I am here illegally, please help me.

12/11/06

Permalink 03:40:39 pm, by bman Email , 196 words, 48 views   English (US)
Categories: Daily puffs of flatulence

I am here illegally, please help me.

Ok.... so the current news story is about this illegal vato and his mamacita who have admittedly paid smugglers to get them inside the USA and then eventually making their way to Florida. She readily admits to the police that they evidently "forgot" to pay their smugglers in a timely fashion for getting them here so the smugglers have taken this illegal couple's kid in exchange.

Yes the kid was born here in the US and by some interpretations is now a U.S. citizen but this fact should be NEGATED since BOTH the parents are here illegally to begin with (I believe the current law on this states that one or the other parents need to be a US citizen already in order for the child born from the relationship to receive US citizenship automatically)

What should we do? Its very simple. Box both of them up and ship them back to where they came from with some USA Immigration Application forms as parting gifts. Make sure to get their forwarding address so that we can bring their baby back to them once we find the child and indict the smugglers of treason.

Good day.

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Comment from: odessa [Member] Email
When you pay people to do illegal things, expect them to do illegal things to you if you slight them in the slightest way. Point is, people that smuggle humans across borders are very capable of stealing human children for whatever purpose. Sick world that it is, I am sure the smugglers can be compensated even more hansomly for the bundle of joy - Either from despirate people who want to be parents or people with even less scrupples than the smugglers.
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