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While I hate people that feel compelled to talk and drive I am willing to give credit to people who go "hands free". Ok so you gotta talk? Fine, keep both hands on the wheel and I'll live with it. At least in an emergency you have the ability (even if not the attention or reflexes) to deal.

Bluetooth headsets are a dime a dozen. Frankly, the $40 unit I got for free with my last cell-renewal didn't even get a single bid on ebay at a starting price of $20. NIB even. The point is that they're cheap, easy to use and serve the purpose for hands free.

The question I run into, however, is why the fuck don't women seem to use them? Especially when they're driving? Women are supposed to be great mutli-taskers. Their brains are wired to process multiple signals in parallel, sure - maybe on paper that would seem to be an advantage in doing more than one thing at a time - but in practice? I'm sorry there's no two ways about it - the majority of fuckheads I see swerving around, missing stop signs, trailing into other lanes, cutting over three lanes at the last second and overall acting like diabetics about to collapse are women jawing away on the phone.

Maybe it's because most of the headsets look stupid when you wear them. Maybe it's because they don't fit with big, garish earrings. Perhaps it's simply because women don't dig technology enough to find headsets to be cool. Whatever the reason here's my big "fuck you" to all the Ho's who couldn't shut the fuck up long enough to turn their head before driving into my lane while I was still in the space next to them.

Please, next time, try it with a wall instead mmm'k?