Stop Shopping In Stores, Buy Online And Get Off The Fucking Road

Every year. Every fucking year around this time the highway home is a disaster. For some reason assholes MUST clog the goddamned roads to DRIVE to a fucking store probably to not find what they want and buy some other schlock that the gift-getter will hate but have to pretend to love.

ENOUGH. FUCKING STOP IT. EVERY goddamned person, even 90 year olds have phones, computers, tablets or laptops. You ALL have goddamned facebook and email. YOU CAN BUY YOUR SHIT ONLINE AND GET IT DELIVERED TO YOUR FUCKING DOOR. CHEAPER. FASTER.

AND! Bonus. You won't clog up my fucking commute home.

Thank you. This has been a public service announcement.

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