Categories: "Kill Skullz" or "Musings of the Deranged"

Jan/15
2018

Kirsti is a cunt. She claims that the division, hatred and utter dissolution of civility in our government makes us "better off". She believes that a misogynist who would happily tell her that she's too ugly to fuck is the best choice for the leader of the US. Kristi probably takes a double handful of anti-depressants in the morning in order to keep up appearances.

Cat needs help. Her grip on reality comes from Faux News. She appears to believe that she's getting THOUSANDS back in taxes. Cat hasn't actually filed yet, but she's excited!!!1! Also, fucking over the delicate situation between the Palestinians and Israel makes her wet. Yes, it's SO exciting when you don't understand the complexities of international politics to believe that unilateral decisions without consensus equates to a solution. Cat also needs a retouch on her botox.

Chris at least admits that tRump is a liar, but hey, in his world that's ok? I mean who really needs a politician or even a president that's truthful? I mean hell, America is returning to the "classic American style" just like when Nixon was in charge.

Jim is all about greed. He wants money. He wants more money than anyone else. As long as the stockmarket keeps rocking the rest of the nation can go fuck itself.

Congrats on your fame fuckwads! It's great to know who you are, I look forward to meeting you sometime in the future when I get to express MY editorial response to your comments.

Jan/07
2018
Cliffy B. - Still An Asshole
And his little dog-turd Mark Rein too.
Jan/06
2018

Hur Hur Hur

Followed immediately by "dur, dur, dur".

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump, portrayed in a new book as a leader who doesn't understand the weight of his office, took to Twitter on Saturday to defend his mental fitness and boast about his intelligence, saying he is "like, really smart" and "a very stable genius."

Yes Dickhead, you smart. You very smart. So smart. Big smart. Best smart. Great!

Jan/05
2018

It was bigger than guns. Bigger than bombs. Bigger than missiles. What was it? It was probably the biggest, best and most bloodless coup the former USSR could have ever pulled off...

Jan. 3 (UPI) -- The Russian Ministry of Defense usually releases a video on New Year's to show off their deadly weapons. But this year, they showed off their adorable puppies.

The video's title is Faithful Friends congratulate you on the coming New Year and the puppies come from the Russian military's Training Center for Service Dog Breeding No. 470.

Yes, in a single, subtle and insidious move the Russian Military flexed its might and reduced the world to "awwwwwe". Well done generals, well done. We have no counter for that... yet. But I'm sure we'll find some sort of catastrophic tools to come to our defense...

Jan/03
2018

Motto For 2018

Dickhead Donald Tweets: No One Cares.

We're pretty much saturated with the stupid. Next up, more GOP excuse-mongering which results in America not caring for another three years.

Dec/22
2017

Oh you're going to LOVE this.

(CNN)Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the very agency tasked with saving and protecting the lives of the most vulnerable, are now under order by the Trump administration to stop using words including "vulnerable" in 2018 budget documents, according to The Washington Post.

In a 90-minute briefing on Thursday, policy analysts at the nation's leading public health institute were presented with the menu of seven banned words, an analyst told the paper. On the list: "diversity," "fetus," "transgender," "vulnerable," "entitlement," "science-based" and "evidence-based."

Alternative word choices reportedly were presented in some cases. For instance, in lieu of "evidence-based" or "science-based," an analyst might say, "CDC bases its recommendations on science in consideration with community standards and wishes," the source said.

Like that? They can just "ignore" science by preventing people from using science words (including the word science itself). Of course the CDC's mission is to protect the health and safety of the nation against biological disasters and threats, but they can't do it with science any more. So what can they use? The fucking bible maybe? So instead of stockpiling antibiotics they're going to hand out copies of the Lord's Prayer instead?

Just when you think you've seen and heard the very stupidest things this administration could come up with they go out of their way to top themselves. Fetus? How the fuck is that not allowed? What are they going to call it instead "the wiggly thing?"

Goddamn America, there's a fucking idiot in the White House. How long are you going to continue to put up with this bullshit and when are people going to say they've had enough? Because I sure the fuck have.

Oh and Dickhead? You can't stop science by Dark Age techniques of preventing discussion and forbidding words. Just watch.

Dec/17
2017

Because anyone supporting Dickheaded ideals in the US is a fucktard, and anyone supporting Dickheaded ideals internationally is a fucking cunt-faced fucktard (you know, an EXTRA special type of fucktard).

UNITED NATIONS (AP) -- The United States on Monday vetoed a resolution supported by the 14 other U.N. Security Council members that would have required President Donald Trump to rescind his declaration of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, a vote that showed the depth of global opposition to the U.S. move.[..]

U.S. Ambassador Nikki Haley called the Security Council resolution "an insult" that won't be forgotten, saying the United Nations forced the U.S. to cast a veto simply because of its right to decide where to put its embassy. She said the veto - the first cast by the U.S. in more than six years - was done "in defense of American sovereignty and in defense of America's role in the Middle East peace process."

So the US decides to violate decades of careful negotiation and international opinion, deliberately inflame already hostile parties, and butt into a relationship that we're not even a part of and WE'RE the ones being offended? Nikki you fucking twat, not only are you wrong but you DON'T represent America, you represent an ASSHOLE who is NOT qualified or capable of running a car wash. If the US is "entitled" to declare the capital of another nation then the WORLD is capable of declaring the US as being led by a psychomaniac.

I get it, he's your Joker and you're his Harley. But keep that shit in the bedroom 'mmmkay? Because you're embarrassing US.

Dec/16
2017

So it's been a year of garbage. It's also been a fairly garbage year. The country is governed by an evil clown and his mindless minions. I'm at the stage where I think "well, my job COULD be worse" and the Cassandraic hoards are warning that women will suffer a backlash for bringing down Big Evil in public places.

Yep, it's been awesome.

I find it hard to put VARIETY in the topics that I blog about because the same shit happens day after day and somehow the ability to be outraged continues, it doesn't wear out, run out or die off. There's no IMMUNITY to stupid, because if it were 90% of the nation would be inoculated the rest would be incurable anyway.

But I think it's important to keep on keepin' on as it were. If for no other reason than "because". That was the answer on my high school friend elder brother's philosophy final when he was a junior and I think it still holds value today.

So I will, not so much persevere but keep on slogging. And I hope you do too. Unless your name ends in tRump, in which case I hope you eat a dick.

Dec/07
2017

Daryl has a problem: he was touched on the sleeve by a fellow house member. Then Daryl had a freakout. "I'm a heterosexual man, I have a wife and I love my wife, I don't like men the way YOU might, so just don't touch me."

OMG really?

Looks like there's a new homophobe-in-chief in Pennsylvania, and it's Daryl Metcalfe.

Daryl, you need some counseling dude. The way you expressed yourself was both sad and pathetic. Your hate for gay (and no one is actually sure that the fellow state rep who was speaking at the time WAS gay) is pretty damn clear. What was also pretty damn clear was that you're a fucking bigot asshole.

Frankly I'd tell you to grow a dick, but I'm guessing it's too late for that. Good thing you're married already.

Dec/07
2017

Arrest Paul Nehlen

Paul Nehlen needs to be in jail. No one is safe from a guy who tells people to "eat a bullet".

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- House Speaker Paul Ryan's Republican primary challenger told a columnist for the New York Post in a Twitter message to "Eat a bullet."

Paul Nehlen sent the tweet on Wednesday night. It came after a back and forth with Post columnist John Podhoretz that stemmed from a tweet Nehlen sent about a bill passed by the House that would make it easier for gun owners to legally carry concealed weapons across state lines.

Podhoretz tweeted to Nehlen: "Maybe you should eat something. Your brain needs nourishment. It's the size of a pea."

Nehlen tweeted in response: "Do us all a favor, Podhoretz. Eat a bullet."

It went from "joking" to "deadly serious" in the space of a tweet. I don't doubt that this asshole would have shot the columnist in that moment, if he had the chance. Nor do I doubt that he would try that some time in the future.

I think the police need to have a serious talk with this GOP representative. And explain that threatening ANYONE with a bullet is wrong. Fuckwipe.

Nov/29
2017

Your boss can stoop that low (well, he really isn't stooping, he's just that inept) but YOU can't you dumb twat.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- CNN says it is boycotting this year's White House media Christmas party.

The news network says in a statement that "In light of the President's continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN, we do not feel it is appropriate to celebrate with him as his invited guests."

The network adds that it will be sending a "reporting team" to Friday's event to cover any news that develops from it.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is responding on Twitter, saying: "Christmas comes early! Finally, good news from @CNN."

You're not REALLY that stupid, are you Sarah? We all know that the only "fake news" is the spew that comes from your boss. CNN actually has accountability, which Dickhead apparently doesn't, not even to the people he supposedly represents. The fact that a major news outlet isn't going to your party should be a wakeup call.

You're wrong. And if you can't realize you're wrong in your response you're one stupid twat.

Nov/24
2017

Although consumerism has crept steadily into the meaning of thanksgiving, it still can't beat turkey, stuffing, cranberry, potatoes and gravy. And while I'm not a fan of people bringing their electronics to dinner, if it means you can get your precious shopping done and NOT leave the table? Well ok by me.

Hopefully online shopping will crush the retail giants expectations for in-store only sales. Maybe Fuckmart and other big box stores will actually revert to allowing their employees a proper holiday at home. Where they belong.

Nov/23
2017

Burp.

That is all.
Nov/17
2017

Nope. Because Dickhead Donald can even beat that.

One of President Donald Trump's judicial nominees is a ghost hunter who has written several novellas about paranormal activities.

The appointment of Brett Talley, 36, for a lifetime post as an Alabama federal judge is raising eyebrows because he has never tried a case.

It also emerged he failed to disclose on a conflict-of-interest questionnaire that his wife is a White House lawyer. (BBC)

Most presidents have the common sense to do truly stupid, egregiously nepotistic shit at the END of their second term. But not Dickhead. He's going to give prime positions to ass-cannons who are second, third and nth removed from staff that sucks his dick. In this case the unqualified husband of a white house lawyer. With a penchant for the paranormal.

You know maybe he DOES have a position he can play for Dickhead where he could be useful (and get your mind out of the gutter, I wasn't going there, I mean I could, and I usually do, but not in THIS case.) Brett could be the white house fortune teller, and astrologically connect to Regan's ghost to guide Dickhead through his trials and tribulations.

Or yah, he could just give his wife a break from the dick sucking from time to time and take over for her.

Nov/10
2017

To sweeten an otherwise terrible topic that has NOT been getting better here in the US.

Nicola Sturgeon has offered an unequivocal apology to gay men convicted of sexual offences that are no longer illegal.

The first minister's apology coincided with new legislation that will automatically pardon gay and bisexual men convicted under historical laws.

The bill will also allow the removal of such convictions from criminal records.(BBC)

The US has been backsliding with an alarming alacrity. But this doesn't mean the rest of the world hasn't kept on, keeping on without us. It's delightful and heartwarming to see that the stupid fuckery that has infected America hasn't infected nations abroad. Sure the UK needs to keep sucking tRump dick, as do other large nations, but smaller nations can forge ahead and take the lead in democracy and liberty, the leadership the world needs.

Thank you Scotland.

Nov/09
2017

Long ago I read a study that hypothesized that a person is more likely to believe an obvious lie when they hear it "first hand". This is the premise that won Dickhead the election and he continues to exploit: utilizing social media as a vehicle to spread lies and confusion to discredit agencies who actually have rules and standards

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Disguised Russian agents on Twitter rushed to deflect scandalous news about Donald Trump just before last year's presidential election while straining to refocus criticism on the mainstream media and Hillary Clinton's campaign, according to an Associated Press analysis of since-deleted accounts.[..]

AP's analysis illuminates the obvious strategy behind the Russian cyber meddling: swiftly react, distort and distract attention from any negative Trump news.

I don't think it needs to be said but let's state the obvious: Dickhead Donald has no morals or standards, he will say whatever he thinks will get him what he wants. But it doesn't stop there, all the tRumpanzees who scream and yell about the news are gleefully swallowing the poison from non-US entities who use social media to conceal their identities and goals. Simply put: if you chose to listen to facebook and twitter to decide who to vote then you're: a) fucking stupid and b) a ruski stooge.

Nov/02
2017

I don't think there's a man who deserves a partner like Colleen.

Like many women, Colleen Krajewski finds first dates a bit awkward but until recently she had the additional pressure of trying to dodge the question of what she does for a living.

"Once you tell a guy you're an abortion doctor, that's usually it," said Dr Krajewski, a gynaecologist in Pennsylvania, US.[..]

Abortion doctors in the US regularly find their names, addresses and phone numbers published on websites by those who oppose their work but Dr Krajewski refuses to be intimidated.

"I'm not going to live in fear. I'm more likely to encounter common violence than something to do with my job," she said. (BBC)

Abortion is a right, and should be a fundamental right for all women. A women should not be FORCED to be pregnant. The church, society, old people with "pro life" plates can all go fuck themselves for judging others.

If you don't like abortion, don't goddamn have one. If you can't get an abortion because you're not capable of getting pregnant then FUCK OFF. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

I look forward to a future where women can have total control over their lives, their bodies and their futures. Until then, we will have to rely on pioneering women like Colleen to carry us forward in the face of ignorance, hate and stupidity.

Colleen, I salute you. Carry on the fight and don't let the evil bring you down.