A Stupid Man Wants To Play With His Toys

Only they really aren't HIS toys, they belong to the American people. And THIS American person doesn't fucking want a parade with guns and tanks because this ain't fucking North Korea.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump has asked the Pentagon to plan a grand parade of the U.S. armed forces in Washington this year to celebrate military strength, officials said Tuesday.

The Washington Post, which was first to report the plan, said Trump wants an elaborate parade this year with soldiers marching and tanks rolling, but no date has been selected.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed the request Tuesday evening. She said Trump wants the Pentagon to "explore a celebration" that will allow Americans to show appreciation for the military.

Dickhead gets more and more like a petty dictator every day. He wants constant praise. He cycles through advisers like an allergy sufferer goes through Kleenex. He needs bigger, better toys, parades, displays, applause. It doesn't matter who pays. We're looking at a return to defects higher than when Obama was in office now.

GOP defense hawks were prevailing over the party's depleted ranks of deficit hawks, championing major new spending on military programs. Democrats, meanwhile, leveraged their influence to increase spending for domestic priorities such as combating opioid misuse.

The result could be the return of trillion-dollar deficits for the first time since Obama's first term.

But none of this matters, because Dickhead doesn't actually GOVERN, rather he just likes to play. He likes to go to parties. He likes presents. He likes praise. It doesn't matter that in the US we appreciate our military differently, that we prefer to have them healthy and safe rather than infested with worms as they bolt for the border to another country. No. In Dickhead's mind he wants a military parade with tanks and missiles, something we've never and SHOULD never have, ever. Not the the US. Because we don't been to showcase our capabilities to anyone, not even ourselves.

It's only been a year, but Dickhead sure has done an outstanding job of being the worst person ever, not just as president, but as a human being. It's hard to imagine worse, but I'm sure he'll show us.

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