Zoo for dummies

12/02/08

Permalink 05:58:40 pm, by Roulette Email , 267 words, 38 views   English (US)
Categories: Daily Life, Science

Zoo for dummies

The Cincinnati Zoo can go find one of their camels and suck it's dick.

A zoo is a place designed to teach people about animals, and allow children exposure to animals in a safe and controlled atmosphere. They're supposed to be focused on preservation and education. It's a simple mandate. To quote the Cincinnati Zoo:

Part of the public school system in Cincinnati since 1975, the Zoo hosts a four-year college prepatory program – Zoo Academy. The Cincinnati Zoo is proud to serve as the leading non-formal science educator in Southwest Ohio

Rated by peer zoological parks as one of the best zoos in the nation, the Cincinnati Zoo continues to set the standard for conservation, education and preservation of wild animals and wild spaces. Over 1.2 million people visit the Zoo annually.

Sounds good? Fuck them. They betrayed that standard. What did they do? Well, they're selling two for one tickets with the mother fucking Creation Museum. A fucking pillar of ignorance and disinformation. What kind of a biscuit-fucking ass spelunker thought that was a good idea?

A zoo is a place where we teach the public in general, and children in particular how animals live and breed in nature. We have breeding programs to promote endangered species.

We should never align a zoo with a 'museum' (and I use that term very loosely) that honestly believes the creation of those species had anything to do with creationism? It's intellectually and morally bankrupt to put those two ideas side by side.

Fuck you Cincinnati Zoo. You're a tragic waste of an organization. Hopefully an elephant tramples your administration to death.

Comments, Pingbacks:

Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
I don't get it, really not at all - unless it's some kind of desperation move on the part of the Zoo. I suppose in truly hard times people will do anything, and given the state of the economy it might even be possible for the Zoo to be desperate enough to try and do something this obtuse.

Unless it's some sort of tongue in cheek joke. If Marilyn Manson signs up for the next two-fer I'll know for certain.
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