Category: "Nothing as stupid as tRump"

Jul/17
2017

Because they want to ensure they have people to deport for the REST of the remaining term.

July 17 (UPI) -- The U.S. Department of Homeland Security on Monday announced it would allow 15,000 more foreign workers to obtain temporary non-immigrant visas due to a shortage of qualified laborers in the United States.

So there you go tRump Voters: invisible wall, tracking down vote-hacking ruskies, repealing healthcare, and now... MORE IMMIGRANTS because why? BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH QUALIFIED US WORKERS.

So tell me... how are those campaign promises working out for ya eh? About the same as any other politician.

Drain the swamp, HA! More like serving it up in tRump brand bottles! Lol. Served up by his "all-american" staff.

Trump has previously opposed allowing guest workers in the United States, though his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla., has used H-2B seasonal employees.

Jul/16
2017

President Snake Oil is back at it, and tRumpanzees are lined up to get their fill, funnel in one hand, pants in the other.

President Donald Trump says his proposed border wall may not need to cover the whole US frontier with Mexico because of existing natural barriers.

He told journalists travelling on Air Force One to France that it also needed to be transparent, to offer border guards visibility into Mexico.(BBC)

Bwahahahahahah! HAHAhahahahaha! Wait, still laughing... *sniff* Whahahahahahah!

Yes, there you go tRump voters, there's your fucking wall. It's INVISIBLE. Because. It NEEDS to be.

Why you ask? Well, here's why...

Mr Trump said it was vital the new construction was transparent to protect border guards from drug traffickers.

"As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don't see them," he said.

"They hit you on the head with 27kg of stuff? It's over."

It NEEDS to be INVISIBLE because STUFF! Large sacks of drugs get TOSSED OVER (seems like a pretty big waste of drugs, and really if it were that easy you'd think CBP would be awash in busts but who's thinking? This shit's straight, uncut, unscripted right from Dickhead's pea brain right out his cakehole.)

Yes the Great Invisible, Solar Wall. Kinda like the Great Invisible Throngs that turned out for the inauguration. Right?

Jul/15
2017

Seems like an orthogonal proposition doesn't it? An Iraqi voting for someone who clearly hates them? Doesn't matter their religion, not if you're Dickhead Donald, but I'm guessing they didn't think that one through.

More than 100 Iraqi Christians in Michigan are fighting deportation after being arrested in an immigration crackdown ordered by the Trump administration.

Most were detained for visa violations, including past criminal convictions, that had been ignored by US officials for years, even decades.

Many in the community supported Donald Trump's presidential campaign and say they never thought they would be targeted by raids.(BBC)

Do Iraqi Christians, some of them at least, are confounded that they're being deported. "My husband is confused, he feels he's american, he's been here forty years." And what? Didn't you realize that still doesn't take away the immigrant stink? Who cares HOW long you've been here, Dickhead doesn't.

im·mi·grant ˈiməɡrənt/Submit noun a person who comes to live permanently in a foreign country

I have no sympathy for any Iraqi who voted for tRump and now finds their bags packed for them and a giant hand shoving them onto the next plane. You voted for hate. You voted for intolerance. Too bad you didn't look in a mirror LONG enough to realize that the person being hated, being targeted was someone who looks JUST LIKE YOU.

Bye. Maybe think next time?

Jul/12
2017
  1. Actually no one was going to take it, even if it was empty
  2. Actually no one would even want it

Mr Trump tweeted that his decision to allow his daughter to take his seat at the meeting in Hamburg was "very standard".

He also said the media would have cheered "CHELSEA FOR PRES!" if Hillary Clinton had made the same choice.

Chelsea Clinton tweeted back that her parents would never have done so. (BBC)

Boor. No one is as uncouth, unclass, unmannered as a tRump. You're not the first family, you're less than last.

Fail.

Jul/10
2017

I'm not sure why this is news. It's not like it would have worked out any other way.

HAMBURG, Germany (AP) -- Russian President Vladimir Putin hailed his first face-to-face meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, saying Saturday he thinks Trump accepted his assurances that Russia didn't meddle in the U.S. presidential election and that their conversation could be a model for improving ties between the two countries.

So let's see. Dickhead manages to squeak out a victory with the help of Russian hacking, all the while decrying the number of "illegals" voting for Hillary. Angered by allegations of Russia interference, and appointees resignations over revelations that there WERE discussions and collusion Dickhead has done his best to shake a tiny fist impotently while trying to affirm his success. "I won because of me, not because of anyone helping tear down my opponent, most especially NOT because of Comey, look how much I hate that guy!"

The story finally culminates when the happy couple (Dickhead and Putin) kiss publically and the crowd cheers (or vomits depending on the strength of their constitution.)

Dickhead still strives for acceptance, and Putin still smirks at having helped pull off the greatest disaster (PR and otherwise) in American history. He's got a big bully by the balls, and every photograph reveals just how much he's enjoying the catastrophe he helped create. The joke's on US. At least for another 3 years and I guess we'd better learn to grin and bear it.

Jul/09
2017

Apparently when you set the bar low enough, everyone feels compelled to lower their standards. I guess this is why we have the term "lowest common denominator."

July 7 (UPI) -- Vice President Mike Pence, who ignored a "Do Not Touch" sign during a tour of NASA's Kennedy Space Center this week, blamed his viral faux pas on Marco Rubio.

On Thursday, Pence was photographed with his hand on a piece of flight hardware belonging to the Orion spacecraft. A sign just above Pence's hand read: "Critical Space Flight Hardware 'DO NOT TOUCH.'" The event was captured on film and quickly spread across news outlets and social media.

Apparently Mama Pence didn't slap little Mikey hard enough when he was a tyke, because the first lesson of visiting never fully registered. When shit says "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH" it applies to everyone else AND you.

It's nice to see the arrogance and stupidity being demonstrated by the current executives setting the standard for US enshrined in all aspects of their behavior. When presented with the honor of seeing the best space technology the nation has to offer, they act like brats even going to far as to point fingers at each other instead of being adults and taking responsibility for their own stupidity.

Hey Pence, I dare you to go touch a grizzly bear in Yellowstone! Go on, please? Or dare Rubio to. Either way.

Jul/08
2017

Dickhead seems to have greatness and relevancy confused, although in truth he has about as much of either.

HAMBURG, Germany (AP) -- World powers lined up against U.S. President Donald Trump on climate change, reaffirming their support for international efforts to fight global warming.

Dickhead said that America did too much for too many. His plan now is to do precisely the opposite. In the process he's taking away US influence, and neutralizing the US presence in global affairs that will affect the nation anyway.

It's nice to know that the world will carry on without us. I just pity the next poor fool stuck with trying to regain all that we're losing due to incompetence and chumpdickery.

Jul/04
2017

When Chris is nailed by the media for closing a public beach and using it JUST for himself and his family, his response is "well if YOU want your own public beach then YOU should be governor." This is just a watered down version of Dickhead's "Well, I'm President and they're not." Thing is, Chris doesn't have Chrispanzees of his own to go into full-on howler monkey support. So he just comes across as a fat, white, arrogant, GOP asshole.

Christie is getting blistered online and in the real world after he was photographed with his family soaking up the sun on a beach that he had closed to the public over the Fourth of July weekend because of a government shutdown.

A deeply unpopular Republican serving out his final six months in office, Christie was lambasted Monday as selfish and arrogant, and jokesters online inserted the picture of him in sandals, shorts and a T-shirt into various photos and movie and TV scenes. (AP)

He also managed to drag up the tattered, raggedy excuse that he had already "promised to go to his mansion" over the weekend, so he was just "keeping his promise". I'm sorry? Do you know NOTHING about history? Maybe you're just treading sand and not eating cake, but you're a fucking joke. The result will be a public excoriation. Not to say it's not deserving, nor does it seem that Chris really cares what the public thinks since it's fair to assume that he's not running for office ever again. BUT, he does live in the state, unless he's planning to run away from that too...

"It is hard to imagine a worse optic for public relations on a hot July day. Pollsters may find out how low approval ratings can go in New Jersey," said Fairleigh Dickinson University political science professor Peter Woolley.

Maybe he's still on the tRump train, hoping to pull some of that negative energy away from Dickhead In Chief? Either way, he's merely hanging on to Dickhead's skirts, neither big enough (uh huh), nasty enough, or negative enough to hold a candle to the worst president the US has ever had. Sorry it wasn't you Chrissie!

Actually not.

Jul/03
2017

Because if you just kill the poor then someone has to clean up the mess. Freezing them to death instead is much, much neater.

President Donald Trump has proposed eliminating heating aid for low-income Americans, claiming it's no longer necessary and rife with fraud. People needn't worry about being left in the cold, he says, because utilities cannot cut off customers in the dead of winter.

But he is wrong on all counts. (AP)

Dickhead Donald is and continues to be wrong. It's kind of awesome, in a post-disaster sort of way, to watch. I mean things are already pretty fucking shitty so you keep thinking, how much shitter can it really get? And Dickhead keeps surpassing himself.

Yes, the poor don't NEED heat. And heating companies will just give away fuel when it costs the most.

If you wonder what sort of world Dickhead lives in, just remember: it's his world, we just happen to be here too. The less well off, maybe not for much longer.

Jul/02
2017

Dickhead Donald doesn't have much of an attention span or intellectual capacity. So it stands to reason that the National Enquirer is his reading material of choice. The sad truth is their relationship goes far beyond that.

Mr Trump is a good friend to the Enquirer and vice versa. He has penned self-aggrandising first-person pieces for the magazine and can reportedly be relied on to deliver a small sales boost when he's on the cover.

He is also quite literally a friend to the magazine's owner, David Pecker, chief executive of publisher American Media Incorporated. The two have been close for decades. During the campaign, Mr Trump was the beneficiary of the magazine's first presidential endorsement in its 90-year history.

Here are some recent Enquirer cover stories on the president: "How Trump will win!"; "Trump takes charge!"; and "Trump must build the wall!". (BBC)

The tabloid rag is just that, a tabloid rag. No one has ever quoted the shitter-paper without trying to make a joke out of it. Fun point: Dickhead, in his elevation of the "paper" has made HIMSELF a joke by using the paper as a means to spread his cult of personality.

Again, this is what tRumpanzees wanted, a "president" who makes positive headlines only in a media form that believes in children slaves on Mars, that Justice Scalia was murdered by a hooker and that there are survivors still alive in the Titanic waiting to be saved.

Jul/01
2017

Most of us have jobs, things we're paid to do. When I see someone constantly on Facebook during working hours I generally think they're wasting time. It's not that I don't waste time too, I read the news headlines three four times a day. But usually only for a few minutes to see what has happened. There are people, however, who spend a good quarter to a third of their time online, chatting, posting and liking crap on their social media accounts.

Those people are NOT pulling their weight, imho, those people should genuinely get dinged on their performance because even if you're NOT spending all your time focused on what the job is paying you to do you should at least GIVE THE FUCKING APPEARANCE OF CARING.

Unlike, say, the current president...

Kellyanne Conway says the president had the right to fight back against critics, but she isn't endorsing his attack on the hosts of MSNBC's "Morning Joe."

Conway is a senior adviser to Trump. She said on ABC's "Good Morning America," ''I didn't say I endorsed his attacks; I never said that. Bottom line, I endorse his ability to connect on social media with Americans." (AP)

Ok it's one thing to "connect" to the public by providing vital information about decisions and events that effect the nation. It's completely ANOTHER thing to just constantly talk about yourself. From what I can tell Dickhead doesn't spend more than a fraction of his day on policy, running the nation, doing the job he is being paid to do. What he does spend all his limited attention and brainpower on is his image and what people are saying about him.

Dickhead doesn't get it, and his stooges and toadies aren't going to inform him otherwise. But then again, no one exists in his world EXCEPT him, so I guess that's not really a surprise.

Funny how ultra-patriotic fucks can hate on Kim Jong Whatever and Saddam Hussein and then go and elect someone from exactly the same mold. I guess it explains why Dictators just keep happening.

Jun/29
2017

And you have NO idea who I'm referring to either... do you?

Congressional Republicans and Democrats are speaking as one in criticizing President Donald Trump's crude tweet about a female cable TV anchor.

House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi told reporters Thursday that Trump's tweet "really saddens me because it is so beneath the dignity of the president of the United States to engage in such behavior."[..]

The first lady's spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, said Melania Trump has long said that "when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder."

Melania Trump has said that she hopes to use her White House position to combat cyberbullying (AP)

Presidents get insulted. That's a thing. Anyone who is a public image will have their share of haters, but as adults we learn that slinging shit isn't appropriate... even if in "self defense". Hillary was labelled with every hateful, misogynistic epithet in the book and yet the worst she came back with, after all the provocation, was "deplorable". That's presidential timber. Dickhead on the other hand has such notorious quotes as "grab them by the pussy", "blood coming out of her eyes, coming out of her wherever", and now "bleeding badly from a face-lift".

I'm sorry how is this in any way "presidential"? Well, we know the answer to that. But the clowns wanted a king, and I guess they have one.

As for Mel, she's going to have a hard time getting people to believe that her goal is to prevent cyber bullying when her husband is bully number one. Also, since she IS raising a child, she might want to explain that just "punching people back ten times harder" isn't a solution that will let you stay in school. If you don't want to spend your life in detention that is.

Jun/27
2017

After tens of votes to repeal the AHCA the GOP is in a dog-sweat to shove through a "replacement" and pat themselves on the back. You'd think, however, that maybe juuuuust maybe some of them might want to read it first. And get non-partisan opinions. And the results of analyses.

But that would be bad IF the deal itself had major flaws right?

"It's a big complicated subject, we've got a lot discussions going on, and we're still optimistic we're going to get there," McConnell told reporters after the lunch. (AP)

McConnell thought that by drafting it in secret, by not letting anyone SEE the development that they couldn't form a solid opinion when they did finally see the finished product. He desperately wanted the kudos now, and didn't care much at all about who might be effected.

But other senators, other GOP senators DID care, maybe not about people dying from lack of coverage but for their own totally orthogonal reasons.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Millionaires would get tax cuts averaging $52,000 a year from the Senate Republicans' health bill while middle-income families would get about $260, according to a new analysis of the foundering bill.[..]

Moderate Republicans were concerned that too many people would lose health coverage under the bill while conservatives said it wouldn't do enough to reduce premiums.

So the rich donors get their kickbacks so they can keep pouring their donations into the GOP coffers. That was the main focus of what Mitchy really wanted to do. Killing the poor through lack of coverage was just an added bonus. Now that the word is out, and before the vote, before July 4th which would have seen lots of loud self-congratulations to cover the howls of dismay, it will be just a tiny bit harder for the GOP to move ahead with their "death panels" (oh wait, they don't need death panels because it's just a simple calculation - if you don't need subsidized healthcare then you win, everyone else can go suck it.)

But if the GOP can't kill the poor by yanking their access to medical care, they CAN just make sure they're exposed to more poisons in the air, water, ground and... of course, global warming.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Trump administration is taking steps to roll back an Obama administration policy that protected more than half the nation's streams from pollution.

The Environmental Protection Agency and the Army Corps of Engineers on Tuesday outlined a process for rescinding a 2015 regulation that defines which waterways are covered under the Clean Water Act.

Yep, death to everyone who can't afford bottled water and their own medical coverage. Just fuck 'em. It's not like this administration isn't overt in its distaste for the poor, it just wants a bigger gap between the haves and the have nots. Like a 6' gap. Straight down.

Jun/26
2017

Savant + Idiot - Savant = tRump. And the worst part is that it's rubbing off on all of us.

Wayne Fields, a Washington University professor who has studied political rhetoric, said Trump appeared to be co-opting terms like collusion and obstruction as part of a larger strategy to "invalidate" some of the arguments made against him.

"You take words and you do everything you can to make them meaningless. You take any kind of precision out of public discourse so it can't be used against you," Fields said.

Peter Henning, a law professor at Wayne State University in Detroit who has written about public corruption, said Trump appeared to be taking the term "obstruction," which means impeding an investigation, and applying it to a decision by his predecessor not to pursue an investigation as vigorously as possible.

"Inaction is not an obstruction, but of course it has some potency as a political attack," Henning said. (AP)

Taking words and making them meaningless. That succinctly and precisely is what Das Dickhead is up to. Honestly I don't think it's malicious, it's really just the best he can manage. He's trying to make himself *seem* smart, but the truth is that unless it's good, bad, great, or terrible he really just doesn't understand, not that it prevents him from trying.

The evil part is all the people who THINK there's some deep meaning behind it all when it's just an incompetent person being truly himself... incompetent. Reminds me of Peter Sellers last movie, "Being There". I think a lot of tRump fans could do themselves a favor and watch it.

Chance (Peter Sellers) is a middle-aged man who lives in the townhouse of an old, wealthy man in Washington, D.C. He is simple-minded and has lived there his whole life, tending the garden. Other than gardening, his knowledge is derived entirely from what he sees on television. [..] Chance often misunderstands people and states the obvious, particularly about gardening, but his simple words are repeatedly misunderstood as profound, allegorical statements about life, business and the economy. [..] Public opinion polls start to reflect just how much his "simple brand of wisdom" resonates with the jaded American public. - Plot synopsis to 'Being There' with Peter Sellers (Wikipedia)

Jun/23
2017

Dickhead is only great in his mind and the tiny minds of this blind, evangelical followers. The rest of humanity is already plum tuckered out with his infantile shenanigans.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump suggested he was just trying to keep fired FBI Director James Comey honest with his cryptic tweet implying there might be recordings of their private conversations.

Trump ended a month-long guessing game Thursday by tweeting that he never made and doesn't have recordings of his private conversations with Comey. In an interview that aired Friday on "Fox & Friends," Trump said: "When he found out that I, you know, that there may be tapes out there, whether it's governmental tapes or anything else, and who knows, I think his story may have changed."

If you can make it through the wandering, disabled droolings of Dickhead Donald in that quote bravo, give yourself a pat on the back. What he said, however, was "I made shit up because I could and I think it's really clever to lie about things."

It's hard to imagine less presidential material than this.

So here's the thing Dickhead, as president you're not either ALLOWED or ENTITLED to just make shit up. There are consequences to EVERYthing you say and people spend tax payer money to clean up the poo you keep flinging everything you open your filthy cakehole. In essence your stupidity is COSTING AMERICA MONEY. I mean fuck, we're already out of patience.

You know, when you're own "party" is left with the lame excuse of "well, the president is a political idiot" then there's really not much lower anyone can go.

I figure there's no way for you to embarrass yourself further. I just wish to fuck you'd stop embarrassing us.

Jun/20
2017

When faced with the literal facts, facts he can't control, contrive or conceal, Dickhead will do the next best thing: say as little as possible. Which leads to the next question: how is Dickhead going to "drain the swamp" when he's not even willing to talk about it?

Once more freewheeling exchanges, White House press briefings have been shrinking both in length and content as Trump's senior aides clamp down on information and contend with the president's own lack of message discipline and preference for speaking directly to his fan base.

The administration has erected other barriers to transparency as well, such as refusing to make its visitor logs public. And Trump hasn't held a full press conference since February or participated in interviews since the end of April.[..] David Boardman, chairman of the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, said Trump's method of communicating via Twitter creates a compelling need "to follow up on those 140-character proclamations with questions."

He said a trend toward less transparency has rippled through all levels of government, and the approach is set at the top. (AP)

That's right, it's all about blind belief. No facts. No reason. No logic. No questions. It's about acting like a DICKtater, not a president who is open and aboveboard with the people he was ELECTED to SERVE. It's about hiding everything because he can do so and refuses to be questioned.

But those forms of communication are eroding discourse, said Kathleen Hall Jamieson, director of the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Pennsylvania.

"You get assertion but no argument. You get attack but no justification," she said. "These are ideal formats for someone who does not want to be held accountable. You're being asked to accept on authority that this is all that you need to know."

And if that doesn't frighten you then you're clearly not thinking for yourself. Or your nation.

Jun/19
2017

It's free speech when you say you want to shoot Hillary or kill muslims. But if you mock the president then LOOK THE FUCK OUT because it's not free speech any more. At least not since Dickhead was elected.

Several theatres in the US have received threats and complaints after a show in New York depicted the assassination of a Julius Caesar made to look like President Donald Trump.

Messages wished death upon theatre staff at unrelated establishments in an apparent mix-up.[..]

"Hope you all who did this play about Trump are the first to die when ISIS COMES TO YOU... scumbags."

Aside from wanting to offer the last person who contacted the theater troupe both a course in grammar and a blog at WoS, it's pretty clear that the Ol' Double Standard is alive and well from the conservative perspective. Liberals have long been willing to accept their position as targets for gun-toting conservative assholes who prefer to shoot first and apologize never. But with the sudden change in perspective, conservatives are in a frenzy of previously-derided political correctness. Threatening a sitting president? It was just dandy-fine for teddy nugent, but for anyone else? DEATH! MURDER! OMGOMG TEH CHILLUNS HOOMANITIES! Blah blah blah rhetoric blah. Shooting a lawmaker? Well hell, Gabby was a woman, so fuck who cares right? Shooting an IMPORTANT male lawmaker? OMGOMG EVIL LIBERALS ARE TAKING OUR GUNZZZZ!

Yeah, right, he bought them legally so FUCK YOU. It was your idea to make guns easily accessible to everyone so big fucking deal when someone gets shot right? It was second amendment expression, is all.

The right is pretty angry when the left steals pages from their play book. Sauce for the goose bitches. Sauce for the goose.