Jul/04
2017

Christie: Failed tRump Wannabe

When Chris is nailed by the media for closing a public beach and using it JUST for himself and his family, his response is "well if YOU want your own public beach then YOU should be governor." This is just a watered down version of Dickhead's "Well, I'm President and they're not." Thing is, Chris doesn't have Chrispanzees of his own to go into full-on howler monkey support. So he just comes across as a fat, white, arrogant, GOP asshole.

Christie is getting blistered online and in the real world after he was photographed with his family soaking up the sun on a beach that he had closed to the public over the Fourth of July weekend because of a government shutdown.

A deeply unpopular Republican serving out his final six months in office, Christie was lambasted Monday as selfish and arrogant, and jokesters online inserted the picture of him in sandals, shorts and a T-shirt into various photos and movie and TV scenes. (AP)

He also managed to drag up the tattered, raggedy excuse that he had already "promised to go to his mansion" over the weekend, so he was just "keeping his promise". I'm sorry? Do you know NOTHING about history? Maybe you're just treading sand and not eating cake, but you're a fucking joke. The result will be a public excoriation. Not to say it's not deserving, nor does it seem that Chris really cares what the public thinks since it's fair to assume that he's not running for office ever again. BUT, he does live in the state, unless he's planning to run away from that too...

"It is hard to imagine a worse optic for public relations on a hot July day. Pollsters may find out how low approval ratings can go in New Jersey," said Fairleigh Dickinson University political science professor Peter Woolley.

Maybe he's still on the tRump train, hoping to pull some of that negative energy away from Dickhead In Chief? Either way, he's merely hanging on to Dickhead's skirts, neither big enough (uh huh), nasty enough, or negative enough to hold a candle to the worst president the US has ever had. Sorry it wasn't you Chrissie!

Actually not.

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