Trump: Too Stupid To Be A Hitler

While there are plenty of parallels, from being an ego maniac to a narcissistic bombast, from changing an embarrassing last name to forcing idiotic decisions on smarter subordinates, from designing a personal cult of fawning, sycophantic supporters to random and meaningless railings at those he can't control... this list could go on forever.

tRump likes to think he's fucking brilliant. He keeps saying "Well I'm president and you're not" like a pre-k kid with a bag of sour-patch kids in his lunch, like it automatically makes him special. What he fails to realize is that it's not the OFFICE but the OPPORTUNITY that makes him important. Thus far he's failed at making anything of the opportunity, other than to prove to anyone who might have given him a chance that he's a freak with no self control, at times angry and the next day condescendingly, sickeningly friendly. Inconsistent. Erratic. Quick to take offence. Slow (or incapable) of listening to sage advice.

Hitler was, at the very least, capable of putting together a stable and loyal staff who stuck with him until and even past the bitter end. These were people who he didn't hire and fire at whim, but were capable delegates whom he actually listened to. Instead of blaming the media for every personal mistake, his delegated his staff to create and manipulate the media, letting them focus on forming a consistent and as flattering a fiction as possible.

Dickhead Donald isn't all that. In fact he isn't even half that. He's got the megalomaniac part down ok, but he got ahead of himself by adopting that full-on-fucktarded-self-contradicting attitude BEFORE he had any successes. See, the thing is, Hitler at least managed to take Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, France, and Poland more or less on his own BEFORE becoming a total freakshow. Dickhead just skipped that part and went right to the end, presuming somehow, that all the things he promised, all the WORK he had to do would somehow get done in spite of the fact that he wasn't doing any.

Basically he's doing it wrong.

When it comes to historical comparisons Dickhead is much closer to Caligula than Hitler in terms of capability.

it is known that during his brief reign, Caligula worked to increase the unconstrained personal power of the emperor, as opposed to countervailing powers within the principate. He directed much of his attention to ambitious construction projects and luxurious dwellings for himself (Wikipedia)

Also Caligula wound up assassinated, and Claudius (Pence) wound up on the throne.

I know I'm not alone in my opinion that tRump makes a pretty poor comparison to Hitler, even with the trappings of the KKK and the open embrace of Nazism. Unable to plan, unable to execute, unable to even form and convey a coherent sentence, Dickhead is just a sad excuse of figurehead filled with sawdust and lard.

"Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle


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