Nov/03
2005
Imagine that I have a life-like, flesh colored dildo - only the size of a Louisville Slugger. Next imagine that I have the freedom to walk up to the fuck-tards of the world and slap them with this oversized, silicon penis right to the head. Great, now you have the image - this is my list of candidates for cock-saultification in no particular order.... Lets begin: 1. Herr Bush - for Stupidity, Selfishness, Arrogance, Ignorance, a complete inability to make use of the English language without major assistance. 2. The Pope - for saying stupid things like "Large families are great, have more babies!" without thinking about overpopulation, starvation, ignorance and disease. 3. People with anti-abortion stickers on their cars - for being self-righteous assholes with no understanding of what it means to be a pregnant high school student with an abusive parent. 4. Fundamentalists of any sort - for being so goddamn ignorant that they actually can BELIEVE the obvious bullshit their uneducated and manipulative clergy dish out. 5. Everyone in Texas who still believes that it's better to have their idiot in office than someone who might actually do the job right. 6. People who support Walmart - for being too damn lazy to find what they need at smaller stores before they're driven out of business. 7. Anyone who ever was drunk/drugged and drove - for putting other people's life at risk due to your own stupidity. 8. The Israelis and Palestinians - for acting like infants and never figuring out how to get along. 9. Jack Thompson - for not killing himself immediately. 10. The fuel industry - for fucking raping people at the pumps, making record profits then getting government funding for "hurricane disasters". You bastards have no fucking conscience.
Nov/02
2005
In their vain attempt to combat piracy, many media companies have resorted to a large number of underhanded and complex protection methodologies. For the most part, it has been totally ineffective. Not just a little bit. Totally ineffective. Mostly because the industry simply doesn’t understand that the problem is entirely of its own making. The consumers are pissed off after years of obvious overcharging. Regardless of motivation, the industry has resorted to a number of draconian measures to try to prevent people from ripping them off. This particular rant is about one particular method employed by Sony Music. In an attempt to protect it’s music, it releases CDs with a copy protection software built in. If you run it on your computer, you have to use the provided media player. Along with that media player, you get a special prize. Oh, and what a prize it is. In order to explain it, I have to get a bit technical, but I’ll try not to delve too deeply because the technical details aren’t really the needed to understand the anger. Basically, the CD installs software on your computer. Not shocking, I know. But it installs TWO pieces of software. The first is the player. The second, is the bonus. This part hides itself in your system. Literally. It hides itself from everything. The directory it’s in is hidden from nearly all examination. It doesn’t show up in process lists. Your OS doesn’t realize its running. What does it do? Hard to say. But it’s badly coded, that’s for sure. First off, it scans your process list eight times a second. It’s eating up about 1-2% of an average PC’s CPU, while NOT reporting that to the process list. I’m assuming it’s to see if you’re doing something to rip music. Second, in its attempt to conceal itself, it opens several problem areas that could cause a driver to execute code outside of its memory allocation, which is potentially a ‘very bad thing’™. Third, it doesn’t just hack into your OS. It goes further and buries into the safe-mode calls. So if there IS a problem, it is impossible to get past. Reformat. Fourth, it has some very funny ideas about its importance. For example, it hacks into your CD drive and places itself above the imapi driver, which has the net effect of making it so that if you do find the code and delete it without knowing what it does (or thinking rightly that it is a rootkit that is illegally installed on your computer), it removes your CD-Rom drive. When the hacker who discovered it really pried into the deep coding, it claimed it was a “Plug and Play Device Manager”, which is totally incorrect. The gist of all this is that it’s very well hidden, very determined not to be removed, and very badly coded. The problem is that when it hacked in new ways to conceal software on your computer, it opens up hooks for less ethical (than the RIAA? HA!) hackers to exploit the code to conceal malicious code. The EULA doesn’t mention any of this hidden software, nor is there any typical method of removing said software. Short of being a real hardcore XP guru, you’re more or less screwed. At no point did the software readily identify its purpose or intentions. So, how much is that crappy $15 CD worth to you now? Funniest part? The full CD can be gotten off LimeWire in less than 10 minutes. Good fucking game.
Nov/02
2005

Apocalypse Now

It’s the end of the world!!! Stock up on food, and water! Grab your guns and boxes of ammo! Wait… What? Ok, I know, I know… I’m once again attack the religious nutcases out there. But flipping through the radio I discovered this talk radio asshole that I was simply incapable of turning off. I have no idea what he normally talks about, but it didn’t sound like a religious show. Just a 7am morning radio guy. Today’s topic was the end of the world. Apparently, all the tsunami’s and hurricanes are signs that God is preparing the world for the apocalypse. Especially when you combine that with a war in the Holy land, and the avian flu and any number of other idiotic reasons. Ok fine… you have your reasons for deciding that God has decided that the end times are nigh and He will smite the earth. In doing so, you believe that He will rescue the saved ones and damn the rest to eternal suffering. Ok, good. Let’s assume you’re right. Why do you need a gun? Or water and food for that matter? Planning on shooting the devil? Or taking potshots at angels? I mean… come here. It’s the END of the WORLD. Not ‘Anarchy in the UK’. If you believe your deity is all powerful and has decided to destroy the universe… why do you believe your shotgun matters? I mean, when your talking about planetary destruction, a little bit of buckshot seems awfully ineffective.
Nov/02
2005
So Prince Big-Nose and Duchess Horse-Face are visiting the US. Well really, who the fuck cares (title repeat). That's a statement, not a question. The press, in yet another distract-the-public-from-real-issues maneuver, has decided to bark at the heels of the Royal-dinosaurs from across the ocean. So the fuck what. Oh there will be lively discussion on what Camilla is wearing (what she really needs is a brown bag). And probably more focus on the culinary efforts of the new whitehouse chef. Personally I think that's fucking wonderful - we're handing out MRE's to the hurricane victims and the president get's fucking 5 star meals for him and his guests (feed THEM the damn MRE's and send the chef out to cook for the voters). So they made a pilgrimage to NYC to view the crater. So what. Is this going to be an international ritual now? Foreign dignitaries go to the US to view the remains of the twin towers to win over public sympathy ("oh look, they really care..")? What's the damn point - I don't see Americans and Europeans going to Hiroshima or Nagasaki. So this is evidence of more "we're not here for any reason other than self-aggrandizement" on their part. In the end the whole - 'follow the royals' thing is little more than a "remember Diana" theme. The news has already bluntly stated that this is a test to see how well ol'Schnozzle-puss and Duchess of apricot-face can overcome the American sympathy for the beatified Princess. In the end it's still who-the-fuck-cares. I hope they hurry up and leave, they're wasting valuable news space.
Oct/28
2005
The pledge; the pledge; the pledge. What to do about that pledge? No, I’m not about to go off on the ‘under god’ bit. More like, everything else. Growing up, I recited the Pledge of Allegiance 180 times a year, for thirteen years, from kindergarten until 12th grade. Or at least, that is the theory. In actuality I stopped saying the words at all before 6th grade. The one time I was told to do so in middle school, I flat out refused. I got in trouble, but it was worth it. It’s not that I don’t love my country or anything. It simply that I don’t find the rote regurgitation of its words to have any value. They should. But they way they were put forth in school took all meaning from them and turned it into a monotonous daily droning. The first time they told me to say the words, I was five years old. I didn’t know what they heck I was doing or why I was doing it. I didn’t even start to understand what it meant for years. Once I did though, I started having a problem with it. I love my country. But I think the mumbling stumbling repetitious way we teach our children to honor it is despicable. It doesn’t enforce any kind of loyalty or respect for our country. By the time most kids understand the words, those words have already lost all meaning after years and years of cold, unemotional, and trite recitation. You can’t teach a pledge and not explain what it means. And the kids can’t understand it when they’re five. They can’t understand what is great about this country and why they should pledge allegiance to it. Maybe the idea is just to brainwash it into the heads of our youth, but I think the message is far more powerful if they let it stand on its own. The pledge is meaningless if it's not understood and done willingly.
Oct/27
2005
As much as we like to believe that truth and honesty will prevail, you can't reach adulthood without realizing that it's a complete lie. I believe in part that's why we have religion, because people ~need~ to believe that someday, somehow, someway there will be a reward for basically being a sucker. Yes, on a very personal level it's probably easier to be honest, trustworthy and all that crap with people you need or are compelled to trust. But this isn't a rant about personal honesty, it's a rant about the value of standing up for what you believe in. And my point is simple, if you have the chance to "make a difference", to defy the big dogs and "take a stand".... just don't fucking do it or you'll suffer. At best they might make a movie about you some day, but that's pretty fucking useless if you're dead or living under a bridge sucking down Boones Farm. Someone is broken down on the highway in the dark with a flat? Dive by or you'll get killed helping them change their tire. Someone in a third world country starving or suffering? Leave them, or you'll be taken hostage or just shot out of hand for your watch. Little old lady being mugged? Look the other way or the convict will hunt you down while he's on bail and murder you. Understand this: revenge is far, far greater than gratitude, and also understand this: what you choose to do for others chances are no one would do for you. If I have learned only one thing in life it's "shut the hell up". Carrying on about abuse, injustice, intolerance, etc. is fine if you're part of a crowd - but when you decide to stand up alone, and "fight for what you believe in", well prepare to be slapped down. I think it's funny that we spend all the time teaching our kids about these "values" when we know full well just what a load of bullshit it really is. Maybe it's on the same level as Santa and the Easter Bunny, but by the time your a teenager you've grown out of the latter. There's no blame involved, I'm not saying that people are inherently evil. What I'm trying to convey is that people are what they are and trying to live up to a fantasy ideal is great in movies but suicidal in real life. No matter who you are, or what you do, innocents will be tortured and die. No matter how powerful you are, injustice will remain unpunished. Warlords and Mafia will be wealthy and prosperous and the ordinary cop will have a shitty car and a crappy medical plan. Politicians will lie to get what they want, change the rules to keep their power, and pay off rich benefactors who get them elected. Graft is a given. Nepotism is a given. Remember the quote "We have seen the enemy and he is us"? Understand this quote, believe it, because it IS the truth.
Oct/27
2005

Cryptic Procedures and Insider Bullshit

You know, I have very few things that really and truly drive me up a wall. One of them is secrets. No, I don’t pry into people’s lives to find out their deepest darkest fears. I don’t generally want to know anything about other people they don’t want me to know. It’s not that kind of secret that bothers me. It’s the other kind. The kind that affects me. The kind of secret that people around you know, but you don’t. You know it has something to do with you, but no one wants to clue you in. I particularly hate it when this happens in the workplace. And it specifically involves my work. For example, today, we received a written command form the up highs that we were to watch out for a specific event. If we see it, we’re to investigate it immediately and determine if its ‘unusual’. If so, go through all the bells and whistles to let everyone know. One problem. I don’t know why they’re worried about this alert, so I can’t tell if it’s ‘unusual’. So, we send out the team leads and managers out to get us an answer. They come back, and say ‘Can’t tell you.’ Ain’t that some shit? So now, more people know, but still not the only people that need to know in order to do our jobs. I HATE being told to do something with enigmatic reasons and lots of nudges and winks and ‘insider’ bullshit. My feeling is it’s not unusual if I don’t know what’s usual. Fuck em.
Oct/26
2005

Follow the Code

There is a code. Oh yes. And it must be followed. The rules are set in stone, and may not be re-written. There may not be much in the way of penalties, but it must be followed none the less. What code do I speak of? The Urinal Code. Technically, bathroom code would be more accurate as it covers all interaction in the restroom, but it does not apply to women. Why, I do not know, but it doesn’t and that is enough for me. The cardinal rule of the urinal code: SILENCE. The mob calls it Omertá: The code of silence. While at the urinal, all communication is stopped. Between strangers, it is as if they do not exist. No eye contact. Nothing. Between close friends, a conversation will stop entirely, and the only acknowledgement may be a quick head nod. I have heard females indicate that they have actually talked to one another between stalls. Such an act in a male restroom is unforgivable. The second rule is selection. This is complicated. There is a large and diverse collection of rules governing which urinal and which stall you may choose. If you are the only occupant, the rule is simple. Furthest from the door. The second occupant must then choose from there. You see, unless every other option is unavailable, you never take the urinal next to another guy. It’s not right. From there, there rules get more complicated. You can take this one but not that one. Not too close, but not too far. Frankly, most men don’t bother beyond the first part. It’s understandable. There are a number of minor ones that accompany those, but those are the major points. Don’t talk, and don’t stand next to me. I’m mystified whenever I encounter a person who violates those rules. For all the women out there, I know… the rules may seem odd. But trust me, it’s right up there with ‘Don’t date your best friends ex-”. They’re simple rules. Everyone knows them. Or so I thought. Which is why today, I was struck by the oddity of not just one person, but two people talking when I entered the bathroom. They carried on merrily and ever tried to drag me into the conversation. Very strange. But they weren’t done yet. One of them entered a stall and continued talking while sitting on the can. Then.. we ventured well out of the norm. The guy on the can received a call on his cell. And beyond that, ANWSERED the damn thing. WTF. I mean, eww. Come on people, even if you disrespect the Urinal code, that’s going too damn far. Ok, let me give you a lesson here. If I ever call someone in the bathroom, I’m OK with them not responding until they’re finished. End of lesson. Très bizarre.
Oct/25
2005

Fat Kids

Ah yes, another rant worthless parenting. So the current mantra is "woe unto us, for our kids are fat little slugs that lie around shoving fatty snacks into their chops while basking in front of the tv". Yeah, it's the SCHOOLS fault for not making the kids exercise more, and providing vending machines with soda and chips. Yeah it's the evil food industry at fault for making tasty yet fattening edibles and advertising them. Yeah it's the video game industry's fault for making GRAPHIC AND VIOLENT video games that need to be rated M... oh wait, off track there for a sec. What I meant to say was that the video game industry needs to be blamed for making the games that the kids sit in front of. What else, blame clothing manufacturers for making fat kids clothes? Ok, it's stupid to start with, so it's hard to go to an extreme when you're already there. So lets take this a point at a time. Yes kids are fat. And the only people to blame (unless your kid has a thyroid problem) are the parents. They buy the food the kids have at home. They provide the money the kids have at school. They own the TV and pay for the cable their kids watch. They buy the games the kids play and they are the ones SOLELY responsible for kicking their little asses out into the yard, or taking them to the playground, or signing them up for a sport. Yes you fucking lame-ass parents are the ones making your kids fat, and there is NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME. omg, why should that even need to be said. It's fucking astonishing that adults need to be lectured in cause and effect. Apparently fucking and reproducing is something everyone can take for granted, but concept that you're the one responsible for raising a healthy child and NOT society, NOT tv, NOT the school system is beyond the grasp of the ordinary citizen. I suppose given the number of ass-falling-out-of-the-pants fat parents out there it's no big surprise. Yes, in general the middle and south of America has an eating problem, and yeah, they wouldn't know a healthy diet if it forced its self onto their plates. But that's not everyone, and the "childhood obesity" news hasn't been limited to just that geographic section of America. It would be my opinion that even if I were fat, I sure the hell would make certain my kids weren't (again, barring legitimate medical problems). Further, there's a big difference between kids who are fat with muscle and those that aren't. Most of the kids that are being discussed don't stand a shot at tying their shoelaces without breaking a sweat, as distinguished from ones who only get a "sub-average" on the presidential fitness test. To all you parents who are buying junk food for your kid to eat, who are giving them money to spend on snacks, who are letting your kids sit for hours in front of the tube, it's YOU who are choosing a life of medical problems for your child - NOT society. Take the fucking HoHo out of your goddamn cakehole and wake up. It's fine to crap your life away, but for fuck sake, have a care for your kids.
Oct/24
2005
So I was moseying along past the TV when a classic horror-style flick caught my eye. As one might readily imagine the plot involved 2 young kids (late teens) encountering the first corpse of the evening. Cut to scene of older black lady saying "Every 23rd year for 23 days it gets to EAT... don't MAKE me explain that to you...." Naturally perturbed, the youngsters take themselves off to the first house they see with lights and clamor at the screen door to use the phone. Cut to scene of dimly lit house, crawling with cats quaintly referred to as "babies" by senile old woman living there. "My babies don't LIKE strangers..." Now if you go back 15 years and back even farther, this effort to 'phone for help' was an established procedure. Of course back then people were used to being incommunicado when physically out of reach of a land line. The quest to find a phone was always a key element, and one that became an essential part of all horror genre. (Remember the one where the babysitter finds out that the creepy calls were coming from INSIDE the house? Oooooooo.) So, my question is, since the advent of the cell phone - what do horror movies do now? I mean sure, you see the dead body on the road, flip open your motorola razor, hit emergency, report the weirdness and never skip a beat. Do the creepies that call at night to suck you in through the phone line get thwarted by the fact that your phone doesn't ring when it's charging? And what about caller ID? Call waiting? Or text messaging? On the whole these advances in telecommunications seem like a bit of a downer for the diabolic elements. I mean having to TYPE in the message, sans lisp or heavy breathing just rather lacks the je-ne-sais-quois (in terms of evil portents). True I'm not a great aficionado of the horror movie. But without the cell battery dyeing, the car charger failing and the lack of a backup battery... I just can't imagine the plot cliches as ever being the same.
Oct/23
2005

And in the Death....

Maybe Bowie could turn a poetic phrase to describe a festering hell... but me? I just work there. It's fascinating how in the span of a phone call the fate of the world can seemingly rest solely upon your shoulders, and the task you're burdened with becomes of the utmost, frantic, diamond-hard focus. You are the nexus, and time passes only in relation to you and what you have left to accomplish. Planning is garbage. There is no planning, only speculation, which by some essential law of the nature (yet undocumented but well known) MUST be wrong. What time was budgeted was far, far to short for the herculean effort at hand for so many reasons it could fill an ocean (were each reason a single drop of water). The situation gets more poignant as the sun goes down, and coworkers head off for the weekend (naturally this happens more on Fridays than any other day). People cheerfully getting into their cars, happy to even sit in a traffic jam because they don't have to think about work for the next 48 hours. {unfinished.....}
Oct/21
2005

Yes, it was tragic...

but no, it wasn't a crime. Even if it was, it isn't a crime that you get to punish. On April 3, 2003, a US tank crew fired a shell into the Palestine Hotel. The troops were under fire from Iraqi combatants and believed the cause of that fire was the hotel. When they fired to eliminate the threat, they tragically killed 2 reporters including a cameraman from Spain. Following the event, the US investigated and determined that they did not violate orders by firing at the building because they were under fire and believed there was a spotter in the hotel giving directions to the attackers. They were unaware that the hotel had been set aside as a location for reporters. They saw a man with binoculars staring at their tank. They reasonably believed it was a spotter, and received permission to take the ‘spotter’ out. Was it a mistake? Yes, but it was not an illegal action and fell within the standard operating procedure for a combat situation. Well, apparently that’s not good enough for Spain. Wait… Spain? What do they have to do with it? It didn’t happen in Spain. Well, apparently they have a law that gives them jurisdiction over the entire world. You see, they have a law on the books that any crime committed against a Spanish citizen falls under their jurisdiction. Well, color me surprised. I mean, damn, I didn’t know you could just write a law that gave you jurisdiction where ever the hell you wanted! Why didn’t we think of that?!? And let’s take another step here. The reporter was in a WAR ZONE. There are certain accepted risks to being a war correspondent in a war zone. One of them is that a tank may decide that you’re a legitimate target and kill you. He knew the risk. He accepted the risk. I know it sucks, but when confronted by a threat to their lives, soldiers may make a mistake and kill the innocent either through mistaken identity, or through accidental collateral damage. Incidentally, another side effect of the war zone is that even if the soldiers were aware of the status of the hotel, the Iraqi military routinely used hospitals and mosques as cover because they knew they were safe from return fire. So it’s entirely plausible that the Palestine Hotel would be no different. So anyway, under this law, they have decided to issue arrest warrants for the 3 soldiers for murder and “crimes against the international community.” The amusing thing is that the Prosecutor for the case has already requested the judge rescind the warrants. He says, and I quote, “Spain lacks jurisdiction to investigate causes of death in a military conflict and death of a Spanish citizen resulting from U.S military gunfire,” Imagine that. Sorry Charlie… Baghdad is not Spanish jurisdiction. You don’t get to enforce your laws in another country. US soldiers are not in the purview of Spanish jurisdiction unless they are stationed inside your borders. You don’t get to enforce your laws on our troops. A war zone is not a safe place to be. You don’t get to call a death in a war zone a murder simply because you don’t agree with the reasoning for war.
Oct/18
2005

A tool by any other name

Would still be a total fucktard. Fucking Jack Thompson. Man, this dumbass can't even let the rant die down before he does something stupid, can he? It's like he's going for a record. So, his little Proposal backfired. Some people called his bluff and made the damn thing as a mod to GTA:SA. But Jack was not satisfied. He claimed the offer was satire and he didn't have to pay up. God damn fucker, you can't even back up your pissant charity claims. I mean, come on shit for brains. This isn't hard. You get called on your dumb ass proposal, you gotta pay up. But I suppose that would involve come sort of respectfullness. Clearly you're incapable of that. Lucky for the world population, the rest of the world isn't a miserly and hateful as you. So the boys at Penny-Arcade, Gabe and Tycho ponied up the money for your cheapskate ass. They donated it to charity in your name. And what does monkey spunk do in return? He threatens to sue Penny Arcade! And sends a letter to the local police demanding he arrest them. The basic charge is "they made fun of me and I'm a fucking loser! MOMMIEE!!!" Apparently, he doesn't like the fact that they hate him. And mock him regularly. And sell t-shirts proclaiming the fact. I swear some people are worth less then the cost of the condom to prevent them.
Oct/14
2005

A pox on him I say

Jack Thompson. The name is an expletive. There are few people on earth I find more repugnant or repulsive. I could spend full days crafting curses and vile caricatures in an attempt to encompass him. But nothing I could say would come close. What? You’ve never heard of him? You probably have, but the name is easily forgotten. The mind naturally attempts to seal out wretchedness in an attempt to preserve sanity. Even if you know the name, you're probably unaware of the extent of his crimes. Allow me to enlighten you about this blight on humanity. First off, he’s a Florida lawyer, which is the first strike IMO. Worse yet, he’s a lawyer with political aspirations. That’s two. And that’s all before we get to the heart of the matter. You see, he has a problem. He considers free speech to be a problem. Well, not his free speech, but everyone else’s speech at least. Let’s look back over his career. 1988 was the year. In his zealous pursuit of restricted speech, he came before the Florida Supreme court. For reasons that have never been released to the public, he was required to undergo psychiatric testing. He was the lawyer here. Not a defendant or witness. THE FUCKING LAWYER! He passed but his later actions indicate that he cheated somehow because this boy is c-r-a-z-y. At roughly the same time, he challenged Janet Reno in a State Attorney election. He made hundreds of wild and exaggerated claims about her sexuality, and followed those up with statements about mental disorders. For the next 10 years (long after the election), he hounded her by repeatedly released statements accusing her of being blackmailed by a lesbian conspiracy. There aren’t even words. What was next for slime boy? 2 Live Crew. Many of you remember the album and the controversy. ‘As Nasty as They Wanna Be.’ He was the fuckhead who managed to successfully get the artists slapped down as obscenity, though the ruling was reversed. Next up, he continued on the attack of free speech. You see, he’s also the guy that targeted Ice T’s song 'Cop Killer.' Another partial victory for him, as the artist was dropped from his label in response to shithead’s actions. At this point, he actually got an award and was PROUD of it. The ACLU declared him a ‘Top Ten Censor.’ He has publicly called it a badge of honor. As I said, human filth. But we’re not done. Not by a long shot. In 1999, he set out against the entertainment industry more fully. At this point, he once again raised the all important ‘THINK OF THE CHILDREN’ Banner. He sued a number of companies on behalf of the victims of a 1997 school shooting. Once again, the case was dismissed, but Jack’s never been one to let something like the law or the Constitution stop him. He continued his assault and began making up shit that sounded good. He complained about God-mode in games that didn’t have it. He said the Halo sniper rifle prepared kids to be the next Beltway Sniper (which we all know isn’t true because the gun was shit). Columbine was just more fuel for his fodder. He worked very hard to blame the actions of the killers on Doom, despite there being no evidence to support the position. It should be noted that the media bought his idiotic claims at the time. Around this time he discovered Grand Theft Auto. The game was tailor made for him. He attacked it often and loudly, and pushed parents groups to boycott stores that sold it, saying it taught the kids all kinds of bad things. Once again, it should be noted that the game has always been clearly marked ‘M for Mature’. But, fuck nugget really never lets things like that get in his way. But hey, at least he finally made a good point. The game is not for children. Which is why they're not supposed to buy it. But before he let that tiny bit of logic go to his head, he found a new target in the video game world. Another smut peddling game of epic proportions. The SIMS! I can’t even begin to describe the lunacy this man must be afflicted with. He made a number of false and slanderous claims about the games built in code. There is a certain joy here though. The source of his claims? A GTA modder who fed him bogus info to see if he would attack even the most wholesome of games. Jack Thompson, sludge to the core, has never backed off his claims. Probably still believes it. He did however, target GTA again. The Hot Coffee mod, was another of his babies. This was another notch on his belt. He managed to have the game re-rated AO, despite there being no good reason to do so. Loathsome worm. No, wait. That’s being too harsh… to worms. All of this is leading up to the reason I’m ranting against him now. I know, I know, it’s a really fucking long intro. Sue me. The man is really fucked up. In what I can only describe a bastardization of Jonathan Swift’s ‘A Modest Proposal’, Jack Thompson has laid out his ‘A Modest Video Game Proposal’. The gist of which is that he will give ten thousand dollars to charity if a game designer creates, publishes and sells a game where the main plot character is a father who takes revenge on the video game industry for training the kid that killed his son. The eye rolling icons can’t even begin to start in on this concept. On top of the idiocy involved in the idea… ten grand? What the fuck? This guy should put up millions if he wants anyone to take him serious. $10k is pocket change in a game development project. On top of that, he’s advocating a game that is EXACTLY like the games he so blindly attacks. He can’t even follow is own fucking train of thought. How the fuck are we supposed to? Jack is an idiot. He likes the idea of free speech, but not the practice of it. He wants everyone to live in a happy Chutes & Ladders world. He too fucking feebleminded to understand that world doesn’t work that way. The scary part is that he really believes it. He defends it vehemently. He’s so daft that he doesn’t accept PROOF that he’s wrong. He misinterprets anything he can to put a slam on the entertainment industry. All because he doesn’t like what other people do with their ability to express themselves. Jack Thompson is human refuse. A cyst on humanity. A tool of the worst kind. I hope hell has a place warmed up for him, because he certainly doesn’t have any place here on earth. I can only hope that he dies in a fire, and continue to burn for eternity. In other words... I don't like him very much.
Oct/14
2005
There are times when the good of the many should mean the fucking bitch slapping of the few. When a small percentage refuses to accept that their actions can have massively negative consequences for the rest of humanity then they need to be either forced to obey or just eliminated. Harsh? Not when you're talking about a child contracting Polio. Nigeria has been in the news about how their certifiably insane, religious leaders told their ignorant populace that the Polio vaccine was an American plot. Something improbable about how it would sterilize their kids or whatever. Of course the result was devastating. Polio enjoyed a resurgence, infecting not just children in Nigeria but in a host of other countries - countries that had previously eradicated it. I would advocating invading and killing the religious leaders in charge of Nigeria to prevent the recurrence of such stupidity for the health of all children to come but it's pretty damn hard when we have the same evidence of criminal stupidity here at home.
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) -- Four children in an Amish community in Minnesota have contracted the polio virus -- the first known infections in the U.S. in five years, state health officials said Thursday. Dr. Harry Hull, the state epidemiologist, said the cases do not pose a threat to the general public because most people have been vaccinated against polio and are unlikely to have contact with Amish people. But he said he expects to find more infections within the Amish community because some of its members refuse immunizations on religious grounds.
And suddenly the risk isn't across the ocean - it's here at home. Pretty fucking hard to look down at some "third world" foreign country for being ass-backward when we have the exact same thing happening here. IMO if you live in the US you should be -mandated- to immunize your children, regardless of your fucking religious bullshit attitude. It's not your "right" to make your child a fucking germ target. And if they refuse? Well, I'm sure there's room in Nigeria for a few extra retards.
Oct/13
2005
So yeah, a group of kids in Princeton were so distressed by the actions of their peers they decided to create a club JUST for themselves. Novel idea there. It's called "I won't fuck if you won't". Well, actually it's called something more retarded like "Anscombe". Wow, yeah I'm impressed. This sudden discovery of abstinence is being heralded like the invention of the smallpox vaccine. Universities all over are getting press on 'their' virginity clubs. Mostly catholic, very much republican and pretty often homophobic, kids who are "scared" by the "seriousness" of casual sex are banding together in frightened little herds for protection. "Circle the chairs people, the lewd and lasciviousness is right at the door!! Grab your cross! Remember to wear your chastity belt!" Eeesh. For some reason this is big news. I'm not sure why. If you don't want to fuck, then just don't. And shut up about it. Who cares if you don't put out? My take is they need these clubs to make themselves feel better about the fact that indeed, they ARE the pariahs here. Humans have been screwing since, well as far back as it goes. Here's a clue kiddies; there's actually nothing wrong with sex. It's what we're built for. There's a reason our hormones turn on when they do, women get tits and men start shaving. Putting aside the rant about how religion has manipulated masses of humanity into believing bullshit about purity and self-denial, lets cut right to the chase: If you don't spend your youth experimenting with sex and the other gender you're probably going to be a really shitty lover. And guess what, shitty lovers have shitty love lives. It's one thing when you're a teenager to be fumbling around, knees and elbows in the way, trying to breathe and kiss at the same time. It's another thing to get your new bride into bed and have her either laughing till you lose your erection at a demonstration of ineptness or doubled over in pain because of sheer lack of experience. You know there's always a story every few years about some couple that goes to a doctor to find out why they're still childless - only to be told that they need to have SEX first. Well duh, sex is part of the social repertoire required for a successful adult. Either you can get it when the ass is fresh, firm and forgiving - or you can wait and get whatever leftovers you can. Chances are someday you're gonna wake up and realize what you missed.
Oct/12
2005
I heard this somewhere "FFS woman, it's a vagina, not a clown car"
Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Published: October 12, 2005 LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) -- Michelle Duggar just delivered her 16th child, and she's already thinking about doing it again. .... He said Johannah's birth was especially exciting because it was the first time in eight years the family has had a girl. Jim Bob Duggar, 40, said he and Michelle, 39, want more children. ''We both just love children and we consider each a blessing from the Lord. I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them,'' he said.
Ok wtf. I mean WTF. Overpopulation means nothing to these people apparently. 16 children? I mean come ON now - the days of having extra kids because so many would die in infancy is LONG gone. The reason for having lots of little hands to work as cheap labor is gone to immigrants. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED 16 KIDS FOR? Of all the selfish, ignorant, arrogant assholes in the world. This couple takes the prize.