Feb/19
2018

There's a clear theme here.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- As the nation mourned, President Donald Trump kept largely silent about the Florida school shooting victims and the escalating gun control debate, instead raging at the FBI for what he perceived to be a fixation on the Russia investigation at the cost of failing to deter the attack.

Did he NOT notice that kids died last week? Does that not even matter to him? I guess not. Because it's the United States of tRump. We just are lucky enough to live here.

Feb/18
2018

Again.

"Crooked Hillary Clinton, lost the 2016 election," Trump said. "But wasn't I a great candidate?" (AP)

Fucking moron.

Feb/17
2018

Because you're not born knowing how to massacre an entire school.

The troubled teen authorities say killed 17 people at a Florida high school excelled in an air-rifle marksmanship program supported by a grant from the National Rifle Association Foundation, part of a multimillion-dollar effort by the gun group to support youth shooting clubs and other programs. (AP)

Just like the tobacco industry the NRA tries to insinuate gun culture into American youth. And it works. I hear all the time "guns aren't dangerous, I grew up with them." But at the same time we don't grow up with checks and balances on our mental health. We don't have training on meditation or relaxation, if anything it's the opposite: "play hard, party hard." That is the midset. And when the desire to hurt as many people as possible overlaps with the ability to acquire guns and the knowledge to use them then we raise generations of killers.

Of course politicians are "so surprised" which is fascinating because they know how quickly they can fill their coffers with NRA bucks to support a gun-friendly environment. No, there's no chance that pussy politicos will do anything to cross the powerful gun lobby, they're scared spitless of losing that precious money, and the flare of waving guns at their next pre-election campaign.

Of course the biggest irony is that Dickhead himself enabled the types of people he says we should all be on the alert for: people with certified mental illness. Of course by the same token the after dickhead made it easier for people with mental illness to GET guns. Not that they want to admit it. Nope, in fact it never even happened because there's no picture that it happened. Well even if there are pictures they're not going to release them, so no. It never happened.

The White House has refused to release a photo of President Donald Trump signing a law making it easier for some people with mental illness to buy guns.

Despite repeated requests from CBS News, the White House press office has issued only a one-line response.

Mr Trump last year repealed an Obama-era rule allowing the names of certain people on mental health benefits to be entered into a criminal database. (BBC)

Just hoping this will all go away so he can pocket more dough and talk about himself some more. That's the current president. Out fucking standing asshole.

Feb/15
2018

The NRA rejoices! And so does the GOP!

When GOP chairwoman Ronna McDaniel tweeted that her heart was breaking for those affected, Ms Kalb's response that GOP candidates took more than $17m (£12m) from the NRA was retweeted more than 7,500 times and liked 11,000 times.

The figures that Ms Kalb used are based on an article from the New York Times in October 2017 following the Las Vegas shooting. The paper produced a list of all the thoughts and prayers expressed by senators and the money they had received from the NRA during the year 2016-2017.

In response to Florida's senator Marco Rubio's post that "Today is that terrible day you pray never comes" Ms Kalb wrote the figure $3.303,355. (BBC)

Of course, so do the NRA Trolls who suddenly defend their hobbies with quotes like "what do guns have to do with school shootings?" and "well if MORE people had MORE guns we'd have less massacres." Because, right, that's TOTALLY a thing.

Actually the "thing" is that stupid adults are allowed to vote. They're allowed to buy guns. They're allowed to influence policy. They're willing participants in the cycle of violence. The NRA does NOT care about children dying and every card-carrying member should be proud of their contribution to the tragedy of gun violence. Other nations have solved this problem, they DON'T have the deaths we do, but clearly in the US when it comes to a choice between owning a lethal weapon because it's "cool" (sorry, the public has no necessity to own a bullet-firing weapon, unlike say food or medicine) and the risk of kids being murdered the choice is clear.

The NRA supports school shootings, NRA members fund policies that enable preventable deaths of innocents. That's the world we live in. Just fucking spare us the bullshit "omg HOW did this happen and WHAT do we do to prevent it?" Because you know. We all know. We just don't fucking care.

Feb/14
2018

The sad fact is that when children die more guns are sold. Because that's the NRA's America.

At least 17 people have been killed in a shooting at a local high school in Parkland, Florida, police say.

The suspect has been named as Nikolas Cruz, 19, and is a former student at the school who had been expelled.

He reportedly pulled the fire alarm and caused chaos in the school before he started shooting, law enforcement officials told CBS News. (BBC)

The cycle keeps repeating itself with increasing intensity. Why? Because of continued accessibility to guns and because our culture has made it a quick and easy way to fame. As we know people will do ANYTHING to go from nobody to somebody everyone is talking about. From reject to infamous in the pull of a trigger. All it takes is a gun and a lot of bullets.

The NRA wants everyone to believe that more guns equals less massacres, but if you take that to it's logical conclusion which is the actual scenario where there are no more gun massacres? The one where EVERYONE has a gun? Or the one where NO ONE has a gun?

That's when it becomes obvious. But it's hard to get rich by NOT selling something. So here we go again.

This massacre brought to you by the NRA: Buy more, kill more, just make sure you're the last man standing.

Feb/13
2018

Yes You Too Asswipe

Austrian director Michael Haneke is sad that the Directing Couch is now (almost) a thing of the past. He misses the good ol' days when men could be as misogynistic as they liked and bitches either put up or got kicked out.

BERLIN (AP) -- Austrian film director Michael Haneke, an Academy Award and two-time Palme d'Or winner, has compared the Hollywood sexual harassment scandal to a "witch hunt" that has ushered in a "new, men-hating puritanism."[..] He said what especially bothered him was the "complete spitefulness without any reflection and the blind rage, which is not based on facts but ... destroys the lives of people whose crimes have not been proven."

Haneke said, "people are been killed in the media, lives and careers destroyed."

Because it's TERRIBLE when a famous man gets exposed but when a woman is abused behind a closed door it's fine, just fine.

Hey Mikey. Fucking fuck you fuck face, mmmm 'kay? All these "poor men" who are victims of hysteria, "complete spitefulness" and "blind rage", maybe just maybe ask yourself where that spite and rage came from hmmm? Maybe, just maybe if women weren't treated like disposable commodities that rage, that hate, that desire for revenge wouldn't exist. And maybe your pity for "all the other men" who have been injustly vilified just masks the fear you have that someone will expose you.

How about you take a dose of "man up you fucking pussy" and realize that you had your day, and that exclusive male dominance in film is coming to a close. Or, if you like, "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen Bitch... oh and while you're in there? Make me a sandwich."

Feb/12
2018

Because, well, here's the rest of the joke...

A suspected big cat poacher has been eaten by lions near the Kruger National Park in South Africa, police say.

The animals left little behind, but some body parts were found over the weekend at a game park near Hoedspruit.

"It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions," Limpopo police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe told AFP.

"They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains." (BBC)

Sometimes the lion wins. Not all the time mind you, but when it does it's a good cause to celebrate.

Go Lions!

Feb/11
2018

It all starts with being stupid or, in this case, stupid and arrogant. Junior Dickhead Pence (doesn't quite have the same ring as "Dickhead Donald") heads off to Korea for the Olympics, and when confronted with the sister of the North Korean Dicktater he freaks out and hides. Refuses to go to dinner. Looks straight ahead when she's next to him. Doesn't say a word.

Not very manly if you ask me. Certainly no John Wayne, staring danger in the face, challenging ideas, speaking up for what he believes in. Nope. Instead of being the vice president of the American Patriarchy, Pence came across as a scared child.

But Mike Pence and Kim Yo-jong stared fixedly ahead during the chilly, blustery opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics on Friday in Pyeongchang, South Korea. There would be no dramatic handshake to upstage the athletes, flag carriers, drummers or torchbearers. (NYT)

One way or another, either popping some bubblegum or being a man and saying something Pence could have made history. Instead he was just a nobody and the moment went by...

Feb/10
2018

Dickhead loves to talk about how "great" he's making America. Problem is, the only thing Dickhead is making great is the fucking mess he's making of the nation.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Money spent on lobbying by corporations, trade associations and special interest groups spiked during the final three months of 2017 as they battled for the biggest breaks possible in the most dramatic tax overhaul in more than 30 years.

The figures for the heavyweights are eye-popping.

The National Association of Realtors tallied $22.2 million between Oct. 1 and Dec. 31, according to newly filed disclosure reports. That's double what the organization spent in the third quarter on lobbying activities. The Business Roundtable spent $17.3 million in the fourth quarter, nearly quadruple the amount over the three previous months, and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce reported spending $16.8 million, a $3.7 million increase.

President Donald Trump swept into the White House promising to "drain the swamp" in Washington, but lobbyists continue to wield considerable influence and they plied their trade with vigor as Congress crafted the $1.5 trillion tax-cut package that Trump signed into law in late December.

Yes, tens of millions were spent by lobbyists, not on healthcare, not on infrastructure, and certainly NOT on tax cuts for the poor or middle class. Nope, this is a shameless display of spending money to make money by buying the politicians who can influence laws. This was money spent BY the rich FOR the rich and you know what? It worked. They won and won big. They won tax cuts WITHOUT a cutoff date. Unlike what the public got, businesses, the rich got a heaping helping of champagne while the voters got swamp water served up in paper cups.

This is Trumpmerica and the entertaining part is the still loyal proclaiming how GREAT the nation is now because they're getting the scraps on the floor, left over as the fat cats feast.

I need to change the title of this category from "nothing as stupid as tRump" to "nothing as stupid as a tRump supporter" because they're the reason we're in this mess.

Feb/09
2018

Dickhead Donald can't see anything wrong with slapping a few bitches, especially when in a relationship with them. In fact he applauds not just the idea but anyone who fits that bill.

US President Donald Trump has paid tribute to an ex-aide who quit this week amid domestic abuse allegations.

"We wish him well," he said in his first public remarks on the claims against ex-White House staff secretary Rob Porter. "He worked very hard." [..] "He did a very good job while when he was in the White House. And we hope he has a wonderful career and he will have a great career ahead of him." (BBC)

Pretty clearly Dickhead doesn't have any issue with a guy who would slug his bride on their honeymoon. Even if it's like a pattern of abuse that multiple women can attest to. That's because Dickhead doesn't value women or even see them as human. In Dickhead's pea brain women are merely an accessory, something that's damn clear from the way he treats the First Lady.

But Dickhead was always a dickhead, my extra special reserve, black-label hate is set aside specially for women who support Dickhead. You can almost hear them thinking "Omg, yes, yes, please abuse ME Donny, yes, I'll forgive you because god told me to."

Those cunts really do deserve a sock in the chops. Problem is, they'd love it.

Feb/08
2018

Asshole is back at it again, posing for the cocksucking jesus droolers.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump told a prayer breakfast Thursday that faith is "central to American life and liberty."

In remarks to the annual gathering of lawmakers, religious leaders and dignitaries, Trump noted that America's founders invoked "our creator" in the Declaration of Independence, U.S. currency declares "In God We Trust" and "we place our hands on our hearts as we recite the Pledge of Allegiance and proclaim we are one nation under God."

Dickhead only worships one god: himself. The single reason he's aware of "in god we trust" is because money is the runner up in his polytheistic pantheon of puerility.

Faith. Don't make me fucking laugh. Anyone with any REAL faith knows that you only forgive sinners when they try NOT to sin again. Dickhead, however, claims faith while everything he does and says contradicts the very basis of any religion. And the blind zealots suck it up, proclaiming loyalty to someone who is the very epitome of greed, lust, sloth, wrath, envy, pride and a pile of cheeseburgers in bed.

Faith. You fucking faith fakers are laughable. Please. Go faith yourself.

Feb/07
2018

Only they really aren't HIS toys, they belong to the American people. And THIS American person doesn't fucking want a parade with guns and tanks because this ain't fucking North Korea.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump has asked the Pentagon to plan a grand parade of the U.S. armed forces in Washington this year to celebrate military strength, officials said Tuesday.

The Washington Post, which was first to report the plan, said Trump wants an elaborate parade this year with soldiers marching and tanks rolling, but no date has been selected.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed the request Tuesday evening. She said Trump wants the Pentagon to "explore a celebration" that will allow Americans to show appreciation for the military.

Dickhead gets more and more like a petty dictator every day. He wants constant praise. He cycles through advisers like an allergy sufferer goes through Kleenex. He needs bigger, better toys, parades, displays, applause. It doesn't matter who pays. We're looking at a return to defects higher than when Obama was in office now.

GOP defense hawks were prevailing over the party's depleted ranks of deficit hawks, championing major new spending on military programs. Democrats, meanwhile, leveraged their influence to increase spending for domestic priorities such as combating opioid misuse.

The result could be the return of trillion-dollar deficits for the first time since Obama's first term.

But none of this matters, because Dickhead doesn't actually GOVERN, rather he just likes to play. He likes to go to parties. He likes presents. He likes praise. It doesn't matter that in the US we appreciate our military differently, that we prefer to have them healthy and safe rather than infested with worms as they bolt for the border to another country. No. In Dickhead's mind he wants a military parade with tanks and missiles, something we've never and SHOULD never have, ever. Not the the US. Because we don't been to showcase our capabilities to anyone, not even ourselves.

It's only been a year, but Dickhead sure has done an outstanding job of being the worst person ever, not just as president, but as a human being. It's hard to imagine worse, but I'm sure he'll show us.

Feb/06
2018

Most of us are familiar with the feeling of not wanting to go to work. Most of us, however, don't want it so badly that we'd burn the factory down. Not Dickhead, however...

President Donald Trump has said he would "love to see" the US government shut down if Congress does not agree an immigration deal.

"If we don't change it let's have a shutdown. We'll do a shutdown, and it's worth it for our country," he said. (BBC)

That's right. Because Dickhead can't get his way, because he's not getting plaudits and huzzahs, because people DARE to disapprove and disagree then everything should stop. No work should get done. Public servants should be sent home. All progress should cease. This is the "president". President? What kind of leader not only encourages but celebrates chaos and discontinuity?

Only one kind: Dickhead Donald.

It's his world. He owns it. We just have to live here.

Feb/05
2018

President Idiot Has A Sad

Suddenly it should be against the law not to love the President. Seems like yet another page from the "petty dictator" handbook.

US President Donald Trump has called Democratic lawmakers' failure to appreciate his State of the Union address last week "treasonous" and "un-American". "They certainly didn't seem to love our country very much," he said during a visit to a manufacturing plant in Cincinnati, Ohio. "It's very very sad." (BBC)

Yes it's "treasonous" not to be cheering wildly for Dickhead Donald. At least in his opinion. I like how equates himself with the nation, a poorly worded version of l'etat c'est moi.

Even North Korean dictators have more dignity, they hire thugs to threaten people into cheering, or quietly disappear politicians who don't show the appropriate enthusiasm. Dickhead doesn't even have that level of sophistication.

Feb/03
2018

Ingrid Duran hates her own gender. Thus far she's been pretty successful at mustering support for the restriction of women's rights, Nazi-collaborator style, to disenfranchise women over the control of their own bodies.

Ingrid is pretty much the definition of raw evil.

Ingrid Duran, director of state legislation at the National Right to Life Committee, said the model state laws drafted by her group are aimed at U.S. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, a swing vote who wrote the court's 2007 opinion upholding a federal ban on a procedure critics call partial-birth abortion.

She said the court could use similar reasoning to prohibit dilation and evacuation and noted it has never considered whether states have an interest in protecting fetuses from pain.

"We did draft these laws with the bigger picture in mind," Duran said (AP)

That bigger picture is the total enslavement of women to their organs. Rape? Doesn't matter. Incest? Totally ok. Fetal abnormality that ends in the immediate death of the fetus when it's born? Sure! Because it's not her suffering, her pain, the risk to her life. No, it's just some other faceless woman who she's more than happy to abuse for power, attention and religion.

Ingrid, fuck you. You're a hateful slut whose only goal in life is to enforce suffering on women and babies. Fuck you to hell.

Feb/02
2018

At what point did the GOP ever try to care about non-white, non-binary, non-male citizens? Answer? Fuck that you know the answer.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Republican National Committee is siding with President Donald Trump on his order to bar transgender individuals from serving in the U.S. military.

It doesn't fucking MATTER that the military is past all that. It doesn't fucking MATTER that soldiers deserve respect, no matter who they are. It doesn't fucking matter that the majority of American's don't agree with this kind of stupid, dickless, brainless, hateful bigotry. It just makes them feel good, is all.

It really takes a special type of egotistical, hate-fuck to keep on trucking down this anti-trans, anti-gay road. Fact is that NONE of these shitstains represent their voters, their state or this nation. Fact is, it makes them FEEL better because they're all pussies, willing to attack soldiers who are ready to defend America because they don't want to be assaulted by a vocal minority of religious-filth.

Fuck you RNC. Fuck you Dickhead Donald. You have no balls, no morals and no pride. You're not worthy to even TALK about those serving our nation. Scumbags. Go on, waste more taxpayer money on your stupidity.

Feb/01
2018

Guess which state I'm talking about, go on, guess. The most ultra-conservative, the most gun-loving, the most bible-thumping...

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Newly released federal figures show a sharp rise in child abuse fatalities in the U.S., with the bulk of the increase occurring in two states - Indiana and Texas - where child-welfare agencies have been in disarray.

According to a report released this week by the Department of Health and Human Services, there were 1,700 fatalities resulting from child maltreatment reported in fiscal year 2016, compared to 1,589 the previous year - a 7 percent increase. The figures encompass data from every state but Maine, as well as from the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico.

Accounting for most of the increase were Texas, where fatalities jumped from 162 to 217, and Indiana, where the death toll more than doubled from 34 to 70.

Yes, the state trying the HARDEST to outlaw abortion is also the state with the highest child abuse death rates. AND, in this period of blindingly stupid ultra-ultra-conservatism abusers are having a fucking FIELD DAY. They must love the fact that the crackdown on women and women's rights means more fodder for their pedo-mill.

But that's pretty much how the story goes: the fanatical pro-life brigade couldn't give two shits about the child being born. They're keen to stand out in the cold and demand that women be slaves to their reproductive systems, but as for the suffering of the child after it's born? Fuck no. No interest. No investment. No love.

Frankly if I were going to get beaten, raped, abused or murdered as a toddler I'd much rather not be born at all. But pro-lifers aren't really about the babies, they're about themselves and their desire to be "above" others. They're selfish fuckwads who could care less about a child's quality of life than their morality metrics.

Pro life: because the only life you care about is your own.