Categories: "Kill Skullz" or "Musings of the Deranged"


Which Is It?

I notice that there seem to be two distinct tribes, or camps, as it were: those who pronounce tiny-dick-bear's name as "Pee-ew-tin" and others who pronounce it as "Pooooo-tin".

So which is it? Shit-tin or rancid-body-odor-tin? I guess Shorty McShort-short is kinda out of the question, although it's a fairly apt nick name.


Make that 40,001 less Texans I'd be ok with not having.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A transgender "bathroom bill" reminiscent of one in North Carolina that caused a national uproar now appears to be on a fast-track to becoming law in Texas - though it may only apply to public schools.

A broader proposal mandating that virtually all transgender people in the country's second-largest state use public restrooms according to the gender on their birth certificates sailed through the Texas Senate months ago. A similar measure had stalled in the House, but supporters late Sunday night used an amendment to tack school bathroom limits onto a separate and otherwise unrelated bill covering campus emergency operation plans.

Republican Rep. Chris Paddie authored the hotly-debated language, saying it had "absolutely no intent" to discriminate.

Same shit, shittier state. Penis Paddie says it's all about "keepin' teh chilluns safe" but it's not because there has yet to any ANY fucking instance of transgender americans preying on anyone at all. But hey, they have to do SOMETHING to get their 15 minutes of fame, so why not keep beating the same dead horse?

Paddie, you're a fucking imbecile or a fucking asshole, or probably both. I look forward to your shitstain state losing dollars from agencies and institutions who don't tolerate hate-laws like the one you just passed.

I also look forward to your losing your job right after your state loses a few buckloads of cash.



Because nothing good ever comes out of Texas. At least not these days. It's basically a cesspit of hate and stupidity.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas moved closer Friday to restricting emergency immunizations given to children removed from troubled homes, worrying doctors and handing a political victory for vaccination opponents in a state where the number of families forgoing shots is soaring.

Vaccination critics are trying to build a foothold in Texas, and the state's Republican-controlled House has now signed off on prohibiting doctors from administering any immediate immunizations- other than for tetanus - for children newly taken into state custody.[..]

More than 44,000 parents in Texas filed personal-belief exemptions last school year to shield their children from vaccinations, a nearly twentyfold jump from 2003.

Texas is setting itself up for a massive disease-fest. As a major immigration point it will only take one case of exposure to ripple though unvaccinated children, and into the at-risk population of infants and elderly. Eventually Texas will be a wasteland, hopefully without zombies, not that there's a real difference between zombies and what currently passes for citizens in Texas honestly.

At least they won't vote. Again, hopefully.


No One Can Keep Up

Mainly because everyone else in that office got their jobs based on skill and experience. In a nutshell, Dickhead Donald is not only nutso but making everyone ELSE nutso trying to keep up.

President Donald Trump is contradicting previous White House explanations for the firing of James Comey as FBI director.

Trump says in an interview with NBC News that he had planned to fire Comey all along, regardless of the recommendations of top Justice Department officials.

Initially the White House cited a Justice Department memo criticizing Comey's handling of last year's investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails as the impetus for Trump's decision.[..]

President Donald Trump says his busy schedule makes it "not possible" for his staff to speak at the podium with "perfect accuracy."

Trump on Friday defended the struggle by his administration to come up with a consistent timeline and rationale for the abrupt firing of FBI Director James Comey this week.

Trump tweeted, "As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!" (AP)

So here's the "strategy": Say whatever pops into your head. Tell others to say it. When asked about the same topic later say something else. Let others deal with the contradiction, and enjoy their pain and discomfort as they scramble to keep up.

You know the real winner in this mess are the doctors and pharma companies who are going to make a shit-ton of money off the meds everyone will be taking just to keep their day job. My question is: when will stupid supporters get tired themselves of trying to keep up?


What Loyalty?

After handing tRump the election Comey gets his just desserts. With both barrels.

The White House shocked Washington by announcing that James Comey "has been terminated and removed from office". (BBC)

Wonder how that's going to inspire the rest of the team eh?


WASHINGTON (AP) -- FBI Director says he thought concealing discovery of new Clinton emails before election would have been 'catastrophic'

The rest of the sentence reads as follows: "... for securing his place in history."

Comey saw a chance to become a kingmaker. So he did. It had nothing to do with right or wrong or anything else. It was just ego and opportunity. I sincerely doubt he'll ever regret what he did, mainly because it keeps people talking about him. Kind of like a bastard-baby tRump.


You know there actually IS an upside to the whole GOP killing off their constituents by denying them health care. Dead people can't FUCKING VOTE.

To anyone who is going to be "surprised" by how hard, how costly, how uninsurable their life becomes that voted for repealing the ACA? I can only laugh.

I think that's like the entire state of Mississippi right?


Only in the US can someone totally fucking ignorant of US history not only become president but be totally cavalier about it.

President Trump has caused controversy with a revisionist riff on Civil War history, telling journalist Salena Zito in an interview that Andrew Jackson could have prevented the war and that Jackson was "angry" as he watched it unfold. Jackson, a slave-owner and strongman, was elected president in 1829. He died 16 years before the war began. (BBC)

Amazing right? And yet this is the person conservatives see as "god sent". Yes, a totally fucking ignorant, arrogant cocktard.

You know if he was even a fraction as intelligent as his supporters grace him with he would at least get on Wikipedia to check facts before spewing them on the internet.

Fuck you 45. Please, resign before you embarrass yourself and us any more.


It was printed on a sign at a rally. The rally was in defense of having a conservative hate-speecher present. It said "Hate speech is free speech." It took a while, but eventually I've come around to that position myself.

You're chuckling right now I'm willing to bet. However there's a corollary there, if one CHOOSES to use hate speech, then one must be prepared for the incivility that results. Put more succinctly: if I'm going to use words that will trigger an unthinking anger, then I must be prepared for my opponent not just to do the same, but to do worse. And that RIGHT there means that I'm the one responsible for the degeneration of communication. This is precisely where I choose to spit on the relationship and stomp it to death. This is also precisely why I cannot claim, at any point in the future, the moral high ground NOR feign outrage when my opponents stop listening and do the same.

After a decade of listening to conservatives malign, threaten and abuse non-conservatives, it's simply astounding that they are now crying about how horrible it is when they're on the receiving end.


Dickhead Donald went out of his way to hate on women, non-whites, and anything that does not align with making money (environment, health, education, international cooperation, the list goes on.) Now suddenly all the tRumpanzees who embraced the hate, who screamed at non-whites, who assaulted Hillary are upset and outraged that this frenzy of anger has continued unabated. Somehow it was all just going to go away. Right? Please?

Oh no. The effectiveness of "please" died when you decided that someone who can degrade, defile, and disrespect with venomous vitriol another human is worthy of representing our nation. tRump ran under a banner of hate, so why so surprised when it becomes the standard?

So to all those out there "surprised" that the loving liberal is now the hating liberal. To those who thought that the effective use of hate as a motivational tool, as a tool to intimidate and annoy opponents belonged to the right, well, maybe now you're going to realize the damage that YOU did in embracing it.

The use of hate does not belong exclusively to the right, rather, as the sign pointed out, it IS a right. And it belongs to everyone. And THAT is the conservative legacy.


We're A Happy Family

We're a happy family, we're a happy family, we're a happy family... me, mom GUNS and daddy... (the Ramones)

Because what better way to celebrate the close, familial bond than to shoot the fuck out of someone in your family. Right?

SANFORD, Fla. (AP) -- A 71-year-old Florida man has been charged with attempted murder in the shooting of his step-son. [..]
According to the records, Lathrop's wife, Juanita, told police her son went to sit on the front porch about 9:30 a.m. when Thomas Lathrop said, "Don't you see me sitting here."
Fort replied he sat there every morning before work. Lathrop then got up and fired a single round at Fort's legs.
While Fort was running away, Lathrop fired two more shots, shattering Fort's pelvis. That bullet lodged in Fort's stomach, causing life-threatening injuries.

Guns! The best way to never have to say you're sorry for losing your temper...


PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- President Donald Trump cast the United States assault on a Syrian air base as vital to deter future use of poison gas and called on other nations to join in seeking "to end the slaughter and bloodshed in Syria."

tRump attacked Russia via bombing a Syrian air base. Here's why:

*Because he's been itching to use his new toy: The US Military *Because he wants to show his rival Putin that he too can fire rockets indiscriminately and get away with it *Because it distracts from the ongoing scandal over Russia *Because killing people isn't a concern *Because it proves that more bombs, like more bullets, are a viable solution to any problem *Because using your words is hard and takes thinking *Because "Moar Attenshun" *Because why the fuck have bombs if you don't use them? Now we can buy more *Because ramdom caring is better than no caring *Because fanclub idiots (read "Trumpanzees") can now have something new to wave flags about and coo about how "great" we're making America by bombing other countries

Oh yeah and one more.

Because totally fucked up people do totally fucked up shit.


1+ 1 = 5 In Utah

I'm sorry, show me the PROOF that allowing rich people to put their kids into expensive schools benefits ALL kids in a state. You can't.

PHOENIX (AP) -- Republican Arizona lawmakers on Thursday dramatically expanded a school voucher program by extending eligibility to all 1.1 million state schoolchildren despite vehement opposition from Democrats who believe it will undercut public education and cost taxpayers untold millions of dollars.
It now heads to Republican Gov. Doug Ducey, who tweeted that he expected to sign the measure Thursday night.

I'm calling bullshit Doug Duces. There is NO proof whatsoever that siphoning money from public schools will raise the quality of education for all. Your math is as faulty as your logic, which, I might add, is pretty fucking sad for an adult. But hey, it's not about logic is it? Or reason? Or even the children, it's about power and sticking it to the poor, the underfunded and the opposition. It's about weakening the already weak and ensuring that kids who barely have a chance will get none.

It's about being a fucktard for the sake of fucktardery. It's the GOP agenda. The few, the rich, the powerful. Fuck everyone else.


Because there's just not enough evil the US can do under this administration. Hurting women ALL over the globe is part of the agenda.

he US says it is withdrawing funding for the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA), an agency that promotes family planning in more than 150 countries.
The state department says the agency supports or participates in a programme of coercive abortion or involuntary sterilisation in China.
But the UNFPA says this is an "erroneous claim", and that its work does not break any US laws.
In total $32.5m (£26m) in funds will be withdrawn for the 2017 financial year. (BBC)

The war on women continues. Now vulnerable, impoverished women, women who are victims of war, famine and oppression can suffer because this aligns with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL OTHER THAN A MEGALOMANIAC'S WHIMS. This organization saves lives of women around the globe and Dickhead doesn't give two fucks what happens as a result.

Yes, america the fucking stupid, stupid, selfish, ignorant, foolish, greedy, unthinking voters electing a "president" who represents the worst our nation has to offer. Did I mention how much I loathe you all? No? Well, maybe you can figure it out.


Ignorant fucking savages trying to push women into forced pregnancy. It's the equivalent of rape, only worse. It can last a lifetime.

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Republican lawmakers in Iowa on Wednesday scrapped legislation that would ban abortions once a fetal heartbeat is detected, retreating just one day after announcing the proposal.[..] Tom Chapman, executive director of the Iowa Catholic Conference, said [..] "We support life at conception," he said. [..] Rep. Shannon Lundgren, the bill's floor manager who supported the heartbeat provision, said Republicans still feel the 20-week ban would be a positive step for the state. "I think this is an incremental step toward additional pro-life legislation that protects the life of the unborn baby," she said.

Ignorant, misogynistic fucktards. Get it through your primitive psyches A FETUS IS NOT A HUMAN. I'm sure neither of you are vegans, you kill "life" for food, clothes and probably hunt for fun. This is not about protecting "life". And it's not about "babies" because once it's born you couldn't give a flying fuck. It's about oppressing women and preventing them from controlling their future. It's to ensure that women remain shackled by their reproductive organs, enslaved by backwards, hateful, shitbrains like yourselves.

Loathsome scumbags like you have NO place in politics. You don't represent your constituents, not the ones with ovaries, that's for damn sure. Fuck you. Really.


Hey smaller government fans! Here's your latest update!

CHERRY HILL, N.J. (AP) -- The Republican health care plan means less money for states and gives them a tough choice: Find a pot of cash to make up the difference or let coverage lapse for millions of lower-income Americans.

Yep, there you go, the cost of independence. So what will you choose? Paying more in state taxes, or watching people die? I mean what would a GOOD christian choose eh? (Y'all probably choose the death option and justify it somehow with some Biblical reference to support "eh, kill 'em, they didn't contribute much anyway.")


Because Racist Fucks

I guess being white, racist and dickheaded is now "cool" because everyone's trying to get in on the act.

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- A top Mississippi lawmaker is blocking an effort to punish universities that refuse to fly the Confederate-themed state flag - a symbol that critics see as racist.
The state House passed a bill Wednesday saying public universities could not receive certain tax breaks unless they display the flag. All eight schools have removed it because of the Confederate battle emblem.

Fucktards like Rep. William Shirley feel obliged to cram their views down the throats of those they're supposed to represent. Even though ALL the universities have removed the confederate flag, he wants to blackmail the institutions of higher learning by withholding state money. Why? Because FLAG. At no point does fuckwad admit that there MIGHT be a problem with what the flag represents, or that it stood for wealthy, white plantation owners trying to hold on to slavery as a way to save their business model. No, it's just "here's the state flag, if you take our money, you need to fly it, BECAUSE."

Which, in itself kinda proves the point as to what the flag really represents. It represents racist assholes who haven't given up their past, or learned from history. It also represents the tRump-merica that we're living in today, rancid and hatefilled like never before.

Oh and hey Willy? By the way, fuck you.


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Our President Catbert
You remember Carbert don't you? He was pure evil, although maybe less evil than the current president.