May/16
2017

Even Hitler had women who supported and aided his mission of murder and oppression, thus it's no surprise that there are women willing to turn a blind eye on Dickhead Donald's misogyny and hate for their own personal glory.

Trumpslut 1: Kunty Kara McCullough

Asked during Sunday's pageant in Las Vegas whether healthcare was a privilege or a right, Miss McCullough said: "I'm definitely going to say it's a privilege."

She added: "As a government employee, I'm granted healthcare and I see first hand that for one to have healthcare, you need to have jobs.(BBC)

Basically dying is for the poor, because only the rich should be able to afford to see a doctor. And this is Miss USA of today speaking. Of course Trumpanzees are delighted to hear her spouting "kill the poor" rhetoric, and are leaping to defend her as being "correct". Somehow this doesn't quite align with what are commonly touted as "good Christain" beliefs, but then we all know that the right loves the religious label but has zero interest in the actual meaning.

Trumpslut 2: Cheating, Husband Stealing Callista Gingrich

Because who wouldn't want an avowed adulterer as the US rep to Christianity?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Trump administration has approached the wife of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich to be the next U.S. ambassador to the Vatican

Well she's blonde, ambitious and probably gives good head. Too bad none of those are actual qualifications for representing a nation.

Yes Trumpsluts, demonstrating that looks and no brains IS the road to riches in the current political climate. I guess those would be the only women who could openly support a dickhead like donald.

May/15
2017

Let's look at some of the "success" the GOP is lauding themselves for.

Congressional Republicans anxious to show voters they can get something done are hailing their reversal of more than a dozen Obama-era regulations on guns, the internet and the environment.(AP)

  1. Women can get less services at Planned Parenthood, because smaller government means more intrusion into private decisions regarding her most private parts
  2. More chemical runoff from mining will be allowed, because who needs clean water? That shit comes out of a bottle right?
  3. Your wireless company can go right back to selling your private data so you can get more harassing calls and solicitations
  4. The mentally disabled can buy guns

Yes, undoing legislation designed to protect citizens is what the GOP is about. Protecting people from pollution is BAD for business and that's the bottom line.

"I am almost speechless when I think about the success," said Sen. Jim Inhofe, R-Okla

It's like watching a jealous child smashing a sandcastle, they're overjoyed at the "difference" they made, mainly because they aren't capable of making their own.

May/14
2017

No One Can Keep Up

Mainly because everyone else in that office got their jobs based on skill and experience. In a nutshell, Dickhead Donald is not only nutso but making everyone ELSE nutso trying to keep up.

President Donald Trump is contradicting previous White House explanations for the firing of James Comey as FBI director.

Trump says in an interview with NBC News that he had planned to fire Comey all along, regardless of the recommendations of top Justice Department officials.

Initially the White House cited a Justice Department memo criticizing Comey's handling of last year's investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails as the impetus for Trump's decision.[..]

President Donald Trump says his busy schedule makes it "not possible" for his staff to speak at the podium with "perfect accuracy."

Trump on Friday defended the struggle by his administration to come up with a consistent timeline and rationale for the abrupt firing of FBI Director James Comey this week.

Trump tweeted, "As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!" (AP)

So here's the "strategy": Say whatever pops into your head. Tell others to say it. When asked about the same topic later say something else. Let others deal with the contradiction, and enjoy their pain and discomfort as they scramble to keep up.

You know the real winner in this mess are the doctors and pharma companies who are going to make a shit-ton of money off the meds everyone will be taking just to keep their day job. My question is: when will stupid supporters get tired themselves of trying to keep up?

May/13
2017

Remember that guy who said he's put america first and bring the Chinese lion to heel? Well he's that guy in action...

The US and China have reached a 10-point trade deal that opens the Chinese market to US credit rating agencies and credit card companies.

Under the deal, China will also lift its ban on US beef imports and accept US shipments of liquefied natural gas.

In return, Chinese cooked chicken will be allowed into the US market and Chinese banks can enter the US market. (BBC)

That's right, he sure showed THEM. They're going to open banks right here in the US and have to deal with American's trying to save money! Ha! Good fucking luck. American's don't save, they don't make ENOUGH to fucking save. Plus there's all those lovely loans so they can buy bigger houses and cars than they can afford.

Good thing all those Frank Dodd laws are being repealed, too. That way when the Chinese banks go to hell along with ours they can suck at the government titty like everyone else. Because "too big to fail" and all that shit.

Yeah, I'm sure all those heartlanders can't fucking WAIT to open their accounts at the National Bank of China! Move over Canada, here comes the Big Eggroll!

May/12
2017

More Nixon Than Nixon

But really, Nixon did it better.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Raging against a political firestorm, President Donald Trump on Friday shot a sharp warning at his ousted FBI director about possible "tapes" of their disputed private conversations, raising the provocative possibility that recording devices have been installed in the White House.

Not even waiting for someone else to bring up the notion of "tapes" Dickhead is all over it. Because he wants to be first. Loudest. Angriest. Everything-est.

He's the Great Autistic President, someone who can't stand peace and quiet. Doesn't understand civility. Can't get through the day without infuriating someone while at the same time lavishing compliments on those clearly subordinate to him. I know this behavior very well because I grew up with it. It's called bipolar. It's best for everyone if medication is applied. But if it can't? The the second best option is to stay the fuck away.

Shit. Why couldn't he want to be Elvis?

May/11
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Thursday launching a commission to review alleged voter fraud and voter suppression in the U.S. election system, three White House officials said.

Distractions only work so well, so choose them carefully or they may just backfire on you. And your party.

May/11
2017

" Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe disagrees with the White House suggestion that it's a low priority of the FBI to investigate Russian interference in the election and potential Trump campaign collusion." (AP)

Run for it Andy! Run!

May/11
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump says his White House may be "combative." And he says it could be his fault.

Qu'elle Surprise.

May/10
2017

GOP Continues War On Women

You know they keep saying they aren't trying to marginalize, impoverish, enslave and malign women as an entire gender but then shit like this keeps happening.

CONCORD, N.H. (AP) -- A New Hampshire legislator under fire for creating a misogynistic online forum said Tuesday he doesn't hate women or condone rape, and he believes it's a waste of lawmakers' time to dig into his past comments.[..] The hearing was prompted by recent revelations that Fisher created a Reddit forum called "The Red Pill," which bills itself as a discussion of sexual strategies for men. Fisher admitted Tuesday that he is the user who appears to have created the site, but he denied a Monday story prominently displayed on The Daily Beast website saying he still moderates it.

In one Red Pill post, users debate whether "every woman wants to be attractive enough to be raped." Discussions also have degraded women's intelligence and decried feminism as a societal problem."

Yes that's the RED pill, as in GOP red. The GOP solution to women is: objectify, dehumanize, dis-empower. Women want to be raped? Feminism is a social problem and the cure is... grabbing them by the pussy? Well that's not what the party line wants women to believe, unless you look at the laws backed by that party and the statements their lawmakers keep making.

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) - An Alaska lawmaker who set off a firestorm by suggesting women try to get pregnant for a "free trip to the city" for abortions is a military veteran and first-year representative with a reputation for being outspoken in his conservative beliefs.

The new healthcare laws removes a mandate that birthcontrol is a basic right that should be covered, it removes funding for women's health organizations that do far more than just provide abortion services. Other new laws in Red Pill states makes it a crime for a woman to have an abortion over 20 weeks. Still others roll back rights for moms, support for leave and freedom from having your employers religious views imposed on workers.

This is the truth of how the GOP empowers women, there's no denying they do support women's rights... right back to the stone age. Only the stone age was more progressive...

May/09
2017

Introducing, once again, Texas, one of the shittiest, stupidest, most ignorant hate-state in the union.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- State-funded adoption agencies backing Texas legislation that would sanction the rejection of prospective parents on religious grounds freely admit they already routinely deny non-Christian, gay, and unmarried applicants because they are wary of their beliefs or lifestyle.

Texas currently discriminates against potential adoptive parents who aren't white or christian or straight enough with total impunity. What they're afraid of is that the federal government will prevent their state-sponsored hate by insisting on the application of federal laws. So Texas wants to enshrine it's hate in law, under the guise of "protecting children" by denying them loving homes or parents that won't shove christianity and heterosexuality down kids throats.

Texas. The Shit Bag state. Yay!

Can we give it back to Mexico yet? Would they even take it?

May/09
2017

What Loyalty?

After handing tRump the election Comey gets his just desserts. With both barrels.

The White House shocked Washington by announcing that James Comey "has been terminated and removed from office". (BBC)

Wonder how that's going to inspire the rest of the team eh?

May/09
2017

Ok, Stupid Slut DeVos needs to go.

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos reiterated her push for school choice during an annual education technology conference in Utah Tuesday, comparing the issue to being able to switch between phone service providers.

She said there are many great cell phone companies, but people have the option to pick which one they want to use.

Because your kid's future is EXACTLY the same thing as your cell phone bill. Gods what a stupid twat. There's really no explaining to a billionaire bitch why we need public education. So why bother? It's going to be more asinine drivel for another 3+ years. Next!

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas lawmakers are advancing a proposal to license family immigrant detention centers as child care providers.

The state Senate voted 20-11 Tuesday to give preliminary approval to a bill that would allow Texas to license two family lockdowns, despite a past state court ruling that such facilities do not meet minimum requirements to care for kids. The measure would enable detention facilities to hold families for prolonged stays, which advocates say could physically and psychologically harm children.

Yes, Texas found another way to help their prisons earn money! By incarcerating whole families and then claiming credits as child care. Imagine, what a great way for kids to learn and grow, behind bars in a cement box.

America the loathesome. It's not a great time or place to be a kid.

May/08
2017

Apparently in Tennessee "equality" is only natural when it pertains to heterosexual couples. Even if the law states differently.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Four married lesbian couples expecting children through artificial insemination are suing over a new Tennessee law that requires using the "natural and ordinary meaning" of words in state law.

I have no idea what the fuck "natural and ordinary" means. Basically it sounds like it could mean anything a person wanted it to. Not really a good, clear and fair way to implement laws. One person's "natural and ordinary" can mean something quite different than someone else's. In my world "spouse" doesn't have gender context, in trump-merca it means a neat loophole to discriminate.

Making shit up isn't really legal, but it won't stop the GOP from wasting taxpayer time and money on rhetorical arguments for the sake of getting re-elected.

May/07
2017

You know that moment when you realize that you can't argue with the other person because their fundamental premise is bogus? Well that's this moment right here...

Rep. Raul Labrador of Idaho drew sharp criticism and booing at a town hall Friday for his response to an attendee who expressed worry that the House bill would hurt Medicaid recipients.

The woman in Lewiston said: "You are mandating people on Medicaid to accept dying."

Labrador, who is a member of the conservative House Freedom Caucus, responded: "That line is so indefensible. Nobody dies because they don't have access to health care." (AP)

Yes that's right, in the GOP mindset EVERYONE has healthcare, mainly because it's something that those representatives never, ever had to do without. Thus the notion of people dying without healthcare is lost to them, they literally have no idea what it means at all.

But hey, they voted for him right? Caveat, motherfucking, Emptor folks, caveat fucking emptor. Next be more choosy with your vote maybe?

May/06
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- FBI Director says he thought concealing discovery of new Clinton emails before election would have been 'catastrophic'

The rest of the sentence reads as follows: "... for securing his place in history."

Comey saw a chance to become a kingmaker. So he did. It had nothing to do with right or wrong or anything else. It was just ego and opportunity. I sincerely doubt he'll ever regret what he did, mainly because it keeps people talking about him. Kind of like a bastard-baby tRump.

May/05
2017

President Money Bags

That's HIS money, not yours thank you. Who the fuck cares if YOU were the one that earned it?

president Donald Trump has stated repeatedly that he wants to cut the federal budget. But that might not apply to his travel budget, which continues to grow as he treks between the White House and his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Fla., nearly every weekend.

So far, Trump’s travel to his private Florida club has cost taxpayers an estimated $20 million in his first 80 days in the White House, putting the new president on a trajectory in his first year in office to surpass former President Barack Obama’s total travel expenses over eight years, CNN reported.

Like that? Dickhead Donald is draining the swamp, right into his own pocket. Each trip costs US $1.2 million a pop. And he's not afraid to spend, spend, spend!

So, how's that populist president working out for ya 'eh? Feeling rich yet?

May/04
2017

You know there actually IS an upside to the whole GOP killing off their constituents by denying them health care. Dead people can't FUCKING VOTE.

To anyone who is going to be "surprised" by how hard, how costly, how uninsurable their life becomes that voted for repealing the ACA? I can only laugh.

I think that's like the entire state of Mississippi right?