Archives for: May 2007, 17

05/17/07

Permalink 01:18:57 pm, by u235 Email , 114 words, 62 views   English (US)
Categories: Kill Skullz

Attention! Paging Chuck Norris!

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: a. Heart Disease b. Chuck Norris c. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

reproduced here from www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Permalink 08:35:10 am, by u235 Email , 184 words, 54 views   English (US)
Categories: Ha ha ha ha Fuck you

Hey Wolfowitz - Fuck you

You're a criminal. You've been nailed for a crime. But before you accept judgement you demand (not insist) that all records declare you innocent. While it doesn't erase the fact that you're in the situation because you were caught red handed, you want to give the authorities the finger by making -them- recant the charges.

That's Wolfowitz in a nutshell.

Of course the question remains why a criminal has the leverage to demand such an outrageous deal in the first place. The answer is, that he has big friends who will use their power, not in the name of honesty or justice, but to demonstrate "loyalty".

You know America has a crappy enough reputation as it is, both nationally and internationally. Why the fuck are we allowing our government to support assholes, liars and nepotists against truth and justice?

My take on it is, because that's the kind of people who are in the current administration, and they want to make sure that when it's their turn they'll get the same defense.

Fuck you Wolfowitz. It's probably more than you got from you're "Girlfriend".

u235

You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.

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