Because Math Is Scary

I hate stupid people. They just fuck everything up.

An Italian economist says his flight was delayed after a fellow passenger saw him working on a differential equation and alerted the cabin crew.

Guido Menzio was taken off and questioned by agents who did not identify themselves, after the woman next to him said she felt ill.

He showed them what he had been writing and the flight eventually took off - more than two hours late (BBC)

So basically some dumb cunt mixed up Arabic and Math and decided to freak the fuck out. Net result was an entire plane full of people lost two hours of their lives. The good news in all this was that the Dumb Cunt who didn't know what an equation was (and probably flunked high school) had to leave even later than the poor mathematician and the rest of the flight. She still probably thinks, even now, that there was EVIL involved.

Yes bitch, Evil. The same evil that flys the fucking plane and lets you drive a car, use a cell phone and get a mammogram. IT'S MATH HO, IT'S JUST FUCKING MATH.

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