May/31
2017

Dickhead Donald is a fucking moron.

Exhibit a: Leaving the Paris Accord will create jobs.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump has declared that abandoning the Paris climate agreement would be a victory for the American economy.

Many economists have big doubts

Like everything else, Dickhead is short on details. He just EXPECTS his underlings to make things work. Yeah that's great when the expectations are realistic and the worst that can happen is that someone loses a few million. It's not exactly the same when it's an entire nation and the future of the world, but hey, if Dickhead believes it, it must be true. Right tRumpanzees?

Exhibit b: Fuckhead can't even do a professional job of managing his own communications.

From being a sloppy slob with this cell phone to ignoring national security, Dickhead can't do ANYTHING that requires concentration. He doesn't care. He's having too much fun prancing about pretending he's in charge. The only thing he can do consistently is fuck things up, and after a certain point even that doesn't matter any more.

Out of desperation he's back to attacking Hillary because that's what made him popular in the first place. Go on Dickhead, keep going with the circuses because sooner or later we're all going to run out of bread.

May/31
2017

Dicks And Dickhead In Charge

Dicks are dope. They get all the perks. Like health care coverage for getting it up. Cunts, on the other hand, get nothing.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Women's groups are threatening to take the Trump administration to court after a leaked, draft regulation revealed a plan to let employers opt out of providing no-cost birth control to women for religious and moral reasons.

Like that? An employer can deem that women workers are "immoral" for wanting to prevent pregnancy. Forget the women who need contraception for their own health care, fuck them too. They're immoral for having hormone issues.

Really, not a surprise from a president who treats women like whores.

May/30
2017

He's certainly got the right key component: a sinister and mindlessly devoted loyalty to Dickhead.

The suspect accused of fatally stabbing two people on a train in Oregon, after they intervened in his alleged anti-Muslim rant, has appeared in court.

Jeremy Joseph Christian, 35, is facing charges of murder, attempted murder, intimidation, and possession of a weapon.

During his brief appearance, he shouted slogans such as: "You call it terrorism. I call it patriotism."[..]

he wrote: "If Donald Trump is the Next Hitler then I am joining his SS". (BB)

It's pretty ironic that Dickhead is condemning the attack, although not with any vehemence. This was the hatred that he fostered at his rallies and the people he cultivated to scream his name in the faces of non-whites. Killing in the name of tRump is still, surprisingly, a crime.

But probably not for long. I understand that Dickhead is looking to revamp his staff yet again. I'm sure there are some great positions open that hate-killer Jeremy would be a perfect fit for.

May/29
2017

When something is "secure" that means it's not made easily available to other people. Especially people who MIGHT be considered an enemy, from time to time. Last I checked we weren't handing out clearances to anyone in Russia, but then again I might just be misinformed.

Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly is on the defensive amid reports that the president's adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner had proposed a secret back channel between the Kremlin and the Trump transition team.

In interviews Sunday, Kelly said he didn't know whether the reports were true. But he said on "Fox News Sunday" that "any channel of communications back or otherwise with a country like Russia is a good thing."

Asked if such communications were a big deal, Kelly said: "any time you have channels of communication with a country, particularly one like Russia, I wouldn't criticize it."

On Saturday White House national security adviser H.R. McMaster suggested such communications might be typical, saying the back channel communications the administration has with a number of countries allow for "discreet" communication

1) "Any" channel of communication? What are we talking about, two tin cans and a string? Or maybe we're talking about someone who NEVER had a clearance before and doesn't understand the potential negative impact on national safety and security, as well as those of our allies? This isn't a fucking real estate deal (or maybe it is?) Dickhead Donald seems to be ok with sharing classified information, but the rest of the United States is not.

This, of course, is what happens when you have an ignorant, idiot with NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE trying to run a government. They can't.

2) Hey Kelly, if you wouldn't "criticize" Dickhead and his family just handing out classified information to foreign nationals then I'd say that's a pretty big red flag that you too aren't very qualified for your job.

And speaking of "not qualified", since Dickhead can't seem to make headway with people who DO know how a government should work, he's now going to commercialize the whitehouse by packing it with MORE ignorant people so he can have: a) more people to agree with him when he's wrong and then b) throw under the bus when anyone finds out.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is considering overhauling his White House staff and bringing back top campaign strategists, frustrated by what he views as his team's inability to contain the burgeoning crisis involving alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election.

Expanding teams of lawyers and experienced public relations hands are being recruited to deal with the drumbeat of new revelations about Moscow's interference and possible improper dealings with the Trump campaign and associates. The disclosures dogged the president during his first trip abroad since taking office and threaten to overwhelm and stall the agenda for his young administration.

Yes Dickhead, hire all the spin doctors you can. I'm sure the American People who are paying for this will love it. It's going to help you in the long run. Really.

May/28
2017

I used to doubt that I'd ever go to Florida for a holiday. I don't doubt any more.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- Lucy McBath is afraid many more people will die if Florida Gov. Rick Scott signs a bill making it harder to prosecute when people claim they commit violence in self-defense.[..]

The measure before Scott would effectively require a trial-before-a-trial whenever someone invokes self-defense, making prosecutors prove the suspect doesn't deserve immunity.

Scott hasn't revealed his intentions, but he's a National Rifle Association supporter, and this is an NRA priority.

Rick likes guns and, apparently, hates his citizens. In his world, or state if you prefer, the more dead Floridians, the better. Less welfare, less social services. Also less African-Americans since they're scary, which means they're shot more often by white people who can walk away after saying they were scared. It's pretty much that simple. Two people walk down the street, one dies after being shot by the other. There's only one story to be told, isn't there? Now kangaroo courts will rubber stamp any Caucasian who says "that black guy scared me" and justice will never see the light of day. And the NRA will use it as a new standard to sell more bullets.

Florida? Nah, I don't need to go there. Let them kill each other all they like. Maybe it'll make for less voters.

May/27
2017

ID-10-T

Mainly because he's too stupid, too arrogant and too egotistical to do the job he was elected to do.

May 27 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump said Saturday he will hold off on a decision regarding the U.S. participation in the 195 nation Paris climate change agreement.

Dickhead Donald has no problem changing his mind. He has no problem disappointing the entire civilized world. The only reason he didn't agree to CONTINUE what the rest of the world knows is right is because he, personally, didn't get enough ego stroking out of it. Dickhead thinks the world will beg him to do the right thing.

Dickhead is also wrong.

May/26
2017

Which Is It?

I notice that there seem to be two distinct tribes, or camps, as it were: those who pronounce tiny-dick-bear's name as "Pee-ew-tin" and others who pronounce it as "Pooooo-tin".

So which is it? Shit-tin or rancid-body-odor-tin? I guess Shorty McShort-short is kinda out of the question, although it's a fairly apt nick name.

May/25
2017

Who is David R. Hobbs? Well aside from being a cynical woman hater, he's a fucking dickhead who is punishing a pregnant teen mom with his righteous fury. Because being pregnant out of wedlock makes you a whore.

A pregnant US teenager branded "immoral" by her school and barred from its graduation ceremony is to have her own event, organised by her parents.

Maddi Runkles, 18, who attends a small private Christian school in Maryland, has been told she is not welcome at the event, on 2 June, because she must be "accountable for her immorality".[..]

Ms Runkles, who had been president of the student council, is among the highest academic achievers in her year.

In a statement, the school's head teacher, David R Hobbs, wrote: "Let me clarify some facts. "Maddi is being disciplined, not because she's pregnant, but because she was immoral... her immorality is the original choice she made that began this situation." (BBC)

Let me clarify some FACTS for you Hypocrite Hobbs:

  • You're not punishing any men for the same immorality
  • If she'd had an abortion and kept quiet, she'd be breaking all sorts of Catholic dogma, but hey, it wouldn't EMBARRASS you, so no punishment there
  • A good christian doesn't continue to repress a successful young woman who committed no crime in 2017 at all just because they need to feel empowered
  • Mary was an unwed, teen mom

David, you're a dipshit. You're not a christian and Jesus does NOT approve of your ego, your attitude or your intolerance. He told me personally that he wish you'd grow the fuck up and not point at a pregnant woman and laugh like a deranged preschooler.

I'm not sure who the fuck died and made you a petty little god, but I'm pretty sure your real god is going to have some choice words for you.

May/25
2017

He's rich, he sucks tRump's dick, he has $200 donated to his election by the sheriff, why the FUCK shouldn't he be able to kick the shit of out a reporter now and again? It's not like reporters are citizens, with rights... oh wait.

reg Gianforte was charged with misdemeanor assault after witnesses said he grabbed a reporter by the neck on Wednesday and threw him to the ground at Gianforte's campaign headquarters in Bozeman.

Gianforte, a millionaire tech entrepreneur who has aligned himself with President Donald Trump, said the reporter was being aggressive and grabbed him by the wrist at his campaign office.[..]

As Jacobs pressed the candidate on the GOP health care bill, "Gianforte grabbed Jacobs by the neck with both hands and slammed him into the ground behind him," Fox News reporter Alicia Acuna wrote in an article . She added that Gianforte then began to punch Jacobs. (AP)

Note that non-fake news reporting Faux News said that Grabby Greg went for the throat. Also note that the police did server him with a crime, although $200 bucks, a nod and a wink reduced it to a misdemeanor. Of course, this being the time that it is, and Dickhead being the ultimate press-hater that he is, and guns, guns, guns being so popular with red-neck, right-wing wonks (I mean it's fucking Montana, ffs) I guess the reporter got away lucky.

It's probably unlikely that Grabby Greg will suffer anything more than a bruised ego over his misdemeanor. Which means that next time he'll just shoot to kill.

Still, here's hoping that Greg plants himself face-first into the podium on his concession speech. And if not, well, fuck you Greg, you're a rich asshole. Why not go play with your money somewhere and leave the good people of your state in less violent hands?

May/24
2017

Tracy Murphree Has No Dick

It's pretty clear that Tracy needs a retread on his training bra. In fact I'd say Tracy needs to spend some remedial time in middle school because that's about when he neglected to learn a very simple lesson: DON'T FUCKING OPEN YOUR JIZZ-FILLED CAKEHOLE IN PUBLIC.

Denton County Sheriff Tracy Murphree's controversial post urged Americans to "pay attention" to the Islamic jihadists who "want to kill you".

His comments came after a suicide bomber killed 22 people and injured 64 at an Ariana Grande concert in the UK.[..]

"I stand behind it," Mr Murphree told a local NBC news affiliate on Tuesday. "We need to be realistic about the world we live in."(BBC)

Tracy you dumb, fucking cunt. I know people have excoriated you for using the death of children as a podium to rally for gun rights, for detaining aliens, for spreading hate and fear. Since it's guns, hate and discrimination that work so well, let's take a look, shall we at how well it's working in your shithole state shall we? Huh, well wouldja lookit that eh? Over 78% of the cities in the US are SAFER than Denton, or, put conversely, Denton is safer than 22% of cities out there.

DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU'RE DOIN' YOUR JOB THERE TRACY.

So, unlike all those other people out there on the net who'd like to see you fall under a herd of stampeding cattle, I'm just gonna offer this: how about you show us how effective your ideals work in your little part of the world before you go sticking your fat redneck out of your little town.

Yer a stupid cunt Tracy. A very stupid and pretty damn ineffective cunt.

May/24
2017

You voted for tRump, isn't this what you wanted?

Some 23 million people would lose health insurance over the next decade under the revised Republican healthcare plan, says a non-partisan agency.

Fourteen million people would be uninsured in 2018 alone, according to the Congressional Budget Office. (BBC)

tRump hasn't issued a new era of mediocrity, rather he's issued in an era of pure lies and total incompetency. House GOP were SO FUCKING EAGER to say they did something they approved the first thing they could, as fast as they could, before anyone could think or assess what it meant. Much like the tRump "budget".

The White House has denied the president's budget proposal contains an "egregious" maths error.

Former US Treasury Secretary Larry Summers pointed out the spending plan double-counts $2tr (£1.5tr).

But White House budget director Mick Mulvaney told reporters: "We stand by the numbers." (BBC)

Pshaw, so what if they counted their income twice. I mean that's MATH and MATH IS HARD (as opposed to science, because science is just wrong.) I guess following in the footsteps of a president who can only use bisyllabic words like "great" and "awful" it's not terribly surprising to see utterly inept people doing a criminally inept job. After all, anyone with any brains, self esteem or enough IQ to drive a car has pretty much shied away from the tarpit that this administration currently represents.

tRump, because stupid-like-us is not just a winning slogan, it's a way of life.

May/23
2017

The title is just a fancy way of saying that these are two people with absolutely NOTHING in common.

VATICAN CITY (AP) - They are stylistic opposites, one a bombastic tycoon-turned-president, the other a famously modest pope. They disagree openly on such weighty issues as immigration, climate change and economic policy.

President Donald Trump fulfilled a major campaign promise Tuesday, proposing a $4.1 trillion budget plan that would upend Washington in a big way. But he drew rebukes, even from some Republican allies, for the plan's jarring, politically unrealistic cuts to the social safety net for the poor and a broad swath of other domestic programs.

As far as pointless meetings go, this is basically a waste of everyone's time. Dickhead Donald only cares about making money, making the rich richer and everyone else, middle class, poor, the utterly destitute can die. Preferably somewhere where the smell won't waft his way. This meeting is a failed pairing, like Waldorf Salad and BBQ Sauce, it's just not two things you would ever willingly put together, probably not even in the same room.

Dickhead won't budge on being a dickehead. He never has, he never was anything less. Super Pope won't stop defending the poor, emphasizing that we all share the same planet and fighting for equality for all. Neither has any reason to tolerate the other, except for the sake of positive press. Dickhead gets to show the world that his money bought him a spot at the Pope's table. The Pope demonstrates that he can look pure gluttony in the eye and not flinch.

For the rest of us it were better that this never happened. But then stupid people can vote... so we're stuck with this mess.

May/22
2017

Because guns solve EVERYTHING.

Ha. Not.

May 22 (UPI) -- A South African hunter was crushed to death by an elephant that was shot in western Zimbabwe, the nation's national wildlife authority said.

Theunis Botha "unknowingly got in the middle of a breeding herd of elephants with several calves" in the Gwayi conservancy Friday and was trampled to death, Zimparks acting spokesperson Simukai Nyasha said Sunday to News24.

The elephant was shot as she picked him up with her trunk, before she fell and died, crushing Botha, according to Netwerk 24.

Can you imagine someone walking into a group of mothers and babies and trying to hurt one of them? Doesn't matter the breed, genus or species, he's a fucking DEAD man. Not that there's any room in the world for Great White Hunters making money from killing endangered species. Certainly not in 2017. The fact that he was crushed by the elephant that was shot was also wonderfully poignant.

The days of Bwana-go-trophy-hunting are past. It's entertainment, if you can call it that, for the ignorant and mentally-challenged.

Well, at least they won't have to have him embalmed, now will they?

May/21
2017

Make that 40,001 less Texans I'd be ok with not having.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A transgender "bathroom bill" reminiscent of one in North Carolina that caused a national uproar now appears to be on a fast-track to becoming law in Texas - though it may only apply to public schools.

A broader proposal mandating that virtually all transgender people in the country's second-largest state use public restrooms according to the gender on their birth certificates sailed through the Texas Senate months ago. A similar measure had stalled in the House, but supporters late Sunday night used an amendment to tack school bathroom limits onto a separate and otherwise unrelated bill covering campus emergency operation plans.

Republican Rep. Chris Paddie authored the hotly-debated language, saying it had "absolutely no intent" to discriminate.

Same shit, shittier state. Penis Paddie says it's all about "keepin' teh chilluns safe" but it's not because there has yet to any ANY fucking instance of transgender americans preying on anyone at all. But hey, they have to do SOMETHING to get their 15 minutes of fame, so why not keep beating the same dead horse?

Paddie, you're a fucking imbecile or a fucking asshole, or probably both. I look forward to your shitstain state losing dollars from agencies and institutions who don't tolerate hate-laws like the one you just passed.

I also look forward to your losing your job right after your state loses a few buckloads of cash.

Idiot.

May/20
2017

Because nothing good ever comes out of Texas. At least not these days. It's basically a cesspit of hate and stupidity.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas moved closer Friday to restricting emergency immunizations given to children removed from troubled homes, worrying doctors and handing a political victory for vaccination opponents in a state where the number of families forgoing shots is soaring.

Vaccination critics are trying to build a foothold in Texas, and the state's Republican-controlled House has now signed off on prohibiting doctors from administering any immediate immunizations- other than for tetanus - for children newly taken into state custody.[..]

More than 44,000 parents in Texas filed personal-belief exemptions last school year to shield their children from vaccinations, a nearly twentyfold jump from 2003.

Texas is setting itself up for a massive disease-fest. As a major immigration point it will only take one case of exposure to ripple though unvaccinated children, and into the at-risk population of infants and elderly. Eventually Texas will be a wasteland, hopefully without zombies, not that there's a real difference between zombies and what currently passes for citizens in Texas honestly.

At least they won't vote. Again, hopefully.

May/18
2017

Is it delusion or mental deficiency? I guess it really doesn't matter since the result is the same. In both cases people who KNOW something is wrong but want to believe it's not are a threat to themselves and others.

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald Trump's loyal backers say they don't know, don't believe or don't care about the explosive revelations that forced the Justice Department to appoint a special counsel to investigate possible collusion between Russia and the Republican campaign.[..]

"I tuned it out," said 44-year-old Michele Velardi, a mother of three sons, during a break from her job at a Staten Island hair salon. "I didn't want to be depressed. I don't want to feel that he's not doing what he said, so I just choose to not listen."[..]

"If you're wishing for him to fail, you're basically wishing for the pilot of the plane to crash," [Joseph] Amodeo said. "You just gotta stick by him and hopefully he does things that benefit everyone."[..]

Down the street, Andrew Ottrando, a 56-year-old truck driver, said, "The Comey stuff is a joke." Could anything persuade him to abandon Trump? "If he gases his own people, yeah I would be against him," Ottrando said, saying afterward that he was only joking.

From "I tuned it (meaning the facts) out" to failed analogies, tRumpanzees are desperate to hold on to their delusion. The press is evil, and it's their fault for reporting the facts. Democrats are the ones destroying the nation because they refuse to "just get along". Breaking laws, leaking secrets, making up lies to distract the public (and himself) from the truth, none of those are bad for a president apparently. It would be bad for the rest of us, but not for a president. Or doctor. Or pilot for that matter. Frankly I'd love to see Joe there up in a plane being flown by a successful business man with absolutely NO flight training whatsoever. Sure it's a choice between praying like hell and jumping into the cockpit to try and make sure nothing important gets ignored, but maybe NOT FLYING WITH A DICKHEAD IN CHARGE would have been the better solution.

Bottomline is: there's no point in presenting facts or using logic on tRumpanzees. Their ignorance is both their shield and their security blanket. They savor it, and choose "head in ass" blindness over the terror of admitting that THEY contributed to how bad the situation really is. I guess that's one way of handling things, but adults, ones trusted with the ability to vote, are expected to do better.

May/17
2017

That's just soooo true in ALL the ways! But let's start with the fact factory first!

The U.S. official told AP that Trump shared details about an Islamic State terror threat related to the use of laptop computers on aircraft with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Ambassador to the U.S. Sergey Kislyak. The official said the disclosure came as Trump boasted about his access to classified intelligence. An excerpt from an official transcript of the meeting reveals that Trump told them, "I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day." (AP)

So Dickhead blurts out whatever comes to mind, this we already know because Twitter. But when it comes to national security there's a lot more on the line, not the least of which is the cooperation of our allies who probably won't be our allies for much longer. Not since Dickhead can't keep his fucking cakehole shut.

Also: "I get great intel" Goddamn you're a driveling moron, aint'cha? No wonder we keep seeing press releases of foreign dignitaries smiling, they're just doing their best to keep from rolling on the Presidential carpet.

Codeword: Adds a second level of clearance to Top Secret, so that only those cleared with the codeword can see it. Administered by the CIA. The material discussed by Mr Trump with the Russians was under a codeword, sources told the Washington Post (BBC)

Dickhead doesn't realize that he doesn't OWN the information, yes he may have the ability to declassify information, but I'm willing to bet that he still needs to go through a process not just decide at the drop of a hat to blab out information that is so highly classified that it has a unique code. But the Trumpanzees out there wanted change. They wanted an idiot in the office to PROVE to america that being smart isn't a criteria for being a lawmaker.

Boy, they're sure showing us. And the rest of the world.

And then there's the Whitehouse staff stuck with the job of shoveling out yet ANOTHER gargantuan pile of shit, pooped out by Dickhead, all over the carpet.

May 16 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump's national security adviser on Tuesday said the commander in-chief did not put U.S. intelligence operatives at risk by divulging information to Russian officials.

H.R. McMaster told reporters at a White House briefing that Trump could not have jeopardized national security because he didn't even know where the information came from.

"The president wasn't even aware of where this information came from," McMaster said. "He wasn't briefed on the source."

Ok who here sees the total failure of the statement above? Here's a hint: Not knowing a source doesn't mean that the information ISN'T still classified. And if Dickhead doesn't know the source, it's probably because his staff knows damn well they can't trust him with it.

It also doesn't mean that the Russians don't know the source, which they probably do.

Cold war? Nah, the Russians are going to save a fucking bundle, instead of having to hack into systems to get it, they can just walk into the Whitehouse and ask. Dos Vedanya Dickhead.