Eldest First

06/26/07

Permalink 01:16:13 pm, by u235 Email , 335 words, 71 views   English (US)
Categories: Musings of the Deranged

Eldest First

Logically speaking the first child is the eldest child. There's lots of things special about being first in any venue, but recently, it's been diagnosed that eldest kids are often the smarter kids. Ok, well, that comes as no big surprise to many of us. But if our overly-sensitive society that's now a problem rather than a simple statement of collected data.

The knee jerk reaction being published is "Oh that's so unfair to the rest of the kids."

Come the fuck on.

Unfair? How? You can't blame the parents or the child for the birth order of the kids, nor can you switch them around after their born. People can't "take turns" at being the eldest, I'm sorry. Instead of just acknowledging that someone conducted an effective study to uncover supporting data for something most people took for granted, people are how howling about the inherent inequality for subsequent children. There will be a drive to "equalize" family dynamics to make things more "fair".

As far as I'm concerned this is so unspeakably stupid it's almost hard to express. Why this should be a problem for anyone at all is beyond reason. Life does not require justification. Eldest kids are test-subjects for their parents. Eldest kids are stuck with additional responsibilities. Eldest kids face more scrutiny. The list goes on and on. If you want to talk "fair" how does all that weigh into the balance?

Finally, these meddling morons who want to make certain all kids have an even slice of the intelligence pie - is that really what you want? You want the oldest child to be stupider when he's the one in charge of his siblings? Or is it that you want the younger kids smarter so they can better circumvent any authority?

Be careful what you ask for. The current situation works, instead of trying to destroy that balance maybe some analysis needs to be done regarding the public consumption of scientific studies first.

The data? You can't handle the data...

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Comment from: odessa [Member] Email
Of course not all families are the same, but as you pointed out, elder children tend to have more expected of them which may contribute to the intellectual differences. It follows that, and more exaggerated the larger the family, the younger children have less expected of them. Perhaps because they are the last one that is "cute". Perhaps because older siblings translate "keep them out of trouble" into doing for the little ones. Or perhaps because the parents are just too darn burned out to pay as close attention. Any of those factors and others might contribute to lower intellegence.

One thing this study fails to acknowledge is that intelligence is only a portion of the puzzle in success. If it were the only factor, all Mensa members would be millionaires. However, younger siblings tend to negotiate better. And they know better how to "work the crowd". In other words, what they may lack in intellectual prowess, they make up for in other ways.

I fear that the end result of any meddling on the part of academia will "dumb down" the smarter or "eldest" kid in a family by shear neglect. For example, look at what has happened to programs for gifted and talented students in an effort to bring challenged children up to snuff - many gifted and talented programs have been cut back or just cut.
PermalinkPermalink 06/26/07 @ 21:02
Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
Then again we all know that "only" children are deranged. You'd think that being the eldest by default would buy you something, but I guess without the protective herd of additional siblings you just wind up getting stomped on more than you do the benefits of total attention.
PermalinkPermalink 06/26/07 @ 21:17

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