Oct/28
2017

Disney Triggers Bible Howler Monkeys

Not that the article says it, but I sense it on the wind...

The Disney Channel is introducing a gay storyline for the first time in its show Andi Mack.

The channel is to set to make history when its season two premiere airs on Friday in the US.

It will see best friends Andi (Peyton Elizabeth Lee) and Cyrus (Joshua Rush) both admit they are attracted to the same boy.

A Disney spokesperson says the show "sends a powerful message about inclusion and respect for humanity".

You know, YOU KNOW that the christian right (which they're not) is going to go fucking ape shit, boycott-o-rama on Disney. Because Disney is the one "fun" and "safe" thing that religious-oids feel ok letting their kids watch. Of course things have been going south a bit, what with non-white princesses and hero's prancing about. But it was ok because music! and fantasy! and pseudo-religious imagery!

This, of course, runs the whole thing right off the chain. And things will never be the same again. Now little christian-janey and christian-billy will have to go without the Disney channel because... dun.dun.dun.... GAYS. And we all know that gays are the harbinger of the apocalypse, not, say, some fucking asshole with an orange toupee and negative-morals. Nah, not that.

Anyway, here's to Disney, showing that better-late-than-never still counts!

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