Guns vs Morons

11/12/07

Permalink 05:11:01 pm, by u235 Email , 101 words, 66 views   English (US)
Categories: Kill Skullz

Guns vs Morons

SOUTHWORTH, Wash. (AP) -- A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff's deputies said.

How exactly *do* you come up with the idea to loosen a lug nut with a shotgun? When I first read this I thought the individual had used the shotgun as a lever. But no, he actually shot at the wheel. With a gun.

Honestly I think this was the better possible ending, considering that there was probably a 50% chance he'd have held the gun by the barrel instead of the stock.

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Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
By failing to remove himself from the gene pool, he lost a surefire Darwin Award too. Damn shame really.
PermalinkPermalink 11/12/07 @ 19:02
Comment from: odessa [Member] Email
This has country song written all over it. "Bubba Shot the Jukebox" comes to mind. Well, he did hit where he was aimin' - just happened to ricochet and hit more.
PermalinkPermalink 11/12/07 @ 20:34
Comment from: Duke [Visitor] Email
Yep, I am guilty.

I've done that once, so I'm a moron...

Well, not exactly: the nut was Roulette and the 12-gauge shotgun was a deemer...
PermalinkPermalink 11/13/07 @ 17:35
Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
That is just *so* not the same thing. It's not even the same league.
PermalinkPermalink 11/13/07 @ 21:04
Comment from: sTmykal [Member] Email
I seem to recall a bit of comedy where a gun was suggested as the universal tool. Wish I could remember the exact bit.
PermalinkPermalink 11/14/07 @ 13:14

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You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.

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