenue by encouraging people to spend" logic. It's more easily summed up as "receiving less money means you will make more." If the logic escapes you that's because there IS no logic, e.g., Kansas...

TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) -- Kansas legislators advanced a new plan Monday evening to meet a court's mandate on education spending, after separating it from a proposed tax hike aimed at fixing the cash-strapped state's budget.[..]

Another team of negotiators drafted a separate proposal to raise $1.2 billion over two years by rolling back past income tax cuts championed by Brownback.

Kansas faces budget shortfalls totaling $889 million through June 2019, and the state Supreme Court ruled in March that the state's $4 billion a year in aid to its 286 public school districts is inadequate.

The GOP crowed and crowed about how Brownback was going to make Kansas rich by lowering taxes. In the end the strategy didn't pan out and now they have to raise taxes AND make up for a massive shortfall. Yet somehow, despite an obviously failed strategy, not enough people in the state feel that their governor is unfit to keep fucking things up.

It's hard to say why people support the same failed rhetoric while paying the consequences, but maybe they actually believe that not calling a spade a spade really makes it something other than a spade. In which case their education system really is well and truly fucked.

Jun/05
2017

Facts, knowing them or otherwise, means nothing to Dickhead Donald. He's too busy forming an opinion he needs to share with the world to be bothered by whether he's actually correct or not. Besides, he's the ultimate troll, feeding off the anger and disbelief of the nation and the world.

Indeed, the president's free-wheeling, undisciplined style has made it nearly impossible for the White House to regroup after weeks of damaging reports about possible ties between his campaign and Russia, as well as a steady drumbeat of speculation about internal conflict and disarray. [..]

Senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway on Monday condemned what she called the media's "obsession with covering everything he says on Twitter and very little of what he does as president."(AP)

Ok Kunty Kelly, let's do just that. Let's try and ignore EVERYthing Dickhead says. So what exactly has he done so far?...

Someone get back to me on that, because I sure the fuck can't think of anything.

Jun/04
2017

Dickhead Donald rearranges words in a quote to make his point and then accuses everyone else of being stupid. While it's possible that Dickhead is actually autistic and his brain just edited the content automatically, the better chance is that Dickhead thought he was being witty, trying to grab some PR for himself from the pain and horror of another nation.

Mr Trump accused Mr Khan of downplaying the attack by telling Londoners there was "no reason to be alarmed".

Mr Khan's team said he had "more important things to do than respond to Mr Trump", who had "deliberately" taken his remarks "out of context".[..]

During an interview earlier on Sunday, Mr Khan had said: "Londoners will see an increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days. No reason to be alarmed." (BBC)

Dickhead then challenged the mayor to an IQ test. Really? A mayor who's trying to manage a crisis and tend to his citizens and all Dickhead can do is mock and distract? YOU'RE A FUCKING HUMAN EMBARRASSMENT DICKHEAD DONALD. SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Wanna know what? I'm way more afraid of what Dickhead will do or say next than any terrorist. Truth.

Jun/02
2017

Kathy Gifford mocked Dickhead Donald this week with a fake severed head and stage blood. It was a revenge joke based on Dickhead's anti-woman comment "blood coming out of her... where ever." For her mocking post Kathy was lambasted for inciting or simulating an attack against the president and it turned into a reverse bloodbath, calling for her dismissal from CNN which they granted.

Of course when the tables were turned, when it was Obama in office and the Dems in control no one called for Ted Nugent to be arrested or attacked Palin supporters for posting crosshairs on a map showing blue states. But there's nothing fair about politics, and outrage is merely a change of wardrobe for those in power.

Still Kathy made one mistake, in my opinion. That mistake was that she didn't own her joke. When challenged she backed off and instead of becoming a martyr with a future, she became a victim, stroking Dickhead's ego even more. Proving to him that he's invincible, especially to women, who he loathes.

Dickhead needs to go. But first he needs to be humiliated. Frankly I'd like to see him go to jail, and his family shamed for the nepotistic, greedy, self-centered actions they're responsible for. I certainly hope that the russian investigations continue to plague and torment Dickhead and ruin his nights. Because he needs to pay, emotionally as well as physically, for being such a terrible person.

That's my hope, and I'm not and never will be sorry for it.

Jun/01
2017

Imbecile

President Donald Trump has announced that the US is withdrawing from the 2015 Paris climate agreement.

Not my president. Not my asshole. To the rest of the world, believe me, I'm sorrier than you are.

Jun/01
2017
I'd like to think "covfefe" was a typo caused by the message being sent prematurely as a grown-up wrested the phone away from him tiny hand...
May/31
2017

Dickhead Donald is a fucking moron.

Exhibit a: Leaving the Paris Accord will create jobs.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump has declared that abandoning the Paris climate agreement would be a victory for the American economy.

Many economists have big doubts

Like everything else, Dickhead is short on details. He just EXPECTS his underlings to make things work. Yeah that's great when the expectations are realistic and the worst that can happen is that someone loses a few million. It's not exactly the same when it's an entire nation and the future of the world, but hey, if Dickhead believes it, it must be true. Right tRumpanzees?

Exhibit b: Fuckhead can't even do a professional job of managing his own communications.

From being a sloppy slob with this cell phone to ignoring national security, Dickhead can't do ANYTHING that requires concentration. He doesn't care. He's having too much fun prancing about pretending he's in charge. The only thing he can do consistently is fuck things up, and after a certain point even that doesn't matter any more.

Out of desperation he's back to attacking Hillary because that's what made him popular in the first place. Go on Dickhead, keep going with the circuses because sooner or later we're all going to run out of bread.

May/31
2017

Dicks And Dickhead In Charge

Dicks are dope. They get all the perks. Like health care coverage for getting it up. Cunts, on the other hand, get nothing.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Women's groups are threatening to take the Trump administration to court after a leaked, draft regulation revealed a plan to let employers opt out of providing no-cost birth control to women for religious and moral reasons.

Like that? An employer can deem that women workers are "immoral" for wanting to prevent pregnancy. Forget the women who need contraception for their own health care, fuck them too. They're immoral for having hormone issues.

Really, not a surprise from a president who treats women like whores.

May/30
2017

He's certainly got the right key component: a sinister and mindlessly devoted loyalty to Dickhead.

The suspect accused of fatally stabbing two people on a train in Oregon, after they intervened in his alleged anti-Muslim rant, has appeared in court.

Jeremy Joseph Christian, 35, is facing charges of murder, attempted murder, intimidation, and possession of a weapon.

During his brief appearance, he shouted slogans such as: "You call it terrorism. I call it patriotism."[..]

he wrote: "If Donald Trump is the Next Hitler then I am joining his SS". (BB)

It's pretty ironic that Dickhead is condemning the attack, although not with any vehemence. This was the hatred that he fostered at his rallies and the people he cultivated to scream his name in the faces of non-whites. Killing in the name of tRump is still, surprisingly, a crime.

But probably not for long. I understand that Dickhead is looking to revamp his staff yet again. I'm sure there are some great positions open that hate-killer Jeremy would be a perfect fit for.

May/29
2017

When something is "secure" that means it's not made easily available to other people. Especially people who MIGHT be considered an enemy, from time to time. Last I checked we weren't handing out clearances to anyone in Russia, but then again I might just be misinformed.

Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly is on the defensive amid reports that the president's adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner had proposed a secret back channel between the Kremlin and the Trump transition team.

In interviews Sunday, Kelly said he didn't know whether the reports were true. But he said on "Fox News Sunday" that "any channel of communications back or otherwise with a country like Russia is a good thing."

Asked if such communications were a big deal, Kelly said: "any time you have channels of communication with a country, particularly one like Russia, I wouldn't criticize it."

On Saturday White House national security adviser H.R. McMaster suggested such communications might be typical, saying the back channel communications the administration has with a number of countries allow for "discreet" communication

1) "Any" channel of communication? What are we talking about, two tin cans and a string? Or maybe we're talking about someone who NEVER had a clearance before and doesn't understand the potential negative impact on national safety and security, as well as those of our allies? This isn't a fucking real estate deal (or maybe it is?) Dickhead Donald seems to be ok with sharing classified information, but the rest of the United States is not.

This, of course, is what happens when you have an ignorant, idiot with NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE trying to run a government. They can't.

2) Hey Kelly, if you wouldn't "criticize" Dickhead and his family just handing out classified information to foreign nationals then I'd say that's a pretty big red flag that you too aren't very qualified for your job.

And speaking of "not qualified", since Dickhead can't seem to make headway with people who DO know how a government should work, he's now going to commercialize the whitehouse by packing it with MORE ignorant people so he can have: a) more people to agree with him when he's wrong and then b) throw under the bus when anyone finds out.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is considering overhauling his White House staff and bringing back top campaign strategists, frustrated by what he views as his team's inability to contain the burgeoning crisis involving alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election.

Expanding teams of lawyers and experienced public relations hands are being recruited to deal with the drumbeat of new revelations about Moscow's interference and possible improper dealings with the Trump campaign and associates. The disclosures dogged the president during his first trip abroad since taking office and threaten to overwhelm and stall the agenda for his young administration.

Yes Dickhead, hire all the spin doctors you can. I'm sure the American People who are paying for this will love it. It's going to help you in the long run. Really.

May/28
2017

I used to doubt that I'd ever go to Florida for a holiday. I don't doubt any more.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- Lucy McBath is afraid many more people will die if Florida Gov. Rick Scott signs a bill making it harder to prosecute when people claim they commit violence in self-defense.[..]

The measure before Scott would effectively require a trial-before-a-trial whenever someone invokes self-defense, making prosecutors prove the suspect doesn't deserve immunity.

Scott hasn't revealed his intentions, but he's a National Rifle Association supporter, and this is an NRA priority.

Rick likes guns and, apparently, hates his citizens. In his world, or state if you prefer, the more dead Floridians, the better. Less welfare, less social services. Also less African-Americans since they're scary, which means they're shot more often by white people who can walk away after saying they were scared. It's pretty much that simple. Two people walk down the street, one dies after being shot by the other. There's only one story to be told, isn't there? Now kangaroo courts will rubber stamp any Caucasian who says "that black guy scared me" and justice will never see the light of day. And the NRA will use it as a new standard to sell more bullets.

Florida? Nah, I don't need to go there. Let them kill each other all they like. Maybe it'll make for less voters.