But hopefully she gives good head because she sure as shit ain't too good at her job.
A top aide to US President Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, has cited a "massacre" which never happened while defending the president's controversial immigration ban.
Ms Conway said Mr Obama brought in a six-month ban on Iraqis after the arrest of "the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre".
"Most people don't know that because it didn't get covered," she added.
In fact, there was no massacre at Bowling Green, Kentucky. (BBC)
"Ms. Alternative Facts" seems to have a real problem with the basic, most fundamental portion of her job: GETTING THE FACTS RIGHT. It doesn't help her that she's about as attractive as the Crypt Keeper in bad drag. Most people can forgive pretty, cute and ditzy, but scary-corpselike isn't really a "spokes person" asset. One has to presume that she's got other skills that awarded her the position, kinda like Betsy Devos.
Ah yeah, the cavalcade of ineptitude continues. Laughs abound! Too bad the jokes on us.