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Attention! Paging Chuck Norris!

05/17/07

01:18:57 pm, by u235

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Categories: Kill Skullz

Attention! Paging Chuck Norris!

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: a. Heart Disease b. Chuck Norris c. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

reproduced here from www.chucknorrisfacts.com

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Comment from: Roulette [Member]

#3 is the only Chuck Norris joke that has ever made me so much as smile.

Permalink 05/17/07 @ 13:56

Comment from: u235 [Member]

Hey at least that's 1/10. Maybe if I post another 100 you can get 10x the chuckle.

Permalink 05/17/07 @ 15:30

Comment from: Larathiel [Visitor]

Haha, now this is a 'rant' I like. ;)

Permalink 05/17/07 @ 18:38

Comment from: Abba Zabba [Member]

#8 is a ripoff from an SNL skit. That's a Bill Brasky joke! Bill Brasky jokes are like Chuck Norris jokes, only better.

Permalink 05/18/07 @ 15:22

You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.

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Attention! Paging Chuck Norris!

05/17/07

Attention! Paging Chuck Norris!

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