The simple solution to school shootings.

10/05/06

Permalink 02:19:55 pm, by u235 Email , 322 words, 42 views   English (US)
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The simple solution to school shootings.

Yes we're all horrified by the spate of school related shootings. Basically men with guns go into a school and shoot people. Variation on the theme, kid with guns goes in and shoots people. The unifying factor in this is that everyone had guns. Of course there are solutions that are being posed to mitigate or prevent these events. One is, lets make it harder for people to get guns. See without a gun these people would have to use a bat, pipe or even their bare hands... and frankly that's a lot less sexy and a lot more physically demanding than just leaning back and pulling a trigger. Yes yes, of course, if "guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns". Uh huh. But the are the people shooting up the schools outlaws, or are they just people with casual access to guns? Yes, we know the answer to that one - especially when it's kids with the guns.

Sill why go the common sense route? I mean common sense hardly makes the news. Wisconsin Republican Rep. Frank Lasee has a better idea: Give the teachers guns so they can shoot back.

Well isn't that a novel concept? More guns so there can be more bullets so there can be more dead people. Better yet! With teachers carrying guns now there can be 100% certainty that someone will have access to a gun in the school? Why guess? If you know there's guns in a school, hell you won't have to even bring your own - just sap a teacher and take theirs.

So you think they'll start stocking ammo next to the chalk and desk cleaner?

Think the kids will pay more attention if the teacher puts a few rounds into the ceiling?

It sure will spice up those parent-teacher conferences a mite.

It's nice to know that Wisconsin doesn't discriminate against retarded people, hell they even elect them to public office...

Comments, Pingbacks:

Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
I've seen too many teachers that are too close to the edge for me to even think of allowing them to carry guns into schools.
PermalinkPermalink 10/05/06 @ 14:22
Comment from: Abba Zabba [Member] Email
I remember people saying that after Columbine, too.

They're right, to a degree. A heavily armed society is a civil society. People would be a lot more polite if they thought that any yelled obscenity or raised middle finger would get them shot. There's a Darwinian effect too; anyone who isn't polite gets killed, until only the nice (and terrified) people are left. And that's why everyone needs to start carrying guns immediately.
PermalinkPermalink 10/05/06 @ 15:24
Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
I guess that's true - NH is one of the safest states you can live in according to: http://www.morganquitno.com/dang9400.htm
PermalinkPermalink 10/05/06 @ 15:51
Comment from: Larathiel [Visitor]
Given the high numbers of goblins that I've seen being masqueraded as tiny humans by their orcish parents, I'm surprised that teachers haven't started packing heat before this.
PermalinkPermalink 10/11/06 @ 05:52

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