Neural Fraud

Holy shit. I don't know what I can do but FUCKING SCREAM... All around town, every goddamn last billboard is plastered with the bloody advertising onslaught from First Choice Haircutters. They're all the same image of course, some guy looking at some girl with short hair, and you can't even tell it's for First Choice unless you look real hard, as in, almost causing a major traffic accident. Two stupid young people with the big, glaring text "First Glance" ..

WTF?

Now this isn't bad enough, no, it gets worse. On a certain strip of highway there are 4 billboards, Two of each facing both directions of traffic, if you looked at them from an aerial view, it would look like a < sign.

ALL FOUR BILLBOARDS HAVE THE SAME FUCKING IMAGE!! IF I WANTED A FUCKING HAIR CUT, I'D GO GET ONE!!@!! QUIT SHOVING THIS CRAP DOWN MY RETINAS.

I feel violated, I feel like I should sue First Choice for their relentless harrassment campaign, after all, that's what it is. Advertising Shmadvertising, this is a fucking harrassvertisment onslaught.

I have no choice but to take a long detour in order to avoid seeing these horrendous billboards.

What, you think I'm full of shit? All right, I'll take a fucking picture of the bloody thing then..

SIGH.