Butt Bliss

08/30/07

Permalink 10:18:29 am, by u235 Email , 173 words, 66 views   English (US)
Categories: Musings of the Deranged

Butt Bliss

There's a lot of things we take for granted until they're absent. Standing on a long line will make you wish for something to sit on. At a certain point we're willing to compromise and anything, even a fire hydrant will look good. After that initial rush of relief as you take the weight off your feet, it doesn't take very long to realize that yes - you're sitting on a cast iron bullet and it's pretty damn uncomfortable.

Office work chairs are a practical example of this. It's really hard to find an office chair you can sit in for hours and still be comfortable in, however once you do find that perfect marriage of tukus to tapestry the lengths one is willing to go to defend the item is without precedent.

It's an unusual thought that a component at one end of the torso can have so much affect on the other, but to do good, extended work the quality of comfort at the ass-end cannot be underestimated in terms of value.

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Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
When I saw the title, I was afraid this was going to be a 'Too Much Information' thread. I mean, the 'Butt Bliss' article on World of Suck. You're not helping our referrals here.
PermalinkPermalink 08/30/07 @ 12:28
Comment from: Ypsilanti [Visitor] Email
I moved from one building to another, and took my chair, even though it didn't fit in with the new decor of my new veal fattening pen. Upper management was Not Amused.
PermalinkPermalink 08/31/07 @ 18:47

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u235

You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.

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