As If The Prices Weren't Bad Enough...

12/07/06

Permalink 12:17:28 pm, by sTmykal Email , 218 words, 55 views   English (US)
Categories: Suck It

As If The Prices Weren't Bad Enough...

What's this shit with panhandling at the pumps? Holy Christ.

I pulled into the local C-mart/gas station a few weeks ago. The joint was hopping. One guy was going from pump to pump - I could hear the usual refrain "Hey brother, can you help me out? I just need X to Y". This is where X means some sort of cash and Y is getting to some location. I wrote this off as "Whatever".

Last night I stopped to get some of the blood juice and yet fucking again - some guy hitting up everyone there. "Hey brother can you help me out. I don't mean to ask for nuthin'"

This one was pretty good. "I just need to get to my fathers over at 57th and Keystone - can I get a lift?" I looked him square in the eye - "I can't do that."

What the hell? You're asking random strangers for a ride to an address that is arguably a mile away (the station was at the 6200 block - one major street over from Keystone) and expecting someone to give a shit and let you into their car?

Sorry sport - the days of hitchiking went out with bell-bottoms and free love. Paranoid or not, I just don't have a "Please rob and kill me" sign on my back.

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Comment from: odessa [Member] Email
He couldn't WALK that far? Is there a major road that he'd have to cross? Did he have any obvious disabilities? Was the weather really bad? I have no sympathy either unless you could answer "yes" to any of the above. If the dude has got two feet, and has a reasonable stride, a mile is a 20 min walk.
PermalinkPermalink 12/07/06 @ 18:41
Comment from: sTmykal [Member] Email
It was cold - that was about it. There was some sense of urgency in his voice, but the fact that he took so long to get to the "could I get a lift" part told me he was fabricating some story in his head.

I've been panhandled enough to know that there's always a long story before the request. People who are honestly in dire straits and need something very specific tend to come out and just ask.
PermalinkPermalink 12/08/06 @ 09:41
Comment from: strobe [Visitor]
My favorites are the ones who sound nice and talk about the kindness of Jesus, then when you politely turn them down, they give a string of Fuck You's in a complete turnaround. Awesome.
PermalinkPermalink 12/08/06 @ 19:38

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