Keerist! How much of that shit did you eat?

09/06/07

Permalink 09:00:06 pm, by u235 Email , 191 words, 58 views   English (US)
Categories: Kill Skullz

Keerist! How much of that shit did you eat?

I'm pretty damn tired of the media powers-that-be waving the red flag over the latest story of excess. See that's just it - excess is *not* something most of us have to worry about. Take the latest headline burner "MAN HOSPITALIZED BY POPCORN FUMES". Well fuck, he ate multiple bags of the shit a day... A DAY. Apparently he'd cram his face into the bag and huff the fake-butter flavor too.

... and so he got sick. Of "Popcorn-Lung". Really. It's what they're calling it now.

Well hell, if you do any damn thing in excess you're going to get sick. I remember some health-freak when I was a kid who died of an O.D. of carrot juice. Apparently he even turned orange as well. I don't remember what exactly killed him, but basically it was another story of excess run amok.

Unless you're a professional lab-animal there's really no reason to freak out and toss all your food so long as you eat-within-reason. That's the key right there, *within reason*. Do anything to excess, even drinking water, will kill you.

Honestly some people just aren't bright enough to be called mammals.

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u235

You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.

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