Category: "Ha ha ha ha Fuck you"

Oct/17
2017

Oh The Humanity

Someone was watching a re-run of WKRP in Cincinnati...

YELLVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- The Federal Aviation Administration says it will check to see whether any laws or regulations were broken when a low-flying pilot dropped live turkeys onto an Arkansas festival over the weekend.

Of course on the WKRP it ended with "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Both reality and sitcom reality ended about the same...

Several birds were dropped Saturday and then chased by festival-goers.

Well maybe the turkeys in this case aren't hitting the ground like "sacks of wet cement" but it definitely didn't go as well as planned. Most Turkey's are pretty big and can get pretty pissed (if they're not dropped from 2000 feet in the air.)

Oct/14
2017

Suck It Bitches

You made your bed, now you get to fucking sleep in it. Enjoy.

President Donald Trump's decision to end a provision of the Affordable Care Act that was benefiting roughly 6 million Americans helps fulfill a campaign promise, but it also risks harming some of the very people who helped him win the presidency.

Nearly 70 percent of those benefiting from the so-called cost-sharing subsidies live in states Trump won last November, according to an analysis by The Associated Press. The number underscores the political risk for Trump and his party, which could end up owning the blame for increased costs and chaos in the insurance marketplace.

Poor and stupid, gullible and religious. You thought this was what "god" wanted right? Well, now you're going to find out what god REALLY wanted: for you to think for yourself.

Here's a hint: if it sounds too good to be true... it probably is.

Oct/10
2017

Well, it's actually Dick-HEAD but that doesn't rhyme well.

"I don't know why the president tweets out things that are not true. You know he does it, everyone knows he does it, but he does."

You can't really sugarcoat this one. Mr Corker is flat-out saying the president is a liar - and everyone knows it. (BBC)

tRump is the most amazing lying liar I know and what's more his fans LOVE him for it. The same fans that eviscerated Hillary for "lying".

Everyone KNOWS Dickhead doesn't know or CARE about the truth, a president from whom no honesty is expected, promises kept, or from whom any practical contribution to the betterment of the nation is anticipated. Hella job. It just shows that not only can anyone be president but when they get there they don't have to do a fucking, useful thing.

Oct/08
2017

Here’s what Corker is saying: “It’s a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.” (AP)

Amen.

Oct/03
2017

So, how's that "drain the swamp" thing workin' for ya tRump-Rumpers? Government gettin' all squeaky clean for ya?

WASHINGTON (AP) — Two of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet members say they do not plan to reimburse the government for charter flights costing tens of thousands of dollars.

Representatives of Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke and Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt say the trips were pre-approved by ethics officials in their respective agencies and were part of their official duties.

Inspectors general for the two agencies have opened inquiries into the taxpayer-funded travel.

Thus far Dickhead has managed to break a record, one for the total number of employees leaving or being dismissed for various reasons. From pissing off Dickhead, to being caught lying under oath the guy who said he would "clean up the government" not only has made accountability more difficult to examine but he's employed people who don't believe they ARE accountable.

At least not to the public that pays their salaries and funds their happy little jaunts on fancy planes.

Meanwhile, the independent Office of Special Counsel said it is investigating a complaint that Zinke’s speech to a Las Vegas hockey team may have violated the Hatch Act, which prohibits executive branch officials from engaging in political activities. The team’s owner contributed to Zinke’s congressional campaigns and to Trump’s inauguration.

This is what happens when inept, inexperienced idiots are put into a job they know nothing about by the biggest, most inept idiot of them all.

Clean the swamp, ha, don't make me laugh. Clearly Dickbrain didn't even know what a swamp was...

Sep/21
2017

The Ruskies are jealous of an old black dude, because even though he's grey and grizzled he's still got more boogie than they ever had. Ever. He also has the FREEDOM to say WHATEVERTHEFUCK he chooses. Something no russian has EVER had.

Russia has aimed its entire media arsenal at the veteran Hollywood actor Morgan Freeman over his appearance in a video accusing the Kremlin of waging "war" on America during last year's presidential election.

The video shows the Oscar winner accusing President Vladimir Putin, a "former KGB spy", of launching cyber attacks and spreading false information in order to avenge the collapse of the Soviet Union. (BBC)

In their attempts to discredit Morgan, the ruskies are lobbing everything but the kitchen sink: he's old, he's drugged, he's insane, he's naive, he's being used, whatever you name it he's being called that. The thing is if any of that WERE true then why would the ruskies actually go to all this trouble and effort to come up with conflicting theories and plaster them all over the same electronic media they're accused of subverting.

Why? Well maybe, just maybe, because what he said was true AND the shit is about to hit the evidence fan.

NEW YORK (AP) — Facebook is slowly acknowledging the outsized — if unintended — role it played in the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.

Bowing to pressure from lawmakers and the public, the company said it will provide the contents of 3,000 ads bought by a Russian agency to congressional investigators, while also pledging to make political advertising on its platform more “transparent.”

“I don’t want anyone to use our tools to undermine democracy,” CEO Mark Zuckerberg said in a Facebook video and wrote in an accompanying post . “That’s not what we stand for.”

The moves Thursday come amid growing pressure on the social network from members of Congress, who pushed Facebook to release the ads after the company disclosed their existence in early September. Facebook has already handed over the ads to the special counsel investigating Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

So let's see now - Facebook acknowledges AND has evidence of ruskie meddling. And has not only given it to prosecutors but is also going to make it public. Huh, seems as if Morgan DOES have some facts to stand on. Since the ruskies can't defend themselves in court without actually admitting their complicity, the next best thing would be to try the same tactic again right?

Sorry fucktards. We know you were balls deep in the tRump campaign. We know about the real estate deals. We know about the "special" briefings. And we're going to know a whole fucking lot more very soon. So cry all your like bitches, but it's our party now. And as you may have already figured out, Dickhead Donald might be elected, but it doesn't mean you're going to get anything special out of it.

Heh. Suckers.

Sep/15
2017

"Good" Indeed

Sorry Chelsea, you're not all that.

Ex-acting CIA director Michael Morell has resigned from his post at Harvard over its hiring of Chelsea Manning.[..] On her Twitter page, Ms Manning responded to Mr Morell's departure by writing "good", and said the debate around her appointment was "nothing to do with trans rights". (BBC)

The sad thing is that if her appointment actually HAD to do with trans rights then she'd actually have something to talk about. Truth be told she's got nothing else worth sharing that's of any value. Something that an institution like Harvard would probably realize, eventually.

Harvard University reversed its decision to name Chelsea Manning a visiting fellow early Friday, a day after CIA Director Mike Pompeo scrapped a planned appearance over the title for the soldier who was convicted of leaking classified information.[..]

"We invited Chelsea Manning to spend a day at the Kennedy School," he wrote. "On that basis, we also named Chelsea Manning a Visiting Fellow. We did not intend to honor her in any way or to endorse any of her words or deeds, as we do not honor or endorse any Fellow." (AP)

And lo, they did...

Thing is Chelsea doesn't HAVE anything to add when it comes to cyber security or the role of American foreign policy in sensitive international arenas. She was just a worker bee, nothing more nothing less. That she had access to classified documents doesn't make her special. That she chose to STEAL those classified documents and GIVE them to an enemy, well, that doesn't make her special either, it just makes her a traitor. Lots of people COULD do those things, the vast, vast majority choose not to because they're not assholes and they care about their country, themselves, their families and their fellow citizens.

Chelsea didn't. But whatever, why she chose to fuck over her nation and many, many people is her own business, none of which is lecture worthy. (Here's why I became a traitor... nah, no care, go away.)

Harvard didn't make a mistake in inviting someone who might generate some interesting discussion and points of view, BUT they did make a mistake in awarding her a title, which most anyone would see as an endorsement of some kind. In the process they lost access to a highly capable and credible member of their community, someone who had proven themselves and who certainly wasn't just an ordinary schmuck with classified access. In this Harvard failed.

As for Chelsea, she can go gloat or complain, neither of which really matters. She's a free woman and she can cry if she wants to. Only thing is, it's not Harvard that's throwing the party any more...

Sep/05
2017

And he's about had it with her shit, too.

In comments carried by Russian news agencies, Putin said Trump is “not my bride, and I’m not his groom.”

Asked how Russia would feel if Trump were impeached, Putin said it would be “absolutely wrong” for Russia to discuss domestic U.S. politics. (WaPo)

I love how tRump is the "bride" because you KNOW who wears the pants in this relationship. So, now maybe the hints about blackmail are coming clear? The blackmail wasn't about Dickhead photographed with whores, rather it was about him...

Aug/29
2017

If you don't get the title, don't worry, it'll wash over you eventually.

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston's system of bayous and reservoirs was built to drain a tabletop-flat city prone to heavy rains. But its Depression-era design is no match for the stresses brought by explosive development and ever-wetter storms.

Nearly any city would be overwhelmed by the more than 4 feet of rain that Hurricane Harvey has dumped since Friday, but Houston is unique in its regular massive floods and inability to cope with them. This is the third 100-year-or-more type of flood in three years.

Experts blame too many people, too much concrete, insufficient upstream storage, not enough green space for water drainage and, especially, too little regulation.

Ostensibly one should feel bad for the pain and suffering of our fellow humans. Until you realize that those same humans mocked Hurricane Sandy victims for attracting God's Wrath by supporting gays/climate change/democrats/health care/gun control/religious tolerance/immigrants.

Well, I guess the wrath is now on the other foot eh? Maybe God is punishing Texas for being shitbag haters and demanding a curriculum that enshrines ignorance. Actually the list is WAY longer, but at the very least they're guilty of misogyny/homophobia/religious intolerance/racism/gun worship/pollution/gerrymandering/abusing the poor and attacking immigrants. Again, the list goes on, but I don't have all day.

Regardless, Texas is a highly religious state. You have to wonder how they'll rationalize this "act of God" since it pretty much Sodom and Gomorrah'd a good part of their state out of existence. It'll also be interesting to see how Texas politicians feel about asking for federal aid, the same aid they categorically denied other states which were suffering. I'm guessing they'll feel a little differently about it.

As for Dickhead, it's just another photo opportunity with the added bonus that he'll see his own reflection in the flood waters. Maybe, like Narcissus, it'll have a happy ending.

Aug/19
2017

Oh soooo scared of you.

Donald Trump's former chief strategist has vowed to go to war against the president's opponents, after being fired from his job at the White House.

teve Bannon, who has returned as head of ultra-conservative website Breitbart News, said he would fight for the agenda that won Mr Trump the election.

"I've got my hands back on my weapons," he said. "It's Bannon the Barbarian." (BBC)

I guess you were too barbaric for the Whitehouse eh? What, did they fire you for pissing in the plants? No, they fired you because you're confused and ineffective. Your message may have rallied a freakshow, clown-parade of piss-poor voters but it's not doing much to run this country.

Guess you didn't have what it takes eh?

So sure, go back and bitch on your website. I'm sure they'll be de-fucking-lighted to have you return. Wanna know the BEST thing about Breitbart? It's a honeypot for fucktards like you. So the rest of us don't have to read about your bullshit on legitimate ("Fake news to you") sites.

So here's the glove motherfucker: Dickhead Donald tRump is my opponent. Let's see what you got. Bring it Mr. Populist-Loser. Bring it.

Aug/07
2017

Guy thought: "Hey, it's Google, they won't boot me for posting my mind." Then guess what happened next?

A Google employee who wrote a controversial memo about workplace diversity has been fired, the BBC can confirm.

Entitled Google’s Ideological Echo Chamber, the paper argued that "the abilities of men and women differ in part due to biological causes and that these differences may explain why we don't see equal representation of women in tech and leadership”. (BBC)

So you work, pardon me, USED to work, at Google. It's a hip, hop, happening place. Yeah it's a grind but you go in, do your four, five years, make your mark and your money and off you go into corporate lala land to coast through the rest of your career. Most people who I've heard work at Google seem to say this is the way it should work. It's hard, you sweat, but you're empowered. In this case maybe a bit TOO empowered.

Chances are Mr. Misogynist could have posted this and gotten away with maybe some nasty looks and never another date from a female coworker (assuming, possibly incorrectly, that said author is not a Member of the Club, but he probably wasn't because non-cis tend to be more sensitive about how others might interpret gender-bashing statements.)

But instead the story blew up. Suddenly, even though Google did NOT write or encourage such a post they were the ones paying the person who did write it. Aaaaand just as suddenly it WAS their problem. Google was showing up in association with a post saying "women can't code, aren't technical and why try to balance the scales?" Also there's the part where women make better employees for other stuff. Lame stuff. Like with pillows, candles and kittens or something.

So, to make their position eminently clear, after saying this DIDN'T represent their views and whatnot they shitcanned his ass. On the one hand sure, the guy was just expressing his particular viewpoint. Maybe he could also have mentioned he voted for tRump. Maybe he could have said he doesn't think Native Americans were mistreated or that the KKK is just "celebrating white people". All or none of those things could have gotten him canned. But, what did get him canned was a) his lack of self preservation for airing his personal views and b) having the bad luck to get his personal views elevated to prime time.

In essence, he didn't keep his stupid yap shut and damaged the perception of the company that supported him.

I'm sure, however, that he'll find a home. There's lots of conservtards out there (Faux being a prime example) with big organizations who would LOVE to hear about how Google mistreated him just for speaking his mind and also any dirt they could find about Google. It will be interesting to see how far this guy's lack of self preservation takes him.

One thing for sure, it won't take him to a new job in California probably, but I hear Texas has some growth in development. And Utah too.

The author wrote: "We need to stop assuming that gender gaps imply sexism."

Sure I'll buy that. But I guess the data shows that we don't need to assume that people who open their big mouth won't be putting their big foot in it either. That's been proven.

Aug/02
2017

Oh Poland, Poland, Poland. You're so lame.

WARSAW, Poland (AP) -- Polish authorities are looking into demanding reparations from Germany for the massive losses inflicted on Poland during World War II, an official said Wednesday.

Money. Poland wants money now. Really? Little late there. Fifty years ago, maybe. Now you just seem greedy-balls.

I'm thinking no. Too late. Also prior Polish governments declined to ask for reparations. I don't think you just get to change your mind because your pockets are empty. Tough tittes.

Jul/31
2017

And another one rides the bus...

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Firmly taking charge in an unruly White House, former Gen. John Kelly moved in Monday as President Donald Trump's new chief of staff and immediately made sure that Trump's profanity-spouting new communications director was shown the door, ignominiously ousted after less than two weeks on the job.

I mean maybe it really DOESN'T count as being fired because technically he never really STARTED the job? Maybe that's Dickhead's new policy? Hire then fire them before they can collect a paycheck?

Dickhead was quoted as saying his administration was "running smoothly". For what? Rome in the age of Nero? I'm pretty certain even Caligula would be impressed at this point...

Jul/29
2017

So there we go, 3 GOP senators with real balls (so to speak since two were women) to decline to enact a complete shitshow on the American public and 48 complete pussies who voted yes ONLY because they knew it wouldn't pass.

So how's that "repeal the ACA" workin' out for ya? Not so good huh? You were all big talk about what you WOULD do if you were in charge there, GOP ol' buddy, but it was sooo fucking easy to say no. So easy to impede, obstruct, prevent, interfere that you never once, not for a single fucking second, had a plan to make your promises a reality.

Pretty embarrassing huh? I know I'd be embarrassed for you if I wasn't so damn disgusted by the fact that so FEW of you have a spine or the abilities you claim you have to run the country.

Do your job? Nah, you don't even know how. Not even in a terrible way. Instead you're all so fucking busy covering your asses and sucking Dick that you can't govern.

So, now we know what the party of HATE and NO is really good for. Absolutely nothing... say it again.

Jul/27
2017

Scaramouche defended his boss by saying "Dickhead's [sic] not elite... he's pizza and cheese burgers." I wasn't aware that eating those things disqualifies you from the title of "elite".

Because he loves to chow down on delicious pizza and hamburgers, President Donald Trump is certainly not a member of the “elite” and can relate to the common man. At least that’s what new White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci claimed to a befuddled and questioning BBC reporter. (Newsweek)

So message to the world's elite out there: Spit out that burger! Stick your nose in the air when your limo drives by a pizza joint! The Man Has Spoken and the rule is now that you're NOT allowed to eat those things much less ENJOY them!

On the other hand, if eating those things (in the White House, hand-made, to order, whenever and wherever you like, on fine china with expensive beverages) denotes that you're not elitist then what do we call the people who cook and serve those for a living?

Oh yeah. Immigrants.

Jul/21
2017

Score one for the Italians, specifically the Milanese!

July 20 (UPI) -- Italian residents and tourists will be unable to enjoy selfie sticks, food trucks and glass bottles for the remainder of the summer.

Milan's town hall instituted a ban on selfie sticks and glass containers beginning July 14 to prevent litter and antisocial behavior during the summer months.

The ban, which also includes fireworks and firecrackers, prohibits visitors to the Darsena docklands area from "holding, carrying, leaving on the ground, disposing of, or receiving any kind of glass bottles or containers, cans, and selfie sticks."

Well done Milan. It's grand to see that at least one community is willing to tell tourists what most people already know: Don't be fucking crass-holes, be polite, stop taking pictures of yourself and LOOK at the place you came to visit. Memories are wonderful, why not try your own and see how that works? Also, not all pictures you take need to have YOU in them.

And while you're at it, pick up your shit. No one needs your damn pollution.

Jul/05
2017

And if you believe it is, as you post things you WOULD be ashamed to say in real life, then you get what you deserve when you're outed.

The Reddit user who created the CNN wrestling gif adapted and shared by President Donald Trump has apologised for racist and anti-Semitic comments.

But CNN has been accused of "blackmail" by prominent alt right social media influencers following the broadcaster's investigation into the Reddit user's identity (BBC)

Now, suddenly, trolls everywhere are panic stricken. When the shield of anonymity is stripped and sunlight starts their pale, shriveled flesh smoking, trolls everywhere start second guessing and post-deleting.

Free speech? Hmmm, let's think on that a moment.

a) A bully, who supports the king of bullies is suddenly all upset because he's being bullied? Yahno, not sad. b) If you're ok to spew threats and anti-social, hateful rhetoric online why should you need anonymity to do it? Only if you were a whimp-ass, pussy-boy I guess. c) No one was actually threatened. With anything. That's just more troll-shit.

CNN has not revealed the true identity of the user, who also took steps to delete offensive material he had posted, including racist posts, but said it "reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change".

So IF you stand on a street corner and start screaming hate at people it's no surprise that they'll remember and treat you poorly the next time you show up, screaming or not. IF you put something out on the internet WITHOUT taking steps to cover your trail (and it's pretty damn hard to do 100% effectively) and you get found out, well, the same.

Bottom line: if you don't want people to think you're an asshole, then just don't be one. And to all the poor trolls out there on the right who are nervous about their ability to post their misery, well, it's up to you guys isn't it? If you really believe in what you say, why do you have to hide hmmm?