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So yeah, a group of kids in Princeton were so distressed by the actions of their peers they decided to create a club JUST for themselves. Novel idea there. It's called "I won't fuck if you won't". Well, actually it's called something more retarded like "Anscombe". Wow, yeah I'm impressed.

This sudden discovery of abstinence is being heralded like the invention of the smallpox vaccine. Universities all over are getting press on 'their' virginity clubs. Mostly catholic, very much republican and pretty often homophobic, kids who are "scared" by the "seriousness" of casual sex are banding together in frightened little herds for protection. "Circle the chairs people, the lewd and lasciviousness is right at the door!! Grab your cross! Remember to wear your chastity belt!"

Eeesh.

For some reason this is big news. I'm not sure why. If you don't want to fuck, then just don't. And shut up about it. Who cares if you don't put out?

My take is they need these clubs to make themselves feel better about the fact that indeed, they ARE the pariahs here. Humans have been screwing since, well as far back as it goes. Here's a clue kiddies; there's actually nothing wrong with sex. It's what we're built for. There's a reason our hormones turn on when they do, women get tits and men start shaving.

Putting aside the rant about how religion has manipulated masses of humanity into believing bullshit about purity and self-denial, lets cut right to the chase: If you don't spend your youth experimenting with sex and the other gender you're probably going to be a really shitty lover. And guess what, shitty lovers have shitty love lives.

It's one thing when you're a teenager to be fumbling around, knees and elbows in the way, trying to breathe and kiss at the same time. It's another thing to get your new bride into bed and have her either laughing till you lose your erection at a demonstration of ineptness or doubled over in pain because of sheer lack of experience.

You know there's always a story every few years about some couple that goes to a doctor to find out why they're still childless - only to be told that they need to have SEX first. Well duh, sex is part of the social repertoire required for a successful adult. Either you can get it when the ass is fresh, firm and forgiving - or you can wait and get whatever leftovers you can. Chances are someday you're gonna wake up and realize what you missed.