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I love how when congressmen are getting nailed for something, lusting after pages, taking bribe money that the tune is consistently and repeatedly going the same way "It wasn't me it was the booze". First Foley, now Ney - these politicians have no simple way of just owning up like real men to their actions it's "Oy, pity me the sad alcohol abuser that I am. I'm not a bad person I need treatment."

Fucking pathetic.

These scumbags can send boys to war to be maimed and injured but when it comes to suffering pangs of guilt, these pussies can't even stand up to the truth.

Listen boys, you know what? America doesn't care if you were fucking drunk as a skunk or stoned out of your head or wacked on crack when you pulled the shit you did. Fucking stand up and be a man for once, get off your tax-fattened ass and take your punishment. Be a fucking man and face reality, for the lives of all the people you've changed, the laws you passed.

In my world I'd have tracking bracelets locked on the ankles of all our politicians, I'd probably put two on the president and vice president. If at any time more than 55% of the Americans they represented disapproved of their actions, I'd have a large and painful electric shock delivered through the bracelet. That would keep the fuckers in line, and it would keep their voters convinced that they really wanted the job, and were tuned to what the voters wanted.

Now, where can I go to patent this?