Category: "Ha ha ha ha Fuck you"

Aug/19
2017

Oh soooo scared of you.

Donald Trump's former chief strategist has vowed to go to war against the president's opponents, after being fired from his job at the White House.

teve Bannon, who has returned as head of ultra-conservative website Breitbart News, said he would fight for the agenda that won Mr Trump the election.

"I've got my hands back on my weapons," he said. "It's Bannon the Barbarian." (BBC)

I guess you were too barbaric for the Whitehouse eh? What, did they fire you for pissing in the plants? No, they fired you because you're confused and ineffective. Your message may have rallied a freakshow, clown-parade of piss-poor voters but it's not doing much to run this country.

Guess you didn't have what it takes eh?

So sure, go back and bitch on your website. I'm sure they'll be de-fucking-lighted to have you return. Wanna know the BEST thing about Breitbart? It's a honeypot for fucktards like you. So the rest of us don't have to read about your bullshit on legitimate ("Fake news to you") sites.

So here's the glove motherfucker: Dickhead Donald tRump is my opponent. Let's see what you got. Bring it Mr. Populist-Loser. Bring it.

Aug/07
2017

Guy thought: "Hey, it's Google, they won't boot me for posting my mind." Then guess what happened next?

A Google employee who wrote a controversial memo about workplace diversity has been fired, the BBC can confirm.

Entitled Google’s Ideological Echo Chamber, the paper argued that "the abilities of men and women differ in part due to biological causes and that these differences may explain why we don't see equal representation of women in tech and leadership”. (BBC)

So you work, pardon me, USED to work, at Google. It's a hip, hop, happening place. Yeah it's a grind but you go in, do your four, five years, make your mark and your money and off you go into corporate lala land to coast through the rest of your career. Most people who I've heard work at Google seem to say this is the way it should work. It's hard, you sweat, but you're empowered. In this case maybe a bit TOO empowered.

Chances are Mr. Misogynist could have posted this and gotten away with maybe some nasty looks and never another date from a female coworker (assuming, possibly incorrectly, that said author is not a Member of the Club, but he probably wasn't because non-cis tend to be more sensitive about how others might interpret gender-bashing statements.)

But instead the story blew up. Suddenly, even though Google did NOT write or encourage such a post they were the ones paying the person who did write it. Aaaaand just as suddenly it WAS their problem. Google was showing up in association with a post saying "women can't code, aren't technical and why try to balance the scales?" Also there's the part where women make better employees for other stuff. Lame stuff. Like with pillows, candles and kittens or something.

So, to make their position eminently clear, after saying this DIDN'T represent their views and whatnot they shitcanned his ass. On the one hand sure, the guy was just expressing his particular viewpoint. Maybe he could also have mentioned he voted for tRump. Maybe he could have said he doesn't think Native Americans were mistreated or that the KKK is just "celebrating white people". All or none of those things could have gotten him canned. But, what did get him canned was a) his lack of self preservation for airing his personal views and b) having the bad luck to get his personal views elevated to prime time.

In essence, he didn't keep his stupid yap shut and damaged the perception of the company that supported him.

I'm sure, however, that he'll find a home. There's lots of conservtards out there (Faux being a prime example) with big organizations who would LOVE to hear about how Google mistreated him just for speaking his mind and also any dirt they could find about Google. It will be interesting to see how far this guy's lack of self preservation takes him.

One thing for sure, it won't take him to a new job in California probably, but I hear Texas has some growth in development. And Utah too.

The author wrote: "We need to stop assuming that gender gaps imply sexism."

Sure I'll buy that. But I guess the data shows that we don't need to assume that people who open their big mouth won't be putting their big foot in it either. That's been proven.

Aug/02
2017

Oh Poland, Poland, Poland. You're so lame.

WARSAW, Poland (AP) -- Polish authorities are looking into demanding reparations from Germany for the massive losses inflicted on Poland during World War II, an official said Wednesday.

Money. Poland wants money now. Really? Little late there. Fifty years ago, maybe. Now you just seem greedy-balls.

I'm thinking no. Too late. Also prior Polish governments declined to ask for reparations. I don't think you just get to change your mind because your pockets are empty. Tough tittes.

Jul/31
2017

And another one rides the bus...

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Firmly taking charge in an unruly White House, former Gen. John Kelly moved in Monday as President Donald Trump's new chief of staff and immediately made sure that Trump's profanity-spouting new communications director was shown the door, ignominiously ousted after less than two weeks on the job.

I mean maybe it really DOESN'T count as being fired because technically he never really STARTED the job? Maybe that's Dickhead's new policy? Hire then fire them before they can collect a paycheck?

Dickhead was quoted as saying his administration was "running smoothly". For what? Rome in the age of Nero? I'm pretty certain even Caligula would be impressed at this point...

Jul/29
2017

So there we go, 3 GOP senators with real balls (so to speak since two were women) to decline to enact a complete shitshow on the American public and 48 complete pussies who voted yes ONLY because they knew it wouldn't pass.

So how's that "repeal the ACA" workin' out for ya? Not so good huh? You were all big talk about what you WOULD do if you were in charge there, GOP ol' buddy, but it was sooo fucking easy to say no. So easy to impede, obstruct, prevent, interfere that you never once, not for a single fucking second, had a plan to make your promises a reality.

Pretty embarrassing huh? I know I'd be embarrassed for you if I wasn't so damn disgusted by the fact that so FEW of you have a spine or the abilities you claim you have to run the country.

Do your job? Nah, you don't even know how. Not even in a terrible way. Instead you're all so fucking busy covering your asses and sucking Dick that you can't govern.

So, now we know what the party of HATE and NO is really good for. Absolutely nothing... say it again.

Jul/27
2017

Scaramouche defended his boss by saying "Dickhead's [sic] not elite... he's pizza and cheese burgers." I wasn't aware that eating those things disqualifies you from the title of "elite".

Because he loves to chow down on delicious pizza and hamburgers, President Donald Trump is certainly not a member of the “elite” and can relate to the common man. At least that’s what new White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci claimed to a befuddled and questioning BBC reporter. (Newsweek)

So message to the world's elite out there: Spit out that burger! Stick your nose in the air when your limo drives by a pizza joint! The Man Has Spoken and the rule is now that you're NOT allowed to eat those things much less ENJOY them!

On the other hand, if eating those things (in the White House, hand-made, to order, whenever and wherever you like, on fine china with expensive beverages) denotes that you're not elitist then what do we call the people who cook and serve those for a living?

Oh yeah. Immigrants.

Jul/21
2017

Score one for the Italians, specifically the Milanese!

July 20 (UPI) -- Italian residents and tourists will be unable to enjoy selfie sticks, food trucks and glass bottles for the remainder of the summer.

Milan's town hall instituted a ban on selfie sticks and glass containers beginning July 14 to prevent litter and antisocial behavior during the summer months.

The ban, which also includes fireworks and firecrackers, prohibits visitors to the Darsena docklands area from "holding, carrying, leaving on the ground, disposing of, or receiving any kind of glass bottles or containers, cans, and selfie sticks."

Well done Milan. It's grand to see that at least one community is willing to tell tourists what most people already know: Don't be fucking crass-holes, be polite, stop taking pictures of yourself and LOOK at the place you came to visit. Memories are wonderful, why not try your own and see how that works? Also, not all pictures you take need to have YOU in them.

And while you're at it, pick up your shit. No one needs your damn pollution.

Jul/05
2017

And if you believe it is, as you post things you WOULD be ashamed to say in real life, then you get what you deserve when you're outed.

The Reddit user who created the CNN wrestling gif adapted and shared by President Donald Trump has apologised for racist and anti-Semitic comments.

But CNN has been accused of "blackmail" by prominent alt right social media influencers following the broadcaster's investigation into the Reddit user's identity (BBC)

Now, suddenly, trolls everywhere are panic stricken. When the shield of anonymity is stripped and sunlight starts their pale, shriveled flesh smoking, trolls everywhere start second guessing and post-deleting.

Free speech? Hmmm, let's think on that a moment.

a) A bully, who supports the king of bullies is suddenly all upset because he's being bullied? Yahno, not sad. b) If you're ok to spew threats and anti-social, hateful rhetoric online why should you need anonymity to do it? Only if you were a whimp-ass, pussy-boy I guess. c) No one was actually threatened. With anything. That's just more troll-shit.

CNN has not revealed the true identity of the user, who also took steps to delete offensive material he had posted, including racist posts, but said it "reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change".

So IF you stand on a street corner and start screaming hate at people it's no surprise that they'll remember and treat you poorly the next time you show up, screaming or not. IF you put something out on the internet WITHOUT taking steps to cover your trail (and it's pretty damn hard to do 100% effectively) and you get found out, well, the same.

Bottom line: if you don't want people to think you're an asshole, then just don't be one. And to all the poor trolls out there on the right who are nervous about their ability to post their misery, well, it's up to you guys isn't it? If you really believe in what you say, why do you have to hide hmmm?

Jun/11
2017

The last guy who I knew that pulled this shit got fired.

During an appearance at the Department of Transportation headquarters, the president dramatically flipped through binders that he said contained pages of "nonsense" paperwork for an 18-mile road in Maryland, and then tossed them onto the floor.

The binders containing environmental impact statements landed with loud thuds.(AP)

So I was at a program review, literally over 150 people in a room. A big guy with a big beard and big suspenders (note the rest of us were dressed formally) proceeded to take offense at questions thrown his way. He stormed to the back of the room, grabbed three huge binders, stormed back to the front and dropped them with a bang on the table. In front of the sponsor.

It was supposed to show how much "nonsense paperwork" he had to deal with.

Of course, when people's lives are on the line you WILL have a lot of paperwork. If you choose to consider it nonsense, and not part of due diligence in planning then sure that's your choice. But keep in mind the people who care about those papers might not take kindly to your opinion. Or you.

But hey, again, your choice. Just like finding a new job. Something I wish Dickhead would take more seriously.

May/22
2017

Because guns solve EVERYTHING.

Ha. Not.

May 22 (UPI) -- A South African hunter was crushed to death by an elephant that was shot in western Zimbabwe, the nation's national wildlife authority said.

Theunis Botha "unknowingly got in the middle of a breeding herd of elephants with several calves" in the Gwayi conservancy Friday and was trampled to death, Zimparks acting spokesperson Simukai Nyasha said Sunday to News24.

The elephant was shot as she picked him up with her trunk, before she fell and died, crushing Botha, according to Netwerk 24.

Can you imagine someone walking into a group of mothers and babies and trying to hurt one of them? Doesn't matter the breed, genus or species, he's a fucking DEAD man. Not that there's any room in the world for Great White Hunters making money from killing endangered species. Certainly not in 2017. The fact that he was crushed by the elephant that was shot was also wonderfully poignant.

The days of Bwana-go-trophy-hunting are past. It's entertainment, if you can call it that, for the ignorant and mentally-challenged.

Well, at least they won't have to have him embalmed, now will they?

May/11
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Thursday launching a commission to review alleged voter fraud and voter suppression in the U.S. election system, three White House officials said.

Distractions only work so well, so choose them carefully or they may just backfire on you. And your party.

May/11
2017

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump says his White House may be "combative." And he says it could be his fault.

Qu'elle Surprise.

May/07
2017

You know that moment when you realize that you can't argue with the other person because their fundamental premise is bogus? Well that's this moment right here...

Rep. Raul Labrador of Idaho drew sharp criticism and booing at a town hall Friday for his response to an attendee who expressed worry that the House bill would hurt Medicaid recipients.

The woman in Lewiston said: "You are mandating people on Medicaid to accept dying."

Labrador, who is a member of the conservative House Freedom Caucus, responded: "That line is so indefensible. Nobody dies because they don't have access to health care." (AP)

Yes that's right, in the GOP mindset EVERYONE has healthcare, mainly because it's something that those representatives never, ever had to do without. Thus the notion of people dying without healthcare is lost to them, they literally have no idea what it means at all.

But hey, they voted for him right? Caveat, motherfucking, Emptor folks, caveat fucking emptor. Next be more choosy with your vote maybe?

Apr/25
2017


U.S.-born workers have little interest at laboring in the dirt and the cold at the crack of dawn.
As 18 Guatemalans in hoodies and rubber boots toiled in such conditions recently in Oregon's Willamette Valley, their boss expressed admiration for their willingness to do the back-breaking work he said native-born Americans won't do.
"Homeless people are camped in the fir forest over there," the farmer said, pointing to a stand of trees. "And they're not looking for work." (AP)

While Dickhead Donald didn't "win" Oregon per se, he did garner a very large number of votes from that state. These are the people who could have thought through the potential impact of an "immigrant-free" policy on the agricultural industry in their state. But why think? I mean if it SOUNDS good it must be good right? And if thinking might open the door a crack to humanizing the source of all our problems, well, that just won't stand.

Until your business fails because you just don't have the labor. Or until you realize that the whole notion of kicking out immigrants as a solution to the unemployed is bogus.

a 2013 study by an economist at the Center for Global Development looked at farms in North Carolina and found that immigrant manual laborers had "almost zero" effect on the job prospects of native-born U.S. workers.
"It appears that almost all U.S. workers prefer almost any labor-market outcome - including long periods of unemployment - to carrying out manual harvest and planting labor," Michael Clemens wrote. (AP)

Yes that's right. Americans would much rather live under bridges or on a subway grate than actually do hard, manual labor. Maybe it's because we don't beat them enough? Take away their social services? Or charities that feed them on Thanksgiving and Xmas? Maybe we need to start imprisoning the homeless again, like we used to back in days of yore. Where going to the "poor house" was literally a thing. I mean if there ARE jobs to be hand and we eliminate people who are willing to do them then perhaps the answer is to FORCE unemployed Americans to work at gunpoint.

Sounds pretty stupid right? That is what happens when you start breaking down the whole anti-immigrant thing. But most tRump voters don't want to do that.

President Donald Trump's hard line against immigrants in the U.S. illegally has sent a chill through the nation's agricultural industry, which fears a crackdown will deprive it of the labor it needs to plant, grow and pick the crops that feed the country. (AP)

Yep what will happen then? Without workers who's going to farm? And without productive farms what will happen to the cost of produce? I guess if you believe in tRump you also believe god will provide. Well god doesn't provide for idiots who don't think...

Apr/19
2017

I'm Not Gloating

Yeah, like fuck I'm not.

Presenter Bill O'Reilly has been dropped from Fox News over sexual harassment claims, the company says. "After a thorough and careful review of the allegations... Bill O'Reilly will not be returning," the network said in a one-sentence statement. (BBC)

Notice how the category says "Ha ha ha ha Fuck You"? Well yes, that's right bitch. LATER FUCKTARD. Much, much later.

Apr/02
2017

The one in Massachusetts, of course.

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) -- The Massachusetts city of Cambridge is weighing whether to call for an impeachment investigation into President Donald Trump.
Vice Mayor Marc McGovern has filed a policy order for Monday's city council meeting pushing for an investigation.
McGovern said he believes the Republican president is still deeply involved in his business operations.

Regrettably this blog engine doesn't support a true smiley emoticon so you'll just have to roll with the classic :).

Cambridge, home of some of the smartest people on Earth. Not surprising really that they bazooka-vomit when forced to drink the Koolaid coming out of D.C..

Of COURSE DDT is still involved in his businesses, the law doesn't apply to him, right? He's President. That's what he's said on multiple occasions. The real question is, which will get him sooner? The fact that he's violating ton of laws domestically or the fact that he encouraged and was fully aware of Russian intervention in the last election? Dunno, but gosh, let's see shall we?

Mar/26
2017

Chaos is pretty simple, just let entropy do its thing. On the other hand order and structure, well, that's muuuuuch harder.

The Republican Party of "no" for Democrat Barack Obama's eight years is having a hard time getting to "yes" in the early Donald Trump era.
The unmitigated failure of the GOP bill to replace Obamacare underscored that Republicans are a party of upstart firebrands, old-guard conservatives and moderates in Democratic-leaning districts. Despite the GOP monopoly on Washington, they are pitted against one another and struggling for a way to govern. (AP)

The first thing a baby learns is to annoy its parents by dropping, throwing and grabbing shit at random. Baby doesn't know much, only that it gets them attention and it's EASY. Parents, on the other hand, need to teach baby rules, limits and self control so that their youngster can interact with society at large, not be a nuisance, and to deal with the hard work of learning and growing up.

The GOP is still pretty much in that "throwing shit" stage of growth. After so many years of screaming, crying, pitching a fit, refusing to cooperate and acting out for attention they have no idea how to function as a viable entity. Sure they're all GOP in name, sure they have the numbers to make the government function to their benefit... but there's the rub, they can't all agree what that benefit is.

The government, and conservatives in particular, have forgotten the utility and art of compromise. Now that they have the ability to steer the ship, twenty hands are all grabbing for the tiller and the ship is stuck with it's sails luffing, no destination in sight.

Well... that's not all bad now is it? A few years of going in circles may actually knock some sense into them (or their constituents) and maybe IF they can learn to cooperate with each other, and that's a big maybe, then maybe they can learn to cooperate with the others as well. Maybe...