Mass Mom Moron

01/19/06

Permalink 01:20:36 pm, by u235 Email , 379 words, 52 views   English (US)
Categories: We're all goin' down

Mass Mom Moron

It's so stupid that it really doesn't deserve a post, but then again if the AP reported on it I guess it's worth mention. For starters I have this personal message for the dumb-ass bitch in Massachusetts who is suing Nickelodeon and Kelloggs (YES I MEAN YOU SHERRI CARLSON): If you're so fucking stupid how did you manage to reproduce in the first place? You must have the biggest rack to offset your obviously small brain.

Her beef is that TV and the food industry are responsible for her kids diets. Not her has a "parent". It seems that when her kids watch TV they want the foods that are advertised. When she takes the kids with her shopping they want it in the store. Somehow the ability to explain to her kids that junk food isn't the best for you, or just the outright concept of saying "NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT" escapes her. What a woman. Can you imagine the scene at her home? The kids must run around with knives and chug cleaning fluid all day.

Ok so she doesn't have the ability to control the TV, somehow. The kids watch these shows and want the snacks and cereals. But when she goes to the store what happens? The kids run down the isles pulling off every box that has Spongebob on it? And then she takes them to the register? And she pays for them? Wtf. What she's really saying is that she's the fucking victim of the commercials - and that through her kids - she's being forced to buy them things they want.

Personally I want to be her kid. I want a new computer NOW mom, NOW NOW NOW. And I'd get it. Or else.

Sherri, fucking get a grip - you and your other plaintiffs are so out of touch with your responsibilities as a parent I'm surprised your kids are even still alive. The idea that you want to sue the channel you kids watch cartoons on and the sponsors that make those cartoons is so freekin ridiculous it's not even funny. I've got a suggestion for you, block the cartoon channels - let your kids watch sex and violence instead. Then maybe you'll really have something to worry about when they want something....

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Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
Another case for the Think Of The Children!™ campaign.

I suppose they'd have a case if the ads had subliminal messages in them or something. But you know what; those ads were on when I grew up too. I even vaguely recall begging for certain things. From time to time, I would get them. Other times, I wouldn't.

I ate a lot of Special K and Chex when I was growing up. I never had Fruity Pebbles until I was in my teens. I've never had any cereal that had chocolate in it's name. Why do you suppose that is?

Survey says... my mother said no. And if I whined too much about it, it only took one glare from my father to shut my ass up. Because my sister and I bother knew not to fuck with him. Upon reflection, we both discovered that he hardly ever disciplined either of us. But he was very good at threats, and we believed him.

Now, let's think about how that applies here. The mother gives in to all the children’s wishes. Because of that, they don't eat healthy food.

Well, I'm with u235 here. Shut the fuck up and get control of your god damn children you vile wretch. Wanna know why junk food targets kids? Because kids LIKE junk food. And when you give in to your children easily, you prove them right. Spineless parents like you are the target audience via the proxy of the children. The ads are just taking advantage of you. You're letting them.

So ask yourself, are the ads the problem? Or are they just the symptom of YOUR problem.
PermalinkPermalink 01/19/06 @ 14:16
Comment from: Larathiel [Visitor]
I propose that this victim sue herself... Preferably with something that will prevent her from reproducing again.

And if she wins this court case, I propose the judge and prosecuting lawyer be disbarred, turned into New Meaty Pebbles Cereal and fed to the kids. (If there's a jury I'd also take them out back and beat the shit out of them with a copy of Good Housekeeping.)
PermalinkPermalink 01/21/06 @ 16:51
Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
Omg I actually laughed.
Thank you :D
PermalinkPermalink 01/23/06 @ 17:54

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