Category: "Nothing as stupid as tRump"

May/18
2017

Is it delusion or mental deficiency? I guess it really doesn't matter since the result is the same. In both cases people who KNOW something is wrong but want to believe it's not are a threat to themselves and others.

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald Trump's loyal backers say they don't know, don't believe or don't care about the explosive revelations that forced the Justice Department to appoint a special counsel to investigate possible collusion between Russia and the Republican campaign.[..]

"I tuned it out," said 44-year-old Michele Velardi, a mother of three sons, during a break from her job at a Staten Island hair salon. "I didn't want to be depressed. I don't want to feel that he's not doing what he said, so I just choose to not listen."[..]

"If you're wishing for him to fail, you're basically wishing for the pilot of the plane to crash," [Joseph] Amodeo said. "You just gotta stick by him and hopefully he does things that benefit everyone."[..]

Down the street, Andrew Ottrando, a 56-year-old truck driver, said, "The Comey stuff is a joke." Could anything persuade him to abandon Trump? "If he gases his own people, yeah I would be against him," Ottrando said, saying afterward that he was only joking.

From "I tuned it (meaning the facts) out" to failed analogies, tRumpanzees are desperate to hold on to their delusion. The press is evil, and it's their fault for reporting the facts. Democrats are the ones destroying the nation because they refuse to "just get along". Breaking laws, leaking secrets, making up lies to distract the public (and himself) from the truth, none of those are bad for a president apparently. It would be bad for the rest of us, but not for a president. Or doctor. Or pilot for that matter. Frankly I'd love to see Joe there up in a plane being flown by a successful business man with absolutely NO flight training whatsoever. Sure it's a choice between praying like hell and jumping into the cockpit to try and make sure nothing important gets ignored, but maybe NOT FLYING WITH A DICKHEAD IN CHARGE would have been the better solution.

Bottomline is: there's no point in presenting facts or using logic on tRumpanzees. Their ignorance is both their shield and their security blanket. They savor it, and choose "head in ass" blindness over the terror of admitting that THEY contributed to how bad the situation really is. I guess that's one way of handling things, but adults, ones trusted with the ability to vote, are expected to do better.

May/17
2017

That's just soooo true in ALL the ways! But let's start with the fact factory first!

The U.S. official told AP that Trump shared details about an Islamic State terror threat related to the use of laptop computers on aircraft with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Ambassador to the U.S. Sergey Kislyak. The official said the disclosure came as Trump boasted about his access to classified intelligence. An excerpt from an official transcript of the meeting reveals that Trump told them, "I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day." (AP)

So Dickhead blurts out whatever comes to mind, this we already know because Twitter. But when it comes to national security there's a lot more on the line, not the least of which is the cooperation of our allies who probably won't be our allies for much longer. Not since Dickhead can't keep his fucking cakehole shut.

Also: "I get great intel" Goddamn you're a driveling moron, aint'cha? No wonder we keep seeing press releases of foreign dignitaries smiling, they're just doing their best to keep from rolling on the Presidential carpet.

Codeword: Adds a second level of clearance to Top Secret, so that only those cleared with the codeword can see it. Administered by the CIA. The material discussed by Mr Trump with the Russians was under a codeword, sources told the Washington Post (BBC)

Dickhead doesn't realize that he doesn't OWN the information, yes he may have the ability to declassify information, but I'm willing to bet that he still needs to go through a process not just decide at the drop of a hat to blab out information that is so highly classified that it has a unique code. But the Trumpanzees out there wanted change. They wanted an idiot in the office to PROVE to america that being smart isn't a criteria for being a lawmaker.

Boy, they're sure showing us. And the rest of the world.

And then there's the Whitehouse staff stuck with the job of shoveling out yet ANOTHER gargantuan pile of shit, pooped out by Dickhead, all over the carpet.

May 16 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump's national security adviser on Tuesday said the commander in-chief did not put U.S. intelligence operatives at risk by divulging information to Russian officials.

H.R. McMaster told reporters at a White House briefing that Trump could not have jeopardized national security because he didn't even know where the information came from.

"The president wasn't even aware of where this information came from," McMaster said. "He wasn't briefed on the source."

Ok who here sees the total failure of the statement above? Here's a hint: Not knowing a source doesn't mean that the information ISN'T still classified. And if Dickhead doesn't know the source, it's probably because his staff knows damn well they can't trust him with it.

It also doesn't mean that the Russians don't know the source, which they probably do.

Cold war? Nah, the Russians are going to save a fucking bundle, instead of having to hack into systems to get it, they can just walk into the Whitehouse and ask. Dos Vedanya Dickhead.

May/13
2017

Remember that guy who said he's put america first and bring the Chinese lion to heel? Well he's that guy in action...

The US and China have reached a 10-point trade deal that opens the Chinese market to US credit rating agencies and credit card companies.

Under the deal, China will also lift its ban on US beef imports and accept US shipments of liquefied natural gas.

In return, Chinese cooked chicken will be allowed into the US market and Chinese banks can enter the US market. (BBC)

That's right, he sure showed THEM. They're going to open banks right here in the US and have to deal with American's trying to save money! Ha! Good fucking luck. American's don't save, they don't make ENOUGH to fucking save. Plus there's all those lovely loans so they can buy bigger houses and cars than they can afford.

Good thing all those Frank Dodd laws are being repealed, too. That way when the Chinese banks go to hell along with ours they can suck at the government titty like everyone else. Because "too big to fail" and all that shit.

Yeah, I'm sure all those heartlanders can't fucking WAIT to open their accounts at the National Bank of China! Move over Canada, here comes the Big Eggroll!

May/02
2017

Asked how the president would define a "good shutdown," Mulvaney suggested "it would be one that fixes this town." (AP)

Since it's not the explosion that kills you, it's the radiation afterwards...

May/01
2017

He's pretty open with his objectives, am I right?

May 1 (UPI) -- The U.S. Agriculture Department plans to roll back nutrition standards for federally subsidized school meals because some food is "ending up in the trash."
The changes will reverse parts of former first lady Michelle Obama's healthy eating initiative. The Trump administration also is ending her "Let Girls Learn" program that offers educational opportunities for adolescent girls in developing countries

Why do kids need nutrition? Why should girls get education? This is all money WASTED because it's not making him richer.

Wow, it's hard to believe that anyone can put a positive spin on this. I guess 45 really IS the anti-christ. Who the fuck would actually take AWAY standards to ensure kids eat healthy at a young age? I guess the same fuckwad who thinks girls are only for grabbing and molesting.

HEY tRUMP. YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. I mean, in case you didn't notice, everyone hates you.

Apr/29
2017

Yeah, whipping it out and taking a slash into the punchbowl at a party can be considered "profound change" too. Only most people have the intelligence and decency not to.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump on Saturday marked his 100th day in office by saying he had brought "profound change" to Washington and reaffirming that "my only allegiance" is to those he governs.

Yeah that wasn't quite right, unless you see it from Dickhead Donald's perspective; he only governs "people" and in his world only the 1% have that designation. Everyone else is beneath his notice and interest.

Fuck you "45". Fuck you.

Apr/29
2017

He's at it again.

"The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end."

- Dickhead Donald

What eight year assault? I dare you to show me ANYthing that the federal government did to impinge on the second amendment rights for sane, legal, honest gun owners. ANYthing.

You can't can you? Because Obama didn't actually DO anything to limit access and ownership to guns. Even when a school full of elementary school kids died because a Mom wanted to "bond" with her insane son by buying his attention with automatic weapons NOTHING FUCKING CHANGED.

Yeah, making america safe, better, greater, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Dickhead Donald is all right on top of that. Like a fly on shit.

Apr/28
2017

Really there's no one stupider than this fucktard.

ATLANTA (AP) -- President Donald Trump revived one of his favorite - and most provocative - taunts against Elizabeth Warren on Friday, derisively calling the Massachusetts senator "Pocahontas."

Wow, sick burn there Dickhead. Is that the best you could come up with or did you get help for that? Pocahontas AND Warren for that matter have bigger balls than you do.

Grow up moron. You're president, not in elementary school.

Apr/26
2017

So here's the thing: if it sounds stupid and it makes no sense then it probably IS stupid and makes no sense. Frankly trying to find the "reason" beneath it all is a damned waste of time.


Trump's trademark talk is full of rambling, aside-filled bursts of simple but definitive words, laden with self-congratulatory bravado and claims that have fact-checkers working overtime, all dispatched from mind to lips in such record time it seemingly bypasses any internal filter.
It has been a source of curiosity for language scholars and laymen alike, sparked anew by a recent Associated Press interview with Trump that has brought newfound opportunity for parsing a brand of presidential oratory not previously recorded.
"This kind of pushes the limits of linguistic analysis," said historian Kristen Kobes Du Mez. (AP)

First with the easy one: fact checking. Trump doesn't care about facts, he just makes shit up and goes on.

Next ego-boo. It's all about him. That's all it ever is. He's never been about anyone else, it's his world, we just have to pay to live in it.

Finally the rambling. Well duh. The man is an idiot-savant without the savant part. He blurts out whatever he feels at the moment and leaves his staff to clean up the mess. Like how his inauguration crowd was bigger, how Obama tapped his phones, how he was going to dump NATO. It's all random, like the synapses in his brain and the drivel that comes out the other end.

Yes the president is an idiot. And voters elected him. I guess because he's just like them.

Apr/25
2017


U.S.-born workers have little interest at laboring in the dirt and the cold at the crack of dawn.
As 18 Guatemalans in hoodies and rubber boots toiled in such conditions recently in Oregon's Willamette Valley, their boss expressed admiration for their willingness to do the back-breaking work he said native-born Americans won't do.
"Homeless people are camped in the fir forest over there," the farmer said, pointing to a stand of trees. "And they're not looking for work." (AP)

While Dickhead Donald didn't "win" Oregon per se, he did garner a very large number of votes from that state. These are the people who could have thought through the potential impact of an "immigrant-free" policy on the agricultural industry in their state. But why think? I mean if it SOUNDS good it must be good right? And if thinking might open the door a crack to humanizing the source of all our problems, well, that just won't stand.

Until your business fails because you just don't have the labor. Or until you realize that the whole notion of kicking out immigrants as a solution to the unemployed is bogus.

a 2013 study by an economist at the Center for Global Development looked at farms in North Carolina and found that immigrant manual laborers had "almost zero" effect on the job prospects of native-born U.S. workers.
"It appears that almost all U.S. workers prefer almost any labor-market outcome - including long periods of unemployment - to carrying out manual harvest and planting labor," Michael Clemens wrote. (AP)

Yes that's right. Americans would much rather live under bridges or on a subway grate than actually do hard, manual labor. Maybe it's because we don't beat them enough? Take away their social services? Or charities that feed them on Thanksgiving and Xmas? Maybe we need to start imprisoning the homeless again, like we used to back in days of yore. Where going to the "poor house" was literally a thing. I mean if there ARE jobs to be hand and we eliminate people who are willing to do them then perhaps the answer is to FORCE unemployed Americans to work at gunpoint.

Sounds pretty stupid right? That is what happens when you start breaking down the whole anti-immigrant thing. But most tRump voters don't want to do that.

President Donald Trump's hard line against immigrants in the U.S. illegally has sent a chill through the nation's agricultural industry, which fears a crackdown will deprive it of the labor it needs to plant, grow and pick the crops that feed the country. (AP)

Yep what will happen then? Without workers who's going to farm? And without productive farms what will happen to the cost of produce? I guess if you believe in tRump you also believe god will provide. Well god doesn't provide for idiots who don't think...

Apr/20
2017

Go on, pat yourselves on the back, you helped deport yet another EVIL immigrant. Maybe even TWO!

Maribel Trujillo, a mother of four American children from Fairfield, Ohio, who has never committed any crime in the 15 years she has lived in the US, has been deported to Mexico in the latest sign that the Trump administration is indiscriminately targeting undocumented immigrants. (The Guardian)

April 19 (UPI) -- In a reversal of its prior stance, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security said Wednesday the first-known "Dreamer" deported under President Donald Trump's administration did indeed have valid protective immigration status.

Wow a mom of four American kids who never harmed a soul and a student. Yeah! Boohyah! Boy we just made America SO MUCH FUCKING SAFER.

Go on trumper, give yourself a gold fucking star. You did great.

Apr/16
2017

Hey Dickhead Donald!! Get this: people can spend their OWN money when they want to. Yes, there actually IS money in America that YOU don't own.


CHICAGO (AP) -- President Donald Trump says "someone should look into who paid" for the rallies around the country Saturday that urged him to release his tax returns.
Trump tweeted Sunday: "I did what was an almost an impossible thing to do for a Republican-easily won the Electoral College! Now Tax Returns are brought up again?"

Ok, first yeah, I'm not falling for the red-herring lie about winning the electoral college shit. You BARELY won fucktard. Also you LOST the popular vote. TRUMP IS AN UNPOPULAR LOSER PRESIDENT. There we go, brushed aside. Onward.

Who paid for? Let's see, how about ALL THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED AGAINST YOU? Plus maybe all the people you've pissed off since? You're not a fucking King, moron. You're a publicly elected official, acting like a king, of course, or more correctly, like a little boy. An ignorant, uneducated, fibbing little tyrant.

And America, as defined by the majority of people living in it. Hates you.

Apr/07
2017

Because idiots will keep believing you.

At a news conference with Jordan's King Abdullah II on Wednesday, Trump said: "We had a very, very fine delegation come over from Egypt, and also from Iraq. And they said more has been done in the last six weeks than has been done in years with the previous administration, and believe me, we're going to keep it that way."
THE FACTS: There was far more progress against IS over the past year than in the last six weeks. The military campaign against the group has been building slowly. More cities have been recaptured from the militants, and IS has lost large swaths of territory in Iraq and Syria. However, the two biggest, climactic battles - to retake Mosul, Iraq, and Raqqa, Syria - have not been completed. (AP)

The tRump method: Do Nothing, Take All The Credit Due Others. Lie. Ignore Facts. Make Shit Up On The Fly. Threaten People Who Point Out Facts. Threaten More People. Get Rich Off Stupid People. Have No Moral Compass or Conscience.

Mar/24
2017

Hur Hur Hur

It's totally true, nothing CAN be as stupid as tRump. Everything he says keeps supporting that hypothesis.

(CNN)President Donald Trump defended some of the most controversial claims of his young political career in a wide-ranging interview with Time magazine published Thursday, in which he offered a simple and absolute defense of his method:
"I'm a very instinctual person, but my instinct turns out to be right. Hey, look, in the meantime, I guess I can't be doing so badly, because I'm President, and you're not," he told Time's Washington bureau chief, Michael Scherer.

It's like he's never grown up, never gotten out of 2nd grade. Really that's the BEST he can offer? "I'm President and You're Not?" Really? Not even "well I thought about it" or maybe "I have some super-smart people advising me" possibly even "I support the will of the public, right or wrong." Newp, it's just "I'm right because I'm always right because I'm smarter and richer than you and also I'm president which means that I'm the smartest person on earth, even smarter than those other presidents who aren't president any more."

Seriously, this is the guy who just sat in a semi yesterday and said "vroom, vroom" as he sat behind the wheel. Yep that's the president, a certified imbecile.

Mar/18
2017

When he doesn't want to face the actual WORK of being president what does he do? Go back to campaigning. Maybe that way the grass will stay greener...

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- President Donald Trump is returning to the road, rallying supporters to recapture the enthusiasm of his campaign and reassuring them about his tumultuous early days in the White House.[..] In Trump's rally telling, things in Washington are going great. He's been cracking down on illegal immigration, is "way ahead of schedule" on his southern border wall and is on the verge of passing a new health care plan that "does so much for you."

Dickhead has a really hard time with actually sitting down and doing the work and who can blame him? Work is HARD. It means THINKING. It means REASONING. These are things that Dickhead doesn't want to do because they're not fun. Worse! People have been cracking down on his fun all over the place (how dare they.) Dickhead tweets whatever he wants whenever he wants, and it's all true because he's PRESIDENT. Anything the president says is automatically true and anything he does is automatically legal, but no, stupid people insist on CHECKING facts, on demanding PROOF. How rude! Don't they respect that he's president?

So to escape all the stress and "work" (read: showing off to foreign dignitaries) he's back on the road, pressing the flesh and stomping around on stage because even without bread, circuses are a GREAT way to keep the masses entertained.

Until, you know, they can't be entertained any more.

NEW RINGGOLD, Pa. (AP) -- Among the groups hardest hit by the Republican plan to replace the Affordable Care Act is one that swung for Donald Trump during last year's presidential race - older Americans who have not yet reached Medicare age.[..] Health care experts predict those older adults will end up buying skimpier plans with lower coverage and higher deductibles because that's all they will be able to afford.

Yes, those days of grandstanding to screaming masses have gotten a little more strained. It's one thing to have someone else to blame for the problems but now the buck stops with him. And Dickhead has to find a way to keep the cult happy, even when they're the ones who will be taking the fall.

Good luck Nero, keep on fiddlin'.

Mar/12
2017

Dickhead still hasn't gotten it through his thick skull that he's president, not king, and he's not allowed to just spew any random thought that comes into his empty head.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Facing a Monday deadline, the Justice Department asked lawmakers for more time to provide evidence backing up President Donald Trump's unproven assertion that his predecessor wiretapped his New York skyscraper during the election. The request came as the White House appeared to soften Trump's explosive allegation.

While I can't put an actual cost on his bullshit I can do a rough estimate. Based on his desperate bid to redirect attention away from his Russian connection, tRump made up what he *thought* would be just another fabrication, just like all the ones he spewed during the election. But then the government, paid by the taxpayers, had to deal with the consequences: the Justice Department; let's say generously, 20 people for 80 hours (two weeks) at $50 an hour which equals $80k and that's JUST the Justice Department. Now lets add congress for just one day: $16 million (reference: scroll down to the answer) and we'll ignore the press and anyone else peripherally involved in communicating the fallout from this specific prevarication.

So yeah, a few million. Just to humor a crazed, egomaniac. But that's not all...

White House counselor Kellyanne Conway sidestepped questions about the lack of proof Monday, saying she was "not in the job of having evidence."[..] "What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other now, unfortunately," including "microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera," Conway said. "So we know that that is just a fact of modern life."

Dumb Twat Conway then opened a HUGE can of worms by saying that the government has "many ways to surveil" it's citizens, meaning that the US Government, also her employer, is constantly violating the public's rights every moment of every day which is "just a fact of modern life". No bitch, no, it's NOT just a fact of modern life, you need a court ORDER to wire tap, an order which, if it actually existed, tRump could declassify and wave in everyone's faces.

Which he can't.

So what we have here is a stinking mess. An asshole who just says whatever he feels like, an administration that's afraid to correct him, and more than half of congress doing whatever it can to go along with the crazy.

Yep, just another day in tRump-merica, just another day in hell.

Feb/21
2017

They recognized each other, instinctively.

President Donald Trump should be given a chance to prove himself, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe says. (BBC)

That's so fucking awesome I don't know what could top it, other than Stalin maybe, giving der tRump props from the grave. Mugabe, one of the most loathsome scums ever born coming to the president's defense? Shitson, you KNOW you've hit rock bottom.