Feb/11
2018

How Pence Got Beat By A Little Girl

It all starts with being stupid or, in this case, stupid and arrogant. Junior Dickhead Pence (doesn't quite have the same ring as "Dickhead Donald") heads off to Korea for the Olympics, and when confronted with the sister of the North Korean Dicktater he freaks out and hides. Refuses to go to dinner. Looks straight ahead when she's next to him. Doesn't say a word.

Not very manly if you ask me. Certainly no John Wayne, staring danger in the face, challenging ideas, speaking up for what he believes in. Nope. Instead of being the vice president of the American Patriarchy, Pence came across as a scared child.

But Mike Pence and Kim Yo-jong stared fixedly ahead during the chilly, blustery opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics on Friday in Pyeongchang, South Korea. There would be no dramatic handshake to upstage the athletes, flag carriers, drummers or torchbearers. (NYT)

One way or another, either popping some bubblegum or being a man and saying something Pence could have made history. Instead he was just a nobody and the moment went by...

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