Category: "Filthy Lucre"

Apr/22
2017

Poor Fucks

For every tRump voter making under several million a year I have this to offer... Happy yet?

April 21 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump took aim at more Obama-era federal regulations on Friday, signing three orders to re-examine government restrictions and safeguards that were put in place after the financial crisis.[..] Trump's contention for scrapping the oversight is that it stifles corporate growth and, by extension, weakens the economy.

You should be because you got what you voted for: someone who couldn't give a FUCK about you. Every action Dickhead Donald is taking is ensuring that the rich can more easily, more seamlessly, and more legally take everything you have.

Yes, Donald's face was printed on that tube of lube you happily slathered on. I hope you don't get a cramp from holding that position though. There's a few more years to go...

Apr/18
2017

A lot of big biz and rich-rich fuckers lined up to shower Dickhead Donald on his way to making himself very rich. Now they're hoping for the "big payback."


Big money from billionaires, corporations and a roster of NFL owners poured into Donald Trump's inaugural committee in record-shattering amounts - to pull off an event that was considerably lower-key than previous inaugural celebrations.
That leaves a bit of a mystery: What the $107 million was spent for and how much was left over - the excess, if any, to go to charity. It also raises a new round of questions about the influence of money in politics, this time for a president who promised to "drain the swamp" of Washington. (AP)

Ah the poor ignorant slobs who actually BELIEVED that Dickhead Donald was going to work for them. That's so rich... like HE is (not you.) Nope, dumb fuckers gave him their vote in exchange for a promise of a goose in every pot and the freedom to hate thy neighbor.

Well... at least they got that second part. Free.

Apr/12
2017

Bitch Betsy has started on her mission to ensure that higher education is exclusively for the exclusively wealthy. Everyone else can fuck right the hell off.

April 12 (UPI) -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has rolled back protections for student loan borrowers that were enacted by the Obama administration.
She formally withdrew policies outlined in memos issued by former President Barack Obama at the end of his term in office that called for the Federal Student Aid office to strengthen protections for borrowers. [..]
Among the Obama memorandums DeVos withdrew were two requiring the FSA office do more to help borrowers manage or even discharge their students loans.
The Obama protections came after an increase in student loan defaults and what some officials called systematic mistreatment of borrowers by companies servicing student loans.

Like that? Betsy doesn't want education within reach of the average American. Lucky for her, tRumptard, who is only in it for himself, won't care what it does to the current generation of college-age kids. Between routing money from public schools back into the hands rich fundies who prefer private, mind-control academies to bankrupting fools who actually try she's on a mission to "make American stupider."

Bravo Betsy, you're a hateful bitch but at least I give you credit for not trying to hide it.

Apr/11
2017

Who the hell is Arturo Di Modica? Well for one thing, he's all about a lot of bull.

NEW YORK (AP) -- The sculptor of Wall Street's "Charging Bull" statue is accusing New York City of violating his legal rights by allowing the "Fearless Girl" statue to be installed facing the bronze beast, without his permission .
Attorney Norman Siegel told The Associated Press that Arturo Di Modica will explain at a news conference Wednesday exactly how he's challenging city officials who issued a permit for the bronze girl to stay until February.

Arty is pissed off. His bull is being challenged by a little girl and it "changes the dynamic." The answer to that, of course, is: "Well Duh."

Arty, don't be any more of a tool then you have to. If your art is strong, then it's strong enough to have other art around. Fuck, you dumb moron, you don't see other artists complaining when their art is juxtaposed with other artists efforts in museums do you? Manhattan is a living, breathing museum, subject to change and really if one of the two works has to go then tough bull eh? I mean it's not very "original" after all...

Apr/06
2017

Dickhead Donald has already padded out his bank account by a few mil, just from using his own private club in Florida. This is how DDT is making america great again.

The sign-on fee doubled from $100,000 [to $200,000] shortly after Mr Trump took office, when proximity to the president of the United States was added to the list of amenities, alongside the tennis courts and spa.
"It's pay-to-play, people are paying for access to the president," said Richard Painter, former chief White House ethics lawyer under George W Bush. (BBC)

Remember how DDT used to take aim at Obama for the cost of his vacations? Now EVERY weekend Dickhead spends in Florida he's pocketing that cost, right into the tRump accounts. Like that? It's impressive that his greed is so overt, his level of leadership so low and morals not anywhere to be seen.

Yes, it's great all right. Totally fucking great.

Apr/05
2017

Greed.

President Donald Trump has promised sweeping reforms to "horrendous" US banking regulations that were introduced after the financial crisis.
"We're going to do a very major haircut on Dodd-Frank," he said, referring to the Wall Street and consumer protection rules Barack Obama enacted in 2010.
Dodd-Frank aimed to prevent banks taking on too much risk and to separate their investment and commercial arms. (BBC)

DDT is intent on destroying every check and balance that resulted from a national catastrophe. Gibbering Trumanzees slobbering, shrieking, and flinging poo at everyone who points out that the "emperor" is both naked and insane. I guess the masses are asses and the founding fathers were right in debating if the average person should have the right to vote.

Mar/24
2017

Your privacy! Wheeee!

NEW YORK (AP) -- The Senate voted to kill Obama-era online privacy regulations , a first step toward allowing internet providers such as Comcast, AT&T and Verizon to sell your browsing habits and other personal information as they expand their own online ad businesses.

That's right SMALL GOVERNMENT FANS, now your internet provider can not only SNOOP on your browsing but make a fat pile off it too. Privacy? Lol. Fuck that, not when someone can make a buck off it. Of course if you don't like how you're being treated by your ISP you can always switch, because the GOP fosters business and competition!

Consumer advocates also point out that it can be hard, in many areas of the country, to dump your cable or phone company for another one if you don't like its practices. Of course, it's also hard to stop using Google or Facebook.

Whoopsie! Or not! Good job conservatives, pat yourself on the back. And if you can't I'm sure the internet will provide your name, address and email to someone who will solicit to do that for you.

Mar/23
2017

Guess what? Daddy's little girl was gonna pout until she got just what she wanted, what every little girl wants, an office just like Daddy's!

President Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka Trump is to have an office in the White House, her lawyer says. The 35-year-old will have security clearance and access to classified information, but no official title or salary when she works in the West Wing. (BBC)

Gotta admit, she's following in the patriarch's footsteps when it comes to raw, unfiltered, inappropriate greed. I can't recall any other president that just "gave" a family member leave to open a for-personal-profit business within the White House. But then, tRump and his loathsome offspring don't give a fuck, they're greedy-grabbing as fast as they fucking can.

Of course, not EVERYONE is a supporter. Or willing to turn a blind eye.

March 21 (UPI) -- Modern Appealing Clothing, a small San Francisco clothing boutique, has filed a class action suit against Ivanka Trump's fashion company.
The suit, filed last week in the Superior Court of California, alleges Ivanka Trump has used "the power and prestige of the White House for personal gain."

From Missus Slutty-slut-slut bitch-balling about how she was missing a "once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to profit from her brand" to baby-girl actually USING the White House and Daddy's staff to pimp her wares the tRumps are mocking the public at every turn. They're going to emerge richer than anyone, and it was all handed over, lock, stock and barrel by suckers who felt that somehow this would empower them.

I certainly hope the next resident of the White House will take the time to count the forks, because when it comes to greed and theft of the US, no one does it better than a tRump.

Mar/16
2017

It's not even brick by brick, it's more like acre by acre, watching the total disintegration of the health, welfare and social equality of the U.S. of A. At the helm, evil incarnate backed by a screaming, frothing mass of angry, gun-toting, greedbags.

YPSILANTI, Mich. (AP) -- President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that the administration will re-examine federal requirements governing the fuel efficiency of cars and trucks, moving forcefully against Obama-era environmental regulations that Trump says are stifling economic growth.[..]
Trump's announcement is expected to set the stage for weaker fuel efficiency standards as well as drawn-out legal battles with environmental groups and states such as California that adopted their own tough tailpipe standards for drivers.

Just fucking fantastic. I'm not sure there is a correlation between better fuel economy and jobs, but there sure the fuck is one between pollution, dependency on fossil fuels, terrorism, and global warming. It's unlikely under any scenario that Detroit will suddenly revitalize, boom with new manufacturing of massively polluting, oversized vehicles. But hey, as I've pointed out before, this is tRumpmerica, we just live here. Reality has nothing to do with anything any more.

Mar/13
2017

The GOP is rushing this though because they don't want their fantasy to come to an end. The truth hurts. Problem is they won't be the ones really suffering.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Fourteen million Americans would lose coverage next year under House Republican legislation remaking the nation's health care system, and that number would balloon to 24 million by 2026, Congress' budget analysts projected Monday. Their report deals a stiff blow to a GOP drive already under fire from both parties and large segments of the medical industry.[..]
The report also flies in the face of Trump's talk of "insurance for everybody," which he stated in January. He has since embraced a less expansive goal - to "increase access" - advanced by House Speaker Paul Ryan and other Republicans.

The ACA took months of research, commentary and input from all sides of the equation. Yes, those bad, bad democrats did things the RIGHT way by steady measures, research and consultation with experts. The GOP on the other hand doesn't want ANY of the above because they want to take credit before the fact and fuck the consequences. Even if those consequences are people who voted for them.

Good job red-voters! Enjoy your "Great" america. Just don't get sick. Or old.

Mar/11
2017

Side note: I love how ingenious the GOP is with calling Trumpcare ACHA rather than ACA, in one case the A is for "american" and in the other it stands for "affordable" which pretty much states the difference right there because in tRump-merica non-white, non-rich, non-GOP are not "americans". They're filth that needs to die.

Young Americans would probably see their premiums drop under the Republican plan. [..] Those earning higher salaries stand to benefit the most from the Republican bill, which lifts two taxes levied on the wealthy under Obamacare.[..] the new plan removes those geographic cost offsets, which could mean city-dwellers benefit from better access to physicians and state public-health infrastructure.(BBC)

So if you're young, white and wealthy then bully for you, you score! But... what about everyone else?

Older adults, specifically Americans in their 50s and 60s, are likely to pay more under the new system, even though they would receive larger tax credits. That's because the Republican proposal allows older adults to be charged as much as five times more than younger policy holders.[..] The new plan would roll back much of the provisions put in place to protect low-wage earners under Obamacare. [..] Another group that would lose under AHCA is people living in rural areas, where the cost of coverage tends to be higher due to fewer hospitals and insurers. (BBC)

So let's see how the money-minded GOP figured this out - take the group that probably needs the LEAST amount of health care and give them the most benefits. Then take the people who need more and are already pay more and give them less. Yep, that about covers it.

Mmmm I can't wait to see how the heartland reacts to their higher (or eliminated) health care. Yeah! You wanted smaller government? Well you're going to get it. Enjoy!

Mar/09
2017

Because i'm pretty sure that between the lot of them this administration has one, maybe two whole ones.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The new chief of the Environmental Protection Agency [Scott Pruitt] said Thursday he does not believe that carbon dioxide is a primary contributor to global warming, a statement at odds with mainstream scientific consensus and his own agency.

Like that? When quizzed before his confirmation he said he believed (suddenly) that global warming was a thing, and now... well, maybe but it's certainly got nothing to do with the big money that industry pours into this administration. No, not cars, not factories, not burning coal, really the globe is just warming on it's own and fuck all that science-shit that says otherwise.

Know what else I like? How tRump supporters keep saying that they "have to trust him" because it's pretty clear that blind, stupid faith is all they have to go on when the actions and lies get so horrific. Apparently "common sense" isn't just lacking from this administration... Maybe it's something in the water?

Mar/07
2017

If you're on Obamacare (ACA to you morons who don't realize it's the same thing) and you voted for tRump I have one message for you: YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The House Republicans' health care bill adds up to big tax cuts for the rich. The bill would cut more than 20 taxes enacted under President Barack Obama's heath law, saving taxpayers nearly $600 billion over the next decade. The bulk of the money would go to the wealthiest Americans.

If you have healthcare and you voted for tRump then you're a selfish fuckstick and chances are someone you know or someone you're related to is going to suffer the consequences of your stupidity. Way to go asshole.

Feb/28
2017

So why is it such a big fucking deal for Trump to release his taxes? And why are the "truth and transparency" loving republicans so eager to keep them hidden?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- House Republicans have blocked an attempt by Democrats to force President Donald Trump to release his tax returns to Congress.

So really, what's the big deal? If there wasn't anything to hide wouldn't it be smart just to release them? I mean wtf, what's in there? Hoffa's body? Amelia's airplane? Cheney's missing brain? Big foot?

I mean fuck, I thought as President his records would be public by law. I guess that's not the America we live in any more.

Feb/09
2017

To the Trumps the Presidency is only a way to make a LOT of money. It has nothing to do with actually contributing to the country.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- First lady Melania Trump expected to develop "multi-million dollar business relationships" tied to her presence in the White House, according to a lawsuit she filed. And she has yet to step away from the companies that manage royalties from her name-branded products, business documents show.
Ethics watchdogs worry that Mrs. Trump seems to be inappropriately trying to profit from a high-profile position that is usually centered on public service.

NEW YORK (AP) -- The White House has "counseled" a top aide to President Donald Trump after she promoted Ivanka Trump's fashion line during a national cable television appearance from the White House.

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible! -Dickhead Donald

It's either jaw-dropping or awe-inspiring, whichever, the level of blatant GREED involved. One might think, in fact I'm sure very many hoped, that Dickhead Donald would at some point start acting like a president and boy oh boy has he proven them wrong. In fact it's pretty fair to say he's gotten only worse and we're barely into his tenure. The Clintons were bashed over book deals and speaking engagements, but compared to this? Wow, not even several orders of magnitude within comparison. Even as president Dickhead can find more time to complain about how other businesses are negatively affecting his and why he should be getting MORE money, MORE attention, he still has yet to address the SMALL business person whom he pledged to empower.

Laws? Pffft. He's taking a leaf from Putins playbook, the laws don't apply when you're president. They only apply to everyone else. Including ones he's only just thought up.

Fuck Free Melania, Fuck Ivanka and fuck the entire tRump troupe. Did you vote for him? Are you not sorry yet? No? Then fuck you too.

Jan/29
2017

Kiss Your Salsa Goodbye

So let's talk about the wall. More specifically how Mexico will pay for this wall. You do realize that it's fucking stupid right? So the "plan" is for the American taxpayers to ante up $15 BILLION up front to pay for the wall. THEN we're going to start taxing goods from Mexico to pay for it. Put another way: Corona, Ortega and Goya are going to cost 10% - 20% more. So instead of a six costing $18, it's going to cost $20 to $22. Doesn't really take a fucking genius to figure out what happens next... people stop buying Mexican goods. So really, how exactly does that pay for a wall? And doesn't it kinda seem like the taxpayer (at least those who like Mexican products) is getting punished twice? Yeah, kinda. See Dickhead Donald CAN'T force Mexico to pay anything. But he can squeeze it out of the morons who voted for him AND the rest of us. Yep, making American great again, one idiot at a time.
Nov/15
2016
The funny thing, the most typical line I heard from Trump voters were "Oh, he's not really like that." Well let's see, in the few minutes of news I've heard so far: * tRump doesn't want to live in the White House because it doesn't have gold bathroom fixtures * he's appointed all his kids as "consultants" which enables them to set policies AND profit from them * he's anointed a card-carrying racist to his cabinet So what part of "not really like that" is he really? Seems like he really IS as shitty as he proposed to be. Oh, and best part? He's already backing down on all the promises he made during the election, from leaving NATO, to building a wall, to eliminating Obamacare, to incarcerating Hillary. Tell me now... what's not to like?