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You know what I hate? It's people who make my life suck. It happens so many times in so many ways, I'm pretty much inured to the petty shit the ordinary folk dish out. After so many years as a parent, a professional, a purchaser of electronic goods that fail while under warranty, a resident on this fucking planet dealing with all the other petty, self-interested residents I've come to realize that most people just fucking blow. It takes nothing less than a small tactical nuke to slap them into the awakening that to fuck with someone might just mean that someone might try and fuck them back.

I'm tired of assholes who I encounter in my life and think "well I'm upset about something, here's an opportunity to share that burden with some unsuspecting yahoo". On second thought I don't believe people even think about it. It's more like some fucking knee-jerk reaction. Unless someone is blissed out on drugs or sex I believe they're actively trying to screw with the nearest person they can reach. The more different you are from them the better.

You're a white guy, on the scale of screwability things go from: african to asian to latino to middle eastern, and it only gets better if the screw-ee is a woman. Guys love to fuck with women professionally. I think it's a macho thing. Sure, sure if you're intelligent and possess a half-way decent set of morals this doesn't mean you, but you know most people as stupid as three-week old oatmeal left in a dish. Stupider even. They're barely capable of the essential stimulus-response test of a single celled organism. What sucks is that they're also allowed to own guns, drive cars, vote, and worst of all, interact in my life.

You know that slogan "this Bud's for you"? Well I have a new one, just for me. It's "this finger's for you". The best part is by now I don't even have to perform the motion, I just think the thoughts and it's like a warm blanket that makes me feel all better.

"Ahhhh'm about to whip somebody's ass...."