Jan/05
2018

Russian Military Scores Big

It was bigger than guns. Bigger than bombs. Bigger than missiles. What was it? It was probably the biggest, best and most bloodless coup the former USSR could have ever pulled off...

Jan. 3 (UPI) -- The Russian Ministry of Defense usually releases a video on New Year's to show off their deadly weapons. But this year, they showed off their adorable puppies.

The video's title is Faithful Friends congratulate you on the coming New Year and the puppies come from the Russian military's Training Center for Service Dog Breeding No. 470.

Yes, in a single, subtle and insidious move the Russian Military flexed its might and reduced the world to "awwwwwe". Well done generals, well done. We have no counter for that... yet. But I'm sure we'll find some sort of catastrophic tools to come to our defense...

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