Category: "Idiots"


Well, birds of a feather... except in this case if they were birds they'd fly repeatedly into every window they could find just to prove that the glass wasn't real.

The Flat Earth International Conference in Raleigh, North Carolina, attracted hundreds of attendees who believe the shape of the Earth is a disc instead of a sphere. (BBC: see the freaks here)

Can we export them to the Middle East perhaps to fight terrorism with their stupidity?


Daughter gets Daddy fired. From Apple. And she's totes not sorry.

Apple has reportedly fired one of its engineers after his daughter posted a video of the iPhone X before the official launch.

The video shows Ms Peterson trying out the iPhone X while eating lunch with her father. This demo also inadvertently revealed some Apple employee only QR codes and a text file of codenames for unreleased Apple devices.

"At the end of the day when you work for Apple, it doesn't matter how good of a person you are, if you break a rule, they just have no tolerance," said Ms Peterson.

Ffs. It's not "no tolerance" you dumb twat, it's their PRODUCT. That means all their hard work, all their investment, all their intellectual property is tied up into this little device that you so casually got your mitts on and took a VIDEO of. I'm guessing that you're not smart enough to know what "proprietary" means. Further, your comments on "just an innocent video" is a steaming pile of BULLSHIT. You wouldn't have taken a video and posted it if you didn't think it would get you hits. Well it did, and your dad, one who clearly coddled your sorry ass, paid the price for your fifteen minutes of fun.

You're not sorry, not even for what happened to your dad, much less Apple. You haven't demonstrated even the FAINTEST understanding of why what you did was wrong.

Gods, I hope you never reproduce.


Take your pick.

Hurricane Irma is lashing Cuba with strong winds and heavy rain after devastating several Caribbean islands.

The hurricane made landfall on the Camaguey Archipelago, in Cuba's north-east, as a category five storm. [..]

In Florida, 5.6 million people, or 25% of the US state's population, have been told to leave as the storm approaches. At least 20 people are known to have died so far across the Caribbean. (BBC)

The irony of climate denial is real. And for those who were convinced that tRump was right, that it was a myth propagated by science and liberals to take jobs aware from poor, conservative, white people. Instead they waved their hands, preferring to think that either god was in control of everything (and that god also, cared about them) and that it was just random circumstances if it did happen. There was no trend. That attempts to reduce man-made impact on the environment was unnecessary in their lifetime. That the need to make money now was and is far more important than the health, safety and survival of the future.

Now they have a new choice to make: either paying for or digging out states that are devastated by the weather that WAS predicted or just keep believing that god has a message for them (hint: these are actually the same thing.) The icing on the cake is that those who ARE impacted in those heavily red states are also the ones who complain bitterly about immigration. Immigrants who will fuel the labor engine, immigrants who are absolutely critical to cleaning and rebuilding their homes.

So, now that we're in this, which looks better now? A president who puts business first and human life last? Or one who would have used the nation's resources to take care of everyone regardless of wealth, race and religion?


Dickhead's all "Oooh, I'm so surprised. Hugs anyone?"

President Donald Trump condemned "in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides".

"The hate and the division must stop right now," he told reporters, speaking in New Jersey, where he is on a working holiday. "We have to come together as Americans with love for our nation."[..]

Some observers also argue that Mr Trump's election to the White House re-energised the far right across the US. (BBC)

Who hated on immigrants? Who hated on women? Who hated on Hispanics, African-Americans and Muslims? Who made all these planks in his presidential campaign?

One guy. The guy who is now soooo astonished at the violence that came in his wake. YOU ARE the cause of all this hate mr. president, YOU'RE their hero. They may not have the money for people to write them speeches, to wear nice clothes or force-feed the press state-sponsored rhetoric, but they can do their best to imitate your worst.

And those are your "strong supporters" there Dickhead. Look in the mirror, their image is right there behind your big ugly mush. It's your party now fuckwad. Aren't you proud?


Apparently when you set the bar low enough, everyone feels compelled to lower their standards. I guess this is why we have the term "lowest common denominator."

July 7 (UPI) -- Vice President Mike Pence, who ignored a "Do Not Touch" sign during a tour of NASA's Kennedy Space Center this week, blamed his viral faux pas on Marco Rubio.

On Thursday, Pence was photographed with his hand on a piece of flight hardware belonging to the Orion spacecraft. A sign just above Pence's hand read: "Critical Space Flight Hardware 'DO NOT TOUCH.'" The event was captured on film and quickly spread across news outlets and social media.

Apparently Mama Pence didn't slap little Mikey hard enough when he was a tyke, because the first lesson of visiting never fully registered. When shit says "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH" it applies to everyone else AND you.

It's nice to see the arrogance and stupidity being demonstrated by the current executives setting the standard for US enshrined in all aspects of their behavior. When presented with the honor of seeing the best space technology the nation has to offer, they act like brats even going to far as to point fingers at each other instead of being adults and taking responsibility for their own stupidity.

Hey Pence, I dare you to go touch a grizzly bear in Yellowstone! Go on, please? Or dare Rubio to. Either way.


You kind of have to wonder where Eric has been for the last 8 years because he clearly didn't notice how well our last President was treated.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Eric Trump says critics of his father are "not even people."

President Donald Trump's son told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Tuesday that he's "never seen hatred like this" and "morals have flown out the window" when it comes to attacks against his father.

Break out the tiny violin because Eric is feeling all sniffly about how bad his rich, arrogant, egotistical dad has it as president. Still you do have to feel bad for him because his father IS one of the shittiest assholes ever to get elected, so there is that. On the other hand maybe, just maybe, if his dad stopped opening his fucking cakehole and vomiting out garbage without any basis in fact or reality people MIGHT just hate him a little less.

And of course maybe if he stopped attacking people first and calling them stupid, but we all know that's not within his capacity so meh. Maybe Eric needs to man up a bit and deal. Sasha and Malia managed to, but I guess they're just a lot tougher.


Is it delusion or mental deficiency? I guess it really doesn't matter since the result is the same. In both cases people who KNOW something is wrong but want to believe it's not are a threat to themselves and others.

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Donald Trump's loyal backers say they don't know, don't believe or don't care about the explosive revelations that forced the Justice Department to appoint a special counsel to investigate possible collusion between Russia and the Republican campaign.[..]

"I tuned it out," said 44-year-old Michele Velardi, a mother of three sons, during a break from her job at a Staten Island hair salon. "I didn't want to be depressed. I don't want to feel that he's not doing what he said, so I just choose to not listen."[..]

"If you're wishing for him to fail, you're basically wishing for the pilot of the plane to crash," [Joseph] Amodeo said. "You just gotta stick by him and hopefully he does things that benefit everyone."[..]

Down the street, Andrew Ottrando, a 56-year-old truck driver, said, "The Comey stuff is a joke." Could anything persuade him to abandon Trump? "If he gases his own people, yeah I would be against him," Ottrando said, saying afterward that he was only joking.

From "I tuned it (meaning the facts) out" to failed analogies, tRumpanzees are desperate to hold on to their delusion. The press is evil, and it's their fault for reporting the facts. Democrats are the ones destroying the nation because they refuse to "just get along". Breaking laws, leaking secrets, making up lies to distract the public (and himself) from the truth, none of those are bad for a president apparently. It would be bad for the rest of us, but not for a president. Or doctor. Or pilot for that matter. Frankly I'd love to see Joe there up in a plane being flown by a successful business man with absolutely NO flight training whatsoever. Sure it's a choice between praying like hell and jumping into the cockpit to try and make sure nothing important gets ignored, but maybe NOT FLYING WITH A DICKHEAD IN CHARGE would have been the better solution.

Bottomline is: there's no point in presenting facts or using logic on tRumpanzees. Their ignorance is both their shield and their security blanket. They savor it, and choose "head in ass" blindness over the terror of admitting that THEY contributed to how bad the situation really is. I guess that's one way of handling things, but adults, ones trusted with the ability to vote, are expected to do better.


More Nixon Than Nixon

But really, Nixon did it better.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Raging against a political firestorm, President Donald Trump on Friday shot a sharp warning at his ousted FBI director about possible "tapes" of their disputed private conversations, raising the provocative possibility that recording devices have been installed in the White House.

Not even waiting for someone else to bring up the notion of "tapes" Dickhead is all over it. Because he wants to be first. Loudest. Angriest. Everything-est.

He's the Great Autistic President, someone who can't stand peace and quiet. Doesn't understand civility. Can't get through the day without infuriating someone while at the same time lavishing compliments on those clearly subordinate to him. I know this behavior very well because I grew up with it. It's called bipolar. It's best for everyone if medication is applied. But if it can't? The the second best option is to stay the fuck away.

Shit. Why couldn't he want to be Elvis?


And the LAST thing a newly crowned DICKtater wants to hear is that not everyone wants him, not everyone loves him and that everyone KNOWS he cheated.

ANKARA, Turkey (AP) -- Turkish President Erdogan rejects OSCE vote monitors' findings, tells group to 'know your place'

The vote monitors have proof that anti-Erdogan voters were prevented from voting, that unstamped votes in his favor were quietly accepted and that the ultra-slim margin that he won with is a total fraud.

That said, the disease continues to spread. People happily throwing away their rights and freedoms for the "myth" of a quieter, richer, more homogeneous life.

You poor, stupid, ignorant idiots. Now you can have a DICKtater for the next 10 fucking years...


Now You Have Hope?

Eight years of un-fucking America under the banner of "hope" and stupid hicks could only complain that a non-white person was President. Now they have the ultimate, privileged white-boy who suckered them in and suddenly they find "hope".

In his first budget blueprint since taking office, President Donald Trump held to his promise to build up the U.S. military while slashing domestic spending - even for programs that benefit the rural and lower-income Americans who voted for him last November.
"Some people might think it's a betrayal," said Eric Waara, the Republican city manager of the 7,000-person town of Houghton on Michigan's Upper Peninsula, who said he hoped the proposal was just a negotiating tactic. "I think that we all hope it's the first small step until something better."(AP)

It's not "hope" it's fucking delusion. These are people who voted for someone who HATES them, loathes the poor, detests anyone who isn't in the top tax bracket and still they have "hope". Hope for what? I'd like to know. That he'll keep his promises of eliminating your medical coverage? Taking away your food? Ensuring that the elderly pay more and receive less? That their rivers and streams fill up with cancerous mining run-off? It's not like Dickhead Donald didn't say he WASN'T going to do these things, he sure did and you morons STILL voted for him.

Wanna know what else I find funny? After 8 years of screaming and crying from the NRA about how guns were going to get taken away NOT A DAMNED THING HAPPENED (except, of course, that gun companies made a fuck-ton of money as people hoarded as fast as they could.) Now, of course, gun stocks are poo-poo.

My fellow tRump-voting americans, I have this to say to you: "You're fucking retarded." And... as always... enjoy your "win". The more of you die as a result of your own actions, the better off this nation will be, because you're not smart enough to make good choices for yourself, not to mention the rest of the nation. Better stock up on "hope", because that's all you've got left.


The Pre-K Vocab President

Challenge time kids! Take the next few "presidential" quotes and remove the following words: Great, Winning, Terrible, Bad, Love, Massive, Huge, Pathetic, Dumb, Stupid, Dope, Weak, Incompetent, Boring, Fool, Pathetic, Haters & Losers, Racist, Clown, Overrated, Disgusting, Goofy, Low-Rating, No-talent, Low life.

Do you know that would eliminate almost 2000 tweets? I say eliminate because just removing those words wouldn't actually render the content any more meaningless than it already is. It's basically a zero sum of intelligent communication either way, so removing those words basically means it's as if he never bothered to press send in the first place.

Yes the president is a knuckle-dragging, spit-drooling moron. JUST what his voters wanted. Totally making america huge and great with winning and without any massive, pathetic, dumb, stupid, dope, weak, incompetent, boring, pathetic haters and loser racist clowns, who are overrated and disgusting not to mention goofy because of their no-talent, low life, low-rating badness.

Also, apparently Dickhead Donald is too stupid to use a spell checker. Or an editor.

I didn't want a moron for a president. I have enough trouble with them being fellow citizens.


The Clown-Show Continues

Can you believe it's going to be FOUR fucking years of this (no bread) and circuses bullshit? I do. It's going to keep me fucking busy as hell.
Trump said for the first time Wednesday he accepts that Russia was behind the election-year hacking of Democrats that roiled the White House race. Looking ahead, he urged Congress to move quickly to replace President Barack Obama's signature health care law and insisted anew that Mexico will pay the cost of a border wall. He defiantly denied reports that Russia had collected compromising personal and financial information about him, lambasting the media for peddling "fake news" and shouting down a journalist from CNN, which reported on the matter. His family and advisers clapped and cheered him on throughout (AP)
Ok, so dickhead-in-chief-to-be finally admits when he can't hide any more that he had outside help to win. Outside meaning out of the US outside. Meaning, of course, Russia. Yes, that's right an american businessman with no prior political experience manages to buy himself the presidency with the help of a FOREIGN government. Can you imagine if it had been Hillary that had won with the help of a foreign power? No, you can't because as a woman, a white american woman, she came in second to an abusive, lying sack of shit who makes up whatever lies he likes and fuckheads would prefer a dishonest/asshole/male to a woman with the experience and ability to lead. Gods I love this country. So here we are, a president who can openly mock people with disabilities, who just vomits out whatever comes into his pea brain, who makes shit up and doesn't give a fuck. And somehow people ACTUALLY THINK he's going to care about them? Scratch that, they never thought, thinking was never involved.
"All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It's hard to find a great dress for this inauguration." -- Donald Trump "We have 200 dresses, if not more, in stock." -- Mae Shipe, owner of Mae's Dress Boutique "There's never been less demand for inaugural ball gowns in my 38 years." -- Peter Marx, owner of Saks Jandel
From little lies to big ones, Trump cannot be believed. Let's see how long he can lie for shall we? At some point the odds are really good that he's going to fuck up hard. And then we'll have a real, but qualified asshole in office. Would have been pretty funny if Trump had picked a woman for VP, ironic right?
Seriously asshole, what is wrong with you? Didn't you learn from last time or are you just another Retarded Kid (see last post).
FORT WORTH, Texas, Jan. 1 (UPI) -- An Obamacare statute designed to protect transgender people from healthcare discrimination has been struck down by a federal judge in Texas. The statute -- a rule written in accordance with the Affordable Care Act and enforced by regulators at Health and Human Services -- was also intended to protect access abortion services. "Plaintiffs claim the rule's interpretation of sex discrimination pressures doctors to deliver healthcare in a manner that violates their religious freedom and thwarts their independent medical judgment and will require burdensome changes to their health insurance plans on Jan. 1, 2017," U.S. District Court Judge Reed O'Connor wrote in his ruling.
Here let me show you how the door opens again: being transgender is LEGAL in the US, having an abortion is ALSO LEGAL in the US. Creating rulings that go against those rules will FAIL, waste time and money, cause unnecessary pain for many and result in more friction within the state. NONE OF THOSE ARE GOOD THINGS. So really Reed, you lost the last time, you're going to lose again. Why continue straightening the deck chairs on the Titanic? Doctors will treat how they treat, your "judgement" notwithstanding. Creating laws to infringe on doctor-patient privacy is BIG GOVERNMENT inserting itself into the PRIVACY of the population, something supposedly you're against. So fuck off, cocktard. And welcome to your new title: Asshole fuckwad shitstick moron cockwaffle douchemonkey the first, of 2017.

Incapable Not Unwilling

Let's say you had a kid and he kept running into the door instead of opening it. Let's also say that you spent time explaining why the door had a handle and that handle needed to be turned to unlatch the door and then you pulled (or pushed) with your hand to MOVE said impediment out of the way. You showed how once the physical impediment was removed then and only then the kid could move into the next room. Proud with your careful, patient and thorough explanation you step back to watch this kid apply what he has learned only to see him run face first into the next door and then throw himself on the floor screaming and bruised about why the door was evil and everyone who thought doors should exist were evil to. That my reader is the definition of a social conservative, who, like the kid described above, would basically be called a retard and put in a special school for humans who can't figure out even the most basic rules in life.
After the United States Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage in 2015, social conservatives turned to statehouses, seeking state laws to let businesses, pastors and government refuse services to LGBT people based on their religious objections to same-sex unions. Social progressives hoping to hold back that tide appealed to citizens' sense of equality and people's pocketbooks. Despite the political and economic repercussions that erupted in North Carolina, the American Civil Liberties Union expects an increase in statehouse proposals limiting LGBT protections in 2017. (AP)
Social conservatives are synonymous with the retarded kid I described above. These are people who are totally willing to spend money (note, not THEIR money but their STATE'S money) to bring attention to the issues that personally bother them. Doesn't matter that they won't win. Doesn't matter that it will cause more friction and tension within the state. Doesn't matter that most other civilized societies will be both appalled and repulsed. Doesn't matter that extreme ninnies with swastikas and confederate flags will be standing next to them. No, none of that matters because THEIR feelings are hurt and the whole world needs to know this. Kind of like the guy that just got elected. Yep it's the season of stupid, and we will be entertained by the most moronic, most idiotic, most selfish and loathsome people who now believe they have a platform to harangue from. And they do. Welcome to 2017, get your barf bag ready, it's going to be a season of suck.

I Don't Buy The Lie

Ok, so while Trump is howling about how the entire election is rigged against him (he'll sue, just wait) I've been trying to find out what the entire "crooked Hillary" thing is about. I've scanned several conseratroid websites and the results are not very satisfying. Here are the "lies" that have everyone so worked up: - She landed in Bosnia under sniper fire, which wasn't verified on the video - She left her job at the White House in debt, which was true but apparently not debt-enough to count - Her email server was "set up with the same security as typical servers", which was also probably true, but hey we all know that US servers are totally hackproof - She came from immigrant grandparents, and oops, only one was - She's concerned about the cost of college, which means that when she takes money to speak at colleges she's a hypocrite - She claims a long list of accomplishments, which is bs because being Secretary of State is easy-peasy It's interesting to note that not all websites hating on Hillary go after Benghazi. I'd guess the ones omitting this are a little more up to date, where she's been cleared multiple times of trying to deliberately mislead people. Still, it's easier for people to hold on to comfortable lies than read long and boring transcripts. For the most part even Congress has finally buried that horse. Yep, those are some lies. Worse than grabbing women's privates, mistreating your workers or not paying taxes when you're rich-as-fuck. I support that the "lying" label is just that, a label, sadly one that has stuck because really they don't have much else to stick her with. America isn't ready for a woman president, just the same as it wasn't ready for a Black president. All the myths propagated during the Obama elections turned out to be just that, but the thing is that people WANT to hate, they WANT to be afraid, they want that unifying threat... even when it doesn't exist. Honestly Bernie would have been a far greater threat to the established GOP, so it doesn't surprise me in the least that some members of the GOP have been deserting their candidate. And for those out there who want to hate on Hillary, go ahead, I'm sure she's used to it. Just like every other woman who ever dared to break the glass ceiling.
Hurricane truth-blogger Matt had plenty to say BEFORE hurricane Matthew hit (you can see two posts down if you need a refresher) but now that it HAS hit and people have died what's he got to say on his "cry wolf" posting?
"..." (Matt Drudge)
Because of course the reality is that scientists are scientists, not politicians, they're not lying when they make predictions, rather they're doing their job to the best of their abilities.
WILMINGTON, N.C. (AP) -- Hurricane Matthew's rains triggered severe flooding in North Carolina on Sunday as the deteriorating storm made its exit to the sea, and thousands of people had to be rescued from their homes and cars. The death toll in the U.S. climbed to at least 15, nearly half of them in North Carolina. The storm was stripped of hurricane status just before daybreak, but the crisis - set off by more than a foot of rain - was far from over. "As the sun rises in North Carolina and the blue sky returns, our state is facing major destruction and, sadly, loss of life," Gov. Pat McCrory said as the effects of Saturday's deluge became clearer at daylight. Rivers and creeks overflowed, driving people from their homes and trapping others as much as 100 miles inland. The unofficial rainfall totals were staggering: 18 inches in Wilmington, 14 inches in Fayetteville and 8 inches in Raleigh.
I'm sure if he were to comment on the deaths it would be utterly dismissive "oh 15 deaths is no big deal, we get more than that in traffic accidents in one day." Or maybe he'd just double down, claiming that the destruction was all done on a movie set, the same way the Apollo landing was. Or perhaps he'd go for the black humor "they were probably all Democrats anyway, or illegal aliens, or both." So Matt, what'cha gotta say now fool? Anything at all? I guess the smartest thing you can do is shut your stupid face and not say anything at all.

Trumpettes: Sad Sluts

Really there's not much more to say than that. Honestly they're less of a cheer leading squad and more like a "BEWARE OF DOG" sign. Or bitches, if you prefer. Either way, one good look and any sane person is running the other way. You go ladies, please, keep going and don't stop.