laanie

1. The homophobic, "our-values" imposing, Extreme Religious Right & the no personal responsibility-blame society-handout giving, pandering, Extreme Loony Left. Both are equally as annoying and destructive. (See Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson; Hilary Clinton)

2. People who have no idea what number 1 means.

3. Obnoxious, annoying kids.

4. Stupid people who have one obnoxious, annoying, stupid kid that they can't provide for...and then have more.

5. People who can't speak english. I'm not talking about those who are non-native speakers. I'm talking about born and bred Americans who can't put together a coherent sentence or articulate a thought in a way that doesn't cause me to have to waste minutes of my life figuring out what the hell you meant to say. It's called a dictionary..it has words in it and will even tell you when to use them and how. Otherwise, just stick to one syllable words or hand motions. You're giving me a headache.

6. People who ask me stupid questions and then won't shutup while I give them the correct answer, so they follow up with an even dumber question.

7. Waiting in line, waiting in traffic, waiting for food when I called ahead, waiting...

8. People who talk to much. Get to the point already..life is ticking by.

9. People who can't make a decision. You know what? I'll make one for you: Go play in traffic or go hunting with Dick Cheney; either result will make me happy.

10. Stay-at-home moms (my bad, HOMEMAKERS) who think they deserve a medal for raising their own kids. If your kids are school aged, then you really have no excuse. It doesn't take all day to clean the house. It's not a full-time job. Jobs pay money. Raising your kids is your responsibility, not some noble cause. And fathers, you don't get a pat on the back either. You're supposed to stick around help raise your offspring and pay child support after the divorce/breakup/one night stand. Stop complaining about it. Kids cost money, be a man and deal with it.