Dear Gods, Stop the Presses!!!

09/16/08

Permalink 08:24:48 pm, by u235 Email , 88 words, 85 views   English (US)
Categories: Musings of the Deranged

Dear Gods, Stop the Presses!!!

Wow, how did I ever live without knowing this?

Toilet - paper researchers create 3 - ply tissue 12 minutes ago

NEENAH, Wis. (AP) -- If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in northeastern Wisconsin hope.

Toilet-paper researchers. I'm just astonished. I wonder if they have that printed on their business cards. Further, how do they do research? No, I can't do it... there's too many obsequious jokes to be made here. And I've got more self-esteem than that.

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u235

You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.

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