Your head, our billboard

04/28/07

Permalink 10:39:08 am, by u235 Email , 195 words, 100 views   English (US)
Categories: Kill Skullz

Your head, our billboard

Frankly I think the whole "head scarf" thing is bullshit. If you want to mark yourself as a slave by covering one of the most attractive assets a woman has well fine with me. It only makes your face look fat anyway.

There's a push by people who make money to capitalize on muslims as a neglected niche market. Ok, well who cares if there are decorations for ramazan, or specialty pastries that's nifty lots of ethnicities have that. But Ikea has come up with a fucking GREAT idea: Ikea branded head scarves. I love it!

Ok, so you feel like you have to "conform" to a restrictive tradition of wearing something to cover your head? Fine! Lets use the space for advertising! Fucking brilliant if you ask me. I hope they take it a step further and put specials and sales on there so people can get an easy view of what to look for. What would totally make my day is to see a picture of their famous meatballs and gravy with the price on it on the back of some woman's head.

It's free space, why not make the most of it?

Comments, Pingbacks:

Comment from: bman [Member] Email
hahaha brilliant post. Brilliant idea.
PermalinkPermalink 04/29/07 @ 06:22
Comment from: sTmykal [Member] Email
Yahoo news tells me that Iran is cracking down on barber shops that give customers "Western" style hair cuts.
PermalinkPermalink 04/30/07 @ 12:37
Comment from: Larathiel [Visitor] Email
I thought their *president* had a western-style haircut... O_o
PermalinkPermalink 04/30/07 @ 20:43

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u235

You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.

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