It's been all over the news lately that a pet food manufacturer "changed ingredients" which basically killed pets that consumed it. It affected both dogs and cats that ate types of moist food (for the record I only feed my pets dry food 99% of the time). Animals died rapidly from kidney failure.
Not good.
So what did the pet food manufacturer do?
Well it got a bunch of cats and dogs and started feeding them the food to check and see if there really was a problem. Of course a bunch of these "test" animals then died.
That's nice, really. Heartwarming. So basically after animals and owners suffered through agonies of pain and loss, the pet food manufacturer decides to execute a few more animals just to "check". It's nice to know the lives of these test animals were essentially worthless, even more so from a company that supposedly has a consumers interest (and thus their pets interest) at heart.
I suppose actually doing some chemical analysis first and determining the difference in the makeup between the new and old food would have been cost prohibitive as a logical first step.
So to Menu Foods, of Streetsville, Ontario, here's a big fat FUCK YOU. I hope your stock tubes so hard it'll peak in China.
A German inventor named Dr. Christian Koch has invented a process whereby old tires, weeds, and animal cadavers (in this case, dead cats) are used to create high-quality bio-diesel. The process produces roughly 2.5 liters (under two-thirds of a gallon) of diesel per cat. Dr. Koch has driven 105,000 miles so far in his own vehicle on the fuel without any problems.
You want descriptions? Get a dictionary. Better go waste time reading the news or play some games on Yahoo or MSN or some shit like that.
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