And she's got her claws out.
Rumours that comedian Rosie O'Donnell is due to play White House chief strategist Steve Bannon on this weekend's episode of Saturday Night Live have sent social media into overdrive.
Currently experiencing its highest ratings in 22 years, what's behind SNL's resurgence in popularity?
But as celebrity, politics and modern living changed over the years, so too have the targets of SNL's jokes. With the arrival of Donald Trump's White House administration, SNL has been gifted a comedy cash-cow. (BBC)
Yes there's a silver lining to the tRumpsterfuck we're currently in: it's a never ending cavalcade of fresh material for the comediennes. Between the Borg-lookalike, cunt-faced, cow Conway to the grand poobah, cheeto-faced and dick-brained Donald himself it's a gift that just keeps giving and giving and giving. Spats and fights, crying and tantrums it's a black humor reservoir at of the purest cut.
Of course the fact that tRumpy finds it offensive and continues to express himself in 36-word outrages that end with "bad", "terrible" and "bad" (because that's about as creative as he gets) who can resist? Especially when we need all the humor we can get.
So Rosie, my dear, sic' em honey, because the ratings speak for themselves. If there is one thing that Dickhead Donald has done it's make SNL great again. Score!
Yes, 50 senators and 1 VP voted for stupid twat. So what else goes with DeVos? Devalue. Denigrate. Destroy. Demean. Oh it's a list that just goes on and on. Ah, america the privileged, where being a fudie-wife of a rich lobbyist gives you the power to decide the future of ALL american children, underprivileged ones of course, the slops and filthy spawn of the Great Unwashed masses (aka voters.)
In her world america is ONLY white, ONLY christian and ONLY educated as far as necessary for them to fill their role. Aspirations are for the rich, not the "others."
It's hard to put into words the hate and loathing I have for this woman and her handler. You thought you hated Hillary? Oh honies, you ain't seen nothing yet. I promise you.
But hopefully she gives good head because she sure as shit ain't too good at her job.
A top aide to US President Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, has cited a "massacre" which never happened while defending the president's controversial immigration ban.
Ms Conway said Mr Obama brought in a six-month ban on Iraqis after the arrest of "the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre".
"Most people don't know that because it didn't get covered," she added.
In fact, there was no massacre at Bowling Green, Kentucky. (BBC)
"Ms. Alternative Facts" seems to have a real problem with the basic, most fundamental portion of her job: GETTING THE FACTS RIGHT. It doesn't help her that she's about as attractive as the Crypt Keeper in bad drag. Most people can forgive pretty, cute and ditzy, but scary-corpselike isn't really a "spokes person" asset. One has to presume that she's got other skills that awarded her the position, kinda like Betsy Devos.
Ah yeah, the cavalcade of ineptitude continues. Laughs abound! Too bad the jokes on us.
Thing is, he's *not* Shaggy. Well, maybe in a high wind.
Trump denied that his order, which suspends all immigration for citizens of seven majority-Muslim countries for 90 days, was to blame for weekend chaos at the nation's airports, instead pointing to computer glitches, demonstrations and even the "fake tears" of Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer. (AP)
And that's his whole strategy right there: just deny. Wasn't me. Wasn't my fault. Wasn't my idea. Wasn't, wasn't, wasn't. So really fucktard just what ARE you responsible for? Oh yeah, making American GREAT again. How? Who the fuck knows. Seriously, his fans say "We have to trust him, he ran a business so he MUST know how to run a country." If that's the logic when why the hell not save a lot of money the next time you get sick and see a vet instead of a physician? I mean they BOTH know how to heal sick things right? Enough similarities.
Yep, as the BBC put it, it's "amateur hour" at the Whitehouse. Because having NO strategy is better than having any strategy at all.
Can you believe it's going to be FOUR fucking years of this (no bread) and circuses bullshit? I do. It's going to keep me fucking busy as hell.
Trump said for the first time Wednesday he accepts that Russia was behind the election-year hacking of Democrats that roiled the White House race. Looking ahead, he urged Congress to move quickly to replace President Barack Obama's signature health care law and insisted anew that Mexico will pay the cost of a border wall.
He defiantly denied reports that Russia had collected compromising personal and financial information about him, lambasting the media for peddling "fake news" and shouting down a journalist from CNN, which reported on the matter. His family and advisers clapped and cheered him on throughout (AP)
Ok, so dickhead-in-chief-to-be finally admits when he can't hide any more that he had outside help to win. Outside meaning out of the US outside. Meaning, of course, Russia. Yes, that's right an american businessman with no prior political experience manages to buy himself the presidency with the help of a FOREIGN government.
Can you imagine if it had been Hillary that had won with the help of a foreign power? No, you can't because as a woman, a white american woman, she came in second to an abusive, lying sack of shit who makes up whatever lies he likes and fuckheads would prefer a dishonest/asshole/male to a woman with the experience and ability to lead.
Gods I love this country.
So here we are, a president who can openly mock people with disabilities, who just vomits out whatever comes into his pea brain, who makes shit up and doesn't give a fuck. And somehow people ACTUALLY THINK he's going to care about them? Scratch that, they never thought, thinking was never involved.
"All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It's hard to find a great dress for this inauguration."
-- Donald Trump
"We have 200 dresses, if not more, in stock."
-- Mae Shipe, owner of Mae's Dress Boutique
"There's never been less demand for inaugural ball gowns in my 38 years."
-- Peter Marx, owner of Saks Jandel
From little lies to big ones, Trump cannot be believed. Let's see how long he can lie for shall we? At some point the odds are really good that he's going to fuck up hard. And then we'll have a real, but qualified asshole in office.
Would have been pretty funny if Trump had picked a woman for VP, ironic right?
Seriously asshole, what is wrong with you? Didn't you learn from last time or are you just another Retarded Kid (see last post).
FORT WORTH, Texas, Jan. 1 (UPI) -- An Obamacare statute designed to protect transgender people from healthcare discrimination has been struck down by a federal judge in Texas. The statute -- a rule written in accordance with the Affordable Care Act and enforced by regulators at Health and Human Services -- was also intended to protect access abortion services.
"Plaintiffs claim the rule's interpretation of sex discrimination pressures doctors to deliver healthcare in a manner that violates their religious freedom and thwarts their independent medical judgment and will require burdensome changes to their health insurance plans on Jan. 1, 2017," U.S. District Court Judge Reed O'Connor wrote in his ruling.
Here let me show you how the door opens again: being transgender is LEGAL in the US, having an abortion is ALSO LEGAL in the US. Creating rulings that go against those rules will FAIL, waste time and money, cause unnecessary pain for many and result in more friction within the state. NONE OF THOSE ARE GOOD THINGS. So really Reed, you lost the last time, you're going to lose again. Why continue straightening the deck chairs on the Titanic?
Doctors will treat how they treat, your "judgement" notwithstanding. Creating laws to infringe on doctor-patient privacy is BIG GOVERNMENT inserting itself into the PRIVACY of the population, something supposedly you're against.
So fuck off, cocktard. And welcome to your new title: Asshole fuckwad shitstick moron cockwaffle douchemonkey the first, of 2017.
Why, when he SAYS he's not of course!
BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- The son of President-elect Donald Trump's New York campaign co-chairman has denounced his father's comments about President Barack Obama and his wife.
Carl Paladino said in remarks appearing Thursday in a weekly publication that he hoped Obama would die from mad cow disease. He called Michelle Obama a male who should be "let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe."[..]
The elder Paladino, a wealthy real estate executive and Buffalo school board member, confirmed to The Associated Press on Friday he made the comments. He said in an emailed statement they had "nothing to do with race."
The problem here is that just ACTING like Trump doesn't give you the same immunity. If Trump had said that he'd get away with it by simply denying he said it. That's worked repeatedly over the election, and even with faced with the actual quote on tape, Trump (and supporters) just shrugs.
But that doesn't work for everyone. As this fucking tool Carl and his family are finding out. The "I'll deny it tomorrow" method of getting out from under takes a skill your money just can't buy, but it can label you a shitstain that your family name will have to scrub for a few decades to get out.
Season of joy my fucking ass.
"President-elect Donald Trump issued a single tweet blasting defense contractor Lockheed Martin Corp. at 8:30 a.m. on Monday. By lunchtime, he had wiped $4 billion off the company's market value." (Politico)
RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - North Carolina Republicans stripped the incoming Democratic governor of some of his authority on Friday and they were on the cusp of an even greater power grab, an extraordinary move that critics said flies in the face of voters.
US First Lady Michelle Obama has struck a much less upbeat tone in her last TV interview before the family leaves the White House. Speaking to talk show host Oprah Winfrey, Mrs Obama said America's outlook had changed since Donald Trump won November's election. "Now we're feeling what not having hope feels like," she said. (BBC)
There's not a lot of hope left to go around these days. In Syria people are dying and dead. In Palestine hopes are moribund. In the US a total fucktard is president and people I know and respected voted for him. Day to day living has become less than pleasant, in fact downright corrosive. I trust no one and hate everyone, learning once again that believing that someone else actually has YOUR best interest at heart is about a realistic as believing in Santa.
Yes Virginia there is no Santa. Nor is there friendship, love, respect or loyalty. We're all in it for ourselves. Huzzah and good night.
Yes, yes they do.
According to US news website The Wrap, Trump's inaugural committee is scrambling to find stars who are willing to play at his swearing in ceremony on 20 January 2017.
"They're calling managers, agents, everyone in town to see who they can get and it's been problematic," an unnamed source told the site.
Grammy-winner John Legend, who has been a guest of the Obamas several times, says he is "not surprised at all".
"Creative people tend to reject bigotry and hate," he told the BBC. (BBC)
So the "headliners" for the Trump-travesty are shitbags and a-holes like Nugent and Kid Rock. Omg wee. What a night to remember. Yeah gonna be a hell of a party, maybe the KKK will have a smores-roast over their crosses too.
Ah the days of the red scare are back... only THIS time the most conservative, the most right wing are in LOVE with the vodka swilling bears.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President-elect Donald Trump on Sunday called a recent CIA assessment of Russian hacking "ridiculous" and says he's not interested in getting daily intelligence briefings - an unprecedented rejection of the nation's massive and sophisticated intelligence apparatus.
Anyone who wasn't dead during the last election knows how much Russia played a part. Regular releases from "Friends of Russia" lambasted and harangued Hillary to ensure that the email scandal never went away (of course, now that it's over where's all the news releases now?) Nah, everyone KNEW where the hackers were from and KNEW how much it was going to help one side of the equation.
Of course in the end it did make a difference in a tight race and the Russians did tip the scales and the new "Emailgateski" is a thing, a thing that the beneficiary doesn't want to hear about so he's going to stuff fingers in his ears and go "lalalalala I can't hear you."
I'm not really sure what the big deal is since this was pretty much all going on out in the open. The only people who are going to be "surprised" are the people who voted for der Fucktard that willfully and knowingly wanted to believe otherwise. Still, I think that's a very small percentage: those who backed and are still backing this cocktard WANT a lying, cheating, hateful asshole as president because it justifies their own anger, fear and pettiness.
Meh. Another Watergate? Dunno, don't care. Damage is already done and fox is in the hen house. Now it's just a matter of how MUCH can be screwed up in the next four years.
I used to hear that a New Yorker would never get to be president because everyone in the nation hated them. I guess that's true if the New Yorker is a reasonable person, but as it turns out, if that New Yorker is the BIGGEST asshole the nation ever produced... well then all the shitbags in the nation will vote for him.
Note I said "him".
On the other hand, tRump isn't the only shitbag that New York ever produced, nor is he alone. Truth be told the state is saturated with them, and I should know because guess where *I* come from? Yeah, brotha, yeah.
Of course SOME people try harder not to give that secret away, and so, it's no surprise to see the current Governor come out swinging against one of the state's own.
"Let me be absolutely clear: If anyone feels that they are under attack, I want them to know that the state of New York -- the state that has the Statue of Liberty in its harbor -- is their refuge. Whether you are gay or straight, Muslim or Christian, rich or poor, black or white or brown, we respect all people in the state of New York...We won't allow a federal government that attacks immigrants to do so in our state."
?NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo
He's right, of course. New York IS the home for immigrants. It has been a welcome port for all, including BOTH sides of my family. So when immigrants are attacked it becomes personal to me, and as a born and bred New Yorker, it becomes even MORE personal when the future dick-head-in-charge decides to make this the modern-version Holocaust. Yes immigrants come here, have come here and most of all SHOULD come here. Because they're not white any more shouldn't make one goddamn bit of difference.
So here we go, new tagline folks: This sucks and so and do all tRump voters. Bye!
Wonder if Trump will deport Mrs. Trump when it turns out her citizen papers are forged. Unless she's "service industry", I guess...
I'll bet you're wondering why I feel this way about you. Ha, ha! Kidding! Actually, I know you're not because of your severely diminished capacity to think. Daddy fucked you so hard you were brain damaged right?
Well good news! There's a cure for that. It's called stepping in front of a bus. Do they have those in Wisconsin? Probably. Please, go ahead. At your convenience.
Love ya! Bye!