May/26
2017

Which Is It?

I notice that there seem to be two distinct tribes, or camps, as it were: those who pronounce tiny-dick-bear's name as "Pee-ew-tin" and others who pronounce it as "Pooooo-tin".

So which is it? Shit-tin or rancid-body-odor-tin? I guess Shorty McShort-short is kinda out of the question, although it's a fairly apt nick name.

May/25
2017

Who is David R. Hobbs? Well aside from being a cynical woman hater, he's a fucking dickhead who is punishing a pregnant teen mom with his righteous fury. Because being pregnant out of wedlock makes you a whore.

A pregnant US teenager branded "immoral" by her school and barred from its graduation ceremony is to have her own event, organised by her parents.

Maddi Runkles, 18, who attends a small private Christian school in Maryland, has been told she is not welcome at the event, on 2 June, because she must be "accountable for her immorality".[..]

Ms Runkles, who had been president of the student council, is among the highest academic achievers in her year.

In a statement, the school's head teacher, David R Hobbs, wrote: "Let me clarify some facts. "Maddi is being disciplined, not because she's pregnant, but because she was immoral... her immorality is the original choice she made that began this situation." (BBC)

Let me clarify some FACTS for you Hypocrite Hobbs:

  • You're not punishing any men for the same immorality
  • If she'd had an abortion and kept quiet, she'd be breaking all sorts of Catholic dogma, but hey, it wouldn't EMBARRASS you, so no punishment there
  • A good christian doesn't continue to repress a successful young woman who committed no crime in 2017 at all just because they need to feel empowered
  • Mary was an unwed, teen mom

David, you're a dipshit. You're not a christian and Jesus does NOT approve of your ego, your attitude or your intolerance. He told me personally that he wish you'd grow the fuck up and not point at a pregnant woman and laugh like a deranged preschooler.

I'm not sure who the fuck died and made you a petty little god, but I'm pretty sure your real god is going to have some choice words for you.

May/25
2017

He's rich, he sucks tRump's dick, he has $200 donated to his election by the sheriff, why the FUCK shouldn't he be able to kick the shit of out a reporter now and again? It's not like reporters are citizens, with rights... oh wait.

reg Gianforte was charged with misdemeanor assault after witnesses said he grabbed a reporter by the neck on Wednesday and threw him to the ground at Gianforte's campaign headquarters in Bozeman.

Gianforte, a millionaire tech entrepreneur who has aligned himself with President Donald Trump, said the reporter was being aggressive and grabbed him by the wrist at his campaign office.[..]

As Jacobs pressed the candidate on the GOP health care bill, "Gianforte grabbed Jacobs by the neck with both hands and slammed him into the ground behind him," Fox News reporter Alicia Acuna wrote in an article . She added that Gianforte then began to punch Jacobs. (AP)

Note that non-fake news reporting Faux News said that Grabby Greg went for the throat. Also note that the police did server him with a crime, although $200 bucks, a nod and a wink reduced it to a misdemeanor. Of course, this being the time that it is, and Dickhead being the ultimate press-hater that he is, and guns, guns, guns being so popular with red-neck, right-wing wonks (I mean it's fucking Montana, ffs) I guess the reporter got away lucky.

It's probably unlikely that Grabby Greg will suffer anything more than a bruised ego over his misdemeanor. Which means that next time he'll just shoot to kill.

Still, here's hoping that Greg plants himself face-first into the podium on his concession speech. And if not, well, fuck you Greg, you're a rich asshole. Why not go play with your money somewhere and leave the good people of your state in less violent hands?

May/24
2017

Tracy Murphree Has No Dick

It's pretty clear that Tracy needs a retread on his training bra. In fact I'd say Tracy needs to spend some remedial time in middle school because that's about when he neglected to learn a very simple lesson: DON'T FUCKING OPEN YOUR JIZZ-FILLED CAKEHOLE IN PUBLIC.

Denton County Sheriff Tracy Murphree's controversial post urged Americans to "pay attention" to the Islamic jihadists who "want to kill you".

His comments came after a suicide bomber killed 22 people and injured 64 at an Ariana Grande concert in the UK.[..]

"I stand behind it," Mr Murphree told a local NBC news affiliate on Tuesday. "We need to be realistic about the world we live in."(BBC)

Tracy you dumb, fucking cunt. I know people have excoriated you for using the death of children as a podium to rally for gun rights, for detaining aliens, for spreading hate and fear. Since it's guns, hate and discrimination that work so well, let's take a look, shall we at how well it's working in your shithole state shall we? Huh, well wouldja lookit that eh? Over 78% of the cities in the US are SAFER than Denton, or, put conversely, Denton is safer than 22% of cities out there.

DON'T SEEM LIKE YOU'RE DOIN' YOUR JOB THERE TRACY.

So, unlike all those other people out there on the net who'd like to see you fall under a herd of stampeding cattle, I'm just gonna offer this: how about you show us how effective your ideals work in your little part of the world before you go sticking your fat redneck out of your little town.

Yer a stupid cunt Tracy. A very stupid and pretty damn ineffective cunt.

May/24
2017

You voted for tRump, isn't this what you wanted?

Some 23 million people would lose health insurance over the next decade under the revised Republican healthcare plan, says a non-partisan agency.

Fourteen million people would be uninsured in 2018 alone, according to the Congressional Budget Office. (BBC)

tRump hasn't issued a new era of mediocrity, rather he's issued in an era of pure lies and total incompetency. House GOP were SO FUCKING EAGER to say they did something they approved the first thing they could, as fast as they could, before anyone could think or assess what it meant. Much like the tRump "budget".

The White House has denied the president's budget proposal contains an "egregious" maths error.

Former US Treasury Secretary Larry Summers pointed out the spending plan double-counts $2tr (£1.5tr).

But White House budget director Mick Mulvaney told reporters: "We stand by the numbers." (BBC)

Pshaw, so what if they counted their income twice. I mean that's MATH and MATH IS HARD (as opposed to science, because science is just wrong.) I guess following in the footsteps of a president who can only use bisyllabic words like "great" and "awful" it's not terribly surprising to see utterly inept people doing a criminally inept job. After all, anyone with any brains, self esteem or enough IQ to drive a car has pretty much shied away from the tarpit that this administration currently represents.

tRump, because stupid-like-us is not just a winning slogan, it's a way of life.

May/23
2017

The title is just a fancy way of saying that these are two people with absolutely NOTHING in common.

VATICAN CITY (AP) - They are stylistic opposites, one a bombastic tycoon-turned-president, the other a famously modest pope. They disagree openly on such weighty issues as immigration, climate change and economic policy.

President Donald Trump fulfilled a major campaign promise Tuesday, proposing a $4.1 trillion budget plan that would upend Washington in a big way. But he drew rebukes, even from some Republican allies, for the plan's jarring, politically unrealistic cuts to the social safety net for the poor and a broad swath of other domestic programs.

As far as pointless meetings go, this is basically a waste of everyone's time. Dickhead Donald only cares about making money, making the rich richer and everyone else, middle class, poor, the utterly destitute can die. Preferably somewhere where the smell won't waft his way. This meeting is a failed pairing, like Waldorf Salad and BBQ Sauce, it's just not two things you would ever willingly put together, probably not even in the same room.

Dickhead won't budge on being a dickehead. He never has, he never was anything less. Super Pope won't stop defending the poor, emphasizing that we all share the same planet and fighting for equality for all. Neither has any reason to tolerate the other, except for the sake of positive press. Dickhead gets to show the world that his money bought him a spot at the Pope's table. The Pope demonstrates that he can look pure gluttony in the eye and not flinch.

For the rest of us it were better that this never happened. But then stupid people can vote... so we're stuck with this mess.

May/22
2017

Because guns solve EVERYTHING.

Ha. Not.

May 22 (UPI) -- A South African hunter was crushed to death by an elephant that was shot in western Zimbabwe, the nation's national wildlife authority said.

Theunis Botha "unknowingly got in the middle of a breeding herd of elephants with several calves" in the Gwayi conservancy Friday and was trampled to death, Zimparks acting spokesperson Simukai Nyasha said Sunday to News24.

The elephant was shot as she picked him up with her trunk, before she fell and died, crushing Botha, according to Netwerk 24.

Can you imagine someone walking into a group of mothers and babies and trying to hurt one of them? Doesn't matter the breed, genus or species, he's a fucking DEAD man. Not that there's any room in the world for Great White Hunters making money from killing endangered species. Certainly not in 2017. The fact that he was crushed by the elephant that was shot was also wonderfully poignant.

The days of Bwana-go-trophy-hunting are past. It's entertainment, if you can call it that, for the ignorant and mentally-challenged.

Well, at least they won't have to have him embalmed, now will they?

May/21
2017

Make that 40,001 less Texans I'd be ok with not having.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A transgender "bathroom bill" reminiscent of one in North Carolina that caused a national uproar now appears to be on a fast-track to becoming law in Texas - though it may only apply to public schools.

A broader proposal mandating that virtually all transgender people in the country's second-largest state use public restrooms according to the gender on their birth certificates sailed through the Texas Senate months ago. A similar measure had stalled in the House, but supporters late Sunday night used an amendment to tack school bathroom limits onto a separate and otherwise unrelated bill covering campus emergency operation plans.

Republican Rep. Chris Paddie authored the hotly-debated language, saying it had "absolutely no intent" to discriminate.

Same shit, shittier state. Penis Paddie says it's all about "keepin' teh chilluns safe" but it's not because there has yet to any ANY fucking instance of transgender americans preying on anyone at all. But hey, they have to do SOMETHING to get their 15 minutes of fame, so why not keep beating the same dead horse?

Paddie, you're a fucking imbecile or a fucking asshole, or probably both. I look forward to your shitstain state losing dollars from agencies and institutions who don't tolerate hate-laws like the one you just passed.

I also look forward to your losing your job right after your state loses a few buckloads of cash.

Idiot.

May/20
2017

Because nothing good ever comes out of Texas. At least not these days. It's basically a cesspit of hate and stupidity.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas moved closer Friday to restricting emergency immunizations given to children removed from troubled homes, worrying doctors and handing a political victory for vaccination opponents in a state where the number of families forgoing shots is soaring.

Vaccination critics are trying to build a foothold in Texas, and the state's Republican-controlled House has now signed off on prohibiting doctors from administering any immediate immunizations- other than for tetanus - for children newly taken into state custody.[..]

More than 44,000 parents in Texas filed personal-belief exemptions last school year to shield their children from vaccinations, a nearly twentyfold jump from 2003.

Texas is setting itself up for a massive disease-fest. As a major immigration point it will only take one case of exposure to ripple though unvaccinated children, and into the at-risk population of infants and elderly. Eventually Texas will be a wasteland, hopefully without zombies, not that there's a real difference between zombies and what currently passes for citizens in Texas honestly.

At least they won't vote. Again, hopefully.

May/18
2017

Is it delusion or mental deficiency? I guess it really doesn't matter since the result is the same. In both cases people who KNOW something is wrong but want to believe it's not are a threat to themselves and others.

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald Trump's loyal backers say they don't know, don't believe or don't care about the explosive revelations that forced the Justice Department to appoint a special counsel to investigate possible collusion between Russia and the Republican campaign.[..]

"I tuned it out," said 44-year-old Michele Velardi, a mother of three sons, during a break from her job at a Staten Island hair salon. "I didn't want to be depressed. I don't want to feel that he's not doing what he said, so I just choose to not listen."[..]

"If you're wishing for him to fail, you're basically wishing for the pilot of the plane to crash," [Joseph] Amodeo said. "You just gotta stick by him and hopefully he does things that benefit everyone."[..]

Down the street, Andrew Ottrando, a 56-year-old truck driver, said, "The Comey stuff is a joke." Could anything persuade him to abandon Trump? "If he gases his own people, yeah I would be against him," Ottrando said, saying afterward that he was only joking.

From "I tuned it (meaning the facts) out" to failed analogies, tRumpanzees are desperate to hold on to their delusion. The press is evil, and it's their fault for reporting the facts. Democrats are the ones destroying the nation because they refuse to "just get along". Breaking laws, leaking secrets, making up lies to distract the public (and himself) from the truth, none of those are bad for a president apparently. It would be bad for the rest of us, but not for a president. Or doctor. Or pilot for that matter. Frankly I'd love to see Joe there up in a plane being flown by a successful business man with absolutely NO flight training whatsoever. Sure it's a choice between praying like hell and jumping into the cockpit to try and make sure nothing important gets ignored, but maybe NOT FLYING WITH A DICKHEAD IN CHARGE would have been the better solution.

Bottomline is: there's no point in presenting facts or using logic on tRumpanzees. Their ignorance is both their shield and their security blanket. They savor it, and choose "head in ass" blindness over the terror of admitting that THEY contributed to how bad the situation really is. I guess that's one way of handling things, but adults, ones trusted with the ability to vote, are expected to do better.

May/17
2017

That's just soooo true in ALL the ways! But let's start with the fact factory first!

The U.S. official told AP that Trump shared details about an Islamic State terror threat related to the use of laptop computers on aircraft with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Ambassador to the U.S. Sergey Kislyak. The official said the disclosure came as Trump boasted about his access to classified intelligence. An excerpt from an official transcript of the meeting reveals that Trump told them, "I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day." (AP)

So Dickhead blurts out whatever comes to mind, this we already know because Twitter. But when it comes to national security there's a lot more on the line, not the least of which is the cooperation of our allies who probably won't be our allies for much longer. Not since Dickhead can't keep his fucking cakehole shut.

Also: "I get great intel" Goddamn you're a driveling moron, aint'cha? No wonder we keep seeing press releases of foreign dignitaries smiling, they're just doing their best to keep from rolling on the Presidential carpet.

Codeword: Adds a second level of clearance to Top Secret, so that only those cleared with the codeword can see it. Administered by the CIA. The material discussed by Mr Trump with the Russians was under a codeword, sources told the Washington Post (BBC)

Dickhead doesn't realize that he doesn't OWN the information, yes he may have the ability to declassify information, but I'm willing to bet that he still needs to go through a process not just decide at the drop of a hat to blab out information that is so highly classified that it has a unique code. But the Trumpanzees out there wanted change. They wanted an idiot in the office to PROVE to america that being smart isn't a criteria for being a lawmaker.

Boy, they're sure showing us. And the rest of the world.

And then there's the Whitehouse staff stuck with the job of shoveling out yet ANOTHER gargantuan pile of shit, pooped out by Dickhead, all over the carpet.

May 16 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump's national security adviser on Tuesday said the commander in-chief did not put U.S. intelligence operatives at risk by divulging information to Russian officials.

H.R. McMaster told reporters at a White House briefing that Trump could not have jeopardized national security because he didn't even know where the information came from.

"The president wasn't even aware of where this information came from," McMaster said. "He wasn't briefed on the source."

Ok who here sees the total failure of the statement above? Here's a hint: Not knowing a source doesn't mean that the information ISN'T still classified. And if Dickhead doesn't know the source, it's probably because his staff knows damn well they can't trust him with it.

It also doesn't mean that the Russians don't know the source, which they probably do.

Cold war? Nah, the Russians are going to save a fucking bundle, instead of having to hack into systems to get it, they can just walk into the Whitehouse and ask. Dos Vedanya Dickhead.

May/16
2017

Even Hitler had women who supported and aided his mission of murder and oppression, thus it's no surprise that there are women willing to turn a blind eye on Dickhead Donald's misogyny and hate for their own personal glory.

Trumpslut 1: Kunty Kara McCullough

Asked during Sunday's pageant in Las Vegas whether healthcare was a privilege or a right, Miss McCullough said: "I'm definitely going to say it's a privilege."

She added: "As a government employee, I'm granted healthcare and I see first hand that for one to have healthcare, you need to have jobs.(BBC)

Basically dying is for the poor, because only the rich should be able to afford to see a doctor. And this is Miss USA of today speaking. Of course Trumpanzees are delighted to hear her spouting "kill the poor" rhetoric, and are leaping to defend her as being "correct". Somehow this doesn't quite align with what are commonly touted as "good Christain" beliefs, but then we all know that the right loves the religious label but has zero interest in the actual meaning.

Trumpslut 2: Cheating, Husband Stealing Callista Gingrich

Because who wouldn't want an avowed adulterer as the US rep to Christianity?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Trump administration has approached the wife of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich to be the next U.S. ambassador to the Vatican

Well she's blonde, ambitious and probably gives good head. Too bad none of those are actual qualifications for representing a nation.

Yes Trumpsluts, demonstrating that looks and no brains IS the road to riches in the current political climate. I guess those would be the only women who could openly support a dickhead like donald.

May/15
2017

Let's look at some of the "success" the GOP is lauding themselves for.

Congressional Republicans anxious to show voters they can get something done are hailing their reversal of more than a dozen Obama-era regulations on guns, the internet and the environment.(AP)

  1. Women can get less services at Planned Parenthood, because smaller government means more intrusion into private decisions regarding her most private parts
  2. More chemical runoff from mining will be allowed, because who needs clean water? That shit comes out of a bottle right?
  3. Your wireless company can go right back to selling your private data so you can get more harassing calls and solicitations
  4. The mentally disabled can buy guns

Yes, undoing legislation designed to protect citizens is what the GOP is about. Protecting people from pollution is BAD for business and that's the bottom line.

"I am almost speechless when I think about the success," said Sen. Jim Inhofe, R-Okla

It's like watching a jealous child smashing a sandcastle, they're overjoyed at the "difference" they made, mainly because they aren't capable of making their own.

May/14
2017

No One Can Keep Up

Mainly because everyone else in that office got their jobs based on skill and experience. In a nutshell, Dickhead Donald is not only nutso but making everyone ELSE nutso trying to keep up.

President Donald Trump is contradicting previous White House explanations for the firing of James Comey as FBI director.

Trump says in an interview with NBC News that he had planned to fire Comey all along, regardless of the recommendations of top Justice Department officials.

Initially the White House cited a Justice Department memo criticizing Comey's handling of last year's investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails as the impetus for Trump's decision.[..]

President Donald Trump says his busy schedule makes it "not possible" for his staff to speak at the podium with "perfect accuracy."

Trump on Friday defended the struggle by his administration to come up with a consistent timeline and rationale for the abrupt firing of FBI Director James Comey this week.

Trump tweeted, "As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!" (AP)

So here's the "strategy": Say whatever pops into your head. Tell others to say it. When asked about the same topic later say something else. Let others deal with the contradiction, and enjoy their pain and discomfort as they scramble to keep up.

You know the real winner in this mess are the doctors and pharma companies who are going to make a shit-ton of money off the meds everyone will be taking just to keep their day job. My question is: when will stupid supporters get tired themselves of trying to keep up?

May/13
2017

Remember that guy who said he's put america first and bring the Chinese lion to heel? Well he's that guy in action...

The US and China have reached a 10-point trade deal that opens the Chinese market to US credit rating agencies and credit card companies.

Under the deal, China will also lift its ban on US beef imports and accept US shipments of liquefied natural gas.

In return, Chinese cooked chicken will be allowed into the US market and Chinese banks can enter the US market. (BBC)

That's right, he sure showed THEM. They're going to open banks right here in the US and have to deal with American's trying to save money! Ha! Good fucking luck. American's don't save, they don't make ENOUGH to fucking save. Plus there's all those lovely loans so they can buy bigger houses and cars than they can afford.

Good thing all those Frank Dodd laws are being repealed, too. That way when the Chinese banks go to hell along with ours they can suck at the government titty like everyone else. Because "too big to fail" and all that shit.

Yeah, I'm sure all those heartlanders can't fucking WAIT to open their accounts at the National Bank of China! Move over Canada, here comes the Big Eggroll!

May/12
2017

More Nixon Than Nixon

But really, Nixon did it better.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Raging against a political firestorm, President Donald Trump on Friday shot a sharp warning at his ousted FBI director about possible "tapes" of their disputed private conversations, raising the provocative possibility that recording devices have been installed in the White House.

Not even waiting for someone else to bring up the notion of "tapes" Dickhead is all over it. Because he wants to be first. Loudest. Angriest. Everything-est.

He's the Great Autistic President, someone who can't stand peace and quiet. Doesn't understand civility. Can't get through the day without infuriating someone while at the same time lavishing compliments on those clearly subordinate to him. I know this behavior very well because I grew up with it. It's called bipolar. It's best for everyone if medication is applied. But if it can't? The the second best option is to stay the fuck away.

Shit. Why couldn't he want to be Elvis?

May/11
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Thursday launching a commission to review alleged voter fraud and voter suppression in the U.S. election system, three White House officials said.

Distractions only work so well, so choose them carefully or they may just backfire on you. And your party.