Jul/10
2017

Putin To tRump: "You're Welcome"

I'm not sure why this is news. It's not like it would have worked out any other way.

HAMBURG, Germany (AP) -- Russian President Vladimir Putin hailed his first face-to-face meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, saying Saturday he thinks Trump accepted his assurances that Russia didn't meddle in the U.S. presidential election and that their conversation could be a model for improving ties between the two countries.

So let's see. Dickhead manages to squeak out a victory with the help of Russian hacking, all the while decrying the number of "illegals" voting for Hillary. Angered by allegations of Russia interference, and appointees resignations over revelations that there WERE discussions and collusion Dickhead has done his best to shake a tiny fist impotently while trying to affirm his success. "I won because of me, not because of anyone helping tear down my opponent, most especially NOT because of Comey, look how much I hate that guy!"

The story finally culminates when the happy couple (Dickhead and Putin) kiss publically and the crowd cheers (or vomits depending on the strength of their constitution.)

Dickhead still strives for acceptance, and Putin still smirks at having helped pull off the greatest disaster (PR and otherwise) in American history. He's got a big bully by the balls, and every photograph reveals just how much he's enjoying the catastrophe he helped create. The joke's on US. At least for another 3 years and I guess we'd better learn to grin and bear it.

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