Apparently we're bad and we should feel bad. And also love Putin.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump said he respects Vladimir Putin, and when an interviewer called the Russian leader "a killer," Trump said the United States has many of them.
"What do you think? Our country's so innocent?" he told Fox's Bill O'Reilly in an excerpt released by the network. The president's interview was to air Sunday afternoon on the Super Bowl pregame show.
Do you smell the patriotism burning there? I do. Truthfully I get it, Putin helped tRump win the election AND probably has some nifty dirt on Dickhead Donald as well. Trump stands by people who helped him, regardless of ethics, impact and better judgement. The best part is seeing the flag-mongering, ultra-patriots who backed him try and swallow this. Yes, Putin's a thug, a killer and a war-hungry megalomaniac. But hey, we're besties now so it's cool right?
Heh. So awesome.
But hopefully she gives good head because she sure as shit ain't too good at her job.
A top aide to US President Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, has cited a "massacre" which never happened while defending the president's controversial immigration ban.
Ms Conway said Mr Obama brought in a six-month ban on Iraqis after the arrest of "the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre".
"Most people don't know that because it didn't get covered," she added.
In fact, there was no massacre at Bowling Green, Kentucky. (BBC)
"Ms. Alternative Facts" seems to have a real problem with the basic, most fundamental portion of her job: GETTING THE FACTS RIGHT. It doesn't help her that she's about as attractive as the Crypt Keeper in bad drag. Most people can forgive pretty, cute and ditzy, but scary-corpselike isn't really a "spokes person" asset. One has to presume that she's got other skills that awarded her the position, kinda like Betsy Devos.
Ah yeah, the cavalcade of ineptitude continues. Laughs abound! Too bad the jokes on us.
Thing is, when the person who NEEDS excusing doesn't feel obliged to come up with the excuse it raises the all important question: "Is this person sane?" But we know the answer to that, don't we.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump warned in a phone call with his Mexican counterpart that he was ready to send U.S. troops to stop "bad hombres down there" unless the Mexican military does more to control them - comments the White House described as "lighthearted."
Wrecking relationships one at a time seems to be this brat's agenda. Kicking over the blocks that have been carefully laid over decades isn't a concern here because he's never the one to clean up his own mess. Quite literally he has people to wipe his shit for him, no matter the end it spews from.
What a world eh? And people are actually HAPPY about this. Dumbfucks are proud that we have a pathological, lying, egomaniac fronting the nation because it makes them feel better. "Yeah that's stupid, but if the president can lie and deny then it's ok for me too." No, sorry, it's not ok. Being a racist is not ok. Hating foreigners is not ok. Being greedy is not ok. Being a blatant misogynist is not ok. You know that and because you're NOT tRump you have to care.
And if you don't understand why, I suggest you try it for a while. You'll figure it out.
Arnold would have my vote.
On Friday, Trump said in his tweet, "Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice ... but at least he tried hard!"
Schwarzenegger responded quickly to Thursday's remarks in a video on his verified Twitter account, suggesting that he and Trump switch jobs. (AP)
So really this is how he tries to make his own show a success by pissing on the person he picked to replace him? Why the fuck... No. There IS no why. There just IS.
We all know that he sure as shit can't match Arnold's past as a body builder and successful actor. For the record Arnold WAS reelected as Governor. Let's see if Dickhead Donald can match at least that eh?
"There are more black people inside Beyonce right now than the entirety of Trump's cabinet" -teh Internets
And you know. It's totally true.
And it's a Republican gag-fest!
"One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, 'You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'"
-- Sen. Mitch McConnell, 2016
"Apparently there's a new standard now, which is to not confirm a Supreme Court nominee at all. I think that's something the American people simply will not tolerate."
-- McConnell, 2017
Oh waaaaa and boo-fucking-hoo. Now the shit is on the other shoe and you can't TAKE it? Really? Please, cry me a fucking river you "let's shut down the government rather than do our jobs" assfucks. Seriously, the GOP can take their pity-party and cry themselves sick over how LITTLE respect Dickhead Donald is getting from the dems AND the majority of voters.
Senate Finance Committee Chairman Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, was angered by the Democrats' action, saying, "I can't understand why senators, who know we're going to have these two people go through, can't support the committee.
"I'm very disappointed in this kind of crap. Some of this is because they just don't like the president. This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in my whole time in the United States Senate."
Yeah cry me a fucking RIVER. Sauce for the goose BITCHES.
Sally told Trump to go fuck himself. That makes me both happy and proud. Look, A WOMAN telling Dickhead Donald where to put it. She's my hero.
Donald Trump has fired the acting US attorney general after she questioned the legality of his immigration ban.
Sally Yates, who was appointed by Barack Obama, ordered justice department lawyers not to enforce the president's executive order.
A White House statement accused Ms Yates of "betraying" the justice department and being "weak on borders". (BBC)
Sorry, but WHICH borders do we have going through our airports? Yeah, that would be none fucktard. Yes it's more stupid-as-usual from this "administration" where the tRumpsterfuck shoots his mouth off, tells no-one (because "Surprise!") and then guess what? Shit goes wrong. From students, to researchers, translators to teachers, even green card holders were caught in the ensuing multi-agency thrash-fest. No one knew because, quite simply, NO ONE HAD THOUGHT IT THROUGH. Certainly not Der Dickhead. After all it's not his job to think. He's an "I'm not paid to read, I'm paid to lead" kinda guy. Thinking shit through is for his peons. Even if they're not a) quality or b) familiar they do give a snappy salute which IS pretty impressive when you have a dick stuck in your mouth (albeit a small one).
Now, of course, Der Donald wants to sack the attorneys general of the individual states because THEY'RE starting to defy the stupid as well. So much for smaller government and less intervention. No worries though, because he's got a plan, can't tell you want it is, but it's there, really it is. Just like the Emperor's new clothes.
Thing is, he's *not* Shaggy. Well, maybe in a high wind.
Trump denied that his order, which suspends all immigration for citizens of seven majority-Muslim countries for 90 days, was to blame for weekend chaos at the nation's airports, instead pointing to computer glitches, demonstrations and even the "fake tears" of Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer. (AP)
And that's his whole strategy right there: just deny. Wasn't me. Wasn't my fault. Wasn't my idea. Wasn't, wasn't, wasn't. So really fucktard just what ARE you responsible for? Oh yeah, making American GREAT again. How? Who the fuck knows. Seriously, his fans say "We have to trust him, he ran a business so he MUST know how to run a country." If that's the logic when why the hell not save a lot of money the next time you get sick and see a vet instead of a physician? I mean they BOTH know how to heal sick things right? Enough similarities.
Yep, as the BBC put it, it's "amateur hour" at the Whitehouse. Because having NO strategy is better than having any strategy at all.
It's not like we don't have HISTORICAL evidence to prove that walls are for imbeciles, but hey, let's do diligence here and lay out the points eh? So here are ten solid reasons why a wall between Mexico and the US won't work.
If you can.
So let's talk about the wall. More specifically how Mexico will pay for this wall.
You do realize that it's fucking stupid right?
So the "plan" is for the American taxpayers to ante up $15 BILLION up front to pay for the wall. THEN we're going to start taxing goods from Mexico to pay for it. Put another way: Corona, Ortega and Goya are going to cost 10% - 20% more. So instead of a six costing $18, it's going to cost $20 to $22. Doesn't really take a fucking genius to figure out what happens next... people stop buying Mexican goods.
So really, how exactly does that pay for a wall? And doesn't it kinda seem like the taxpayer (at least those who like Mexican products) is getting punished twice?
Yeah, kinda. See Dickhead Donald CAN'T force Mexico to pay anything. But he can squeeze it out of the morons who voted for him AND the rest of us. Yep, making American great again, one idiot at a time.
The GOP war on women has hit a milestone: it's now affecting women all over the world.
UNITED NATIONS (AP) -- President Donald Trump has massively expanded the ban on providing federal money to international groups that perform abortions, or provide abortion information, to all organizations receiving U.S. global health assistance.
The picture of Der Dickhead spoke volumes: a passle of old, wrinkled, white men passing judgement on women's abilities to control their bodies and their future. Out of touch, unsympathetic, these people decided that women who need health care are entitled to NONE.
groups in 60 countries receiving $9 billion in health assistance are now covered by the ban.
Women in 60 countries now will lose the ability to get screening for cancer, birth control, regular exams and counseling because tRump is president. I suppose it's better than his promise that women who seek an abortion should be incarcerated, but is death better than prison?
Props to you tRump voter! Making the world better, safer and healthier! You can be PROUD!
The GOP are trying to imitate Der Donald's success on social media, the whole "fuck political correctness." Too bad they can't do it right.
Another post by newly elected Indiana state Sen. Jack Sandlin, also a Republican, credited Donald Trump with getting "more fat women out walking than (former First Lady) Michelle Obama did in 8 years."
Sandlin, who says he didn't knowingly make the since-deleted post, was inundated with criticism on his Facebook page and has apologized. He says the incident was a powerful lesson on the "unintended consequences" of opening up "your social media to try to get it out as broadly as you can." (AP)
Yaaaas, you show us how it's done Jack ol' boy. Way to fucking fuck that the fuck up. I'm sure all the "fat women out walking" at the LARGEST PROTEST IN US HISTORY will think that's as funny as you did. TOO BAD THEY CAN STILL VOTE EH? Stupid dickhead. Yeah you "didn't knowingly" post that. Awesome, did you come up with that excuse on your own? Maybe you should have had a FAT LADY help you with it. Maybe she could have sung it to you...
Well ol' Donald Delusional is still being himself. Did you know that he WOULD have won the popular vote if MILLIONS of UNDOCUMENTED immigrants hadn't voted against him? Did you also know that HIS inauguration crowd was BIGGER than Obama's first?
Actually those are both lies, but while most people think lies are bad the tRump administration has rebranded them as "alternative facts".
Yes folks you TOO can spin lies and falsehoods that would make most people cringe by calling them something that sounds like it MIGHT be true. Or, you can just admit now that you're fucking insane and incapable of dealing with reality as the rest of the world perceives it.
Alternative facts. Heh. Too bad we're all just "alternative facts". This is tRumps world now, we just live in it.
"There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
- Madeleine K. Albright
But that doesn't mean you can't be sorry.
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"Welcome to your first day, we're not going to go away."
No, no we're not.
More people PROTESTED Trump than came for the inauguration. There were words of hope, words of love, words of courage, words of strength. Fighting words. Healing words. Words of pain and remediation.
Trump is not going to stop the hope of half a million people in DC, of over a million people around the globe.
We are not wrong. And we will win.
And fuck us.
Answer: Who cares?
Country stars Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, rock groups 3 Doors Down and The Piano Guys, DJ RaviDrum and The Frontmen of Country with Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart and Richie McDonald are the confirmed performers for the Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration. (UPI)
Also correct: "Nobodies."