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There is an as-of-yet-unrecognized force in the universe that trumps virtually all of the "basic forces". As a refresher here are the four basic forces:

- Gravity
- Radioactive Decay (weak atomic)
- Nuclear (within the nucleus or strong atomic)
- Electromagnetism

I will now introduce a force, against which all others (well perhaps not Nuclear) pale. It is a common force, and one that many of us have seen in practice and yet failed to identify.

This force is the attraction between pet hair and an LCD screen.

I defy anyone, anyone at all, to be able to trump the attraction between a strand of squiggly fur and an active display. You might be able to move it around on the screen, but it is beyond human capacity to actually *remove* the hair.

Like many great scientific discoveries there may be little practical application. However I take great solace in the fact that I have brought this phenomena out into the light where others may recognize that, when faced with cat fur on the screen, you might as well just live with it because there's no fucking way you're getting it off.

Thank you.