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I love reading the search strings people type in that lead them here. It's a good solid ten minutes of side-clutching humor. Let's take a peek...

- men that can suck themselves
{so we're talking circus acrobats here I guess?}
- world of sex
{yaawn. old}
- best sex suck machine
{ford? chevy? briggs and stratton?}
- you have no choice suck me bitch
{not posted by any gun-toting koreans I hope}
- offensive rolling rock ads
{did we post on this? I can't recall}
- blue ribbon mortgage fraud in south dakota
{well that's a tad esoteric}
- does it suck to work at bank of america
{yes WoS can help YOU with your job search}
- teaching a woman to suck dick information
{information... as opposed to what?}
- www.sex tips on where to suck,kiss&fuck women.com
{think they mistyped the actual URL?}

But there's always a few real peaches in the list...

- fucked up shit alien movie sex pterodactyl
{uh, yeah...}
- signs my child is gay
{sorry no, we don't offer advice}
- anti-plastic surgery slogans
{so I take it you weren't satisfied with the results then?}
- doctors suck they can't keep up with +evolution
{go on, drop the other shoe - keep up with what?}
- jim bob dugger blames son's sin for losing 2006 election
{er... I don't know where to go with this}
- Rou up banner stand
{something's missing here... I sense it}

And there's my fav:

- my wife fucked our Llama
{picsktnxbai}