Categories: "Kill Skullz" or "Musings of the Deranged"

Mar/15
2017

Hey smaller government fans! Here's your latest update!

CHERRY HILL, N.J. (AP) -- The Republican health care plan means less money for states and gives them a tough choice: Find a pot of cash to make up the difference or let coverage lapse for millions of lower-income Americans.

Yep, there you go, the cost of independence. So what will you choose? Paying more in state taxes, or watching people die? I mean what would a GOOD christian choose eh? (Y'all probably choose the death option and justify it somehow with some Biblical reference to support "eh, kill 'em, they didn't contribute much anyway.")

Mar/10
2017

Because Racist Fucks

I guess being white, racist and dickheaded is now "cool" because everyone's trying to get in on the act.

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- A top Mississippi lawmaker is blocking an effort to punish universities that refuse to fly the Confederate-themed state flag - a symbol that critics see as racist.

The state House passed a bill Wednesday saying public universities could not receive certain tax breaks unless they display the flag. All eight schools have removed it because of the Confederate battle emblem.

Fucktards like Rep. William Shirley feel obliged to cram their views down the throats of those they're supposed to represent. Even though ALL the universities have removed the confederate flag, he wants to blackmail the institutions of higher learning by withholding state money. Why? Because FLAG. At no point does fuckwad admit that there MIGHT be a problem with what the flag represents, or that it stood for wealthy, white plantation owners trying to hold on to slavery as a way to save their business model. No, it's just "here's the state flag, if you take our money, you need to fly it, BECAUSE."

Which, in itself kinda proves the point as to what the flag really represents. It represents racist assholes who haven't given up their past, or learned from history. It also represents the tRump-merica that we're living in today, rancid and hatefilled like never before.

Oh and hey Willy? By the way, fuck you.

Mar/07
2017

Our President Catbert

Our President Catbert

You remember Carbert don't you? He was pure evil, although maybe less evil than the current president.

Mar/07
2017

Motherfucker Please

"There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less. But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandsons, great granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land." - Ben Carson

OK!! Ben Carson....I can't! Immigrants ? In the bottom of SLAVE SHIPS??!! MUTHAFUKKA PLEASE!!!#dickheadedtom - Samuel L. Jackson in response

Nope. Got nothing to add to that. Nope, not a thing. Slaves = dreamers. *nodds* Awesome. Just. Fucking. Awesome.

Feb/23
2017

Gotta love this guy, he's waaaay too busy for work.

"I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf," - Dickhead Donald ranting about how Obama played golf during his tenure.

And then the reality where Asshole can find the time to do anything he wants, that's fun of course, and paying attention to matters about running the nation clearly aren't in that list.

So here we have the tRump presidency in a nutshell: Pence will do all the hard work and decision making, Dickhead Donald will basically act as if he were king, parading around, taking other heads of state for fancy dinners at places he owns, holding more rallies, and pretty much not doing a damned thing other than tweeting about who pissed him off recently.

Great job voters! It sure is different, not better, but different. And that's what you wanted right?

Feb/20
2017

Jim's a tool. Don't purchase his services, don't give him your sympathy. This is a rich fucker who doesn't care who he hires or how they work. He doesn't care if his employees are imported, deported or reported.

More than 100 workers in the US have lost their jobs after taking part in last week's Day Without Immigrants protest, US media say.[..] Jim Serowski, of JVS Masonry in Commerce City, Colorado, said he had no regrets after sacking about 30 bricklayers. (BBC)

Yes Jim, you're a fuck bucket. I'm sure your polak ancestors are real damn proud of you.

Feb/18
2017

How Confused ARE You?

Here's an idea, why not thank the fucking SCIENTISTS that enabled you, not the "god" that didn't? Because I think "god" was trying to tell you something...

Feb. 17 (UPI) -- A Texas couple's pregnancy announcement after a long struggle with fertility issues featured their 452 IVF needles -- and two onesies for their coming twins.
Lauren Walker, 28, announced in a Facebook post, which has since gone viral, that she and her high school sweetheart, Garyt, are expecting twins after years of trying and hundreds of in-vitro fertilization treatments.[..]

"We prayed for 953 days...452 Needles, 1000's of tears, 1 corrective surgery, 4 clomid/letrozole attempts, 2 IVF rounds, 3 failed transfers and & 1 Amazing GOD," Walker wrote.

Ok see, without SCIENCE you wouldn't have gotten pregnant because SCIENCE was the ONLY thing, not your prayer, that got you pregnant. But hey, yeah, god is so fucking amazing that he invented IVF to be discovered by scientists just so you could get pregnant.

Actually you know what god REALLY wanted you do to? Fucking ADOPT.

Feb/07
2017

And This Is Your Party

Apparently quoting from a 10 year old letter is a penalty worth gagging on.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Sen. Elizabeth Warren has earned a rare rebuke by the Senate for quoting Coretta Scott King on the Senate floor.
The Massachusetts Democrat ran afoul of the chamber's arcane rules by reading a three-decade-old letter from Dr. Martin Luther King's widow that dated to Sen. Jeff Sessions' failed judicial nomination three decades ago.[..]

Quoting King technically put Warren in violation of Senate rules for "impugning the motives" of Sessions, though senators have said far worse stuff. And Warren was reading from a letter that was written 10 years before Sessions was even elected to the Senate.
Still, top Senate Republican Mitch McConnell invoked the rules. After a few parliamentary moves, the GOP-controlled Senate voted to back him up.

Now, Warren is forbidden from speaking again on Sessions' nomination. A vote on Sessions is expected Wednesday evening.

Democrats pointed out that McConnell didn't object when Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, called him a liar in a 2015 dustup.

So here we have the part of "unity" right? All the calls about how we were going to "come together" after tRump was elected, live and let live, respect other views, bring america together.

Really, what do you expect from a party that uses every opportunity to disenfranchise voters, repress minorities and destroy the middle class? Yes, reading a LETTER from Coretta King was more offensive than being called a liar. REALLY McConnell? So here we have the new union. Better, greater than before. Ready to work together.

Actually it's more of a swamp than ever before. Between the lies, the denials, the complete lack of ethics the government is now more vile than any time in the past. I would say the civil war was probably more civil than this. Still, it's what voters wanted and thus it's what they're going to get. Here, have some: Fuck you cocksucking GOP dicktards, fuck you and your "values", your limited horizons and your vision of a white, aging, evangelical america. Fuck you sideways with a rusty spoon.

Now, are we friends yet?

Feb/03
2017

Thing is, when the person who NEEDS excusing doesn't feel obliged to come up with the excuse it raises the all important question: "Is this person sane?" But we know the answer to that, don't we.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump warned in a phone call with his Mexican counterpart that he was ready to send U.S. troops to stop "bad hombres down there" unless the Mexican military does more to control them - comments the White House described as "lighthearted."

Wrecking relationships one at a time seems to be this brat's agenda. Kicking over the blocks that have been carefully laid over decades isn't a concern here because he's never the one to clean up his own mess. Quite literally he has people to wipe his shit for him, no matter the end it spews from.

What a world eh? And people are actually HAPPY about this. Dumbfucks are proud that we have a pathological, lying, egomaniac fronting the nation because it makes them feel better. "Yeah that's stupid, but if the president can lie and deny then it's ok for me too." No, sorry, it's not ok. Being a racist is not ok. Hating foreigners is not ok. Being greedy is not ok. Being a blatant misogynist is not ok. You know that and because you're NOT tRump you have to care.

And if you don't understand why, I suggest you try it for a while. You'll figure it out.

Feb/03
2017

Arnold would have my vote.

On Friday, Trump said in his tweet, "Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice ... but at least he tried hard!"
Schwarzenegger responded quickly to Thursday's remarks in a video on his verified Twitter account, suggesting that he and Trump switch jobs. (AP)

So really this is how he tries to make his own show a success by pissing on the person he picked to replace him? Why the fuck... No. There IS no why. There just IS.

We all know that he sure as shit can't match Arnold's past as a body builder and successful actor. For the record Arnold WAS reelected as Governor. Let's see if Dickhead Donald can match at least that eh?

Feb/03
2017

Because It Bears Repeating

"There are more black people inside Beyonce right now than the entirety of Trump's cabinet" -teh Internets

And you know. It's totally true.

Feb/01
2017

And it's a Republican gag-fest!

"One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, 'You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'"
-- Sen. Mitch McConnell, 2016

"Apparently there's a new standard now, which is to not confirm a Supreme Court nominee at all. I think that's something the American people simply will not tolerate."
-- McConnell, 2017

Oh waaaaa and boo-fucking-hoo. Now the shit is on the other shoe and you can't TAKE it? Really? Please, cry me a fucking river you "let's shut down the government rather than do our jobs" assfucks. Seriously, the GOP can take their pity-party and cry themselves sick over how LITTLE respect Dickhead Donald is getting from the dems AND the majority of voters.

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, was angered by the Democrats' action, saying, "I can't understand why senators, who know we're going to have these two people go through, can't support the committee.

"I'm very disappointed in this kind of crap. Some of this is because they just don't like the president. This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in my whole time in the United States Senate."

Hahahahah fuck you.

Yeah cry me a fucking RIVER. Sauce for the goose BITCHES.

Jan/22
2017

53% Of White Women

"There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
- Madeleine K. Albright

But that doesn't mean you can't be sorry.

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Jan/21
2017

Women's March 2017

"Welcome to your first day, we're not going to go away."

No, no we're not.

More people PROTESTED Trump than came for the inauguration. There were words of hope, words of love, words of courage, words of strength. Fighting words. Healing words. Words of pain and remediation.

Trump is not going to stop the hope of half a million people in DC, of over a million people around the globe.

We are not wrong. And we will win.

Jan/19
2017

Who The Fuck Are They?

Answer: Who cares?

Country stars Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, rock groups 3 Doors Down and The Piano Guys, DJ RaviDrum and The Frontmen of Country with Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart and Richie McDonald are the confirmed performers for the Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration. (UPI)

Also correct: "Nobodies."

Jan/10
2017

Amazing how SOME people actually wanted this jackass as president and worse, now that he's continuing to act like a fucking tool they ADORE it.

SOME people are beyond retarded.

US President-elect Donald Trump has hit back at Meryl Streep's criticism of him as she received a lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes.

He tweeted: "Meryl Streep, one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes.

"She is a Hillary flunky who lost big," Mr Trump added of the three-time Oscar-winning actress.

She said: "When the powerful use their position to bully others we all lose." (BBC)

Yes, when lambasted by a famous Actress the president-to-be acted like a baby, "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! She was mean to me!"

THIS is the next President? Listen fuckface, this is just the START of people hating on you. Think the shit Obama had to put up with was bad, heh. Think again.

Jan/09
2017

Awww, does someone-ski need a hug-ski?

Russia says US allegations that it ran a hacking campaign to influence the American presidential elections are "reminiscent of a witch-hunt".

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters Moscow was tired of the accusations. (BBC)

Pretty awesome, imagine if everything worked that way: kill someone but complain during your murder trial that you're "tired of being persecuted", or maybe help someone win a tight election and complain that you're "tired of being persecuted".

People should just back the fuck off right?

What a mixed message. On the one hand Tiny-n-Butch Putin is ok to reach out and fuck with the international affairs of others and on the other he's "oh so lonely and sad" because people hate him for it. Kinda like how everyone feels about his propping up the Regime of Death-Evil in Syria.

YEP RUSSIA WE DO HATE PUTIN IT IS TRUE. GET RID OF HIM AND WE'LL TALK.

Duh.