Category: "Cunts"

Mar/28
2017

The Power Of The Indian Woman

You might think women from India and the region are powerless but they have a mighty weapon. And when that weapon is unleashed by multiple women at the same time, well, it can shatter the globe and all the offensive men in their path.

India's most populous state, Uttar Pradesh, has created so-called "anti-Romeo squads" to tackle sexual harassment. (BBC)

It's the "mom slap" as I like to call it. An open-palmed cuff to the back of the man's head which reduces him to a little boy at the first contact. This relatively-painless blow strips the ego and the age from men who feel that women should be subjected to harassment and abuse, and turns them back into the infants they are. Powerless when confronted with a group of confident, angry, and united women.

The mom slap. I don't think there's a person alive who doesn't know what it is, and there's a lot of people who could certainly use a good slapping to knock some sense into them. Like the dickheads from the Freedom Caucus who are doing their own version of sexual harassment against women in the US. Only maybe in their case maybe mom should use a hair brush or a wooden spoon.

The mom slap. Deadly, determined and you'd damned well better think about it before ever trying that shit again. Ph33r.

Mar/23
2017

Pinhead: tRump Jr

Hey Junior, you're embarrassing your NATION.

LONDON (AP) -- Donald Trump Jr. is facing criticism for a tweet sent in the hours after Wednesday's London attack that included a months-old comment from London Mayor Sadiq Khan that terror attacks are part of living in a big city, but left out that Khan was noting that residents need to "be prepared" for such attacks.

So a month later you take a tweet out of context to attack London's mayor because HE'S NOT WHITE AND THAT OFFENDS YOU. You little turd, howabout you learn what your dad can't like WHEN TO KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAKEHOLE SHUT, you little shitbag.

Mar/21
2017

Travis Lee Hamrick: Troll

Travis you're a dick. Actually no make that a dildo. Wait, no again, make that smegma, you know the yellowish stuff that smells really, really bad. Yep, that's about right.

The nude photo scandal has revealed to the public an age-old divide inside the Corps, where some Marines flatly reject the idea that the world’s most respected warriors should be judged for behavior that is unfamiliar or unsettling to most civilians.
One former Marine and member of the Marines United website at the center of the scandal offered a forceful defense of Marines and the conduct under scrutiny.

“We were only created to fight and win wars. We’re not some polite gentleman society. We are proud savages!” Travis Lee Hamrick told Marine Corps Times in an email.

“We love war, and we pray that we get selected for the combat deployments. Truth be told, we really just don’t fit in with civilians, whining over which bathrooms to use in America. We certainly couldn’t care less about politics anymore,” said Hamrick, who spent ten years in the Corps, leaving as a corporal. He now lives in South Carolina. (Marine Times)

First off, my apologies to South Carolina, because there isn't a state in the Union that you should live in. What you need is a rock, preferably outside the Union, like maybe on an uninhabited island somewhere. Empty. No other humans. Because you basically admitted that you're a misanthrope. Or psychotic. Probably both.

I'm very glad, however, that you couldn't care less about politics. That's a great thing. I hope you don't vote too, because your views are so far out of the mainstream that you really need to be kept far away from society, one that depends on decency and respect. It certainly doesn't need a fucktard like you going around with the urge to strangle everything that pisses you off. THAT GUY CUT ME OFF - KILL HIM. THAT WOMAN LOOKS FUNNY - KILL HER. Nope, we don't need any of that. Or you, for that matter.

Know how veterans are often greeted with "thank you for your service"? Right? Not in your case. It's "No thanks, sorry you served. Really, it's amazing the military survived your participation."

Yep, that about sums it up fuckwad.

Mar/19
2017

Now Cuntyway can have her cunty-hubby around too, both sucking the government titty for all they can.

March 18 (UPI) -- President Donald Trump has nominated George Conway III, husband of Trump's counselor Kellyanne Conway, to fill a key post at the Justice Department, according to multiple media reports.

You have to hand it to Dickhead, he does right by those who are stupid enough and dedicated enough to embarrass themselves and this nation in his name.

Never have so many given so much for so few.

But that's only because they've just begun...

Mar/08
2017

Oh Fucking PLEASE Bitch

President Donald Trump is taking note of Wednesday's U.N.-designated International Women's Day, and asking his Twitter followers to join him in "honoring the critical role of women" in the United States and around the world.[..] Trump tweets that he has "tremendous respect for women and the many roles they serve that are vital to the fabric of our society and our economy."

Fuck you you filthy hypocrite. Fuck you.

Mar/04
2017

Just Plain Stupid

He's really reaching.

Mr Trump had tweeted: "Terrible! Just found out Obama had my "wires tapped" in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!"[..] He gave no details to back the claim. (BBC)

At some point just "making shit up" is going to come back to chew him up. My guess is that it already has, and that's why they're getting bigger and more egregious. Still it supports the claim that he's a total moron, since obviously he doesn't recall what happens when a President lies.

Damn fool, you're just embarrassing yourself now.

Mar/02
2017

Kellycunt Twatway Rides Again

The stupid never ends when you're a lobotomized bimbo.

March 1 (UPI) -- The White House said it won't discipline senior presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway for promoting Ivanka Trump's fashion line during a political interview last month.[..] "Ms. Conway made the statement in question in a light, off-hand manner while attempting to stand up for a person she believed had been unfairly treated and did so without nefarious motive or intent to benefit personally."

Imagine that, making comments in a "light, off-hand manner" means you can get away with ANYthing, including using the office of the President to pimp his wife's products. But then it's not a secret that the tRumps are using this opportunity to maximize their own profits, heck that was actually said.

Trump's filing claims she "had the unique, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, as an extremely famous and well-known person, as well as a former professional model, brand spokesperson and successful businesswoman, to launch a broad-based commercial brand in multiple product categories, each of which could have garnered multi-million dollar business relationships for a multi-year term during which Plaintiff is one of the most photographed women in the world.” (DailyMail)

So Kellytwat was only doing her master's bidding in this, of COURSE she wasn't going to get even a reprimand, I mean hell, she works for a dicktard who doesn't care what he says or does because he's convinced he's untouchable. Honestly I don't expect less, since the whole debacle of shame wrought by unthinking, uncaring voters on their peers. It's a cavalcade of stupid, led by the crass, uncouth, semi-embalmed Kellycunt herself.

The counselor to the president said she had simply been asked to take a picture from a specific angle when she was photographed sitting on an Oval Office couch with her legs folded beneath her — shoes pressed against the upholstery — during President Donald Trump's Tuesday meeting with leaders from historically black colleges and universities. (NBC)

It's one thing when you're the fucking president and you have a foot on the edge of your desk when you're WORKING, it's quite another when you're a flimsy bit of pale trash sticking your stilettos into the cushions where famous leaders have and will be sitting.

Cunt.

Feb/23
2017

Ms Conway also criticised the Women's March, saying: "It turns out a lot of women don't like women in power". (BBC)

It's hard to believe there are adult humans as stupid as you Cunty Kelly, but I'm guessing that "brains" wasn't a criteria in landing the job you have now.

Goddamn you're one stupid slut.

Feb/11
2017

And she's got her claws out.

Rumours that comedian Rosie O'Donnell is due to play White House chief strategist Steve Bannon on this weekend's episode of Saturday Night Live have sent social media into overdrive.
Currently experiencing its highest ratings in 22 years, what's behind SNL's resurgence in popularity?
[..]
But as celebrity, politics and modern living changed over the years, so too have the targets of SNL's jokes. With the arrival of Donald Trump's White House administration, SNL has been gifted a comedy cash-cow. (BBC)

Yes there's a silver lining to the tRumpsterfuck we're currently in: it's a never ending cavalcade of fresh material for the comediennes. Between the Borg-lookalike, cunt-faced, cow Conway to the grand poobah, cheeto-faced and dick-brained Donald himself it's a gift that just keeps giving and giving and giving. Spats and fights, crying and tantrums it's a black humor reservoir at of the purest cut.

Of course the fact that tRumpy finds it offensive and continues to express himself in 36-word outrages that end with "bad", "terrible" and "bad" (because that's about as creative as he gets) who can resist? Especially when we need all the humor we can get.

So Rosie, my dear, sic' em honey, because the ratings speak for themselves. If there is one thing that Dickhead Donald has done it's make SNL great again. Score!

Feb/08
2017

Yes, 50 senators and 1 VP voted for stupid twat. So what else goes with DeVos? Devalue. Denigrate. Destroy. Demean. Oh it's a list that just goes on and on. Ah, america the privileged, where being a fudie-wife of a rich lobbyist gives you the power to decide the future of ALL american children, underprivileged ones of course, the slops and filthy spawn of the Great Unwashed masses (aka voters.)

In her world america is ONLY white, ONLY christian and ONLY educated as far as necessary for them to fill their role. Aspirations are for the rich, not the "others."

It's hard to put into words the hate and loathing I have for this woman and her handler. You thought you hated Hillary? Oh honies, you ain't seen nothing yet. I promise you.

Feb/04
2017

Ugly And Stupid

But hopefully she gives good head because she sure as shit ain't too good at her job.

A top aide to US President Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, has cited a "massacre" which never happened while defending the president's controversial immigration ban.
Ms Conway said Mr Obama brought in a six-month ban on Iraqis after the arrest of "the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre".
"Most people don't know that because it didn't get covered," she added.
In fact, there was no massacre at Bowling Green, Kentucky. (BBC)

"Ms. Alternative Facts" seems to have a real problem with the basic, most fundamental portion of her job: GETTING THE FACTS RIGHT. It doesn't help her that she's about as attractive as the Crypt Keeper in bad drag. Most people can forgive pretty, cute and ditzy, but scary-corpselike isn't really a "spokes person" asset. One has to presume that she's got other skills that awarded her the position, kinda like Betsy Devos.

Ah yeah, the cavalcade of ineptitude continues. Laughs abound! Too bad the jokes on us.

Jan/31
2017

Just Say It Wasn't You

Thing is, he's *not* Shaggy. Well, maybe in a high wind.

Trump denied that his order, which suspends all immigration for citizens of seven majority-Muslim countries for 90 days, was to blame for weekend chaos at the nation's airports, instead pointing to computer glitches, demonstrations and even the "fake tears" of Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer. (AP)

And that's his whole strategy right there: just deny. Wasn't me. Wasn't my fault. Wasn't my idea. Wasn't, wasn't, wasn't. So really fucktard just what ARE you responsible for? Oh yeah, making American GREAT again. How? Who the fuck knows. Seriously, his fans say "We have to trust him, he ran a business so he MUST know how to run a country." If that's the logic when why the hell not save a lot of money the next time you get sick and see a vet instead of a physician? I mean they BOTH know how to heal sick things right? Enough similarities.

Yep, as the BBC put it, it's "amateur hour" at the Whitehouse. Because having NO strategy is better than having any strategy at all.

Jan/12
2017

The Clown-Show Continues

Can you believe it's going to be FOUR fucking years of this (no bread) and circuses bullshit? I do. It's going to keep me fucking busy as hell.

Trump said for the first time Wednesday he accepts that Russia was behind the election-year hacking of Democrats that roiled the White House race. Looking ahead, he urged Congress to move quickly to replace President Barack Obama's signature health care law and insisted anew that Mexico will pay the cost of a border wall.

He defiantly denied reports that Russia had collected compromising personal and financial information about him, lambasting the media for peddling "fake news" and shouting down a journalist from CNN, which reported on the matter. His family and advisers clapped and cheered him on throughout (AP)

Ok, so dickhead-in-chief-to-be finally admits when he can't hide any more that he had outside help to win. Outside meaning out of the US outside. Meaning, of course, Russia. Yes, that's right an american businessman with no prior political experience manages to buy himself the presidency with the help of a FOREIGN government.

Can you imagine if it had been Hillary that had won with the help of a foreign power? No, you can't because as a woman, a white american woman, she came in second to an abusive, lying sack of shit who makes up whatever lies he likes and fuckheads would prefer a dishonest/asshole/male to a woman with the experience and ability to lead.

Gods I love this country.

So here we are, a president who can openly mock people with disabilities, who just vomits out whatever comes into his pea brain, who makes shit up and doesn't give a fuck. And somehow people ACTUALLY THINK he's going to care about them? Scratch that, they never thought, thinking was never involved.

"All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It's hard to find a great dress for this inauguration."
-- Donald Trump

"We have 200 dresses, if not more, in stock."
-- Mae Shipe, owner of Mae's Dress Boutique

"There's never been less demand for inaugural ball gowns in my 38 years."
-- Peter Marx, owner of Saks Jandel

From little lies to big ones, Trump cannot be believed. Let's see how long he can lie for shall we? At some point the odds are really good that he's going to fuck up hard. And then we'll have a real, but qualified asshole in office.

Would have been pretty funny if Trump had picked a woman for VP, ironic right?

Jan/02
2017

Seriously asshole, what is wrong with you? Didn't you learn from last time or are you just another Retarded Kid (see last post).

FORT WORTH, Texas, Jan. 1 (UPI) -- An Obamacare statute designed to protect transgender people from healthcare discrimination has been struck down by a federal judge in Texas. The statute -- a rule written in accordance with the Affordable Care Act and enforced by regulators at Health and Human Services -- was also intended to protect access abortion services.

"Plaintiffs claim the rule's interpretation of sex discrimination pressures doctors to deliver healthcare in a manner that violates their religious freedom and thwarts their independent medical judgment and will require burdensome changes to their health insurance plans on Jan. 1, 2017," U.S. District Court Judge Reed O'Connor wrote in his ruling.

Here let me show you how the door opens again: being transgender is LEGAL in the US, having an abortion is ALSO LEGAL in the US. Creating rulings that go against those rules will FAIL, waste time and money, cause unnecessary pain for many and result in more friction within the state. NONE OF THOSE ARE GOOD THINGS. So really Reed, you lost the last time, you're going to lose again. Why continue straightening the deck chairs on the Titanic?

Doctors will treat how they treat, your "judgement" notwithstanding. Creating laws to infringe on doctor-patient privacy is BIG GOVERNMENT inserting itself into the PRIVACY of the population, something supposedly you're against.

So fuck off, cocktard. And welcome to your new title: Asshole fuckwad shitstick moron cockwaffle douchemonkey the first, of 2017.

Dec/27
2016

Why, when he SAYS he's not of course!

BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- The son of President-elect Donald Trump's New York campaign co-chairman has denounced his father's comments about President Barack Obama and his wife.

Carl Paladino said in remarks appearing Thursday in a weekly publication that he hoped Obama would die from mad cow disease. He called Michelle Obama a male who should be "let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe."[..]

The elder Paladino, a wealthy real estate executive and Buffalo school board member, confirmed to The Associated Press on Friday he made the comments. He said in an emailed statement they had "nothing to do with race."

The problem here is that just ACTING like Trump doesn't give you the same immunity. If Trump had said that he'd get away with it by simply denying he said it. That's worked repeatedly over the election, and even with faced with the actual quote on tape, Trump (and supporters) just shrugs.

But that doesn't work for everyone. As this fucking tool Carl and his family are finding out. The "I'll deny it tomorrow" method of getting out from under takes a skill your money just can't buy, but it can label you a shitstain that your family name will have to scrub for a few decades to get out.

Dec/16
2016

Fuck. Everyone.

Season of joy my fucking ass.

"President-elect Donald Trump issued a single tweet blasting defense contractor Lockheed Martin Corp. at 8:30 a.m. on Monday. By lunchtime, he had wiped $4 billion off the company's market value." (Politico)

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - North Carolina Republicans stripped the incoming Democratic governor of some of his authority on Friday and they were on the cusp of an even greater power grab, an extraordinary move that critics said flies in the face of voters.

US First Lady Michelle Obama has struck a much less upbeat tone in her last TV interview before the family leaves the White House. Speaking to talk show host Oprah Winfrey, Mrs Obama said America's outlook had changed since Donald Trump won November's election. "Now we're feeling what not having hope feels like," she said. (BBC)

There's not a lot of hope left to go around these days. In Syria people are dying and dead. In Palestine hopes are moribund. In the US a total fucktard is president and people I know and respected voted for him. Day to day living has become less than pleasant, in fact downright corrosive. I trust no one and hate everyone, learning once again that believing that someone else actually has YOUR best interest at heart is about a realistic as believing in Santa.

Yes Virginia there is no Santa. Nor is there friendship, love, respect or loyalty. We're all in it for ourselves. Huzzah and good night.

Dec/14
2016

Yes, yes they do.

According to US news website The Wrap, Trump's inaugural committee is scrambling to find stars who are willing to play at his swearing in ceremony on 20 January 2017.

"They're calling managers, agents, everyone in town to see who they can get and it's been problematic," an unnamed source told the site.

Grammy-winner John Legend, who has been a guest of the Obamas several times, says he is "not surprised at all".

"Creative people tend to reject bigotry and hate," he told the BBC. (BBC)

So the "headliners" for the Trump-travesty are shitbags and a-holes like Nugent and Kid Rock. Omg wee. What a night to remember. Yeah gonna be a hell of a party, maybe the KKK will have a smores-roast over their crosses too.