Oct/27
2017

It's pretty hard to imagine how horrible these people have to be, and wonder how they live with themselves.

HOUSTON (AP) -- A 10-year-old girl with cerebral palsy who entered the United States from Mexico without permission is potentially facing deportation after having to cross a Border Patrol checkpoint in South Texas for emergency gallbladder surgery, a family lawyer said Thursday.[..]

Gonzalez said Border Patrol agents allowed the girl and her cousin to pass, but followed the hospital vehicle taking them. At the hospital, agents stood by and refused to let Rosa Maria's relative close the door to their room so they could keep watch over the girl, Gonzalez said. And after the surgery was complete, agents stood ready to escort Rosa Maria to a federal facility for unaccompanied minors in the U.S. illegally, located another 140 miles away (225 kilometers) in San Antonio.

CBP isn't the one making an issue of this, I promise you, it's the local state and federal agencies who want to make an example of a humanitarian case. They want to prove that in tRumpmerica that compassion doesn't exist. That scheming wetbacks can't use their sick child to sneak into the country and as an excuse to stay.

You know what? There's no point in lambasting these evil shitbags. Because it's hard to surpass the level they've already achieved.

Good job guys. I'll bet your moms are real proud of you.

Oct/26
2017

It also means that the girl won't actually GET a trophy because, well, she cheated. By being a girl.

UXBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) -- A female high school student who had the best score at a boys' golf tournament in Massachusetts has been denied the trophy because she's a girl.

Lunenburg High School student Emily Nash's score of 75 at the Central Massachusetts Division 3 boys' golf tournament was better than the runner-up. But Nash wasn't awarded first place and won't advance to next week's state tournament because of a rule set by the Massachusetts Interscholastic Athletic Association.

The rule states that girls playing on a fall boys' team can't be entered in the Boys Fall Individual Tournament.

I imagine there's a girls tournament. Maybe. Of not at all. But who cares because no one actually THINKS a girl wants to play sports. I mean why the fuck would she?

Still it's awesome, 2017 and the person who wins the tournament gets disqualified because of their gender. I'm sure the BOY that got the trophy is real fucking proud.

Oct/25
2017

I'm entertained by the love being shown to Russia by the conservatives who USED to bandy the epithet "pinko-commie" around until Dickhead Donald declared them "our dear friends".

It doesn't make them any less evil.

Russia has vetoed a UN Security Council resolution extending the mandate of the only official mission investigating the use of chemical weapons in Syria. [..] Russia has rejected a separate report from UN human rights investigators blaming the Syrian government.

So here it is: Russia will use their political muscle to protect those who commit genocide and use chemical weapons against civilians. This is the "great russia" that Dickhead Donald has elevated to "friendship" status in the US.

Seriously, GOP voters who are celebrating our friendship with the former USSR, do you even HAVE any morals or common decency? Or do you all just suck tRump's dick and agree with whatever he says, blindly and faithfully?

Nope. Never mind. I know the answer to that.

There is no way to defend the use of chemical weapons against ANYone. Yet Russia will do so with no conscience whatsoever because it makes them money. Russia, Evil, tRump. Synonyms. End of story.

Oct/24
2017

Even the GOP is starting to lose their shit with this imbecile.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- A pair of senators from President Donald Trump's own Republican Party blistered him with criticism Tuesday in a dramatic day of denunciation that laid bare a GOP at war with itself. Jeff Flake of Arizona declared he would not be "complicit" with Trump and announced his surprise retirement, while Bob Corker of Tennessee declared the president "debases our nation" with constant untruths and name-calling.

Of course Dickhead, like a horribly spoiled child, LOVES the attention, ADORES the opportunity to malign people who have established themselves as veteran politicians with credentials he can't even dream of, is ENTHRALLED with the opportunity to create even more distractions from the problems that are plaguing him.

True, not all GOP feel this way, some are quite happy to dance as tRump fiddles in front of the American conflagration.

Washington (CNN)House Republicans announced a probe into the circumstances surrounding the sale of a uranium mining company to Russia's Atomic Energy Agency, Rosatom, that was approved by the Obama administration in 2010.

The deal had to be approved by the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States, a committee that is composed of representatives from several US government agencies, including the State Department, which at the time was led by Secretary Hillary Clinton.

Yes! Distraction! Find something, find ANYTHING. Reopen Hillary's emails! Libya! Whatever you can find!

Yaaaawn. Old.

Oct/23
2017

There IS no minimum age at which it is illegal for a minor to be married. Although some states require parental consent, if a parent is selling that child into sexual slavery, they CAN do so in EVERY state.

Why do third world nations like El Salvador, Malawi and Tanzania have laws setting a minimum age for marriage and the US doesn't?

Because the US is NOT the first world nation it pretends to be. It is emotionally and politically on par with repressive nations like Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia where women are still burdensome property that need to be herded like cattle and bred like them too.

Oct/22
2017

Murder Insurance

The NRA has effectively acknowledged that owning a gun increases the risk of causing death, often the death of an innocent person. In fact the risk is so prevalent they've actually figured out a way to make money off the risk of "accidental" murder. By selling insurance.

ATLANTA (AP) -- The National Rifle Association is offering insurance for people who shoot someone, stirring criticism from gun-control advocates who say it could foster more violence and give gun owners a false sense of security to shoot first and ask questions later.

Some are calling it "murder insurance," and say that rather than promoting personal responsibility and protection, it encourages gun owners to take action and not worry about the consequences. And, they say, it's being marketed in a way that feeds on the nation's racial divisions.

Neat huh? Pay us and we'll keep a lawyer on retainer for you, so shoot, shoot, shoot to kill and don't worry about the consequences because we've got your back (depending, of course, on the quality of your insurance plan.

Carry Guard insurance was launched this past spring by the NRA. Rates range from $13.95 a month for up to $250,000 in civil protection and $50,000 in criminal defense to a "gold plus" policy that costs $49.95 a month and provides up to $1.5 million in civil protection and $250,000 in criminal defense.

So buy all the guns, buy all the bullets. And use them. Kill like you've never killed before. Gosh I can hardly wait for another "lone wolf" massacre, one where the murderer has insurance. Then at least the NRA will be forced to prove they're Emperor Palpatine behind the Sith-gun nuts.

Oct/21
2017

You Can't Be A GOP Feminist

In fact the GOP doesn't even have "feminism" in it's vocabulary. But they do have "cunt" in it (e.g, Ann Cunter.)

The survey, released Wednesday by the Pew Research Center , found a sharp partisan divide on several questions related to gender equality.

According to Pew, Democrats are largely dissatisfied with the nation's progress on this issue - 69 percent say the U.S. hasn't gone far enough when it comes to giving women equal rights. Among Republicans, 54 percent say things are about right; only 26 percent say the country has more work to do.

Do American men have easier lives than women? Another big partisan gap: 49 percent of Democrats say this is true, compared to 19 percent of Republicans.[..] Fatima Goss Graves, president of the National Women's Law Center, said Pew's findings "reflect the current polarized public debate that has only been inflamed by the Trump administration." (AP)

I've called the GOP the party of Woman-Hate for a while now, it has little to do with their poster-boy Dickhead Donald being elected, it's merely an apt description of a coalition of people, men and women both, who don't want women to succeed. Thus it comes as no surprise that the GOP think women HAVE achieved all they need and HAVE succeeded while liberals lament harassment, abuse, and overall lack of representation of women at the top ranks of society.

See in GOP land, just having clothes, food and shoes IS their definition of success for a woman, and women should NOT aspire to anything more. To them it's not about "equality", lord-fucking-no, it's about lawsuits. Our society is "successful" at women's issues if a woman can't successfully litigate against the barriers that stand between her and advancement. This explains, of course, the vitriolic reaction to fairness when it comes to birth control, because the one thing a woman MUST have in order to succeed is the ability to control when she can get pregnant. Enabling this control is just what the GOP doesn't want, because if women were to truly equal, in numbers in the government, in power in business, in respect in the press a whole lot of things would be very different: guns, healthcare, discrimination.

The worst part is the women who support this agenda, willing to believe that all society should be male dominated, and unwilling to trust their own judgement and to hate other women who believe in themselves. Those are the bitches who truly deserve the hate. It's one thing to apathetic about your own future, it's quite another to ignore the impact on future generations of women. For that there is no quarter and no pardon.

To GOP women: you want to be a dick-sucking slave? Fine, go ahead. But don't condemn all women to that role just because you're incapable of standing up for yourself. Fuck you cunts. Fuck you to hell.

Oct/20
2017

She's illegal and 17. She doesn't want to be pregnant. But the US Government demands that she have the baby, even if she doesn't want to. If the person in question were male, he could get medical care, but as a female she's being denied that care because the christian nation of states demands a woman's servitude to her uterus.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- An appeals court is blocking, for now, an abortion sought by a pregnant 17-year-old immigrant being held in a Texas facility, ruling that the government should have time to try to release her so she can obtain the abortion outside of federal custody.

A three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia issued its ruling Friday hours after arguments from lawyers for the Trump administration and the teenager. The court ruled 2-1 that the government should have until Oct. 31 to release the girl into the custody of a sponsor, such as an adult relative in the United States. If that happens, she could obtain an abortion if she chooses. If she isn't released, the case can go back to court.

The judge who dissented wrote that the court's ruling means the teen will be forced to continue an unwanted pregnancy for "multiple more weeks."

A big part is that she's being held in Texas. At 15 weeks, the state is hoping to stall and litigate until she gets to 20 weeks at which point the state will refuse any services at all.

So how, in 2017, is a woman being FORCED to be pregnant against her will? This is some islamic state shit right here. First world nations respect a woman's authority over her own body, but the US, with its back-assward politics of hate, repression and aggression against women seems to celebrate misogyny and violence against women. Sponsored by the GOP.

There was a time, long ago, when women were the ones who kept the concepts of religion alive. At a certain point men resented this and power was not just stripped from women, but they were vilified as the source of evil. In the US as in Pakistan, the only celebrated woman is the subservient woman, one that not just knows her place but willingly suffers for her man and family. Donning pink pussy ears and protesting a symbol of repression being elevated to the spokesperson of the nation is NOT part of that agenda, it is NOT acceptable and NOT tolerated. As a result GOP fuckwads have come down harder and more aggressively against women, the poorer and weaker the easier and better the target.

Until we have a 17 year old in prison being forced to have a baby because she was guilty of being a woman.

Oct/19
2017

Even prior presidents are aghast.

Speaking just hours earlier in New York, Mr Bush said: "Bigotry seems emboldened. Our politics seems more vulnerable to conspiracy theories and outright fabrication.

"There are some signs that the intensity of support for democracy itself has waned - especially among the young." (BBC)

I have no problem flipping the bird at people who have tRump stickers on their car. I have no problem being rude to anyone who still supports this imbecile. It USED to be the exclusive purview of the right, being rude, being crude, being intimidating. Personally I'd like to thank Dickhead Donald from liberating me from the aesthetic of politeness, removing the veneer of civility which I felt was due my peers.

Gloves are off now bitches. But then again, if you read this regularly, you've probably noticed that.

Oct/18
2017

Yep, nothing says "I love you" more than a bullet.

CLEVELAND (AP) — A suburban Cleveland man has pleaded guilty to fatally shooting his daughter while she slept, saying he believed she disrespected his rules by coming home late and not cleaning her room.

Jamal Mansour, of Rocky River, pleaded guilty Tuesday to involuntary manslaughter and felonious assault and has been sentenced to 22 years in prison. The 64-year-old dad earlier pleaded not guilty to charges including aggravated murder in 27-year-old Tahani Mansour’s death last year.

Cleveland.com reports Mansour says he believed his daughter didn’t respect his house rules. Prosecutors say Mansour told investigators he grabbed a gun, thinking she would “respect” that.

I'm guessing Jamal would probably agree that not having easy access to a gun when you're pissed off is probably a good thing. Who spends 27 years raising their child only to kill them over a messy room and questionable curfew? No sane person does, but the problem is when you're pissed you're NOT sane and parenting with a gun is NEVER a good idea, no matter how old the kid is.

So he wanted her to "respect" him eh? Well it's pretty hard to say he was successful with that. I suppose he could have it engraved on her tombstone though...

Oct/17
2017

Oh The Humanity

Someone was watching a re-run of WKRP in Cincinnati...

YELLVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- The Federal Aviation Administration says it will check to see whether any laws or regulations were broken when a low-flying pilot dropped live turkeys onto an Arkansas festival over the weekend.

Of course on the WKRP it ended with "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Both reality and sitcom reality ended about the same...

Several birds were dropped Saturday and then chased by festival-goers.

Well maybe the turkeys in this case aren't hitting the ground like "sacks of wet cement" but it definitely didn't go as well as planned. Most Turkey's are pretty big and can get pretty pissed (if they're not dropped from 2000 feet in the air.)

Oct/16
2017

He's just an asshole.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- For U.S. presidents, meeting the families of military personnel killed in war is about as wrenching as the presidency gets. President Donald Trump's suggestion Monday that his predecessors fell short in that duty brought a visceral reaction from those who witnessed those grieving encounters.

"He's a deranged animal," Alyssa Mastromonaco, a former deputy chief of staff to President Barack Obama, tweeted about Trump. With an expletive, she called Trump's statement in the Rose Garden a lie.

Trump said in a news conference he had written letters to the families of four soldiers killed in an Oct. 4 ambush in Niger and planned to call them, crediting himself with taking extra steps in honoring the dead properly. "Most of them didn't make calls," he said of his predecessors. He said it's possible that Obama "did sometimes" but "other presidents did not call."

The record is plain that presidents reached out to families of the dead and to the wounded, often with their presence as well as by letter and phone. The path to Walter Reed and other military hospitals, as well as to the Dover, Delaware, Air Force Base where the remains of fallen soldiers are often brought, is a familiar one to Obama, George W. Bush and others.

Everything to be taken credit belongs to him, every bit of blame belongs to others. There is nothing human, fair, intelligent, empathic, or presidential about this shitbag. Deranged cunts, like Teresa Ledesma, somehow think that a person who is as far away as humanly possible from their god has been chosen, without for one moment reading their own biblical description of the anti-christ.

"He's not perfect, but his heart is in the right place," said summit-attendee Teresa Ledesma, a health industry worker from Lansing, Michigan. "We believe him to be God's champion. God needed a fighter, someone who was unapologetic. He's gone into the lion's den for us." (BBC)

That's right Teresa, let's see what god thinks when you get sick and there's no health insurance. Let's see what god thinks when you support someone who demeans, denies and denigrates the people he's supposed to represent. Let's see what god thinks when he and his family get richer as American's fight, starve and kill each other. Here, let me help you bitch.

The coming of the lawless one is apparent in the working of Satan, who uses all power, signs, lying wonders, and every kind of wicked deception for those who are perishing, because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion, leading them to believe what is false, so that all who have not believed the truth but took pleasure in unrighteousness will be condemned.

That describes tRump. No one else.

Oct/15
2017

For more information, contact Larry Flynt...

WASHINGTON (AP) — Pornography publisher Larry Flynt is offering “up to $10 million” to anyone who produces information that leads to President Donald Trump’s impeachment and removal from office.

Of course we KNOW Russia has pr0n pics, the question is... do they really need 10 million? Stay tuned!

Oct/14
2017

Suck It Bitches

You made your bed, now you get to fucking sleep in it. Enjoy.

President Donald Trump's decision to end a provision of the Affordable Care Act that was benefiting roughly 6 million Americans helps fulfill a campaign promise, but it also risks harming some of the very people who helped him win the presidency.

Nearly 70 percent of those benefiting from the so-called cost-sharing subsidies live in states Trump won last November, according to an analysis by The Associated Press. The number underscores the political risk for Trump and his party, which could end up owning the blame for increased costs and chaos in the insurance marketplace.

Poor and stupid, gullible and religious. You thought this was what "god" wanted right? Well, now you're going to find out what god REALLY wanted: for you to think for yourself.

Here's a hint: if it sounds too good to be true... it probably is.

Oct/13
2017

It's like a kid holding a molotov cocktail in front of a house on fire who says "Wasn't me..."

WASHINGTON (AP) -- In a brash move likely to roil insurance markets, President Donald Trump will "immediately" halt payments to insurers under the Obama-era health care law he has been trying to unravel for months.

Before sunrise Friday morning, Trump went on Twitter to urge Democrats to make a deal: "The Democrats ObamaCare is imploding," he wrote. "Massive subsidy payments to their pet insurance companies has stopped. Dems should call me to fix!"

So much for the guy who blamed previous presidents for overreach and abuse of power. Using his executive powers to move unilaterally against congress AND the nation is clearly not what america wants. It IS however what people elected, with or without the Russian Koolaid.

So what's next? Well, Dickhead's favorite big-stick of course, the courts. I predict everyone will sue everyone else, the insurers, the states, individuals, the feds and at the top of the chaos, at the pinnacle of the get sucking sound of money flowing into the pockets of the lawyers, Dickhead will be sitting and cackling like a crazed Caligula flinging insults like a money throws poo. Yes it's EVERYONE else's fault: the Dems, the GOP, the poor, prior administrations, the young, the elderly and everyone alive, dead or imaginary.

Dickhead doesn't govern. Dickhead focuses on whatever aggravates him at the moment. He has no empathy, no managerial skills, no ability whatsoever to act as a leader. What he IS good at it jerking himself off all over everyone and everything and then laughing at their pain and discomfort.

It's his world, we just have the misery of living in it. And for those who won't be able to afford their health care soon, there won't even be that.

Oct/12
2017

Don't throw out those coat hangars ladies, you're going to need 'em again.

Oct. 6 (UPI) -- The Trump administration formally removed a federal health provision requiring employers to provide coverage for birth control, Health and Human Services announced Friday.

Companies are required under the Affordable Care Act to offer their employees health coverage that covers contraception. Under the new rules, companies and insurers need only cite a moral or religious objection in order to opt out of the Obama-era federal rule requiring birth control be covered for free for all women.

Once again, women's health is now a pawn in the ongoing fundamenalization of the US. Conservatives and GOP shitbag teaming together to make a woman's body state property. No longer should a woman have affordable access to birthcontrol, and instead of family planning being HER decision, it's now the right and privilege of her employer.

Women are, in other words, still chattel and the companies that they work for OWN their bodies.

Men, of course, can get a discount to get their dick hard whenever they like. THAT is fully covered.

Being a woman in tRump'merica is getting more and more dismal, being pushed further and further into the past by a guy who not just objectifies women, but treats them with less respect than women get in third world countries.

"The Trump administration is forcing women to pay for their boss's religious beliefs," said ACLU senior staff attorney Brigitte Amiri. "We're filing this lawsuit because the federal government cannot authorize discrimination against women in the name of religion or otherwise."

Oct/11
2017

Because not shaving your legs and, more importantly, NOT CARING about NOT SHAVING is totally a reason to threaten someone with rape.

Swedish model, Arvida Byström, says she's received rape threats after posing for an advert with hairy legs.

The 26-year-old featured in an Adidas campaign promoting a new brand of trainers. She received dozens of abusive messages after the advert was released on YouTube. In an Instagram post, which is getting more and more attention, she says she was also threatened with rape in direct messages on social media. (BBC)

As a woman, if you're fat, you need to be raped. If you're hairy you need to be raped. If you prefer men or no sex at all, you need to be raped. If you stand up against a misogynist asshole president, you need to be raped. If you speak out against misogyny at all you need to be raped. In a third world country if you don't want to be married before your 13th birthday or want an education you need to be raped.

Rape seems to be the solution to everything when it comes to women who are confident and determined. The threat of rape is still socially acceptable, even in first world countries. It's something kids bandy about in high school, alongside pixie sticks and heart emojis.

Rape, physical and verbal abuse of women. It's what all the cool kids, like Dickhead Donald like to joke about. Because hey, it's only "locker room talk" right? Because that makes it totally ok...