If Im elected President in 2008.....

10/25/06

Permalink 01:41:43 pm, by bman Email , 400 words, 40 views   English (US)
Categories: Daily puffs of flatulence

If Im elected President in 2008.....

Reprint from statement by Robin Williams:

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. Well give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal. France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home they go.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope with it for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it, get over it, or leave.

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Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
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Origins: We Robin Williams don't know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't actor/comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy television fame). This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via e-mail and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way the eleventh entry was dropped and a genuine Robin Williams quote appended in its place:
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" — Robin Williams.
The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.'
PermalinkPermalink 10/25/06 @ 14:04
Comment from: Abba Zabba [Member] Email
1. The list seems to be mostly standard ultra-conservative rhetoric, but this one is the worst. Does anyone really believe we shouldn't have intervened against Hitler?

2. Cut and run! Cut and run!

3. This doesn't work for so many reasons. First, do you want to pay for house-to-house searches for all undocumented immigrants? I don't.

4. Because America is built on a foundation of never allowing in any immigrants under any circumstances.

5. Wow, there must be a lot of bombers in our country, if every foreigner over 21 is one. Also, this contradicts #4.

6. Being self-sufficient in energy is a great goal, but practically impossible, at least in the short term. The oil in Alaska is a tiny fraction of the oil we import every year.

7. That might cause a drop in oil prices worldwide. But it'll just benefit the Chinese and everyone else buying the oil. Even without the US, there's a lot of demand for oil.

8. There was a lot of worldwide aid offered to the US after Katrina and 9/11. But who needs international goodwill or basic human decency when you can have...um...something else?

9. Why not just blow it up? We don't need diplomats anyway.

10. Well, you're already getting rid of all the immigrants, so who is left that doesn't speak English?

This list would turn America into the international equivalent of a hillbilly guarding a run-down shack with a shotgun. Just like the author of the piece.
PermalinkPermalink 10/26/06 @ 09:12

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