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COPIAGUE, N.Y. (AP) -- A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing.

Well, that was a self-resolving situation wasn't it? First being stupid enough to flip off the cops, *then* popping a wheelie, and finally crashing and burning right in front of them.

Here's to Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, just two seconds (and probably one helmet) short of a well deserved Darwin Award. At least he should get honorable mention.

As the days count down, and his credibility remains in the crapper W feels little or no compulsion to even try and tell the truth any more. At least before he used to humor America as he tried to put on a straight face, these days he doesn't even go that far:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush put politics ahead of the facts Tuesday as he sought to blame Congress for high energy prices, saying foreign suppliers are pumping just about all the oil they can and accusing lawmakers of blocking new refineries.

Facts? What facts? The only fact W ever knew that mattered was that he was the president and immune from laws, conscience and the will of the people he was elected to serve.

Yeah, yeah it's hardly news and less than blog-worthy but still cathartic none the less...

I get a kick out of reading the headlines in my spam-box before I delete them. There's almost always a few gems that make me smile. Here's a few from today:

• Hugest Ass! CLICK THE IMAGE TO DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO
• Invitation to world blowjob day
• Titanic dimension without much effort! Short and thin weenies provoke female derision, so take care to increase it!
  Let this wonderful treatment come to the rescue of your manliness!
• Brad pitt wants to get closer

It's almost like a turing test for spam-bots, the output is amusingly phrased in a manner that only machines (and those severely unfamiliar with english grammar) can produce.

Still... world blowjob day? If it has anything to do with Brad pitt having his manliness rescued with a huge ass I know I don't want any part of it.

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- A top Iranian judiciary official warned Monday against the ''destructive'' cultural and social consequences of importing Barbie dolls and other Western toys.

Yes this is the same society that sports men so macho that their women have little or no say in their upbringing, marriage, dress or legal voice. And they're afraid of a doll. These big tough guys have been kicked in the nads with a little pink, plastic slipper on the end of a well tanned, if somewhat rubbery foot.

Authorities launched a campaign of confiscating Barbies from toy shops in 2002, denouncing the un-Islamic sensibilities of the iconic American doll. But the campaign was eventually dropped.

It can only be hilarious, in a sad way, that these specimens of masculinity have been reduced to chasing down toys and declaring them a "threat". Is your culture so fucking weak that you can't even let little girls play their dolls?

The Times recently posted an article that propelled itself to the top and has more or less bobbed about the top-five most popular ever since. I'm sure this was in part due to its prominence for two days on the front page with the leader asking why gay men are opting for "marriage".

In a brilliant array of 50's-esque knockoff photos (the wife 'cleaning' under her husband's feet, the husband proudly encircling the wife as she clutches her well done roast) the reader is treated to the inner dialogs of young twenty-something gays as they ponder nuptials.

Frankly I couldn't give a crap about gay marriage one way or another. If people want it, fine. If they hate it, fine. I don't really have any great opinion one way or another. What annoys me about the article, however, is the pretense of mystery.

Gosh, gee, golly, why oh why do young gay men, the types who love to kiss in public, throw lavish parties, and dress in fancy spats, getting married? Who the hell knows, right....?

Rather shameful is you ask me, for someone who is earning money in our military to hate the people that live in his home country. Honestly it makes me wonder why he fights for us at all if he can't abide his fellow citizens.

Well, lets caveat that, he hates all non-christian Americans. That means Jews, Muslims, Athiests, Buddhists, Wiccans and... well, everyone just not christian. In fact he hates them so much this is what he had to say to another soldier:

“People like you are not holding up the Constitution and are going against what the founding fathers, who were Christians, wanted for America!”

Well guess what cocksucker, too fucking bad for you. While you're out there getting shot at remember, you're getting shot at for *all* americans, even us non-christian ones. It's uneducated, fucktards like yourself that made our founding fathers put "freedom of religion" into the constitution as opposed to "freedom to be christian". In fact they didn't even mention god in the pledge when they wrote it originally. If you weren't just a moron maybe you'd know that.

Eric Thompson made money off the Virginia Tech killings. How? He sold a gun that was used in the killing. And he ain't in the least bit sorry because now he's visiting the campus trying to sell more guns to the students directly.

It reminds me of the e-scammers who have pop-ups warning you that your computer may be infected if you don't click on their add. When you do, your computer is promptly infected so now you really do need to buy a product. It's damn similar if you ask me. He sold a gun, it was used to murder people, now he (with the backing of the NRA) wants to sell *more* guns so people can carry them concealed on campus.

Yes, clearly, when you have thousands of young people carrying loaded weapons the place will be safer for everyone. This is because each and every gun-toting person will be firmly in control of their weapon and temper 100% of the time. And if they're startled, scared, drunk or enraged, one shot will then be able to cause 10x or 100x the carnage as everyone takes aim at everyone else.

Eric, take your fucking guns and go home, you already made your buck - you don't have to rub it in anyone's face now.