Category: "Nothing as stupid as tRump"

Sep/19
2017
He's stupid. What he says is stupid. He was voted in by stupid people, which sometimes happens when smart people fight each other, or get tired of fighting stupid people. Anyway, I'm sorry you had to listen to him. He's a moron. He doesn't represent America. He only represents himself. And stupid people. Sorry. Hopefully in three more years we'll have someone better for you to listen to. In the mean time, just give us a break and listen to Merkel. She's what we were supposed to have, only... well, never mind, it's just more excuses.
Sep/18
2017

It's pretty clear he's not an adult in any form of the term.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump took another swing at Hillary Clinton in the latest sign that his campaign fury hasn't faded, retweeting a mock video that shows him smacking a golf ball that - in the next frame - seemingly strikes her in the back before she stumbles and falls down while boarding a plane.

It's hard to fathom how anyone can see these infantile antics as anything other than the attributes of a deranged and dismally ill equipped mind. This is not presidential, this is less than what we expect from kids in middle school.

Honestly, Dickhead needs a good spanking and some time in the corner. One has to wonder how many meds his staff needs to take to deal with his idiocy on a daily basis.

Gods Dickhead, can't you grow up?

Sep/17
2017

I love it when people identify as pro-tRump. It basically screams: "Stay the fuck away, I'm stupid, delusional and dangerous." I appreciate that the same way I appreciate a rattlesnake in tall grass, catching a glimpse of the white stripe on a skunk or any of the myriad of ways that nature tells us "Do Not Touch." It's extraordinarily helpful.

What's tragic is the impact this mass (and I use the word mass carefully, because although they fluff up to seem like they're bigger and yowl aggressively, Dickhead supporters are in no WAY the majority) stupidity has on people who just want to get along, and by get along I mean the people who don't care enough, who are disgusted enough or are just intimidated enough to tolerate and go along with the frothing, screaming howler monkeys.

Case in point: the "protest" against/for free speech that was also a Dickhead rally in DC this weekend. Delusional fuckers, assholes and shitbags who have NOT spent a moment of their time assessing the facts are on parade to demonstrate what they feel is white repression: how DARE anyone else claim victimhood, whites ARE the power, they are the ones that "built" America, they are the ones in DANGER of losing their majority, kick/kill/murder anyone who says otherwise... and that is the free speech they want to defend.

IF, for some bizarre reason, they were to actually READ the bills being passed, or (gosh) THINK for themselves about the potential consequences of what Dickhead Donald was doing, suddenly the misnomer might reveal itself and reveal that the only FAKERY involved wasn't the news being reported but how Dickhead deliberately lies and mislabels events and his actions. In reality the source of "fake news" is none other than Dickhead himself.

Why else would he be working so hard to hide and obscure information was made public by a prior administration? Why? Because he has THAT much to hide.

Trump still refuses to divest from his real estate and hotel empire or release virtually any of his tax returns. His administration is vigorously pursuing whistleblowers. Among scores of vacant senior jobs in the government is an inspector general for the Department of Energy - led by Secretary Rick Perry, former governor of Texas - as it helps drive the region's recovery from Hurricane Harvey.[..]

"This is an administration that wants to do things their own way and a president that wants to do things his own way," said Rick Blum, director of News Media for Open Government, of which The Associated Press is a member. "(Trump) is frustrated by the institutions our founders established. And he's going to have to learn that the public deserves a free and independent press." (AP)

It's unlikely that tRump supporters will ever realize how badly they're being taken advantage of. It's equally unlikely that they'll ever admit fault, or agree that they were taken in. These are not people who can look back or ponder prior actions. These are pithed-frog people who respond only when poked, people with a total incapacity for self-analysis or awareness. Delusional. Embracing ignorance as a blanket. Putting fingers in their ears and slapping on the blinders because it's the only way they can hold on to hope that the never ending disappointment and disasters of tRump "leadership" is only the dark before the storm.

Of course this self-inflicted blindness also means that smaller governmental structures are ALSO having a field day, taking advantage of the chaos to make local government less transparent as well.

Lawmakers across the country introduced and debated dozens of bills during this year's legislative sessions that would close or limit public access to a wide range of government records and meetings, according to a review by The Associated Press and numerous state press associations.

Most of those proposals did not become law, but freedom-of-information advocates in some states said they were struck by the number of bills they believed would harm the public interest, and they are bracing for more fights next year. (AP)

The US is dividing rapidly into those who drank the Koolaid, with citizens who are happy to embrace ANY schlock so long as it's labelled "patriotic" and "tRump approved" and those who loathe and despise the "Dickhead in chief". The parallels are there between states with more educated, more "liberal" populations versus the less educated, poorer citizenry who are enabling trends against "open government". Those seeking the "quick" solution, those willing to place blind belief in someone who they "feel in their heart" will do the best for them will continue to fail, fail to grasp that hating and hurting is NOT "free speech", fail to recognize that restricting public access to information is NOT a tool to "fight terrorism", fail to act in their own best interests and the interests of their progeny.

I have to give it to Dickhead, he's found the biggest audience for his snakeoil, and there are people who not only love the taste of something that will kill them and their future but will actually clamor for it. Every tRump supporter who is stupid enough to embrace the fantasy and ignore the facts is one more problem that the rest of us have to deal with. Fuck Jonestown, it was small beans. There's a new Jim Jones in charge, and this time he's got the whole US in his sights... and his name is donald tRump.

Sep/14
2017

Dickhead Donald has a LOT more apologizing to do than ESPN does. In fact nothing ESPN said was actually a lie.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is calling on ESPN to apologize days after one of the sports network's anchors called him a "white supremacist" and "bigot."

ESPN said Thursday it had accepted the apology of its "SportsCenter" host Jemele Hill for her tweets about Trump Monday. Hill said Thursday she was sorry for causing her employer trouble.

ESPN has repeatedly said Hill's comments don't reflect the view of the network. But that apparently hasn't satisfied Trump. He demanded on Twitter early Friday that ESPN "Apologize for untruth!"

Dickhead seems to think that whatever he chooses to say is the "truth". The sky is fuschia or water is dry, no matter how outrageous since he's the president it must be fact.

Dickhead is also one of the most delusional people in Washington, which given the number of politicians in residence, is an outstanding accomplishment.

So hey, Dickhead, message to you buddy: before you demand apologies from anyone, why not take a mea culpa moment for yourself eh? Before the list gets so long that you run out of time...

Sep/12
2017

Dickhead believes he's "king" of the US. He's firmly convinced that what he wants, what be believes IS the law and everything else is just a waste of time.

Sept. 11 (UPI) -- Despite public and legal opposition to President Trump's pardoning of Joe Arpaio, former sheriff of Maricopa County, Ariz., the Department of Justice has formally endorsed the move.

On Monday, the DOJ filed court papers requesting the criminal conviction against Arpaio be negated and the case dismissed.

Here, in a nutshell, is Dickhead being very much himself. Fuck the American people. Fuck the laws. Do just as he pleases any way, any how because by the time someone decides it's wrong, illegal or just fucked up the level of effort to do anything about it is beyond comprehension. When you have a "president" who believes himself above the law it takes the full weight of the US Government, acting unanimously, to remedy the situation.

Chances are the GOP will continue to waiver and self-destruct, with some tea-party anarchists more than delighted to see the White House burn and the government fail, meaning that Dickhead can continue his reign of Dicktatership unimpeded. Further, the delusional zombies who voted for Dickhead are equally overjoyed to see the leadership crumble and congress pushed to the breaking point because they have no sense of self preservation, nor care for the consequences of their actions.

A recent poll by NBC News found most Americans and a majority of Arizonians oppose the president's pardoning of Arpaio.

And none of that means anything to the dickhead who would be king.

Sep/11
2017

Scott Pruitt is a total disgrace. Unable and unqualified for the position he holds, he only manages to embarrass himself and the nation with his total stupidity. Which, of course is why his boss LOVES him.

Pope Francis has warned history will judge world leaders who do not act as he blasted climate change sceptics in the wake of Hurricanes Irma and Harvey.

The pontiff said the recent storms meant the effects of climate change could be seen "with your own eyes". There have been four major Atlantic hurricanes in less than three weeks.

But US Environmental Protection Agency head Scott Pruitt said it was an inappropriate time to discuss what role climate change may have played.

Mr Pruitt - who has previously said he "would not agree" carbon dioxide is a primary contributor to global warming - told CNN current speculation "on the cause and effect of the storm... is misplaced".

Instead, Mr Pruitt said the conversation should be focused on the clean up effort.

Scott you're an imbecile. Global warming is real. It's man-made, but there's no amount of reality that will ever convince someone like you, because YOU DON'T CARE about america, it's people, or the future of the planet because it's inconvenient. You want money. You want businesses to make money. You want votes.

But what you don't want is the reality of the results.

To you disasters like Texas and Florida aren't tragedies, they're opportunities to make more money. So what if people suffer, are homeless, need government support? None of that matters because you're not inconvenienced, nor are the people who pay you to rape the planet of resources or pollute whatever remains.

In simple terms you're evil. In more complex ones, well, you're also evil because pretty much anyone who takes a job to deliberately fuck up the agency they work for and fuck over the people he's sworn to support is just simply evil.

It's a farce that you're in charge of "Environmental Protection" when your main goal is "Environmental Pillage".

I hate you Scott Pruitt and I'm not alone in my disgust. Shitbag.

Sep/08
2017

Take your pick.

Hurricane Irma is lashing Cuba with strong winds and heavy rain after devastating several Caribbean islands.

The hurricane made landfall on the Camaguey Archipelago, in Cuba's north-east, as a category five storm. [..]

In Florida, 5.6 million people, or 25% of the US state's population, have been told to leave as the storm approaches. At least 20 people are known to have died so far across the Caribbean. (BBC)

The irony of climate denial is real. And for those who were convinced that tRump was right, that it was a myth propagated by science and liberals to take jobs aware from poor, conservative, white people. Instead they waved their hands, preferring to think that either god was in control of everything (and that god also, cared about them) and that it was just random circumstances if it did happen. There was no trend. That attempts to reduce man-made impact on the environment was unnecessary in their lifetime. That the need to make money now was and is far more important than the health, safety and survival of the future.

Now they have a new choice to make: either paying for or digging out states that are devastated by the weather that WAS predicted or just keep believing that god has a message for them (hint: these are actually the same thing.) The icing on the cake is that those who ARE impacted in those heavily red states are also the ones who complain bitterly about immigration. Immigrants who will fuel the labor engine, immigrants who are absolutely critical to cleaning and rebuilding their homes.

So, now that we're in this, which looks better now? A president who puts business first and human life last? Or one who would have used the nation's resources to take care of everyone regardless of wealth, race and religion?

Sep/06
2017

The quote below is incomplete.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Trump says he has 'great love' for young immigrants covered by DACA, says he hopes Congress will act.

President Horribad is still at it, this time taking aim at the most vulnerable target he can: young immigrants. It's amazing how he cries crocodile tears, effectively killing their hopes for a future while passing the buck to congress. He's sooo very sorry, and he cares sooo deeply for them that he's eliminating their path ahead and "hoping" that the congress that has done so little lately for so few will "fix" the problem.

He loves them all right. More specifically he'd love them to leave and never come back.

Kind of the same way we love him.

Aug/28
2017

Literally, figuratively, visually, mentally. Arpaio is actually an insult to real pigs who are far smarter and less evil than he is.

PHOENIX (AP) -- Fresh off his presidential pardon, an emboldened Joe Arpaio on Monday lashed out at his critics and the judge who found him guilty of a crime as his attorneys went to court to throw the court decision that was the basis for his conviction.

The former Arizona sheriff struck a defiant tone in insisting he "didn't do anything wrong" and questioning whether his judge was fair. His comments came as President Donald Trump took a similar posture in defending his Friday pardon of the former lawman, blaming the Obama administration for Arpaio's troubles and calling him a "patriot" who fought against illegal immigration

Caligulump decided that HIS authority was greater than law. By pardoning this scumbag the "presidont" has made a mockery of our court system, proving that he is drunk with power and incapable of distinguishing right from wrong. I guess most people would argue he never knew the difference to begin with.

Dickhead Donald LITERALLY thinks "L'Etats C'est Moi" failing to recognize that he didn't earn the right to overrule our courts, he was GIVEN the privilege by the people to pardon in extreme circumstances. Now he's busy abusing every capability endowed on the office he's in to corrupt, bypass and enrich himself and his buddies to the greatest degree possible. It also means that anyone and everyone who is aligned with Dickhead has a free pass to do whatever they please, legal or illegal.

Luckily, abuse of power IS an impeachable offence. I wonder if Dickhead will write out his own pardon before hand. He probably will, because, you know, just in case...

Aug/24
2017

While there are plenty of parallels, from being an ego maniac to a narcissistic bombast, from changing an embarrassing last name to forcing idiotic decisions on smarter subordinates, from designing a personal cult of fawning, sycophantic supporters to random and meaningless railings at those he can't control... this list could go on forever.

tRump likes to think he's fucking brilliant. He keeps saying "Well I'm president and you're not" like a pre-k kid with a bag of sour-patch kids in his lunch, like it automatically makes him special. What he fails to realize is that it's not the OFFICE but the OPPORTUNITY that makes him important. Thus far he's failed at making anything of the opportunity, other than to prove to anyone who might have given him a chance that he's a freak with no self control, at times angry and the next day condescendingly, sickeningly friendly. Inconsistent. Erratic. Quick to take offence. Slow (or incapable) of listening to sage advice.

Hitler was, at the very least, capable of putting together a stable and loyal staff who stuck with him until and even past the bitter end. These were people who he didn't hire and fire at whim, but were capable delegates whom he actually listened to. Instead of blaming the media for every personal mistake, his delegated his staff to create and manipulate the media, letting them focus on forming a consistent and as flattering a fiction as possible.

Dickhead Donald isn't all that. In fact he isn't even half that. He's got the megalomaniac part down ok, but he got ahead of himself by adopting that full-on-fucktarded-self-contradicting attitude BEFORE he had any successes. See, the thing is, Hitler at least managed to take Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, France, and Poland more or less on his own BEFORE becoming a total freakshow. Dickhead just skipped that part and went right to the end, presuming somehow, that all the things he promised, all the WORK he had to do would somehow get done in spite of the fact that he wasn't doing any.

Basically he's doing it wrong.

When it comes to historical comparisons Dickhead is much closer to Caligula than Hitler in terms of capability.

it is known that during his brief reign, Caligula worked to increase the unconstrained personal power of the emperor, as opposed to countervailing powers within the principate. He directed much of his attention to ambitious construction projects and luxurious dwellings for himself (Wikipedia)

Also Caligula wound up assassinated, and Claudius (Pence) wound up on the throne.

I know I'm not alone in my opinion that tRump makes a pretty poor comparison to Hitler, even with the trappings of the KKK and the open embrace of Nazism. Unable to plan, unable to execute, unable to even form and convey a coherent sentence, Dickhead is just a sad excuse of figurehead filled with sawdust and lard.

"Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

Truth.

Aug/19
2017

Untenable

This really needs nothing else, it stands alone.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump's racially fraught comments about a deadly neo-Nazi rally have thrust into the open some Republicans' deeply held doubts about his competency and temperament, in an extraordinary public airing of worries and grievances about a sitting president by his own party.[..] Chip Lake, a Georgia-based GOP operative who did not vote for Trump in the general election, raised the prospect of the president leaving office before his term is up.

"It's impossible to see a scenario under which this is sustainable under a four-year period," Lake said. (AP:)

Incompetent. Incapable. Ignorant. The list goes on ad nauseum. And that's just for the letter "I".

Aug/13
2017

Dickhead isn't just a supporter to the angry-armed mob of white fascists, he's their god.

On Saturday, as Trump read slowly through a statement about the clashes that left dozens injured and one woman dead, he condemned hatred, bigotry and violence "on many sides." The president was silent when journalists asked whether he rejected the support of nationalist groups.

That silence was cheered by the white supremacist website Daily Stormer: "When asked to condemn, he just walked out of the room. Really, really good. God bless him." (AP)

There you go: The white right wants god to bless Dickhead Donald because he won't turn them away. These are the real Dickhead supporters, the ones who will follow and support him no matter what he says, does, did or will do.

Because he will let them hurt, threaten, abuse, menace and ultimately murder anyone who gets in their way. Or in Dickhead's way.

If Fucktard had a choice, THESE are the people he'd put in the senate, because fuck knows the House is already pretty damn close to these clowns.

Yes it's tRumpmerica, where being white, male and moneyed are the ONLY qualifications for citizenship. (Fine print: so long as you're Christian, not-sick, not educated, gun-loving and willing to look away from the pain and suffering of your fellow citizen, not to mention the world.)

tRump = hate. That's the bottom line.

Aug/12
2017

Dickhead's all "Oooh, I'm so surprised. Hugs anyone?"

President Donald Trump condemned "in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides".

"The hate and the division must stop right now," he told reporters, speaking in New Jersey, where he is on a working holiday. "We have to come together as Americans with love for our nation."[..]

Some observers also argue that Mr Trump's election to the White House re-energised the far right across the US. (BBC)

Who hated on immigrants? Who hated on women? Who hated on Hispanics, African-Americans and Muslims? Who made all these planks in his presidential campaign?

One guy. The guy who is now soooo astonished at the violence that came in his wake. YOU ARE the cause of all this hate mr. president, YOU'RE their hero. They may not have the money for people to write them speeches, to wear nice clothes or force-feed the press state-sponsored rhetoric, but they can do their best to imitate your worst.

And those are your "strong supporters" there Dickhead. Look in the mirror, their image is right there behind your big ugly mush. It's your party now fuckwad. Aren't you proud?

Aug/10
2017

You know the old adage that starts with "If it ain't broke..."? Well in this case "fixing" has nothing to do with it because "if it IS broke Dickhead will only make it worse."

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Actions by the Trump administration are triggering double-digit premium increases on individual health insurance policies purchased by many people, according to a nonpartisan study.

The analysis released Thursday by the Kaiser Family Foundation found that mixed signals from President Donald Trump have created uncertainty "far outside the norm" and led insurers to seek higher premium increases for 2018 than would otherwise have been the case.

As much as Dickhead would like to keep blaming Hillary, keep blaming Obama, keep blaming the Dems the fact is that he had his shot at trying to be productive and completely wiffed. Frankly he didn't even try, that's an exaggeration, rather he merely expected that those he sees as serving him should have executed his wishes... just because.

At no point as Dickhead actually done a single lick of work. He thinks (misusing that term right there) that answering emails and barfing up tweets is work. The whole listening, discussing, weighing options, coordinating and making a well thought out decision based on logic and experts isn't even REMOTELY a figure in this administration. This is just "make it up as you go along" proving that indeed, anyone CAN be president but not anyone can be GOOD at it. Or even mediocre. Or even poor. Actually I'd settle for just a smidge over "fucking horrible" but even that's long gone.

Yes the Dickhead solution to healthcare? Unaffordable until you're dead. Then it's not a problem any more.

Aug/09
2017

I'm not usually in the position of defending one of the GOP. But there is one thing that I detest more than the right-wing money-money-money me-me-me ideology, and that's pure ignorance.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump scolded his own party's Senate leader on Wednesday for the crash of the Republican drive to repeal and rewrite the Obama health care law, using Twitter to demand of Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, "Why not done?"

Trump fired back at the Kentucky Republican for telling a home-state audience this week that the president had "not been in this line of work before, and I think had excessive expectations about how quickly things happen in the democratic process."[..]

McConnell's Kentucky remarks also drew a tweet from Dan Scavino Jr., the White House social media director.

"More excuses," wrote Scavino, one of Trump's more outspoken loyalists. "@SenateMajLdr must have needed another 4 years - in addition to the 7 years - to repeal and replace Obamacare."

Also joining the fray was Fox News Host Sean Hannity, a close Trump ally.

"@SenateMajLdr No Senator, YOU are a WEAK, SPINELESS leader who does not keep his word and you need to Retire!" Hannity tweeted.

First off, Hannity is a troll. He has no value. Anything spewed by him is already invalid. Moving on.

Scavino. Who? Doubt you'll be in YOUR job for very long. Social media director? What do you even direct? You certainly have no influence on what Dickhead pukes up on Twitter (think orange toupee hairballs). I'm not thinking you have much in the way of a political resume, which basically means you're there to echo whatever Dickhead has to say. Again, invalid. Moving on.

Now to Dickhead. He's a crybaby. When he doesn't get his way he pouts, sulks, taunts and then bullies. The fact that he's gone on the offensive with EVERYONE who has stood up for him means he's also damaged, mentally and socially. Unable to get along, unable to hold it together. He's also frighteningly ignorant, making shit up as he goes along without ANY interest in the actual impact it has on people's lives. So really, attacking someone with several orders of magnitude experience, history and credentials is not a surprise. Dickhead would rather send angry tweets at an alligator were it about to eat his face off rather than do the sensible thing and run away. So again, stupid. No surprise. Business as usual. All fucked up.

Aug/09
2017

He's got AC and unlimited beverages served on a silver platter. For the rest of the nation? Not so much...

Trump, who has called climate change a "total con job" and "hoax" perpetrated to harm U.S. economic competitiveness, has spearheaded a wholesale scrapping of Obama-era initiatives that sought to reduce carbon emissions from coal-fired power plants and other sources. Last week, Trump's administration formally told the United Nations that the U.S. intends to pull out of the international climate accord signed in 2015, in which nearly 200 nations pledged to reduce carbon emissions. (AP)

On the other hand, the people who stand to lose the most and suffer the most are located in the parts of the nation that were solidly for this shitbag. So. Let's see how that works out for them and theirs huh?

Aug/08
2017

Is a steaming cesspool of reality.

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- It would take at least 25 years for Wisconsin taxpayers to break even on Gov. Scott Walker's incentives to lure Taiwanese electronics giant Foxconn to the state, according to a fiscal analysis released Tuesday.

Dickhead was pretty quick to celebrate "his" role in bringing jobs back the US. Only the "deal" is a one-sided suckfest for the state who "won".

The nonpartisan Legislative Fiscal Bureau's analysis of the bill found that Walker's administration found the cost of the tax credits would exceed potential increased tax revenues by $1.04 billion at the end of fiscal year 2032-33. After that year, payments to Foxconn would end and increased tax collections would ring in at about $115 million annually. At that rate, the break-even point would come during the 2042-43 fiscal year.

The break-even point could come even later, though.

So really, for 3k new jobs the state winds up overcommitting and digging itself a hole to the tune of over a billion. If, of course, Foxconn bails before the break even period the state is extra-extra fucked with a side of 3000 new names on their unemployment rolls.

Yes this is the "art of the deal" folks: take a steaming pile of crap, put it in a box, spray paint it gold, celebrate yourself as being awesome and then run away. Because it's not your problem any more.